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@rawdogmillionar

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The only thing stopping a bad Indian with a computer is a good Indian with a computer

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@growing_daniel She spent the entire time trying to look cool And it worked, looking cool is what gets you attention and therefore sponsorships, not some medal

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@GarbageHuman23 Bro really M2M transitioned his brother

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@__apf__ wow you taught him how to be a mother in law (passive aggressive)

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@OkitaSuperFan Creativity thrives with restrictions They just guaranteed this is going to be depraved and debauched than they can imagine

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Lmao they literally did the meme

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if that’s not love idk what is

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@Nimbopill That’s why I stopped after 3 kids, can’t risk it

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@maxwelltani Locking it down before that prefrontal cortex finishes cooking and she realizes the jokes are mid

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@stillgray Breed these two to make a human with +10 pepper spray resist

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@fyridk I didn’t think anyone could complete the Be Cornier Than Eminem challenge but here we are

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@dyingscribe I just got retconned out of Gen Z Tf

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@Nacht_Silver By not saying anything, they guaranteed this joke works no matter what The movie falls apart, boom, joke was about that Movie comes through, joke was about that Less is more

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@growing_daniel Showmanship isn’t really a thing in Chinese culture, they’re not very dramatic India is extremely dramatic (see Bollywood) and drama is ingrained in their culture Politics is just professional gossip and drama, showmanship at a certain level

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@conorjrogers God doesn’t care about NPCs

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@wishinguluv He intuited (correctly) that you were about to throw hands

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@KILLTOPARTY All advice that actually works boils down to: be world class at something Have a one in a million personality, immense athletic talent, become obscenely wealthy All this, to have a level playing field with the average 6 foot guy Issa evil world

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@AutismCapital This is also accurate

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@interesting_aIl Everything reminds me of her

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@QuetzalPhoenix Least dirty communist

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@Papapishu Full of lithium and ready to kill me over any minor mistake Sounds like my ex

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@HannahPosted Taylor^2-Johnson-Joy

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@dyingscribe I’ve yet to see anyone acknowledge the part where she takes a good thing she did and blasts it on the internet for clout, making this guy seem very pathetic in a very public viral way

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@schizarella I really don’t understand why this guy can dress like this and put up 2x the weight she can probably but she needs to go in underwear and no pants for uhhh… “performance reasons”

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@stefanbertin “I’m putting together a team” - cuts to a real life Bratz doll

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@Eve6 He could’ve named the parent company X, and eventually as he added functions, Twitter could’ve been an X function Instead he did this and now the branding doesn’t even match what people call the website

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@ichthys30 One went to Harvard, another to Yale, another said he got a 94 on the ASVAB They weren’t selected randomly, they were curated

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@PunishedOmbies Cackling Kamala was right there

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@MillerStream They still do this, they’ve just abstracted and legitimized it We now call it the Global Financial System ™️

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@litcapital They’re gonna have the most goated fall 2024 pledge class imaginable

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@telmudic It’s like when dog can do math, very special, throw parade

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@doulbedoink Yeah, I couldn’t wait for Jared Leto to kill himself but when it didn’t happen I had to reevaluate some assumptions

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@iamyesyouareno Lmao he dropped his whole “cool and aloof accent guy” schtick to woke scold Sam Hyde in the corniest way possible

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@AFpost Yes, this is from a time where men did this as a joke instead of a fetish

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2 years

@PardesSeleh She did this on purpose, calculating that the rage people feel for her wearing a nirvana shirt and missing a nirvana song would propel the video to virality

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@ShitpostRock It’s been a while, but I just lost So did you

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@killucalz that ain’t yo man’s, that’s a business associate ask him when the next touch base is

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@Lunwi88 Honestly, he keeps popping up in the news and on my feed every few days so it doesn’t matter what he’s actually saying They obviously won’t give him Miles but they might let him make the jump to a minor live action role of some kind which would be a step up in career and pay

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@tulpapilled This guy has literal decades on her and instead of nurturing interest in the hobby and making recs, he’s clowning on her They were right to shove him in lockers

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@LoFiRepublican Ling Ling Ring Ring

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@BarneyFlames I was raised in the US so I absorbed Anglo culture Middle eastern parents do not understand why I don’t want a bimbo maid cook slave I can afford a maid, I can afford a cook, why am I stat maxing pointless shit I want someone I like who I won’t get bored of spending time with

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@Bolverk15 Saved her life, and she got the Ick

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@ShaykhSulaiman A 2.7% move doesn’t mean anything, it’s unrelated

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@StrangerJosh11 You understand there are many many countries where this is not only not an issue, it’s perfectly safe Americans have been aggressively psyopped into accepting unfathomably unbearable conditions

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@SouthlandPost He has an art form, he’s honed it, he’s worked hard at it, and this guy kinda ruined it This isn’t that different from going to standup comedy and just heckling the guy on stage

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@memeticsisyphus Yes, this is from a time where women did this as a joke instead of a fetish

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@jerry1867778 @BarneyFlames This is so sad You have no idea how many guys in my extended family spend all their time and energy trying to find new and novel ways to spend as much time away from their wives and families as they can That’s where this mindset leads I wanna enjoy my family life

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@DisbussingFilm Somehow still will be less jarring than the Ed Sheeran cameo

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@thechosenberg Intruder shot to death, women most affected

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@BoosterNew The way California would absolutely do this 100% realistic

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@hollowearthterf I remember that era Grown women wanted to fuck that little boy I will not let anyone memoryhole this, the kid is traumatized by this to this day

