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Jess Zafarris 📚

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I'm violently pleased to announce that the paperback edition of my book 🔥WORDS FROM HELL🔥 clawed its way out of the UnderWord earlier this week. She's like my already-evil book's differently evil twin, and I love her spiteful little shitface very much.

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2 years

Costco’s Kirkland hoodie might be the quietest and most brilliant brand merch drop I’ve ever seen

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Been with my spouse 11 years, married for 8, leapfrogging salaries along the way, and when people ask me for relationship advice, the only thing I'm 100% sure is true and right is this: Thank and compliment your partner for all the little shit. It matters. It helps. Every time.

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The word “escalate” didn’t exist before the invention of the escalator The word “hello” wasn’t a standard greeting before the invention of the Bell telephone

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2 years

Share a fact that you know is right, but feels so wrong I'll start...Sharks have been around longer than trees

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3 years

@paratinate @LaymansLinguist There was an AskReddit recently that asked "What's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor?" and one of the top answers was "being bilingual." I've been thinking hard about that ever since.

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3 years

Dutch artist Cor Blok passed away. His illustrations appeared in 60s Dutch editions of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. His works paint such an interesting alternate version of these works. This is the Fellowship on Caradhras—note Noir Boromir and Aragorn.

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2 years

@NoContextBrits Thanks to their origins, my favorites are: Kaleidoscope, literally "observer of beautiful things" Planet "wanderer" from the Greek asteres planetai, "wandering stars" Astronaut "star-sailor" Ambivalence "strength on both sides" Bonus: Callipygian "having beautiful buttocks"

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3 years

Hank, I made you a thing! (Sorry for siccing all of my TikTok followers on you.) @hankgreen

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I’m still super fucking pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then” and no one can explain to me how that happened.

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@AdamCSharp @NoContextBrits Fun fact: Pumpernickel literally means "fart goblin." (German dialectical pumpern "to break wind" + Nickel "goblin, rascal," used as an insult due to associations with Satan as "Old Nick") Originally an insult but applied to the bread because its fiber content causes gas.

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2 years

This includes: cooking, laundry, dishes, snow shoveling, counter wiping, hair trimming, dog brushing, cabinet organizing, furniture repositioning, leaf raking, shelf sorting, product trying, nail filing, clothing donating, table decluttering, grocery running, car fixing etc etc

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3 years

@thegallowboob She looks like a Studio Ghibli creature!

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2 years

Fuckfuckfuck. The most terrifying thing happened to me earlier—I don’t fully understand it, but I am FREAKING the hell out. Please don’t read on if you're not into scary things. This is both graphic and frightening. It's also a pretty long story. 🧵

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6 years

I watched just enough of the #GRAMMYs to decide that Cardi B looks like one of the Great Fairies from #BreathoftheWild . @NintendoSwitchC

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2 years

A few more: The words “female” and “male” are not etymologically related “Nickname” has nothing to do with the name Nick but is from the phrase “an eke name” (eke = “also, additional” in Middle English). The opposite happened with “apron”—“a napron” became “an apron.”

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2 years

@hankgreen Even weirder: “escalate” may be a 20th century invention, but the word “escalade” (like the car) has been around since the 1500s. Also it’s Edison’s fault that we don’t say “Ahoy!” when greeting people on the phone, which is what Alexander Graham Bell wanted.

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2 years

@StephenKing Not for the quality, but just for the cosmic irony: "Don't Worry, Be Happy."

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3 years

Lmaoo @hankgreen this is super relatable but I’m incredibly interested in why my etymology TikTok account was one of your copious open tabs

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2 years

“Bridal” was originally not an adjective (bride + the ending -al), but instead was a compound noun formed of the words “bride” + “ale.” In Old English you could tack -ale onto a word to make it a party. E.g., a “scythe-ale” was a harvest party.

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5 years

My office is based in a Manhattan location of a certain shared workspace company (you know, the alliterative one that’s been in the news a lot lately). I stayed late last night, and things got… strange. (thread) #ScaryStories @gothamghosts

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Jess Zafarris 📚

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2 years

Today is my last day at @Adweek . For once, I don't have the words to encompass how much this role and, more, these people—both staffers and the social community—have meant to me. More news soon, but for now, I'm basking in the glow of this cover my colleagues made for me.

