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🦈➕🏈➕🏒 insta - jldx392 | opinions are my own | Mayor of Plymouth, keeper of Christmas

Plymouth, MA
Joined March 2009
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2 years
You were an angel in the shape of my mum. You got to see the person I have become.
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@MySportsUpdate Doesn't show much effort? My guy can't breathe...
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@oxkayxteaxo Dehydration tastes better than Dasani 😂😂
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Red Sox to the Dodgers
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1 year
F cancer ! #NHLBruins
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@BBLiveUpdaters I'd like to see the tally
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2 years
@TrevonDiggs Especially when mommy posted this last week
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2 years
Aw? The hurricanes lost? Some of the worst fans in hockey go to bed sad? I love this song! Let's go rangers
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If Harrison Butker misses a kick any week, I'm clowning him. Every time.
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3 years
@PresNYC @NFLonFOX Cowboys are in the AFC? Good to know
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2 years
PAY HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS @NHLBruins !! 🎩🎩🎩
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I saw this and I was like wtf? Former teammates check on each other on opposing teams all the time, relax zebras.
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Justin Britt tried to check on his former Mizzou and Seahawk teammate, Sheldon Richardson, and the ref swooped in to ruin the moment
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@Xzavier46399 @Cahp1975 @willbballin @letsgetitbetter @patriottakes He's literally signing a flag in the video. That is moronic behavior right before your very eyes.
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3 years
Its been 4 months to the day that Jim left us. He never got a chance to wear the @zeus30hightower jersey. So I brought him with me to Gillette. However, I guess angels really are only in the outfield. Miss you, bub.
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@whichbaby @trevorshowvan @abundance93 @TableBoston Then she should take her own advice and not be butt hurt and take it up with the credit card company not the customer
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@pearlsnaps10 @AdamSchefter Because the NFL forced them to play last week and refused to let them properly distance? How is that the teams fault? The league chose to ignore science and the incubation period everyone knows about
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@realDonaldTrump But you didnt. Remember when you lost the popular vote?
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@Patriots Josh says he trusts mac... the lie detector determined that was a lie.
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3 years
Here's to 30 🍻
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3 years
What a view and fabulous company @MassholeMonica ❤❤ LFG PATS #ForeverNE
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7 years
Gotta bring this around town again because it's V important.
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2 years
@philllyfanatic @mackinnom_kari @RepDylan i'm not fake outraged, i am outraged. not telling people where they're headed is inhumane. using human beings as political pawns is vile. and i will do what i am able to do to help within my means. so sorry that my means aren't up to your standards.
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Sir you grew up in a suburb of around 150,000 people. Shut the fuck up with your "small town" narrative. Those lyrics are 1 ass and 2 obviously promoting vigilante justice and you know it. If you don't, you're DUMB or intentionally obtuse.
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In the past 24 hours I have been accused of releasing a pro-lynching song (a song that has been out since May) and was subject to the comparison that I (direct quote) was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protests. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous.
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Got my @McCourtyTwins tshirt 😁😁😁
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@CheyenneSulli14 @RedSox Well, considering paternity is literally for the father, yeah, they have paternity leave for males.
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2 years
Left a present for my mom when I went to bed last night. She loves it! Kicking cancers ass 1 treatment at a time!
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3 years
I love meeting people off twitter 🥰 ily @2kaRask 😘
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1 year
new season, new shirt. #ForeverNE
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5 years
This little @NHLBruins fan was absolutely feeling that OT goal from @JDebrusk
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3 years
Im sorry but you do not cross state lines with a giant ass gun without the intention of killing people. Miss me with that "self defesne" bullshit.
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2 years
@NHLBruins This is so great to see. What else would be great to see? Releasing Mitchell Miller.
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@TonyDungy What happened, tony? I can't seem to find your bigoted thoughts.
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For the love of all that is holy Re-sign ≠ resign Please learn the difference or shut up
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@abvals @Patriots That's fucked up
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3 years
Some personal news: Thank you everyone who's already reached out, yall the best
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6 years
Its 4:30 am, I'm watching CMT and I just want to let everyone know that @KelseaBallerini is a queen.
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@NickiJhabvala Redactions exist, Roger.
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Went on a date, hope she liked me! 🥰
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@ryansolomon31 @man_dammn Who knew opinions could be so wrong
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@realDonaldTrump Bro I've never read the constitution but its gotta be unconstitutional to spend an hour trying to convince a state to lie about finding votes 2 months after the election
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Gonna spend too much on trulys tonight. Red Sox plz win
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@PresNYC @NFLonFOX Sorry, I didnt realize the Dallas cowboys were in the AFC. I must be new at football
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Are the @RedSox still giving away #GiftOfSox gifts? If so, my mom was recently diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer and she's always been a huge Sox gal, any chance you got a lil goodie bag lying around? Maybe a bucket hat?
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@AlbertBreer If this is public, its worrisome what was dug up in the Snyder investigation.
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We all agree hvt is a bozo right?
