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@rigma_role
tell me how this young man was the shyest baby on nct life literally nervous to laugh speaking in negative audio and now he’s riize’s number 1 rizz guy
nothing. they don’t want you to do anything, they want you to Know what is happening from their pov. but they want you to know it publicly, they want EVERYONE to know, because when these shareholders (who the video IS for) choose, they want the weight of public opinion present
real question tho, what does sm want us to do with all this ??? like sick graphs, i like the pink theme but what am i supposed to do ask hybe to stop ??? buy stock so i become a majority shareholder in sm ???
fansigns today in summary
mark: im in your walls
jaemin: honey he’s too old for you
chenle: that’s not how mbti fucking works
jeno: *blushes at praise*
jisung: how bass is my voice? well—
haechan: sigh yes ok, booming system up up,
renjun: huang
nct dream is actually so frightening like how do you have a group comprised of 3 sets of different flavored, indelibly marked soulmates (mahae, nomin, chenji) all glued together by their mutual obsession with one tiny little guy (renjun) who has decided to collectively marry them
this clip of jeno giving chenle the side eye but breaking into a smile as soon as chenle started showering him with endearing compliments as he sits there looking smol has irreversibly ruined me
praying for new nct dream fans trying to watch anything released in 2023. these men cannot speak without 37.5 layered inside jokes, 7 different pieces of referenced established Lore, and 23 liters of marriage-level flirtation per word
i do enjoy that sm artist fandoms all have like Locations. like shinee world, exo planet, neo city. like you become a fan you get new street address and postal code
favourite activity to do with nct members?
i like to play basketball with guys, i like to go snowboarding with the guys, i like to go shopping with the guys and i just like to eat, drink, breathe with the guys
fan: “please reenact the time you smiled”
jaemin: “can’t do it. stars, not aligned. weather conditions incompatible. wrong time of day, for that, smiling. can’t be done. i’m sorry. impossible.”
beautiful is also fun bc they just placed everyone in a tidy little au for us. here you go. they are watching baseball player mark on tv. xiaojun is canonically a star. jaehyun will never graduate. renjun must do customer service.
side note, i think the best thing would be if nct and svt joined forces one time to make the most ridiculous, unpredictable content imaginable. just like 30-some men and no sanity.
“I wish to stay uncorrupted but the gaslight of the century is that being human is a good enough excuse to let ourselves be evil”
GAGGED AF. JESUS CHRIST.
this never stops being funny. not even mark expected jeno to throw his ass under the bus like that but there he went tossed into oncoming traffic. flabbers utterly gasted. angel who doesn’t know anger but DOES know betrayal if it keeps him in jaem’s graces
enough of the “what if another man helped your gf” questions they have no idea. they haven’t met girls. ask them “what if another man gave renjun a ring” instead THEN they’ll have something to say.
imagine being on the 19th floor of kwangya walking peacefully down the hallway and mark lee suddenly zooms past you on a literal razor scooter to go pee between recording verses. this is reality
but why are the neos so committed to cyber crime like sticker hacker, glitch mode, is wayv gonna be like text phishing or hello madam I am an African prince,
stanning him is a never ending experience of the most insane reveals like no one is living like this dude. what if this thing sucks up one of his cats.
yesterday I saw an article about a tiny black 6 week old kitten who was found in a box with a few 2 week old kittens and he was "trying to take care of them as best as he could" and my mental state has been very unstable since
jeno trying to sit in mark's lap falling over hurting himself laying around in pain agony suffering haechan offering his help grabbing his ass with both hands
renjun apologetic about the shaky photo unaware that he took arguably the best and most accurate shot you can of someone like jaemin (creature, generally incomprehensible, confusing aura, hard to look at directly)
Doyoung, Jungwoo, Mark, Xiaojun,
#JENO
, Haechan,
#JAEMIN
, Yangyang, and Shotaro participated in the title track <Universe (Let's Play Ball)>.
JENO AND JAEMIN IN THE SAME UNIT FOR ONE OF THE TITLE TRACKS 😭
this never stops being funny. not even mark expected jeno to throw his ass under the bus like that but there he went tossed into oncoming traffic. flabbers utterly gasted. angel who doesn’t know anger but DOES know betrayal if it keeps him in jaem’s graces
saw someone say goodluck to male idols who will be doing the spicy challenge with aespa (if there’s any) cos they dont have a choice but to move their asses in here
making some neos more threatening by changing just one thing:
taeil expanded vocal range to bass
jaemin (taller)
hendery but he has dirt on every other member
renjun (knife equipped)
doyoung eldest in his family
chenle but he’s finished his sexuality crisis
interview: jaemin is so ?
dreamies: we haven’t figured that out yet. wish we could answer but we don’t know. what is he? no clue.
interview: no like, adjectives
dreamies: oh yeah ok he’s crazy and hot
not smart enough to know why this image of him is so much more mesmerizing than other recent images i just know that i have to stare at it for the next thirty hours
every single thing wayv has ever said as a tmi i believe instantly and without hesitation whereas any 127 or dream tmis must be proven beyond shadow of doubt in a court of law with insurmountable evidence
ncity concerts announcements always like “hello peasants it’s tour time. the first stop is tomorrow, tickets went on sale last month, we banned you specifically, and it costs $11,000 for the back row. hope to see you all there muah muah hahaha no this isn’t mark”
"Right now, K-pop, you could argue, is ruling the world. Now, it's time for UK-pop."
Simon Cowell announces his new show 'X Factor: The Band' with a slightly imperialistic tone 🥴
if u think about it, there seems to be an inverse correlation between johnnys amount of lines and his amount of clothing. more clothing less lines, less clothing more lines...anyway really looking forward to johnny solo debut
just made myself absolutely sick you mean that essentially jaemin came back from hiatus and since then hasn’t missed capturing a moment of the life he shares with these six boys
fans: jaemin ive spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on your boy paper
jaemin: unstan me right now and go invest in high ROI real estate i feel sick