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Alejandro Santiago

@Big_A_Santiago

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Quantity over quality. Smokehouse Almonds, American Spirits, King Gizzard

El Norte, Los Estados Unidos
Joined April 2023
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
14 days
Miller lite is fucking terrible
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
My 15 year old brother had the fellas over, I guess I missed the uniform memo. Jesus fucking Christ
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
@sacks70214 Game is game
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
9 days
@DTrucksBurner Would love to grab a drink with this guy
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
Take me back to before it was called the burnerverse
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
To whoever left this at my crib, you have no chance of getting it back
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
14 days
@1Sondo Could not agree more. An ice cold miller is actually a solid beverage but if it’s not empty after 5 min it’s complete ass
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 month
It’s like if all the hangovers combined into one big hangover robot like in power rangers
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
WSP Asheville tix locked in and I’m smiling for the first time in weeks
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
I might be a retard now but I used to read a shit ton in middle school
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
8 months
Not seeing Buckhead Brigade on here, there’s more work to be done.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
Had to Venmo Mr. Pink shirt’s bookie $123 this morning. Made him pay me 130 cash but still
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Alejandro Santiago
5 months
My 15 year old brother had the fellas over, I guess I missed the uniform memo. Jesus fucking Christ
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Breaking: Left Wing politicians across America break down in tears at the realization that a white boy is having himself a time at noon on a sunny Saturday
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 month
I’m never getting my order in am I
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
22 days
Never heard of a Westminster legend. Lions by a million
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
4 year old little twerp just called me fat at the Braves game. Fuck you dude I’d kick your ass
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
This rain is making it really hard to tweet and drive. And you’re damn right that’s a Kiawah Island pass
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
7 days
Shrink it I guess but this low key goes hard
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Yall think MLK woulda fucked with a cold ass white boy like myself?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 month
I’m so fucking scared right now they’re gonna stick me up with needles and shit I’m so fucking scared Yes I still go to my pediatrician fuck off
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
20 days
Bloons tower defense is a better game that clash of clans
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Yall boys might not know this, but Santi was a hell of a ball player back in the day
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Shawty knows she getting some
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
13 days
Rumors are swirling that the ex wife has a new boy toy. No chance he knows as many niche jam bands as me right?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
9 months
Tapping in with the fellas at #PDC . In case y’all didn’t know, PDC stands for poon detector central.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
9 days
Woke up at 10:30 for class this morning, basically blue collar
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
8 months
Gotta bang out as many tweets as possible today because everyone is camping twitter for Buckhead brigade. #FreeLikes #ImNotAProudMan
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
7 months
If deleting tweets after they flop was a sport I’d win gold
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
Naw how tf a world leader literally named pootin. What’s next? Pissin? Cummin? Yackin? I think not.
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Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Green fn
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
10 months
I would play football if: - Duke Dennis was the coach - All the linemen were skibidi toilets - The quarterback was Kai Cenat and he only passed the ball to Adin Ross - Instead of kicking field goals the teams had edging competitions - The cheerleaders had level 5 gyatts
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
6 months
Makeshift die table on the golf course on the beach. Does it get better than this?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
Got a cheesesteak last night
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
9 months
How has Desmond Ridder still not been killed in Atl. Literally public enemy number 1 in the A, I thought we were hood i guess not tho
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
I am absolutely going to pick these lemons
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Alejandro Santiago
7 months
May the spirit of Ray Lewis put Pat Mahomes’ knee in his upper thigh.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
9 months
Really? Do better Lov*** What’s the point of being a #Stewnior if I can’t melt cheddar on the Vader?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
7 months
Dear Mr. Mahomes, I sincerely apologize for any hate I might have thrown at you and your family. I was unaware that Mrs. Mahomes had game like that, and I made uneducated and hateful remarks on account of this. Please forgive me, Big A
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Alejandro Santiago
5 months
Low key a pimp way of asking for tips. Not gonna leave anything but still.
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Alejandro Santiago
1 year
Yeah but Westy isn’t touching us in degen numbers. #beerolympicschampions
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Alejandro Santiago
9 months
Nothing makes me prouder to be a dude than walking past all the chicks in line for the women’s bathroom when there’s absolutely no line for the men’s. #ProtectTheKoalas #LedZeppelinIV
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Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Sometimes it’s the little things Cc reaper
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Alejandro Santiago
3 months
I fucking HATE the all SEC team belts. I feel like I don’t even need to justify my take on this one, it should be common sense.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
I would love to know the exact date and time that the first 9/11 joke was made. O/u 9/12/01 at 5:57 pm
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
Have a Tuesday folks P.S, Bud Light is obviously back
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Alejandro Santiago
18 days
Legitimately bricked rn
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Alejandro Santiago
9 days
@SamuelStev44202 The lack of Dr Seuss books should’ve been a tip off
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Tyler from Dude Perfect is the greatest athlete of our generation
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
10 months
Tapping in for the first time with my main man @bheadreaper . Stews are rolling and my 9 year old brother is hammered. #ItIsWhatItIs #Kiawah
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
How can a meme that was so unifying become so fucking annoying within 7 hours
