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@MarquisDeSAHD

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SAHD life—True Progressive Democrat—Black Lives Matter—Jewish Lives Matter—Trans Lives Matter— Horseshoe Theorist—Always Say Gay —Team Pete/Team Harris! 🍷🐝 ✡️

Cleveland, OH
Joined February 2009
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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I love that the people who use #BlueMAGA are the people most representative of a lefty MAGA movement. Let’s see: Want authoritarianism ✅ Don’t care about rule of law ✅ Not empathetic to plight of those in out-groups ✅ Scream about “stolen elections” when they don’t win ✅
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Seeing the ridiculous term #BlueMAGA trending is all the evidence you need to put the phone down and call it a night.
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Twitter on CoVid surge like:
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@ProudCommunist LEARN. HOW. CONGRESS. WORKS. I’m begging you.
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@billybrizzle420 There was a child in my life who had been raised in an EXTREMELY food-insecure environment. After having had breakfast that morning, she was given lunch and remarked with shock and joy “we get to eat again??” It was heartbreaking 💔
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@CaseyHo Meghan McCain be like
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@nkoan @tannenbaumr You made them Christian Rock 🤣
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“Pete doesn’t win us a single state!” You’re right, he massively helps us in 5 of them.
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I’m really disappointed whenever I see “Oh *I* love Pete, but I’m worried that *other* people won’t support him because he’s gay…” I get that most times they’re simply trying to be pragmatic and are just worried about winning, but pre-folding the case like that sucks /1
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2 years
Holy forking shirtballs… Irony is DEAD y’all.
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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7 months
“I’m voting against LGBTQ folks, women, Black folks, poor folks, marginalized communities, and reproductive freedom because I care more about humanity than you do!” is legit a weird take, change my mind
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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“I’M NOT VOTING FOR BIDEN NO MATTER WHAT YOU S… HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING??”
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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3 years
PATTON!! My perfect love, Jordan, made me this amazing lamp for the kitchen (out of a chef’s hat of course!) She knows how much I love cooking, Ratatouille, and you ♥️ @pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger @frankenshake
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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2 years
I’m done. It’s nothing but filth-dragging from here on out.
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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@OGApe12 @0liviajulianna If you don’t clearly and easily see the abuse in that video then you’re also an abuser. Full stop.
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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@amyisquitebusy @AuthorConfusion The singing that erupts from the choir when you even try the door handle is a pretty good clue
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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2 years
Gosh, why does she keep getting rejected at the ballot box? 🤔
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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Buttigieg is nothing but green flags, so it would be nice if his detractors would stop pretending he’s the “alarming” choice and just admit they dislike him because of distortions, lies, and vibes
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Shapiro has at least 4-5 distinct red flags that we know of (more than all his major rivals combined?) so it would be nice if his defenders would stop pretending he’s the safe choice and just admit they like him because he appeals to them personally.
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@DustinMylesDiou @krassenstein @ekkhouser614 @Jay_Andy12 @elonmusk Holy fuck, the gymnastics y’all just did lol “If you’re paid that’s bad because you’re just a paid stooge, and if you’re not it’s sad because reasons”
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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Now I know that this is the most important election yet. I get why you’d be worried. But you’re not putting “a gay man” on the ticket. You’re putting Pete Frickin’ Buttigieg on the ticket. /3
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@Catfatmatty @FormerlyCBM Bro, this is one of the most popular Musk memes used on Twitter, and it wasn’t born out of people giving him vague thumbs-ups. It’s obsession.
