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Jacq Kelly (she/her)

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Toronto-based Fifer, freelance journalist, stand-up comic, human companion of guide dog Hillary. Queer lesbian wife. Trainee Canadian.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2008
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
3 years
#GuideDogFacts Guide Dogs don't usually know where they're guiding to - they are acting on the instructions of their owner, and it's a constant & continual interaction. We tell them when to turn left/right/go forward, based on routes we have memorised.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
5 years
Some people are claiming I don’t exist. This DID happen - to me. I didn’t want to say anything as me b/c work, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to sit here and watch terfs erase my cis lesbian existence on twitter.
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5 years
She told me why and, well, here's why. I'm handing over my twitter to her, given she can't talk about this openly because of her job.
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@Jacqkelly
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5 months
@garydunion Does she not have any pals? That tap on the shoulder is long overdue.
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@Jay_Sutherland_ It’s a way of expressing a boundary and it is weird that you’re weird about that
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@dhothersall Did they mention that nobody was left handed and no girls played football or boy had long hair? These people. Sheesh.
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@AdamRutherford As bad as headlines the other week suggesting that a man murdered his wife and daughter because his wife was too successful in her career
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@Jacqkelly
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11 months
@JaneyGodley @LestaMarina0906 That is quite the new low. I have absolutely no respect for anyone who aligns with this lot.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
5 years
I’m getting a lot of solidarity right now - so much that I can’t keep up with who I’ve replied to. Please know that if you have sent me love/ hugs/ solidarity I am sending that back.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
11 months
@KatyMontgomerie I'm a cis woman and I call my dog a silly sausage at least twice a day.
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2 months
@Rishma_Dosani My parents once came from Australia to Edinburgh to surprise me. I also was not home. I often leave my house when I am not expecting a visitor.
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@Jacqkelly
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1 month
@_celia_bedelia_ I would imagine any Olympic boxer to be stronger than the average woman
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2 years
@cosmyra64 @irishwol @YomiWrong @JetBlue My mum recently threatened to take my guide dog away from me when she was upset with me. Seriously not ok.
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@theguyliner Imagine being a parent who has actually lost a child and reading the line “I felt as if someone had died” about a grown man getting a tattoo
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10 months
@_celia_bedelia_ I'm 44 and have been using women's washrooms the whole time I needed to use a washroom and this hasn't happened once.
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@Jacqkelly
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1 year
@Effiedeans There is nothing rough about how she talks. What a snobby take.
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@Jacqkelly
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3 years
@TwoLemonades I am definitely skittish around men asking such weird questions. Daggnamit we just want to walk our dogs in peace
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@Jacqkelly
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1 year
@RowanJetteKnox That is so sad. I saw a great one that read 'don't be your child's first bully'
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@bronactitley Please keep us updated on your wife's response.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
6 years
Excellent assistance onto the @LNER 12.30 from KingsX to Edinburgh from the gent at the info desk today. He got me and my #guidedog onto the train, explained how he was assisting us, and made sure we had water. Thank you so much. Makes a big difference to our day. #disability
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@BlondeHistorian She sounds like what everyone should be like. Observant, thoughtful, aware of and mindful of boundaries
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@RaggedTP Scotland doesn’t have any indigenous people. We are a nation of migrants. Many of our ancestors were oppressors and colonisées though. Hence the existence of Pakistan, where Humza’s grandparents were from. Humza is as ‘indigenous’ as I am
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@Jacqkelly
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2 months
@PaulaCoyscot I have had way too much hassle for not being feminine enough in public toilets. I get angsty AF every time I walk into the changing room at the gym precisely because of this.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
Exactly zero of the men who ever harassed or assaulted me felt compelled to self ID as a woman in order to do it.
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@Jacqkelly
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3 years
@AyoCaesar A bit disheartening how many people don't say 'he shouldn't have groped her',
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@finngalkn @HighnessOphelia I have a pal in Edinburgh who was sitting in his local park having a glass of wine one sunny day as has no garden and some parent called the POLICE on him. It is totally legal to drink outside there
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@setoacnna This is so odd. My experience of living in a cis female body has been getting regularly assumed to be a man and harassed (one time a guy even tried to kick down the toilet door in his quest to protect women).
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
4 years
@Nigella_Lawson @russelldavies63 I finished it last night and started watching again this afternoon. I still can't articulate my feelings about it. The best and most important thing I've watched in a long time.
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@Jacqkelly
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3 years
@Megankstack Who cares? He asked, she agreed - whatever worked for them for almost 30 years. Can't see the problem. I wouldn't be intoit, but that's me.
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10 months
@dhothersall This is just ghastly. I'm so glad Brianna was loved by her family
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@Jacqkelly
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10 years
Darling is hilarious. “When I was chancellor and the banks collapsed” and then talks about being financially secure.
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1 year
@Haggis_UK @terrychristian I’m not particularly known for sticking up for the police but the tone and contents of those questions and statements lack basic courtesy.
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10 days
@BevJacksonAuth Yeah this doesn't happen. Butch lesbians exist. Trans men exist. None of this is a problem. Calm doon.