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Just grilled and consumed a steak without tweeting one picture of the process. Baby steps guys, baby steps.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
Of course that’s your contention, you’re a 4th year Latin student who just read Cicero for the first time. Next semester you’re gonna come back with some 8th grade interpretation of how Catullus was an intellectual, then try to tell me that Vergil was actually better than Homer.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
Fishing twitter, rate the rig
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
29 days
Grill spread for the fellas tonight. Because I believe in honesty, I feel obliged to admit that I made a mistake. Sirloin stage left was fucking charcoal brown
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Lake grill digs
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
18 days
I would kill for an office like Saban’s
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
10 months
Not to brag, but I have yet to eat a single green bean in the pre-game meal this year. Suck on that one libtards.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
8 months
Momma says she is participating in “dry-ish January”. While I respect that she refuses to stop stewing altogether, that is the literal definition of a half-send. Thought I raised you better mom.
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7 months
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 month
@Guiller68976086 torching some broccoli chicken Alfredo and white wine from Applebees. Respect I guess?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Watching Blue Mountain State, just realized these guys literally never have an away game. No shit they win all the time
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
The most unrealistic part about Suits is that Harvard grads can be cool
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
27 days
@City_boy_manny Can shoot u my 15 year old brother’s number. That’s about all I got
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
7 months
Absolutely not. This establishment has lost a valuable customer.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Just saw my boy singing Hamilton with at least 4 shawties. I personally think all musicals are for the gays(except la la land), but he really seems to be in. Is this rizz?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
Sneaky Chattahoochee beach, only stepped on one piece of glass (so far)
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Happy Juneteenth everyone
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
Blessed to have been raised in an age where Carrie Underwood’s Sunday Night Football song made my confident I was straight from a young age
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
POV: The Indian accountant as CFA this morning (bro did not need that citrus)
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Baby come back
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Alejandro Santiago
9 days
I genuinely feel bad for the people sitting next to me, I reek of cigarettes and piss
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
5 months
Some of the fellas were telling me this year’s Duke team is “the most likable of all time”. Didn’t know femboy queers with painted nails were “likable”, but times are changing I guess.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
3 months
Lord my friends are gay
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
Whoever named the city of Jericho fucking nailed it
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
7 months
Just lost obscene amounts of money on poker because my fortune cookie told me to “take calculated risks”. This is why I hate the Chinese.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
8 months
🤫 🧏‍♂️
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 month
I hate black people until I get to talk ball with an Uber driver. “Type shit” and “that’s what I’m sayin brotha” immediately work their way into my vocabulary
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
20 days
Death has to be preferable to the way I feel right now
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
11 months
@TheShaker_Baker Give in but only if he watches two girls one cup on the iPad
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
“Choi you jerkin your little meat tonight?” - @PencilD1ck
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
6 months
A youngblood is absolutely jonesing for some Nashville hot chicken rn. If anyone is in the A Town down and can drop some off before I fall asleep in 10 minutes that would be absolutely gorgeous. If not it’s chill.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
2 months
Fellas, is this even remotely close to medium rare? Local “prestigious” country club needs to get it the fuck together.
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13 days
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
4 months
Am I tweaking or did they spell this wrong
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
Nothing like seeing all the women in the stands seething at how absurd Libby lee’s attractiveness is.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
7 months
I am now 2-0 in my last two flights on sitting next to grown men playing Nintendo switch. We used to be a country.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
Pissed myself #LeroyJenkins
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
6 months
Currently halfway through The Beatles’ discography so that when I tell people they’re a terrible band I can say it with some chest.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
10 months
- I was not informed that tapping in brings a troop home. I’ve never been a huge tap in guy, I believe that my stewage system is my own business. However, I fucking love my badass American fighters and would do anything to bring them boys home. I will be tapping in in the future.
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
6 months
She dekes on my cheav till I cleet Cc chedda cc sam cc santi Big news also: Santi 800 tweets! Yay!
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
I’m sick and tired of hearing Oppenheimer this Oppenheimer that. When was the last time one of y’all sat down and watched all 85 minutes of The Benchwarmers? That’s what I thought. #DEFCON5OnTheJews
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4 months
One right answer
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
6 months
To whom it may concern: if you were chanting “I believe that we will win” in the dugout as a youngster, you’re an F Slur. (Twitter won’t let me post the word)
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
14 days
@dickandnuts2 Pilsners are the black people of beer (Ignoring the obvious malt liquor statement)
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
27 days
Mom sent me fentanyl article number 300 today, huge milestone. Never would’ve thought that first article back in ‘21 would turn into something so special, keep on trucking mom
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 month
Final Sunday stats: Shits: 6 GOT eps: 7 Nap hours: 3 Steaks: 1 Tears: 4 Teeth brushed: 0
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Alejandro Santiago
9 months
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
9 months
Woke up at 7:20 and decided to have a good day. Woke up again at 7:45 and turned that mindset into a grind set. It’s 9:16 and I’ve already pooped twice, what are y’all doing with your lives?
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@Big_A_Santiago
Alejandro Santiago
1 year
There is no generation on Earth with the balls our generation has. If 9 year olds today had to go to bed knowing there were killer clowns roaming the streets there would be riots. We just had to deal with that shit. I’m still convinced Nathan Roberts got killed by one.
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