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So anyway, please support him (or don’t) based on your own feelings, not on vague speculation of how others feel. Should we have a gay VPOTUS? Yes End of discussion /fin
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@bigPdaddy @AlaskaMaska @hemjhaveri Mute the word “Wordle”. That’s what I’d do for your fantasy football scores. Problem solved. But you won’t do that because complaining about it is a club all to its own 💁🏻‍♂️
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This is literally a Russian disinformation account, change my mind
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No honest person who has seen him eviscerate Republicans on live tv would say that he isn’t up to the task. In fact, he is uniquely so. /4
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You’re inadvertently conceding to a faulty premise: being gay is something they should think of as bad. Your willingness to pitch someone overboard because *others* may not accept them legitimizes their lack of acceptance, even if that wasn’t your intention. /2
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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I’m honestly just impressed that Mastermind Pete hacked not only the app, but the paper ballots and video of results on every camera and cell phone present. Anyone with that kind of magic deserves to be president, no? Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair! #TeamPete
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5 years
If the last 24 hours of Warren staff screeching on Twitter have shown me anything it’s just how she lost. These were the people running her campaign? Petty children? No wonder Wine Cave™ was a thing. No wonder they refused to take on Bernie... This has been so illuminating.
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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@MadScientistFF In-N-Out. When I moved to LA, people talked about their burgers like you’d explode with delight from a single bite. Imagine my chagrin when it was just a boring-ass burger. I’m pretty well-travelled, maybe Californians need to get out more? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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This is what makes me crazy. Leftists think the person who SAYS the most lefty stuff is the most progressive, not seeming to care whether they can get it done or not. Then they denigrate those like Joe and Pete for being measured and only promising possible policy items.
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LadyGrey 🇦🇲🇺🇦🇺🇸
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This has always been the key to the Biden administration. Without making a show of it, they’re improving people’s lives. The key to liking him is, whether you’re actually paying attention.
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Counterpoint: No
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People need to stop trying to make Pete Buttigieg happen in the VP race. It’s starting to look like it’s down to two governors and that’s a good thing.
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@nas9860 @jackcurran49 Natural environment? Over Colorado?? Mmmok
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@LordLight2 @squuuidly @Rosie5278 @spyrokeet @BrentSpiner It literally does, though. It’s saying “It’s illegal (and punishable by arrest) for both rich and poor people to sleep under a bridge.” That’s all well and good to call that “equal”, but we all know that particular law only affects the poor. I think you are misreading the quote
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Let’s treat gun shops like they treat women’s health clinics. Let’s stand outside in a mob, screaming at them about the “sanctity of life” all while shoving pictures of murdered children in their faces.
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My absolute favorite part is when these two Mayo-Americans pull up think they’re about to do something, then they tuck tail and run when they see the BLACK WALL coming to teach them the meaning of FAFO 🤣🤣🤣
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@SecretaryPete “And now to decide the winner: Pete Butterjudge!”
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@OpinionatedLab This you? There’s always a tweet
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An excellent point 🤔
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@CincyBuckeye @ARobbinsTV Here is a handy illustration to help you grasp this clearly complicated concept.
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@AndyRichter “In the air tonight” was haunting, plus I thought he said “I’ve been waiting for the snowmen for all my life”, and always envisioned an army of angry zombie snowmen slowly marching to kill me (I was a big Calvin & Hobbes fan)
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@herbaldoc @aishadosanjh @mattxiv Not even sure what this means, Anus
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Today I turn 40. In quarantine. And I’m sad. Can I get some birthday love? #quarantinebirthday #ThisIs40
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@not_a_heather “Perfection or death” is an amazing mantra, sweetie. You’re doing great.
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@TWLadyGrey My neighborhood is vastly Jewish and Black. Most of the kids at my kids’ schools are Jewish or Black (or both). I stand firmly with my neighbors. It’s why I moved here, but also why I’m a more fervent ally than ever. There isn’t any self-segregation.
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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I asked...and she said “Yes!”. I have truly never been happier. Thank you, @PeteButtigieg , @Chasten , @realryanpro , and #TeamPete . This happiness was made possible by the positive actions you put into the world. I will be forever grateful for you leading me to @frankenshake
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@shardbased @AlexisGrondin2 @Elizvbethism @holy_schnitt We’ve had a rough night and are currently camped in LAX for the night after two cancelled flights…but y’all are keeping our spirits alive with this thread. Thank you 😂
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“You can have broccoli or poison.” “THAT’S NOT ENOUGH CHOICES!!” “If you choose neither, we might get poison. It’s majority rules.” Leftists:
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@ProfaneFeminist @PNWWonderWoman As a dad of a daughter, I think this every time someone says to me “She’s pretty! You’re gonna need to polish your shotgun...” A. She owns her body, not me B. She’s smart and can make her own choices C. It’s neither here nor there, but I will never own a gun D. She’s 8, sicko...