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3 years

The Ents marching on Isengard, and this one is my favorite because they're so diverse and look like total chill tree bros.

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3 years

Just heard a TikToker refer to the 1990s as "the late 1900s" and I do not like it

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3 years

Who are my fellow social media professionals over 30? Let us raise a glass to your storm-weathered years of relentless creativity and tactical brilliance.

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1 year

@milkkarten We call it 👐 bland 👐

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6 years

A future writer. 💕

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6 years

I’m at a whiskey bar in #FortCollins and spotted this little number behind the bar. #amwriting

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@JessZafarris

3 years

@SketchesbyBoze @GuyFieri I'm partial to these fowl friends from Reddit's r/DivorcedBirds

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Jess Zafarris 📚

@JessZafarris

3 years

Here's Gandalf the White(ish) sharing the story of his battle with the Balrog to Skeptical Legolas, Noiragorn, and You-Call-That-A-Beard Gimli. One thing I love about this illustration is that Gandalf's story is literally drawn INSIDE him.

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Jess Zafarris 📚

@JessZafarris

3 years

HEYYY look I'm on @hankgreen and @johngreen 's podcast (but just with Hank this time)! 💕 Tune in to learn more about why what/where/when correspond with that/there/then:

Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Special episode alert! Hank talks to @JessZafarris about why you can answer what, when, and where with that, then, and there. Listen here:

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Jess Zafarris 📚

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6 years

In the @WritersDigest archives I found an insanely relevant article about #BobWoodward 's work and investigative journalism techniques. FASCINATING and still helpful. @realBobWoodward So of course I uploaded it to the WD website for everyone to read:

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3 years

Wait, seriously?! Wordle 226 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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6 years

Had so SO much fun talking with @cassieclare for @WritersDigest 's February issue!

YA Author Cassandra Clare Reveals the Practical Magic Behind Her Bestselling 'Shadowhunter' Series

YA sensation Cassandra Clare discusses the tactics she leverages to craft her bestselling Shadowhunter series and demystifies the secrets of writing for different age groups and fostering represent...

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@JessZafarris

2 years

@nathanallebach @itsjadeyanh when you go to read the room but it's House of Leaves

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3 years

@ambernoelle That was some serious character development on his part between the initial complaint and the follow-up!

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3 years

@hankgreen Ahhh you’re here!! Hell yes, I would love to! Thanks Hank!

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@JessZafarris

3 years

It was super interesting writing about @McDonalds ' strategy for the @bts_twt meal and the sweet merch releases around it! Thanks @JenniferHealan for the insights and @HuinGuillaume for connecting me for this @Adweek piece.

Inside McDonald's BTS Meal Marketing Strategy

Two saucy, buttery collections closed out the month-long campaign.

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@JessZafarris

2 years

@baileymeyers “Askance” as in “She looked askance at him.” For years I mentally pronounced it as “ASK-ance” and thought it meant “quizzically” or “questioningly.” Later learned it was pronounce “uh-SKANCE” and means “sideways” (especially in a judgmental or incredulous way).

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Jess Zafarris 📚

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3 years

Another version of Noiroromir threatening PTSD Frodo.

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2 years

@VeePAnderson @VictorManibo this right here is why I continue to use the internet

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3 years

The rare Duck-Billed Gollum.

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Jess Zafarris 📚

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3 years

@DanielNMiller My nephew is the kindest, gentlest, most selfless and empathetic human I know. He has cerebral palsy too. He's also clever, deeply curious and has an exceptional memory. His favorite restaurants are the ones on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Karen sounds lovely, just like him.

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3 years

This song is a goddamn masterpiece

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3 years

Here we have Noir Nazgûl (left), first at the Ford of Bruinen, with a wounded and bizarrely one-eyed Frodo lolling in the foreground. But they look fairly book- and movie-accurate (albeit a bit stylized) at Minas Tirith (right).

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3 years

@ben_rosen @aishaannhakim If—and I mean this with complete sincerity and zero irony—only

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2 years

Did anyone else read this book to absolute pieces as a kid? The stories were great, like "The Really Ugly Duckling," who grows up to be a really ugly duck, and "Chicken Licken," who thinks the sky is falling but it's actually the book's table of contents.

