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Jonathan

@JohnGroyp_33

1 month

Didn’t drink a single beer on the course today. Am I gay?

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Jonathan

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2 months

“I’d never wear flip flops to a bar dude”

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“How’d you know I’m from New Jersey?”

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1 month

This is why we play

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27 days

30 minutes out from school, on the backroads, about to pick up a tall boy for the rest of the drive. Life could certainly be worse. Cheers and good luck this year fellas 🤝🏻

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Is it 11am on a Friday? Yes. Will I probably get fired for not showing up to a meeting today? Also yes.

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15 days

Hope everyone has enjoyed their first week back at their prestigious campuses. Happy Friday and God bless. (yes I’m drinking a nutrl don’t call me gay)

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@kdksmdmgmgnfnf Never in my life did I think I’d come across a citadel burner

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Sometimes change should be embraced

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Holy fuck boys im not hungover anymore

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@dylanlongergan6 The dj board is a dead Yankee giveaway

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@NCAAFootball14 forgetting an absolute classic

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Jonathan

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Plug just handed me the product in a dollar bill. Can anyone take a wild guess on his ethnicity?

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@goatcolonelreb Extra skill if you’re part Irish

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@Calebdownss Caleb, this raises the question of would we rather the yankee be easy to identify while living amongst us instead of camouflaging in our beloved wardrobe attire? or see them assimilate to the right way of doing things after meeting people south of the mason-dixon?

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The left isn’t gonna like this one

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@RichardTugnutz

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2 months

Good morning and happy Wednesday! Fuck the yanks and God bless

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@mordecai_AU going to UVA and having a burner don’t sound like they go together whatsoever

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@jimmymidfield Essentially the black Air Force ones for white people

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28 days

Last Saturday before Jonathan heads back to school. Had to set the tone early

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23 days

Why can’t black people just behave?

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This guy needs to be banned from restaurants.

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Controversial take but this must be addressed: Costas are far better sunglasses than Maui Jims and it’s not even close

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The pissing all over the bathroom trend that keeps getting posted on here was never funny

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Jonathan

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2 months

@TJWarrenFanClb2 She not gonna let you hit bro 😭😭😭

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Tone is set

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Can’t beat it

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2 months

“Nice putt dickhead”

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2 months

It smacked

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Favorite club in my bag at the moment

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3 months

@OldRowOfficial Don’t ask this guy

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Jonathan

@JohnGroyp_33

21 days

Jonathan loses coozies like it’s a fucking sport. Does anyone else have this problem where they can never keep a good coozie for more than a month or two until it vanishes from the face of the earth or is this just a me problem?

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Jonathan

@JohnGroyp_33

2 months

Let’s have a fucking Saturday, fuck the yanks and fuck the left!

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Jonathan

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1 month

Hope none of yall mind, thanks

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@ATDog1981 Be a man and wear flip flops

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@JohnGroyp_33

2 months

Happy Friday niggas

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@JohnGroyp_33

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Free Barry Stanton

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@JohnGroyp_33

2 months

If you walk into a chipotle and the majority of the workers are Hispanic you know it’s about to smack

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25 days

Wow this is gay

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@packman6569 I think it’s safe to say we know some mutual people packman

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@therickster699 Wrong

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What the fuck is this new kickoff

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@packman6569 Hate to be that guy but it’s space wrangler

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@MearnsGeoffery Range ball in the cart is a must for when u lose a ball on a shitty drive and need to use the mulligan. We’ve all been there, better to safe than sorry Geoffrey. Best, John

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@JohnGroyp_33

2 months

@NCAAFootball14 NCAA we all know this should be number 1

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@TheBirdFuckedJo u did not actually get cheese on that sandwich right

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@JohnGroyp_33

3 months

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@AFpost

3 months

Trump taunted Jewish employees with Nazi oven jokes according to ex-Trump Organization VP. Follow: @AFpost

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Jonathan

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19 days

Paid 50 dollars to play golf at a course 45 minutes away, didn’t even make it to the 7th hole until it started pouring, and lost my costas somehow in the process. Happy Monday

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Free Larry Dumpsac

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@Big_A_Santiago Are u a terrorist?

