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i'm not a doctor but I can take a look

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@JimothyBurg1ary
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the time machine works. im in the oval office. bill clinton is there. i tell him all about 9/11 and how to stop it he smiles wryly. stands up, turns, stares out at the rose garden, hands behind his back. he chuckles. "you think youre the first one, dont you? to come back here?"
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this is a meme from an AI generator and it's more clever than anything ive ever wrote
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BREAKING: man in his 30's learns what the military is
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Talking to National Guard at the Capitol today, I was struck how young so many of them were. Barely out of school. First time ever visiting the Capitol, where kids their age would normally line up for tours. Now they’re here in uniform, carrying weapons.
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I don't think it's ableist to expect the presidents brain to work
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Being ableist about someone’s well-documented & extensive history of dealing with a speech disorder to own the Libs.
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its so fucking funny to me that the GoT writers concluded Daenerys's arc with her becoming Hot Mess Hitler and doing Operation Rolling Thunder while fully aware that thousands of women had already named their real life daughters after her
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mad men is a show about how 60's WASP culture was good. apocalypse now is a movie about how helicopter cavalry assaults rip ass. fight club is a movie about a cool type of guy that you should try to be. walter white is the good guy in breaking bad
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when homeless shelters in NYC get sick of a particular guy they'll call 911 for an ambulance and use all the correct jargon that they think will result in him getting taken away for having a mental health crisis 👍
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Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words
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"Baby gronk committed to LSU. Cells" (Cells) "Baby Gronk got rizzed up by Livvy. Cells" (Cells) "She even gave him a hug; Interlinked" (Interlinked) "Do you ever dream about getting hugged? Within cells, interlinked" (Within cells, interlinked)
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Harris, Buttigieg travel to NC together as rivalry rumors swirl
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'For anyone under the age of 25, they’ve likely never seen it in their lifetime – as the giggling blonde with an amazing rack has been stamped out of existence, a creature shamed to the brink of extinction.' ✍️ Bridget Phetasy
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This is the dream job.... run around with guns in the woods with your boys all day. never actually have to fight but if you do it's literally to save the world from nuclear annihilation. all the fun parts of being a cop or troop but with none of the moral quandaries
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Members of the US Department of Energy's anti-nuclear terrorist team during training at the Central Training Academy, 1987
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we have the authority to take someone for psychiatric treatment against their will under specific circumstances (imminent risk of suicide, violence, serious psychosis) and they'll try to convince us that's happening because a guy was like "fuck you dont go through my stuff"
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by all indicators, it seems that approximately 99% of people who watch shows and movies do not listen to the dialogue
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i have a confession to make. ive been a leftist strictly for the art hoes and they/them pussy the whole time
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@homoluigi nah straight to the source. I'm giving the Iroquois Confederation the smallpox vaccine
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lmao
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@fellawhomstdve the Christmas truce of the most annoying people online
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BREAKING: Sources confirm that Israeli fighter-aircraft have penetrated Vermont's sovereign airspace, and attacked weapons factories operated by the Iranian-supported terrorist group, "Bin al-Jarri"
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@TheNeedForMe she was doing hot girl shit
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but i will concede that helicopter cavalry assaults do rip ass
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@thatmattbone I thought that was implied, yes
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@thatguy3357 they're not easy people to help a lot of the time but idk why you'd take a job at a homeless shelter if you're as thin skinned as some of them seem to be
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you can just write an article in The New York Times or The Economist called like, "THE CHINESE: Do They Feel Pain?"
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damn this doing numbers! reminding my lovely readers to do their civic duty and vandalize their local eviction-litigation attorney's house
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some jobs aren't for everybody. People who can't lift at least 150lbs can't do my job. I can't do a job that requires emails. Joe can't be CIC of the worlds largest military and nuclear arsenal
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millenial with 25,000 followers: yall this is an important moment to invigorate the working class and build automated socialism for gamers. we can recover from tuca and bertie getting cut. solidarity! zoomer with a cop's gun: the sun rises as it sets. we'll all meet god today
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@gayest_tone @RealBearHours call me a hater but perhaps the fascist dictators grand daughter is doing a cynical rebrand for political and PR purposes
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what do you think nuns do
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@twogenevdabs Well that's easier to refute though right? You just ask him and he says idk what you're talking about leave me alone and I go. Little grayer when a third party says the guy is crazy... I always let them go though. You wanna kick this guy out so bad, do the paperwork.