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And then Hobbiton, complete with the Green Dragon pub, with the universal aesthetic and nostalgia we all know and love. As well as an adorable one of Sam swimming into the River Anduin after Frodo.

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2 years

@hankgreen 16: the age when you recognize how far you’ve come and everyone else recognizes how far you have to go

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3 years

@thegallowboob Sir, this is a Gollum

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4 years

Hey brand social managers—what's that other thing you do? Your side hustle, hobby or creative habit. I'm @adweek , but I'm also a children's book author and create multimedia content about etymology.

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3 years

To "eavesdrop" is literally to stand under the eaves of a house to listen in at a window—but this word was originally a noun. This highly scientific diagram shows the "eavesdrop" (Old English yfesdrype), where the eaves keep rainwater from dripping down the sides of a house.

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3 years

Nightmare Before Christmas is a story about Jack Skellington discovering brand purpose while ignoring his marketing consultant Sally, who spends the entire film trying to explain authenticity to him until he figures it out for himself

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3 years

no, surely not who could have possibly seen this coming

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2 years

So about that Next Thing… I'm delighted to begin a new chapter today as Brand Comms Director at @DentsuCRTV ! ✨ After 13 years in media, I'm looking forward to experiencing agency life, and can't wait to explore the ad world from a new perspective.

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2 years

@ZekeDaHefe @David_Leavitt I hadn’t realized until now that rotties are somehow even cuter in bulk

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2 years

@DaksAhoy @hankgreen “Good (insert time of day)” was indeed a common choice, and “howdy” is older by a century or two (but not common outside of certain dialects because it’s short for the more common “how do you do?”)

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3 years

Today, for the first time ever, I took a straight-up mental health day—not associated with vacation or non-work responsibilities. Took a bike ride, read a book, researched some word origins, did nothing for anyone but myself. I highly recommend it.

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4 years

Can I get a victory screech for my @Adweek crew for killing it tonight with #SuperBowl coverage?!

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@JessZafarris

3 years

An etymologist, an entomologist and an etiologist walk into a bar. Etymologist: I'll have a whiskey, from the Gaelic uisge beatha, literally "water of life" Entomologist: Give me a Campari, which was once dyed with crushed beetles Etiologist: I'm just wondering how I got here

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@JessZafarris @AnnVanderMeer etymologist entomologist!

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3 years

the people spoke, and I did the thing

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Oh hello! It’s me, JZ. That etymology dweeb who just got promoted to ✨ Director ✨ of Audience Engagement at @Adweek . Tell me: What does a Director of Audience Engagement do? Wrong answers only.

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3 years

Be weird to them

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therapist: say it me: i can’t therapist: you can me: *deep breath* my typos on social media do not invalidate my expertise or make me a failure therapist: *foot tapping* me: … even when the post pops off and a ton of people comment on the error

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2 years

omg @tumblr , you absolute savage

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3 years

has ANYONE gotten good sleep this week? I feel like everyone I've talked to is like "why yes I am also in a semi-conscious fugue state"

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7 years

This visualization of the Japanese concept of "Ikigai" could be a helpful tool for adding depth and variation to fictional characters. #amwriting (via Reddit, originally from @torontostar )

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2 years

I’m in my bedroom now, typing this insanely long thread. The motion-activated lights just switched on outside my bedroom window. I don’t think those eyes in the darkness belong to deer anymore.

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Jess Zafarris 📚

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2 years

Thank you to everyone who read, followed, shared and offered kind words about my story. ❓I’ve received several of the same questions, so here’s an FAQ. NOTE: Do not read this if your favorite part of the story was the realism and you want to keep thinking about it that way.

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2 years

Wow, I had no idea this would take off. Thanks so much for your concern, everyone—I'm still here and as of yet intact, though still pretty freaked out—and the problem isn't exactly solved. Last night was… interesting.

Jess Zafarris 📚

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2 years

Fuckfuckfuck. The most terrifying thing happened to me earlier—I don’t fully understand it, but I am FREAKING the hell out. Please don’t read on if you're not into scary things. This is both graphic and frightening. It's also a pretty long story. 🧵

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7 years

The book store strikes back against silly customers. (via Reddit)

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2 years

@firesideint @David_Leavitt My people!

