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We don’t get a lot of things we really care about. Sorry if I follow someone you don’t like. The Walking Dead is the best tv show ever made.

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I need two lovely women to do me a huge favor
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I’ve spent hours on tik tok a day for the past month and I’m here to tell you now: this is the coolest dude I’ve seen on there yet.
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@FWPlayboy That guy was a pedophile man
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I’m still keeping tabs on the guy that wanted some friends to hang out with.
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@focusfronting It is going to be so hard when I get a job to not make jokes about killing myself katie
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cry havoc and let slip the ducks of war
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DUCK ARMY: Drone footage captures 10,000 ducks “cleaning” rice paddies in Thailand. Farmers use the ducks to remove pests from the fields.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft Did you dig it up with your feet
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all the/ smol things cat paws/ toe beans
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@MNateShyamalan They call it the cybertruck build because it’s incredibly inefficient and will make you waste hundreds of hours of your life
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@Kittenfish817 Doctors with a stop watch at 61 seconds: fuck!
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@jaynooch I would probably take a picture of her without context and place her in a what if scenario in front of my online friends for clout.
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@eeberquist @LewisForMN I'm going to school for social work but give me a comically large butterfly net and a safari hat and ill go to work
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Weird Al’s wife is beautiful wtf women just love weird little guys
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@reaghhan if you aint remember y2k you dont get to talk to me.
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U.S. rn
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@laurapeek_ my grandpa kept a rattlesnake as a pet and threw it at the cops because they were going to arrest him for shooting guns within city limits
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@AnalogousPants5 @MNateShyamalan Why don’t you try a google search zach.
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@BigLunchMan Love a giantess and will stand shoulder to head with my short brothers
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for good things, against bad🏳️‍🌈🌐🇺🇦
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I don't like Alex Jones. He should not have said what he said about Sandy Hook. But did he actually do something worth $1.5 billion in damages? This seems absurd to me, and very much like a punishment given due to dislike, not an assessment of the facts.
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@rynowill75
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Any of y’all wanna go play putt putt or somethin
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fuck it who cares
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@MilesKlee new year, new variant ❤
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@fangirlJeanne I'm begging you to please log off and talk to real people
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@thought_grime there was a group of dudes that came into my old town and were confused as hell as to why everyone was wearing masks. this was in northern Idaho and they lived in a very small old mining town and didn't keep up with the news
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@sarahclazarus Waiting for the "lot of angry men in my replies right now 🤣" follow up
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@Caulimovirus When the Amazon delivery driver doesn’t dance in front of your Ring camera when you tell him to.
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@sablaah Yeah king of the hill really had something there
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@daughter_ion I personally love women who are nice and don’t call me ugly
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@mandolakes would you believe me if I told you that sometimes we laugh when we find things funny?
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@brooklynmarie thankfully tim chudler weighed with his professional input.
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Gettin my buzz on, driving round, howling at the moon 🐺🤣!!!! Where all the pretty women at let’s party 🍻
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we heard yall was talkin shit
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@mandolakes it bothers me more how brilliant they think they are for this
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I just posted his video go follow the guy
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Been working out every day for four months now and I've had some spectacular muscle growth and fat loss! I feel amazing and it's all thanks to #calisthenics | #gettingbackinshape #workingout #sleevelesssummer
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@shanzrizwan If you run into the lad again will you let him know he has fans?
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They just look like women what am I missing here
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what is this genre of woman called?
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@steinkobbe @Storm4Congress @elonmusk Also what if you pushed a button and it roared like a dinosaur cause I like dinosaurs my favorite is the velociraptor what’s yours
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@SharikaSoal84 So you admit you posted this without actually checking first
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@LifesNotFoehr @crulge You gotta be shitting me this is how I find out Clancy brown voices mister Krabs
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When I was 15, my high school sweetheart broke up with me and I remember thinking my entire life is ruined. I guess I was right.
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I “adopted” a manatee. His name is Brutus and he’s a big ole boy.