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Many people are getting naked on the timeline for some reason. remember when fleets went away everyone was posting their boobs and dicks on that too. Do you people all like strip naked when bars announce last call or it's time to leave work I don't get what this impulse is
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"Camping in the capitol building with my friends and a bunch of machine guns" is pretty much the most based and alpha thing any 17-19yo boy can imagine doing
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@GarbageGangHQ @whitebabyhands just think. any car you are with in traffic, could be some freak doing this. your life is in their hands
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this is a fucking Sims character
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@homoluigi I'm gonna bring some security contractors with me back to 1491 we're teaching the Taino how to use these bad boys
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thanks can I substitute the side of fries that comes with the sandwich combo for two biscuits. two biscuits costs less than fries on their own so it should be allowed. I'm not gonna lie your fries are like C tier fast food fries at best but you know the biscuits go crazy. Thanks
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“You kinda cute, white boy.” How do you respond
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@dkulchar an unimaginable amount of evil is done daily because "if I don't do this, someone else is just gonna do it anyways"
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@homoluigi and the Mayflower settlers are getting anthrax hardtack for the ride across the pond
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@Ohneisan @postoctobrist I am sexually active and still 100% agree. Any time it happens I'm like Mr Bean stumbling into a new situation unsure of how I got there or what's going on
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@thatguy3357 whether or not their behavior is out of line or not is immaterial. sometimes the resident did something, sometimes not, often both them *and* the staff are out of line. In either instance the problem is rarely an acute psychiatric disturbance requiring EMS+LE intervention.
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@HOSTAGEKILLER my mom did this to me once
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marxism and intersectionality and shit is whatever. but when a visual arts major with a dump truck ass wants to "show me a david lynch short film"? o marone. i'll read whatever fuckin book you want
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germans when you say "minecraft" instead of "das Blöckenbraken"
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@RonindeAzteca nah he deserves a long drop and a short stop 👍
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Bro the White Sox haven't even had their first at-bat yet and we're already taking L's. How the fuck is Ben Shapiro a Sox fan
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Happy Opening Day ⚾️
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@nise_yoshimi All modern US military fiction is like "the war is for bad reasons, and the politicians who started it are bastards, but also they gave us pussy-ass rules of engagement so we couldn't win, also we are morally and racially superior to the enemy, and look at how cool my gun is"
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@thatguy3357 I mean. I'm not paid all that great either. but being a decent person is free and generally takes less time and energy than being a prick in the long run. Better for your skin too. Taking shit personally is a choice.
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@limitlessjest the primary mistake they made was portraying any aspect of his rise to power as even slightly cool even in a nerd edgelord way
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"Fred, the board's yours" "Gimme 'Real Ass Dudes' for 400, Alex" "You 'can't corner' this police officer and veteran, who in 2013 went on a vigilante killing spree to end departmental racism and clear his name" "Who is 'Christopher Dorner'" "Nicely done Fred" "Dudes for 600"
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There are many reasons why I will never engage in domestic terrorism. Too many to list, really. But one reason is I would not want any of my favorite content creators to be implicated in anything. it was very rude of this guy to wear merch to the assassination attempt
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@mistermoviespod this is nothing new. this is just the latest incarnation of the type of guy who tries to get pussy by going "ugh men are such trash right! you can trust me though, i'm a passionless formless soyboy"
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@ArborErich because no americans did realism and no soviets did abstraction
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People overthink this. All these kids were having an amazing time probably.