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@Jacqkelly
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1 month
@DavidsonMagnus I can take a two hour subway journey across Toronto for $3.30 (about two quid). The fares in the UK are an absolute piss-take.
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@ClaudiaBoleyn Have they only just noticed that Eddie Izzard likes to wear dresses and makeup? Bit slow on the uptake.
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2 years
@cosmyra64 @irishwol @YomiWrong @JetBlue I was stunned. Am staying with a pal for tonight and an agency is helping me get out of there ASAP
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@Jacqkelly
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2 months
@_celia_bedelia_ When I was in the civil service (UK) a copper came to give us a talk about security. One type of person we were to be wary of was anyone with loads of tattoos. About half of us in the room had loads of tattoos
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1 year
@KaskaJessica It was quite the bin fire. The presenter seemed to be trying to help him not dig himself deeper into serious legal trouble but he just wouldn't be stopped.
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@Jacqkelly
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1 year
@JordanPfot Seriously dehumanizing of trans folk. The lack of any compassion at all is pretty horrendous.
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@Jacqkelly
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1 year
@JaneyGodley Banged harder than a faulty washing machine door 😂😆👏
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
I used the public toilet in parliament yesterday where an opponent of trans rights initiated a discussion about teenage girls' breasts.
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@fesshole What is the money on his money box for if not to pay for things he wants to do?
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@Jacqkelly
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1 month
You can have all the vagina and chromosomes you like but you are definitely a man if you disagree with a terf. That's their rules
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
3 years
Be like Angus.
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Kate Sang 🐘🐝
3 years
Well Angus is on 🔥
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@Jacqkelly
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2 years
@JaneyGodley I lived like this during a period in a homeless shelter. It was miserable, I was constantly worried about money, relentlessly ill, and ALWAYS hungry. And I had barely enough money for my food and power cards. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
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5 years
@NewishFifer It’s very disappointing. How quickly we forget. The same attracts being unleashed on trans women’s are remarkably similar to the ones straight women used to use against lesbians.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@salvey1 @pingusextape My mum once saw a picture of Yoda in my flay, and I've had Star Wars themed presents every year since and I don't actually even like Star Wars
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11 months
@moira_robin This is just ... What? When and why would this ever happen? I've never been forced to sit with anyone on any restaurant except ones with long communal tables. Even then I was hardly forced.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@Jefflez @RossMcCaff So many wrong clangs. So heteronormative, so nuclear family, so …. Weird.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 month
@HLeeHurley Where are the stories about the pain of feeling pressured to be closeted and trying to exhaustion to live the life expected of you?
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
STV new report on GRA reform vote today was going ok until the reference to "prefered gender". I just want to politely suggest that people don't use the terms prefered/preference in relation to gender identity. Ditto sexual orientation.
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@finngalkn @betamaledroid They are weirdly into seeing sex and abuse in the most benign things. I would not leave any child in their care.
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1 year
@Carter_AndrewJ @nevereverDave No mention of the bisexual community. Shocking
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@Jacqkelly
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10 years
People across Scotland queuing to vote. Whether it’s yes or no, that’s a great result already.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
I’m getting married tomorrow and have failed to lose the half stone I was planning on shedding, and I’m not even sorry
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
What the hell is this? She was at her own home at the "wrong time"? This is some next level trash writing.
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1 year
Murdered BBC presenter Jill Dando was 'just in wrong place at wrong time'
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@Alex4Craig_Dudd Woeful I hope @StandComedyClub will be hiring adequate security to keep its staff safe from harassment, discrimination, constant talk about penises, and intrusive questioning from Terfmites
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@BlondeHistorian @GuideDogAva This is stressful and upsetting enough when it's a bar or restaurant. There's absolutely no excuse for this from someone working at a hospital. I'm glad it worked out in the end for you and your baby and sorry you had to endure that.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@Backpainandwine I recall reading interviews with palliative care nurses a few years back. the gist of which was nobody ever lies on their deathbed wishing that they had spent more time working
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@AyoCaesar I thought to be a doctor you needed to have a medical degree and medical knowledge.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
11 months
@AllianceLGB We don't care wha majority cishet bigots think about the queer community. We are queer and proud. We also actually know how to organise a disco.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@AndrewMorrice1 @fesshole People on Fesshole seem to be in shockingly unhealthy relationships
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@EuanYours The very act of booking him secretly for an LGBT safe venue seems like an act of deliberate harassment and intimidation of our community
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6 months
@lukeandjack Protesting a victim support org is quite 👀
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@Nadine_Writes I want to 'like' this and I do but I really wish they had done the right thing and accepted Stormzy's offer already. That's how many potential students missed out by now?
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@CllrScottArthur @andykirkland71 @xanabe @edtiss @edinhelp @TramstoNewhaven I am blind and find getting anywhere in edinburgh safety increasingly hard. Massive failing by planners. How am I supposed to know when cars are jumping that light before they hit me?