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2 months

@SkeeterDingle Can’t get behind this one skeeter

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Jonathan

@JohnGroyp_33

1 month

What are the best khaki shorts on the market right now? Need to buy a pair before I head back to school and tired of the way the duckhead ones fit. Any recommendations would be appreciated

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2 months

Happy Sunday

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@DTrucksBurner Hell of a sticker collection on that 35. Cheers, John

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@ThisIsKyleR We all ignored how much of a fat retard you are because you shot a bunch of soy boys who were burning our cities down. You might as well endorse Kamala at this point, fuck you

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Jonathan is having a good Monday

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@thelsuchad This is what it’s really all about

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@BoWithersOBGYN Left goes so hard

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@mericagreg Put her back in her damn place Greg!

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@TomTuffknucks @Chipmcqueen47 Only correct answer

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Jonathan

@JohnGroyp_33

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Also I apologize for the white Apple Watch in the last two photos. Mine broke and my mother gave me hers, waiting for the black band to get delivered. Please go easy on me fellas

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@BikeJalen ur definitely black

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I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or not

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are black people the only race that says excuse me???

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@NCAAFootball14 @moaning35 NCAA, as great as Kentucky is, Kentucky was never officially in the confederacy which automatically disqualifies it from being a top 5 state

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@mericagreg Most of the Lilly Lang jokes are dumb and overplayed, but this one made me chuckle. Cheers Greg

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Steve 🇺🇸

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If you want war in Ukraine, pick up a rifle and go fight. If you want war in Israel, pick up a rifle and go fight. If you want war in the Middle East, pick up a rifle and go fight. If you don’t, you aren’t a serious person. NO MORE WARS! Agreed?

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@imisssobriety Delete your account chief

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Interesting reel pull

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Jonathan

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Jonathan will be opting out of fantasy for the 2nd year in a row. After unexpectedly hanging up the cleats before last season (I forgot to join) I have realized how much I enjoy drinking and watching NFL without the stress of losing my high ranking. Good luck to yall this season

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@CDHenry_PA 😂😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

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@edgethegoon Fuck yeah Kliff

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2 months

This is worse than Pearl Harbor

Int’l Fed of American Football

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2 months

Final score at the Commonwealth Stadium where Japan 🇯🇵is the first qualified team for the U20 World Championships final! 📍Final Score 🏈 USA 🇺🇸 20 - 41 🇯🇵 Japan Highlights and replay will be available soon on The game report is to come.

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@mericagreg Nigga thas me

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@TheBirdFuckedJo Agreed Jaden. Been on a big seltzer phase for some reason lately

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Jonathan

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Glad you’re back senator 🤝🏻

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2 months

after a long 2 month journey through central america doing too much cheese, drinking too many imperials, and yelling slander in spanish. the senator is back home

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@NCAAFootball14 Honestly agree on pretty much all of these

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@mericagreg Yesterdays news

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King shit

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Elon Musk had sex with an employee, former intern, and asked a woman at his company to have his babies, Wall Street Journal reports. Follow: @AFpost

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@SteamyRay69 You must not know about my new career Ray

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@TheBirdFuckedJo Way to own it, gotta respect that. Guess I can’t knock it til I try it

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@SteamyRay69 Praying for you Ray

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2 months

That’s my fucking president

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2 months

Trump says he will round up millions of Latinos into mass detention camps as part of Project 2025 and then says it will be “larger” than a 1950s military-style operation called “Operation Wetback”

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@saucebars Love the optimism heavy

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@moaning35 Very solid list Donald, states 1 and 2 are right on the money

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Free Hunter Biden #oneofus 🤝🏻

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@SteamyRay69 Eagle has landed

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@CormacWhitener It’s that dank is what it is

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@hdingilburry The mac looks pressure

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@Trump_unit 🤝🏻

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@monkeybarscout I fw this take

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@DuivDotSHOT Was hitting the ball straight right off the bat so didn’t want to crack open a cold one and mess up the momentum. Never made this move before but think I might just on occasion

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@JohnGroyp_33

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@lancemcdonald84 @Ricky_jones45 Appreciate the wise words Steeze!

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