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@Trust_Lion_ Ahhh yes The enlightened liberal progressives have totally owned the maga bros by *checks notes* Portraying an Asian man as a simpering pathetic pants pissing loser who is gracelessly executed These people are more racist than anyone I’ve met on frog twitter

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@NoContextSM Somehow, Palpatine has returned

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@DiscussingFilm Let my man out of director jail and let him COOK

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@KhadimHaqq @GlobeEyeNews He’s been doing this from the start Iran’s actions make the west more sympathetic to Israel Saudi’s actions have paved the way for Palestinian recognition Never doubt this man

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@tulpapilled If this dude worked out seriously for 6-10 months he could look exactly like that

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@TheDouggernaut Elysium was a masterpiece Finally, a protagonist for the common man whose catchphrases are “it’s jammed” and “I don’t want to die”

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@TheOmniLiberal This guy is putting up probably more than twice the weight He doesn’t need to show up in underwear to do this It’s a free country, people can do whatever they want, but it’s the self-delusion that they’re doing it for uhhhh… “legitimate performance reasons” that gets me

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@glassdelusions There’s nothing sensual or erotic about what they did It was sterilized, systematized, and bureaucratic It was buying a ticket for a ride at a theme park An ugly revolt against what it means to be human itself

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@sidhubaba All people want from nepo babies: 1. Don’t lie about it 2. Don’t pretend it’s even possible for it to have all been based on merit, it isn’t their fault but earning it 100% through merit wasn’t an option even on the table for them 3. Actually get good enough to deserve it

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@thechosenberg Idk what it is but it’s a common thing I hear from women, they don’t like to see men napping Absurd expectation

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@WomenPostingLs She let the whole squad hit and he penalized her Sounds like he doesn’t like it when his friends are happy

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@thechosenberg They took this from us

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@OldMemeClown This explains a lot about the French

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@GlobeEyeNews A three second google search will show you why he’s doing it and why it makes sense He’s cleaning up this country, and sometimes you have to change some rules to bring cleanliness

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@jestingtime It’s almost like the movies I pick reflect my tastes and aren’t randomly sampled

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@GunnerDobbins Idk about good and evil this or that I just liked watching him shrug off his mediocrity and embrace greatness at any cost A beautiful message

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@IllegalCai Uncannykin Skywalker

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#Ahsoka HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN HAS RETURNED AS ANAKIN SKYWALKER OH MY GODDDDD

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@MarAbh999 Tim Robinson as the dark horse candidate For your consideration

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@houseofhazel I feel like I’m annoyed both by people who want to film publicly like this and get easily annoyed that people are going about their lives But also annoyed by people who won’t change trajectory ever so slightly to avoid screwing someone who’s trying to do something

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@himbodhisattva @browserdotsys Once you acknowledge that it’s an AI, it starts mainly pulling from our idea of how AIs speak If you called it an LLM or something instead I’m sure it would be less likely to start larping HAL 3000

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@lndian_Bronson Happened in Thai prison between 2008 and 2010

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@realwackyguy I like it, he’s still funny and witty with the quips, but the symbiotic makes the quips mean Like it’s still his brain, just meaner

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@hollowearthterf Idk if people have seen those celebrity before and after photos 90% of being hot is just spending money on it, there is no hot gf without hot gf money

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@Empty_America I guess the “surgery survival rate” doesn’t really matter as much as this specific surgeon’s survival rate because he clearly is better than every other surgeon by a wide margin or is getting particularly mild cases for some reason

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@the_real_seba Actually this just speaks to how powerful the 2022 Jeep’s improvements are compared to predecessors, even military grade predecessors You can own one for a low monthly payment by visiting your local Jeep dealer now

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@monitoringbias The purple haired girl talking about culture being erased by the well to do gentleman in a suit I promise you whatever culture you’re referring to, purple hairs are doing more to erase it and the suited man has not strayed far from it

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@dragonsnaydra Idk why everyone is saying this is good Her delivery sounds like she’s remember each word half a second before she has to say it It’s not being doled out as congruous package but unit by unit, in a way no human actually talks

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@aimeeterese None of us deserve citizenship because we didn’t earn it ourselves All of them deserve reparations because of suffering they themselves did not endure

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@taintspotting @maxwelltani Dane Cook stans are always having a normal one

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@RedAlter11 This kid gonna go to law school and make 5x what his teach makes as a starting salary

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@NoContextHumans AI could never

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@kafkashoress Himbos really read their first book at 27 then change up on you

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@4Unknownz @dyingscribe Kicked niggas out for the crime of pushing 20

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@real_lord_miles Sar please be careful sar before he does the needful sar

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@nightmarebrah Will RFH retaliate by posting a pic of pearl burning coal? What will the escalation from the Pearl camp be Find out next time on dragon ball z

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@arthoefootjob Every little girl liked him, leaving every little boy absolutely mogged and upset by it

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@The_Hellenist

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@ramzpaul We should not only send them back but give anyone who agrees to renounce citizenship $250,000 I’d even be willing to go up to $500,000 If you see the net lifetime drain on taxes, the math puts us ahead in the long run

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@detectclips The law firm’s logo is on the hood and the girl is never shown actually exiting the vehicle A professional driver initiated a controlled crash, then they cut to her on the phone This is an ad, it’s a skit

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@dyingscribe Don’t listen to the normal attractive well-adjusted people replying in the thread, they don’t know what they’re talking about Yes, literally lie or lose opportunities, do what you need to do to fit in

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@AmericaVaunted @exquintocirculo Next time I’m looking for a night out, I’ll isolate for establishments imposing these patterns I’ll pony up extra if it means keeping riff raff out

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@ungodlywests They’re fighting over a lunch table, bro JUST ate

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