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@_celia_bedelia_ It's no different to homophobes crying that gay marriage would undermine their marriage. If your marriage is undermined by gay people making a commitment you have bigger problems that equality for queers
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
I’ve been to The Stand loads of times and am a lesbian and a feminist and they didn’t seem bothered by either of those things
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@BlondeHistorian @GuideDogAva SO many times this. My favourite is folk who open the door for me but stay in the doorway so I literally cannot go through the doorway while my own hand is holding the door open at this stage
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2 months
@JortsTheCat You've not mentioned Jean for a wee while Jorts. How is she doing?
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@WeeMelter @mimmymum Folk have been trying to tell them this forever.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@standardnews I hope you are going to apologise for writing this.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
11 months
@OwenJones84 So only 20 hours of bombing then. Fab.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@scotwomensaid Thank you for supporting the trans members of the lgbt community. Proud to have worked at SWA.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
3 years
@MhairiHunter There seems to be an undertone of 'know your place' coming from those who object. If I had my foty with Angela Merkel I'd have it printed onto t-shirts and that's what everyone would be getting for christmas.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
10 months
@mummyblade1 @JaneyGodley I find many normal activities to be an ordeal/stressful. I deal with it with therapy because I know my reactions are debilitating and unhelpful. If a child finds having a pee an ordeal that really should be addressed properly.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@OwenJones84 This very much has echoes of the 'I don't want to have the think about those people, even of them must exist' rhetoric that was perfectly acceptable about LGBT ppl generally. And also of the 'why do lesbians even need smear tests' nonsense.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@AidanCTweets Yet again, homophobes can't keep up the pretence that they can stomach our existence the second they are reminded that we have sex lives and sexual orientations and don't just like holding hands
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@scottfromperth They called the police because someone walked into their shop? They should be charged for wasting police time
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@OwenJones84 Aye. It was one of the (few) disappointments of It's a Sin that this wasn't reflected. Lesbians literally went into hospitals to put dead gay men into double body bags because nobody paid to wanted to touch them
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
4 years
I do love the @theguyliner Saturday blog. Me and my girlfriend read it with our coffees, and it's one of the few things on the internet that makes me laugh rather than despair:
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
5 months
@sally_hines Omg they are so ill informed. Jesus wept.
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1 year
@McDivergence I have lost count of the number of times this has happened to me. Transphobes don't actually care about any women.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
5 months
@Glinner The Cass report is very poor and unscientific. Hence the lack of engagement with it by scientists
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
I’m a little despondent at how many straight cis people are using lesbian visibility week to trash .... lesbians. While claiming to support lesbians.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@CatchTheseWords Yes this. I also had this when a man I didn't know asked me where I live about a week ago. I said "in a place that's fine for me". He seemed taken aback that a blind woman might not want to share her address with a man she didn't know.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
The comments about Mhairi black’s accent are plain snobbery.there is absolutely nothing wrong with being an educated person with a Scottish accent
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@setoacnna That is disgusting. I hope this woman feeds this back to the hospital. Nobody should be made to feel like that whatever the reason for their surgery
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@finngalkn @HighnessOphelia The police turned up and told him to leave
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@HeatherHerbert_ @RubySampson18 Weird that she didn’t want the police to think she is transphobic but is open to potentially everyone else in the world knowing that she is.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@rebelraising @MForstater @hertscc It's almost as if lots of people have no idea what a pronoun *actually* is.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
3 years
@asimov200 @neilgraysnp We live in a world where most dogs behave better than most men, and ultimately if a dog attacks a person it is usually the fault of the human who failed to train their dog properly.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
5 months
@speakoutsister I wonder how long it will take for them to decide we should ban women from having short hair or wearing trousers
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
4 years
@mrjamesmack Every single queer person supporting this needs reminding that the very same people pushing for this would end every single queer on earth tomorrow given half a chance. And they should hang their heads in shame for doing this to children especially.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@ScottishTrans I'm not in paid employment just now but as soon as I am you're getting a donation. This is great news
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
1 year
@CCee61 You don’t need to have had multiple partners to know when one is abusing you.
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@Jacqkelly
Jacq Kelly (she/her)
10 years
UKIP’s address: Freepost RLSU-HZBG-UBBG, UKIP, Unit 1 King Charles Business Park, Old Newton Road, Heathfield, Newton Abbot, Devon, TQ12 6UT
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2 years ago today I got the best #galentines day gift ever. She’s the only person I always want to be around - a pretty major achievement. How wee she looks in this photo compared to now #guidedog
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 months
@murdo_fraser @jamiegreeneUK @LiamKerrMSP @BrianWhittle I'm glad you are concerned about this. Are you also concerned that a disabled man was deselected to make way for a Douglas Ross, who subsequently failed to win the seat anyway?
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
2 years
@Cmacf76 I completely will never vote for a transphobe. Just no.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
6 months
I'd really love it all of these people terrified of hate crime legislation would tell us what they want to say that they think they now can't say. And why they WANT to say it.
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Jacq Kelly (she/her)
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@terrychristian I like them. They upset all the right people.
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