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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

This week Hank is joined by @BrennanLM to answer your questions about important topics such as jiggling atoms, frozen confections, hot goths during the daytime, and heavy meals at empty restaurants.

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How does something absorb light? Is it okay to disagree with movie reviews? Is it bad luck to open an umbrella in a car?

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You're not alone. ❤️ Take care.

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"Rough patch. Felt well enough to talk about it today. Thanks for being here with us."

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Dear Hank & John

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1 year

SNEEZING IS NOT NORMAL.

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1 year

It is rare for sneezing to seriously injure you, but it can happen. In this episode, we talk about 5 serious sneeze-related injuries that were reported in peer-reviewed medical journals. Which of the following is not an injury you can get from sneezing? 📺:

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9 months

👀 Watch this space...

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Dear Hank & John

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8 months

Wake up, besties. Dear Hank & John (Taylor's Version) just dropped.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

11 months

We're back! ...Sort of. This is a special episode with guest Mike Trapp. The regular podcast will be back in October, probably. Until then, enjoy this delightful foray into the absurdity of time zone names, sentient smoothies, and the joy of discovery!

Dear Hank & John

Why do we have Eastern and Pacific time zones? What would happen if I blended a smoothie for a year? What's the most versatile food?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 month

John Green and Travis Kelce are essentially the same.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Here's a new episode of Dear Hank & John & Ryan! ... That's right. @VancityReynolds cohosted today's episode of DH&J, and it was amazing. Listen here:

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Dear Hank & John

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1 year

You are doing a good job.

Dear Hank & John

What the heck is going on with Dear Hank and John for the next four to six months?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

There won't be a new episode today-- Hank and John are taking some time off from the pod over the next few weeks. Thanks for understanding! We'll be back before long!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

7 months

@johngreen was on #jeopardy last night!

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@ComplexlyMedia

7 months

Did you catch @johngreen on @Jeopardy last night?! Let us know how many you got right!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

In this episode of Dear Hank & John (yes, both of them!), John comes to you from his new recording studio in the woods behind a dumpster.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Sorry, all! We meant to have an episode for you today, but, you know, #Life . We hope to be back next week!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Some news! Dear Hank & John is transitioning to be an independent podcast again. We are proud to have made DH&J with WNYC Studios over the last 2 years, and we’re glad to have their support with this change.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

We understood the assignment 🫡 Operation Relisten to the DH&J Back Catalog shall commence! Follow along to take a journey through years of DH&J inside jokes and favorite moments, starting with Ep. 23: OH MY GOD IT'S BURNING

Dear Hank & John

Why do different trees change color at different times? What if a friend isn't creating their creative work that you love? Some advice for job and scholarship interviews. How do I express empathy...

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

This week's re-listen: Ep. 52. This episode features a great soundbite of Hank yelling "Do not use this for birth control!", the origin of the Dear Hank & John bet, and the ideation of @LeonMuss4Earth .

Dear Hank & John

Will my laptop sterilize me? Do you like (or write) fanfiction? Where is the rest of the lizard whose tail I found in my room? And more!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Hey, what are some of your favorite DH&J moments? We're working on something... extra points if you tell us the episode number and timecode.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

An open letter to Pia: Inquiring minds need to know! Please tell us if you ever did gather your family together and surprise them with your fiddle playing. Pumpkins and Penguins!

Dear Hank & John

How do I go about my secret fiddle long con? Why do almost all zippers have the letters YKK on them? Do bugs ever have a destination in mind when they walk around aimlessly? And more!

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Dear Hank & John

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2 years

No episode today, but there will be one tomorrow!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

The break continues... no episode this week due to Thanksgiving. We'll be back soon, thanks for your patience!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

This week's episode is going to be late -- but it is coming! Which episode of Dear Hank and John should people listen to while they're waiting?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

There won't be an episode today or next week, sorry! Time to re-listen to some old episodes!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 months

In this week’s episode, @johngreen and @hankgreen venture into the world of video podcasting and discover the special effects that await them. Listen to Episode 391: “High Priest of Beef Days” now, wherever you get your podcasts! #dearhankandjohn

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Do you ever wish there was an easy way to send crab images to your friends?? Well, we have amazing news. Hank and John have solved this problem. Introducing… !