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If you see a dragon flying around its most likely female. Male dragons never leave the cave because they need to protect the hoard from hobbits, goblins, things of that nature.
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@RoeVWadeBoggs @lasergiant1 I’m just messin idk I’m sure they’re fine :)
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@atdanwhite Nice it’s tough in this world to meet a solid dude. Gonna send him a few bucks for encouragement as well.
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@shanekealoha @BrandyLJensen What direction is the arrow pointing on the thermostat when you want the house to be cooler Shane
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@LizRummy I don’t have to shave it because of HIPAA
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@spacej_me You’re supposed to wear jeans and put your hands in your pockets it’s what the caveman did and it works.
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@JimothyBurg1ary Ohhh well none of our nukes have been stolen by terrorists. Good job team.
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this old shirt used to not fit me and now it does
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@BrandyLJensen I feel the hurt when my cat lays next to me and when I pet her she gets up and walks out of reach to lay somewhere else
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@GovMikeHuckabee You know whats even crazier? murdering dogs for no reason
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@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt Wow you just doxed yourself lol
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@LoFiRepublican Didn’t you marry a child
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How does one function with this living in the house
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@Caulimovirus @MuscleSkoals No I do not cause I’m not a nerd!
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Gotta mute this but uh be nice to eachother and go follow @EzTreezy . Too many good things to say about her that a tweet wouldn’t do it justice
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@hasanthehun @nerdjpg Looks like you’re having more of a tough time than them atm
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Everyone knows the proper way to store a firearm is to put em on your bookshelf and have them crossing eachother all fucking sick and cool
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this is how lauren boebert appears during a house hearing. this is a very sane political party.
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@LizardRumsfeld "I'm rich" isn't an argument he really does suck at this
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@lasergiant1 @RoeVWadeBoggs The longer haired lad eventually found a girlfriend and started hanging out with glasses less. Eventually they stopped altogether. Now he’s expecting a kid and glasses still makes TikTok’s asking if anyone wants to hang out. They don’t get much attention though sadly 😢
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She thinks she's sneaking up on my cat
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@fanny_omaha @BrandyLJensen It’s been proven that when someone you’re with is there to tell you how smart and cool you are while playing video games, the better you are at said game look it up (don’t)
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@mattround @i_zzzzzz Arnold got his ass so good
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@TIME what is a guardian of the year
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@FWPlayboy He dated high schoolers not an assumption
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@BrandyLJensen What’s is the significance of the number 69 and why are you all staring at me like that?
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@thetomzone @_grendan what am I missing
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moderates claiming they're victimized leftists log off please
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@classicallyabby Abby please talk to Ben Shapiro's dry wife before eating that. Im almost certain it will kill you.
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We need to harass this man off of here
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Because they’ll never see it coming
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Can someone explain why there is currently a pirate ship on the Ohio river?
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@offbrandCBD they're the best we got young feller now go ahead and vote in a couple of weeks
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@JosephLatimer8 @JordanUhl wonder if she felt the same way about those militias storming the capital or the bundys occupying federal property (she doesnt)
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@mediumproof Probably not gonna read capital
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my hometown is not handling this election very well.
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@bossbratbimbo Holy shit you made like thirty follow up posts to say you don’t care lol
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@brooklynmarie @classiclib3ral this is the most boss thing I've ever seen but not in a good way.
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how is this not a @limitlessjest tweet
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I took this picture outside the Minneapolis wendy's. This is what the liberal media doesn't want you to see.
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@catcontentonly *gf cooks spaghetti* wow babe, you’re lookin hella Italian today
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@VerminusM @7hugstin Shame that they missed
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@limitlessjest Hyenas and dogs
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@sydney_sweeney @CallofDuty showed my great grandpa this and he tried to cut my heart out thanks
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Before you comment, just remember on twitter threats and insults means "I love you" 🥰
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@CarlBeijer @BrandyLJensen 20 minutes and I start playing with the ear microscope thing
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@jbfan911 Unironically fair
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