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@ZeroSuitCamus ive been in trader joes once ever in my life and even i can recognize it. literally just single millennials shopping for charcuterie ingredients. demented vibe
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@shaun_vids Admittedly havent finished it but The Wire might be up there. Specifically because its not really overt cop worship -- it doesnt shy away from the issues with policing but still frames them squarely as the good guys at the end of the day. More effective than pure justice porn imo
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@_woIfgang they'll get laid and realize it's actually not the cure to life's problems and actually get worse
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china would probably not support a marxist revolution in the united states
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@ContraPoints i think it was also bad when the dudes wearing shirts that literally say project phoenix on them torch a bunch of villages. that seemed like it might be a pointed reference to something
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@rynowill75 They protect our nukes from getting stolen *by* terrorists
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@postingtwink this will be how everyone communicates 100 years in the future
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wow this is blown up!! couldn't have made it without my loyal followers, and as always, death to ameriKKKa
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@DumbDumDumbDum1 @kittypurrzog where are these people living that trans men are even approaching being as common as cis lesbians
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@s4m31p4n im a 22 year old guy (borderline too old for snapchat) but theres some people ive been talking to on it since high school and it just... feels wrong to pivot to texting. i dont know. the precedent is already set to use snapchat so thats what i keep using. i wish this were fixable
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@wellrestedpizza @cowlonfull it turns out being able to do times tables and sentence diagrams really good when youre 10 or whatever translates exactly 0% into a successful adulthood
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@jeanlucpeakhard 10 shots is not $130 in the lower east side of Manhattan what is wrong here
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@Caelliox1 with this simple tool you can get your deposit back every time
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@ebeggin1 fallout new vegas
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@homoluigi minor technical differences to be hashed out. at least at the end of the day we agree that what matters is upgrading the indigenous americans' immune systems and area-denial weapons systems
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im going to a party as The Blade Runner 2049 from Blade Runner 2049
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that's it texas, that's the last fucking straw. I'm forgetting the Alamo
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@roun_sa_ville who the fuck watches oldboy for only the fight scenes. that movie is 2 hours long and has like 2 fight scenes.
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@Western_Trad both these characters hate themselves and their lives
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dune is about the perils of smoking weed with your mom
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Rachel Maddow In 1945 Hearing That Hitler Killed Himself
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@ramoumaaa If someone is like, "my problem is just that nobody on the apps has the same ideology as me, otherwise I would be CRUSHING it"I feel like they gotta look inward a little further
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@smeagol_in @libsoftiktok Most likely, theyre also explicitly instructed not to use force to stop a shoplifter, it's a HUGE liability risk to lowes if anyone gets hurt, not to mention its not like supermarket greeters have hand to hand combat training or cuffs or stunguns or anything
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The fits go crazy too
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@NorthernIion_LP >NL goes back to hitman >starts getting really into it again >The very next week, the world's worst assassin takes a shot at trump Coincidence?
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@TheEpicDept @aslikr42069 not even true... jihad would just be "struggle" not "MY struggle". so in german it'd just be "kampf"
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@SweatieAngle by 2030 there will be three jobs: death squad officer, emails and zoom in your PJs, and debasing yourself for the middle class through an app
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@OhShesTech @Trashy_In_Pink u got big bot energy my guy. if you're tryna do spook shit in MY mentions you gotta bring better heat
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@seventimestom @thatguy3357 Thank you. I know most people in the field are like you. I know even the ones who appear callous and want to "shift them on" are probably under an immense amount of stress. I wish the system worked better, or that our jobs weren't necessary at all.
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@wifekisser303 you think that's bad, you ever hear a rockabilly millennial's opinions on anything? holy moly
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@BlacknMao youre not seeing a video of the people you'd theoretically be fighting in the streets. that would be the psychoes in the CBP/ICE and the local county SWAT team who very much do want to be there and very much do want to kill you.
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@N0ixz3 @textbookpisces @kittynouveau its funny to me that in this person's brain this chain of events probably totally confirmed their fears -- they called out an "evil Leo" and it resulted in them losing their job
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@DaSkrubKing you know toxins can concentrate over time right like, the fact that it killed fish and birds instantly, but not humans, doesn't mean it's not going to impact humans on a longer time scale
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alternate title "I took the Joaq to Poland"
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First trailer for Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ starring Joaquin Phoenix.
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@fellawhomstdve you know a show is done well when the show runner has to exegetically clarify the canon timeline, and it's wildly different to how audiences perceived the actual show
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@Ohneisan @postoctobrist "what are the chances" by god if I don't say that to myself every single time
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@DilettanteryPod @ww_dasilva [200 years in the future seeing people living in pods and eating bugs living almost entirely in VR] this blows hippo cock. this is what we were afraid of. cool new toilets though, wonder how they came up with that
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Dune (2021) did a lot of very necessary representational work for the fat pedophiles who can fly community
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@bimbophrenia @AliceAvizandum go ahead. post another "take". Tell me the PRC needs Lebensraum. Give critical support to the Taliban. Say Wagner Group is doing prison abolition
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@MarquisDeSAHD @RonindeAzteca awww poor widdle powerless Joe, everyone bwames him for evwything:(
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@limitlessjest Don't worry man it looks like it might just be a copy of Light Armor Forging
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@16Brycen @sierra289brown nope. i watched lots of people die of covid at work, who would have been healthy enough to fight off flu. this is bullshit.
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@aifendragon so powerful
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