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Hank and John didn't record during the second week of Pizzamas, so there won't be an episode today. We'll be back next week!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Just a podcast doing its job, trying to be helpful, doing it as well as it can 💛

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

9 months

The new vibe is: we're trying to make sure that people who suck don't listen to this podcast.

Dear Hank & John

Hey, what's up with the podcast now? And how do I destroy a thatched roof in a wind tunnel?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

6 months

No new episode today. We'll have back-to-back new episodes for you coming soon. Thanks for understanding and DFTBA!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

5 years

Is your mother-in-law perchance named Pia and a listener of a certain dubious advice podcast? 🎻

Justin Heckert

@JustinHeckert

5 years

My 64 y/o mother-in-law revealed to us at Christmas that she spent this past year “learning to play the fiddle,” no one in the family had any idea; and then she played, beautifully, a dozen songs for us without looking at sheet music while we sat at the table in awe. (1/2)

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Dear Hank & John

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1 year

This week @SamReich joins Hank to talk about the 5 different types of car horns, how a cowboy says goodbye, and An Absolutely Remarkable Space Murder.

Dear Hank & John

Should cars have two horns? Why are humans the only animal that uses toilet paper? How do cowboys say goodbye?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

6 years

"Do not get in a microwave. No matter how big it is, no matter how comfortable it looks, no matter how cold you are. Do not get in a microwave." — @johngreen

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

No new episode today— Hank & John took a break from recording last week for the holidays. In the meantime, what’s your all-time favorite DH&J episode to revisit?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Hank needs to know: What is the best tupperware?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

No episode today-- Hank and John took a day off from recording last week for Labor Day. We'll be back next week!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

No new episode today due to the holidays! Happy new year!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Dear Snugglepot and Cuddlepie, do octopuses have a secret, advanced society at the bottom of the ocean?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 months

Raise your hand if you've been radicalized against TB by John Green 🙋 Check out the NEW @TheCrashCourse lecture all about how TB has shaped our history, culture and lives in so many ways, and how despite having a cure, the fight against TB is on-going.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 months

Pete Buttigieg has entered The Bet. Who knows what this podcast will be called in 2028?!?!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

No new episode today-- Hank and John took a week off after Project for Awesome. Stay tuned for a new episode next week!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

There won't be a new DH&J this week or next week, sorry about that!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Hank and John took a break from recording last week, so no new episode today!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

New episode! And since Hank and John talked on the phone for too long... it's a no-cut-special!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Nothing will be different with DH&J, and all the episodes will still be accessible on Apple, Spotify, etc. There just may be some quirks as we transfer over to our new system. Thanks for your patience as we figure it out!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Today's DH&J episode is on its way! It will be posted this afternoon. Sorry for the delay!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

Another brilliant/horrifying rendition of the 5'9" brown eyes in a sundress. 👀 This one sent to us from Theo.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Be sure to listen until the end of today's pod to hear Hank and John lose their minds talking about sneezing for 15+ mins. It is in fact normal to sneeze, despite what Dr. NeverSneezerScrooge may say!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Listen to today’s pod to hear Hank’s idea for a TV show (Career Opportunities!), more horrendous accents, and some sympathy for 23 year olds.

Dear Hank & John

Why are American English classes so intent on finding meaning? How would sound work through Gabriel's Horn? Does nobody really like you when you're 23?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Anyway, here's today's episode:

Dear Hank & John

Where does paper go when you cut it? Were silent letters always silent? Why do you only smell smells when you inhale?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Due to what we are calling The Mystery of the Lost Episode, there will, in fact, not be an episode this week. Sorry, everyone!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Happy 300th episode! 🥳 Believe it or not, everything in this episode was actually named Ryan. We’re all Ryan! Just in case you missed it.