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3 years

Tried @ImpossibleFoods ’ new frozen chicken nuggets Assuming they’re meant to mimic other frozen nuggets, they’re spot on texture-wise and very close flavor-wise 8/10 with one point deducted because they’re not shaped like dinosaurs

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1 year

Look at my girl! 🔥😍😈😍🔥

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3 years

Little man’s really playing up the adorable today

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2 years

all right FINE I ordered one

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5 years

. @MatttDavies ' cartoons are always on point, but this one from 2015 never seems to lose relevance.

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6 years

@lithub "Should I clarify that one of my direct reports was only part-time?" "How do I explain that I won an industry award without sounding cocky?" "Can I include a project I spearheaded if my boss took credit for most of it?"

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8 months

Snapchat paying $7 million to play a "not like other girls" card in the social media toxicity arms race while it's laying off 10% of its staff is quite a choice

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3 years

I need @Delta and @corona to collaborate on a campaign about having coincidentally unfortunate brand names. It can promote social distancing-friendly locations where you can chill on the beach and drink beer.

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2 years

@KatyWellhousen @nytimes That’s fair, but as a social editor for a media outlet you should know how to adjust a lede for compelling Twitter copy, even if that means rewriting it. If the lede sucks, you send it back to the story’s editor for another pass. Publishers’ social pros are typically editors too.

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3 years

Our marketing team actually approved this SAVE ME

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Save @JessZafarris . Subscribe to Adweek.

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5 years

Tweeting about the advertising industry this week

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2 years

@jamieloftusHELP Auntie was the witchy legend we all needed in our lives 💙 Rest in mischief, queen

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@baileymeyers It helped me to understand that "askance" is a Middle English word that's etymologically similar to the (also Middle English) terms "askew" and "asquint," except with a directional implication in the "skance" component.

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2 years

What’s that out the window? OH IT’S JUST AN ALP

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3 years

Note: Looks like my German comparison is a little off, but it does also work with several other “question words” and “answers” in German. But I’m fairly sure it works exactly the same in Dutch, and there are parallels in many other languages!

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News I’ve been sitting on for a bit: I have finalized an international book deal with @HachetteUS ’ @johnmurrays Press for—not one, but TWO ETYMOLOGY BOOKS, to be released in 2023 & 2024. The first, which I am currently writing, is tentatively titled… 👿🔥 WORDS FROM HELL 🔥😈

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Well that was a damn lucky guess Wordle 209 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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My latest etymology TikTok on collectives of animals (e.g., a pride of lions 🦁 , a flamboyance of flamingos 🦩 , a skulk of foxes 🦊) and why terms like this are a lot older than you might have guessed!

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9 years

#London in color in 1940. Look at that #signage !

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4 years

My doctor recently diagnosed me with onomatopoeia. It’s exactly what it sounds like.

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3 years

"People of color in ads made me racist" is definitely the worst take I've ever read

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@marynmck @ChuckWendig "Talk to your doctor." Oh yes, let me just make an appointment for two months from now with a specialist because I don't have a primary care doctor and the nearest office is a) booked up and b) like "you probably shouldn't come in if you have something other than covid."

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4 years

BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER My sister drew me as a velociraptor and it is everything I have ever wanted to be

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2 years

@Apostolos9222 @NoContextBrits They are Greek-derived English words. Are you suggesting that only Germanic (Anglo-Saxon) words should be included? If so, that would eliminate more than 60% of the English language.

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@johngreen @elonmusk I got stuck with a joke about a viral tweet in my name 😭

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7 years

Words by Stephen Hawking, a man who used a speech-generating machine to write books and develop theories that changed the world. RIP Mr. Hawking. May your words resonate for all time. #StephenHawking

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2 years

Well, I’m here, obviously. And it’s… over—more or less. This will be my final update. Here’s what happened.

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2 years

A while back I found a Reddit thread in which a chef said that if you can’t figure out what’s missing from a dish, try adding a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar. That has been absolutely life-changing advice. Works on soups, meats, salads and nearly anything savory.

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6 years

Dubious guidance from your local used book store. (via Reddit)

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1 year

🌟 Next, I’ve accepted a role as Director of Content for @RaganComms , which owns PR Daily and Communications Week. I’m thrilled to bring my engagement chops to Ragan’s exciting range of events, and apply my passion for supercharging storied publishers to their editorial brands.

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