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So the ayatollah, and numerous other dictatorial regimes can have Twitter accounts with no issue despite threatening genocide to entire countries and killing homosexuals etc... but The President of the United States should be permanently suspended. Mao would be proud.
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Fuck the Yankees and their trash ass fans.
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@DmitreJO @spectatorindex It's not Zuckerberg's fault that elon is driving his platform into the ground at an alarming rate.
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Too many game 7s in Boston this weekend. I will sell my soul for the bruins to win theirs
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Its a rarity I look presentable nowadays. Take it while you can 🥰
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@NFL @PapaJohns @RAIDERS @MiamiDolphins @SNFonNBC @That_Duude_John they gotta push papa John's because they whined about sales...not the fact that their pizza is trash lolol
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HI HELLO you can be pro choice and not pro abortion. Its not difficult. Don't want one, don't get one. Lawmakers need to stay the fuck out of my uterus.
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@JackMeadows4461 @RedSox Oh no! I'm sure they'll really be hurting without you sitting in the bleachers twice a season :/ you really showed them!
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@caveofbeauty Gotta drink our daily vodka I guess. Alcohol sanitizes after all!
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3 years
Well, it's alright to be little bitty, a little hometown or a big ol city 🤠
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@Exilat @realDonaldTrump Remember when he wanted to rid the electoral college? The reason he was elected. Yeah... me too.
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Everyone stop what you're doing and wish my mom a happy birthday!
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Accurate af
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🤷‍♂️
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Women got the right to vote 100 years ago. Today we elected one into the WH. ❤
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The @RedSox absolutely ... knocked this out of the park right in the time opening day❤️ All of the goodies made her smile but the @davidortiz bobblehead made her cry big happy tears!
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@RepDylan I live on the south shore so it's hard to donate my time, but if there's any way to help from here, please let us know
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Chugged a red bull, en route to Gillette. LFG #ForeverNE
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@tink_hall @ArmandDoma Welcome to: the point
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@Amit_B_Z @JerryDunleavy @jaketapper Dude just admit you're wrong. She was told to say thank you. She probably gets hugged in her house for doing something good, so she hugged the man. It's really not that deep
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@DarrellAlston9 @MySportsUpdate He ran more than just those 2 plays
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@MarkLazerus They are good outside of Boston. But leaving Bergeron off your selke ballot completely is a laughable disgrace
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Whenever we get better results, like surpassing 270, I hope Chris Cuomo is the live anchor.
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3 years ago I went to my SILs bridal shower and was actually cute
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for the first time in a long time I'm doin' fine
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@DasAcct @_iShotTupac @TMZ Please don't procreate
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@Patriots We're with you, @BuffaloBills 🙏🏻❤️
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I, genuinely, with all of my being, hope your water heater stops working mid shampoo. This is so fucking gross.
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@Exilat @realDonaldTrump Lol you're so dense. 😘
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Happy birthday to my fav set of twins in the NFL! @McCourtyTwins
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Finally went on a date with 1 of my wives 🥰🥰
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Favorite day of the week ❤🏈
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Shaqs comment has me rolling lmfao
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Father-Daughter bonding means getting vaccinated together🥰
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If you saw me crying in 308...yes you did
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I went full girl today. I never go full girl.
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Wore my hair down and natural and I'm only moderately self conscious about it
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@NHLBruins @MapleLeafs @NESN @985TheSportsHub End Mitchell's contract and maybe you'll get some viewership
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When guys disagree with a woman and her sports take they always resort to telling them to stay in the kitchen. All I see is your little pecker and lack of ability to appreciate another players game.
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Its a shame you weren't a stain on some sheets.
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The day josh Allen has a severe injury I’ll be the first one to celebrate it
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@BBFeedsFairy Girl??? How can you deny it 🤔
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@NHLPlayerSafety Fair but maybe the zebras should call things prior to a player retaliating
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Shoutout to all the girlies who've come forward about Craig Teed. Sending you all hugs!
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A year ago my mom was diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer. She was given 6mo with no medical intervention. 15% chance for 5 years. We got 11 months, 5 bonus months. Shoutout to everyone who was there for ME while I was strong for her. ❤️🫶🏻
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I CAN UNBEND MY LEGS AND STOP PLAYING WATER SORT BC THE BOSTON CELTICS ARE GOING TO THE FINALS (big celtis gorl)
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My sister in law is officially cancer free 🥲❤
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Oh shut the fuck up, you abusive pos
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“Those fans are probably some of the worst fans in the NFL, and I’m gonna stand on that. … They said some nasty things, some things I wouldn’t say in church.” - Tyreek Hill on Patriots fans
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@ThreeDailey The only reason I know what I'm allergic to is because I got testing done when I got hives for no reason. Also allergies can change throughout your life.
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@KamalaHarris So, like, idk??? Maybe?? Do something with the majority?? Just some thoughts!
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Spent my day off smoking an 8lb ham for my dad and me.
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@BenVolin Why do you cover a team you hate? Please, find another job.
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