Dear Hank & John

What's the easiest way to look like you're working? What is storm oil? When do I have to start answering calls from numbers I don't know?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

No new episode today, but enjoy these DALL-E interpretations of ThGiantCloudor

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

10 months

While we impatiently wait for the next new episode with Hank & John, enjoy a re-listen of an episode that immediately became entrenched in Nerdfighteria lore, and haunts each of us every time we sneeze:

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

5'9" brown [transparent] eyes in a sundress

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Would you look at that... it's #InternationalPodcastDay . Thanks for sending in questions and listening to DH&J over the years! What are some of your favorite Dear Hank & John moments or episodes?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

There won't be a new DH&J episode this week, sorry! In the meantime, what are your favorite throwback episodes?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

Thanks for watching/listening!

Complexly

@ComplexlyMedia

1 year

There are a lot of ways we can measure our impact, and one of them is how widely our videos are viewed. We're proud to be celebrating five billion views across our channels! 🎉 Thank you for watching, for staying curious, and imagining the world complexly.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

Today is #InternationalPodcastDay !?! Thank you for listening and sending in questions for DH&J over the years. This community is incredible, and it's thanks to all of you. 🥰

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 months

Pizzamas 2024 t-shirt design? 🤔

Coltan Compton

@ColtanCompton

3 months

Space Turtle!!! 🐢🌕 But who’s the man in the moon? 🤔

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

“Don’t kill the part of you that is cringey, kill the part of you that cringes.” Here’s a new episode of DH&J! Hank and John answer your questions, and play Wordle.

Dear Hank & John

What would happen if we carbonated the ocean? How do I be less competitive? Is the Library of Congress an actual library?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 years

No new episode today– Hank and John took a break from recording last week for Memorial Day. In the meantime, what's your favorite episode from the archives to revisit? Drop your recommendations here 👇

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

From exploding shower doors to unsneezing doctors, here's a collection of some of Dear Hank and John's most memorable moments from episodes 200 to 300 (ish)! Thank you to everyone who shared best-moment suggestions last week!

Dear Hank & John

Revisit some of the most memorable moments from episodes 200-300!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

In case you want your podcast updates elsewhere... 👀

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

5 years

Thanks for the shower curtain enthusiasm! We're still brainstorming Anthro merch, so nothing's up on DFTBA yet. Sorry for the false alarm!

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Dear Hank & John

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2 years

If you are inside of a car, are you "indoors"?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

5 years

Heads up that there won't be a new DH&J tomorrow (12/30), but rest assured that the pod will return January 6th! Thanks for a wonderful 2019, and we will see you in the new year! ✨🎉✨

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

7 months

"This has become not so much a podcast as it is two brothers working through what they want for the future of their lives and their community." -John Green

Dear Hank & John

What's up with the Green brothers in 2024?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

We do love a theme! Also, let us know your top picks for SodaStream names. It's very important.

SciShow

@SciShow

4 years

If you listen to @dearhankandjohn you'll notice the theme of this week is @hankgreen loves his SodaStream

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

Which one do you say?

Peanut M&Ms

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

It's a John-only episode! What happens in a John-only episode? Cereal box reading! Musical breaks! Poems!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

6 years

In this week's episode of the pod, @johngreen and @hankgreen help a listener out of a corn maze, propose a cello-based long con, and consider the five-tined fork. Also, you should register to vote.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

5 months

@moonyriott THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

What would you name a month?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

1 word: Ryan.

Dear Hank & John

Am I making unethical sandwich decisions? Am I a sucker for not cheating in school? Do we need drive-thru reform? Why do farts smell worse in the shower? And more!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

P.S. Pia, it's totally ok if you abandoned this long con, we just need closure!

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@dearhankandjohn

9 months

This Week in Thighs

John Green

@sportswithjohn

11 months

Joe "Short Shorts" Lewis scores his first goal for AFC Wimbledon. The man whose thighs could not be contained keeps our undefeated run alive.

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@dearhankandjohn

5 months

What's the song that's in your head most often?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

11 months

What do these names have in common? Albus Alblister Alfie Algae Al Gore They're excellent names for your paper mâché anglerfish.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

No new episode this week! We'll be back with more dubious advice next week.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

No new episode this week. In the meantime, we highly suggest scrolling through #NerdfArters for some beautiful Hank-and-John-nonsense themed Nerdfighter art!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

No new podcast episode today. Sorry everyone! We'll be back next week.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

10 months

Happy Pizzamas!