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@nflq21a @strictfp1 @ngocbbuii “Our marriage was great, but for some unknown reason it’s over”.
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@Brewster1Erin @emrazz Young me truly just didn’t know that the “her job is to pretend to hold the line and you have to wear her down” wasn’t how it was supposed to go. Now, 20+ years later I’m breaking the cycle with my own son. It’s a hard but necessary change
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@MarquisDeSAHD
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Bernie didn’t make me anti-Bernie. Bernie people made me anti-Berner. Nothing but bullies, liars, and trolls. I’m so glad I’m no longer one of them
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@Mrpenn2David @holldollRN @JamilSmith @joanwalsh @JulianCastro Which is an incorrect point. Pete got more attention because Pete took every interview request, no matter how trivial the outlet. I know it’s always tempting to “blame the media”, but Pete just had a good media strategy (thanks to @Lis_Smith )
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@heterodorx This reads like you wrongly think of atheism as a belief system. I teach my children to question things and ask/look for evidence. You think I taught them to “not believe in a god” I taught them to ask rational questions and use those answers to inform their thoughts.
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@duffomatic @climatebrad @AOC Mistake .5 was assuming that Manchin can be bargained with at all…
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I need a hug today. Even a virtual one. Please.
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@emrazz What would that even look like? “YOU’RE BEING TOO SUPPORTIVE AND NURTURING!! STOP IT!!”
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@thebrick00 @PeteButtigieg Yeah, I guess you’re right… Pete is helping get more Dems elected, while Bernie is using Republican talking points to take potshots at the progress we’re making. Bernie is cosplaying progress. Pete is doing something. Good point!
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@arzoo_noman @ElementalEcho @glumirror @B_Bizel If it matters at all what the “men of your house” are “okay with” it is de facto not a choice
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@trouble_man90 “I don’t care about Palestinians THAT much, shiiiit.”
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@troyrudd @IlhanMN It’s a...stock photo. I know this is hard, but...
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@mulisha187 You’re so close to getting it
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@tannenbaumr @LittleAngus My Chemical Romane The Scorpios Rxette (a pharmacist band) Right Eyes De Fones Awes The New Basement Apes 🦧 Lass Animals (an all-girl Scottish punk band) Lice Cooper Dad Sara Heat Us Um SuperTram
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I lost followers for saying Brie Brie sucks. I’m ok with this. She’s awful.
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Look...I consider myself to be VERY progressive. I felt the Bern in 16, I was a Dean guy in 04. But the left is pissing me off. Now Harriot, Sirota, TYT, etc., their ideas proven not as popular as they thought, are using race to try and separate moderates from black voters
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@mistergeezy Amen, ma’am. Amen.
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@varnicakes @HourmazdMarduk @jennyyangtv They are privileged in never having to think about the stock market, @varnicakes ! Also, have they ever had to wait for a table at Spago?? No, they have not! Come on!
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@jjbrinks2 @CaseyHo Omg the imagined horror show of your mind
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@MasonTheDummy @HjuiLui @doorgnabbit @LinkofSunshine @CJLemontea Go buy a 12-pack of soda. It’s nearly double what I paid in 2019
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@ZerlinaMaxwell The opposite! I supported Bernie in 2016, switched to Hillary, and can’t support him now 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@bethanyshondark They can, in fact, prosecute anyone for breaking laws. Good point, Bethany. Really knocking them out of the park tonight…
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Does everyone else have friends On Here™ that you’ve never met IRL, but that you love and respect so very much? I have a good chunk I’d walk through fire for that I couldn’t pick out of a line-up. That’s absolutely gobsmacking to me. #TeamPete did that for me #PeteTurns40
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Still one of the greatest things that ever happened to me when I worked at @GameStop 🤣
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5 years
Ironic that all the negativity about Pete’s “troubles with black people” often amounts to the systematic erasure of the black voices that would know best. For this, as in all things, listen to those closest. Amplify black voices. #blackvoices #PeteForPresident #PeteForAmerica
@sweetly_zee
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Listen, Pete has my vote. Thats not gna change bc imo he’s the most strategically sound choice to beat Trump, he can help unify us & he has systemic plans to uplift vulnerable communities and get us results. He has bold ideas, skill, heart, exp of being an other & I trust him. 1/
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You took a sitting Senator with near universal appeal, smarts like the dickens, high name-recognition, and a helluva platform and...turned her into yourselves. Petty, small. Fights over nothing. Now in loss you’re doing it again. Your loss isn’t Pete’s fault. It’s mirror time.