DFTBA Records

@DFTBArecords

10 months

Happy Pizzamas to everyone who celebrates! is LIVE and full of marvelous, mustachioed merch. Go check it out! #pizzamas

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

9 months

"We're not experts in how to survive pool-related apocalypses" -John And yet, Hank and John fearlessly provide dubious advice to a whole host of water-related questions in this week's episode 🌊

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Just a heads up-- This week's DH&J will be up tomorrow. Stay tuned!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

New episode! Mark Watson @watsoncomedian joins Hank to discuss how to (literally) get out of a pickle, to remind you that pooing in a pot is a first world problem, and to invite you to the Reply Anxiety Conference (you can only come if you don't RSVP).

Dear Hank & John

Could you break out of a giant pickle? How do I pretend I know what someone's talking about? How do I handle people who don't like Rocky Horror?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Hot take:

James HG Redekop 🌻🏳️‍🌈

@JHGRedekop

2 years

@dearhankandjohn A convertible's top is another door. Driving with the top down is just driving with one door open.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 month

In our most recent episode, @johngreen and @hankgreen debate whether or not John needs to buy some new "grown-up" shoes. Let us know whose side you're on and listen to Episode 391: “High Priest of Beef Days” now, wherever you get your podcasts! #dearhankandjohn

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 months

Just like we're still waiting for the results of the secret fiddling long-con, you'll have to keep waiting for our next episode. Thanks for your patience!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

SURPRISE! Here's a Friday episode of DH&J! Well, actually Dear Sarah & John! Listen here:

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@dearhankandjohn

2 years

Podcast comedy advice death for listening party christmas birthday Mars AFC Wimbledon football rover podcast filter fun questions serious advice dubious jokes brothers 50-minutes

Dear Hank & John

What can I do in an empty library? Can a horse and a dinosaur have kids? Is the sun up there silently screaming for all eternity?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

Solar Power Bicep Hour with two humans (or whatever we are) just doing dolphin stuff:

Dear Hank & John

Do fish get thirsty? What are some alternatives to "Sun's Out, Guns Out"? What's the next big sick?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 month

To celebrate this Patreon drive, we’re making our next monthly Patron livestream open to the public! Join us July 3 at 2:30 ET for a mini version of the podcast as we answer questions submitted by patrons.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Some people have reported that this week's DH&J isn't showing up on Spotify, and we’re working on it! We appreciate your patience as we figure out some quirks in our new system. You should still be able to listen on apple podcasts, google podcasts, stitcher, etc.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

This episode includes the titular bit as well as reference to John's belief in the Taylor Swift weather effect, and possibly the genesis of John's obsession with TB?!

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

2 years

We present to you: The Lost Episode! In which Hank tries to sound like a normal man and John is in charge.

Dear Hank & John

No questions this week! Just a real human conversation about pilfered lemurs, secret playlists, and past mortifications.

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

It's episode 365! You can now listen to an episode of Dear Hank & John every day for a year!

Dear Hank & John

Are there any liquid planets? Why do I like crickety leg rubbing? What do I wear to an orchestral Ratatouille event?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

1 year

Usually we would tell you about this on the podcast, but, you know. Anyway, get your @TheCrashCourse Coin now!

2024 Crash Course Coin

Crash Course Coin

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@sportswithjohn

1 year

Support 10,000 Crash Course learners for $500, or 2,000 for $100 .... AND get an astonishingly beautiful coin featuring an image from the JWST reminding us how much there is to learn about ourselves and our universe. (10,000 learner coins 90% sold out!)

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

6 years

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD 👏🎻

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

4 years

Thanks to everyone who has let us know about the missing past episodes! We're working as quickly as we can to get them back up and in your feeds. 🤖

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

3 months

What do you call "french kissing" aka "frenching"?

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Dear Hank & John

@dearhankandjohn

6 years

In this week's pod, @johngreen and @hankgreen discuss the end of the velociraptors, technology-induced loneliness, ferret oatmeal baths, and so much more:

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