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@Brewster1Erin @emrazz This. One of the hardest things I ever did was get educated, look back, realize that I crossed a line or seven in my youth, and made some phone calls, text messages to start apologizing.
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I just had an epiphany: Kyrsten Sinema is everything the 🌹-holes erroneously think Pete Buttigieg is.
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@hankgreen Pete Buttigieg for sure. He has so much crossover appeal, is whip smart, can disarm Fox News interviewers in a way no one else can, speaks numerous languages, deftly dissects foreign policy, and is an actual Progressive by the only metric that matters (he makes progress)
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“Why hasn’t Pete said he won’t run against VP Harris in 24?” “He literally says all the time he has ‘no plans to run’.” “But not ‘no plans to run against Kamala’ specifically. His silence on that is deafening!” Yeah, this isn’t a disingenuous conversation AT ALL 🙄
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Liking or disliking Pete is like a shibboleth for me to determine how serious a person is
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Ok, all you geniuses: who’s a -smart- person’s idea of a smart person? Whose intellectual work and manner of presenting it has earned your respect? Or do we not commit ourselves that way on Twitter?
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@TheCatluminati @queerBengali “All the facts you just dropped on me don’t erase the shit I made up about him in my head”
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Black voters seem to have saved us yet again. Be sure to give them thanks, but more importantly give them equality, respect, decency, and security. #ThankABlackVoter #BlackLivesMatter #Elections2020
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@lefty_md @NairYasmin This is just like MAGA trying to be so reductive about what’s happening to the point of absurdity.
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@GonzalezGetulio Right. Thank you for so aptly demonstrating why no sane person would go after your vote. That nonsense screed you just wrote says that the effort it would take to unwind your propaganda simply isn’t worth it. Appreciate the example!
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This is the most viral I’ll ever likely go, and I don’t have a Soundcloud, so instead please follow my talented bride-to-be on Insta as she prepares to make a go of full-time art ♥️:
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Y’all only do this shit to drive a wedge between KHive and Team Pete I hate that it works on some, because Pete is one of the FEW politicians who would NEVER put himself above the sitting Black woman VP, but working hard to plant a vague “he’s a secret racist” seed is y’all M.O.
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A Gavin Newsom/Pete Buttigieg team would be great in 2028. What do you think?
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@MichaelRapaport @realDailyWire I **know** you didn’t just push a Candace Owens “documentary” as the more factual version. Holy shit.
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When I’m in a room with someone smarter than me, it doesn’t make me feel inferior, and therefore hate them. It makes me admire them and want to get more educated myself. People are telling on themselves when they say they “HATE PETE” or find him “condescending”.
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“He did a lot of amazingly progressive things despite a strong headwind of Republican intransigence, but he doesn’t pass the vibe check with my terminally online friends, so fuck that guy.” These people are a cancer
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It’s crazy that liberals are trying to spin Biden as “good but not perfect.” He’s not even good.
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@Travon Totally, but that atheist number is wrong by a LOT
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@congratsclown @girlziplocked @EuclaDarcie Hi, man here. You’re a dumb fucking idiot who doesn’t want to feed kids. Easiest issue in the world. Please deprive us of your company
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@Rodericka @jaketapper @PeteButtigieg @CNNSotu So @LinseyDavis did zero investigation before putting Pete on the spot to answer for <checks notes> things that didn’t happen. Great job, @abc . Spreading false info. Still waiting on that correction.
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@heterodorx @TheBasedGreeg I think you need to read up on how correlation isn’t necessarily causation, because you DO NOT seems to understand this.
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