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I’m posting songs I’m listening to on Spotify everyday. I think I’ll start doing that here. I was in the .02% of @Spotify listeners last year. Someone told me that means I’m listening too much. I don’t think so. I’m going to keep posting (some) of what I’m listening to because
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@thedooberhead @JonErlichman @WholeMarsBlog Guy sold his stake for $3Billion and you’re on the sidelines saying “he could’ve made more” What did you make?
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@calygocat I fuck with these
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@TkachukFanAcc This would break me.
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@thedooberhead @JonErlichman @WholeMarsBlog You’re right. Forgot he inherited that from his parents. You got me.
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@Eden_Eats I should be allowed to decide how safe I make my password. I’m sick of these platforms gatekeeping.
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@atdanwhite You can’t hang out in their bathroom for 90min using their WiFi anymore? I thought this was America.
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@greentexts_bot Anon will never be happy if they compare themselves to the 1% of the 1%. Yeah, some women can make a bunch of money by sticking their tongue out and wearing makeup but that is a small minority. Most that try make very little. Find fulfilling work, anon. Don’t compare yourself
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@latestinspace Today was the hottest day I’ve ever recorded on earth. I only started tracking it today but global warming, right?
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@hourly_shitpost Show us her face when she watches him put it all back in.
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@Onision @Dexerto I’m sorry you see this and feel pessimistic.
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@greentexts_bot >suspects friend went through his wallet >gets money spent from his debit card >doesn’t cancel card after money is refunded >says friend sues him for having it investigated Larp harder, anon. You’re not fooling anyone.
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@EverythingOOC They should bring this back. I used to love seeing what people were wearing on there. I had a Batman costume
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@NikkoGuy Brother have you heard of chalk?
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@greentexts_bot >25 hours a week Anon spends the rest of his week playing video games and wonders why he’s barely getting by.
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@GabbieHanna You backed down quick after she said she was calling her lawyer.
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@MarchandSurgery @Cobratate @eddiep213 They would be paying for reach, his judgment is irrelevant.
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@ainthatmy They’re in your walls.
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@shoe0nhead At least “literally” isn’t your filler word.
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@samah_fadil She must be tired of her best friend wanting spaghetti all the time. There’s more to life than noodles, Debra!
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@greentexts_bot am I bad for pressing charges on someone for stealing from me twice because I wasn’t smart enough to cancel my debit card? Reminder: friend is a lawyer so that makes my tale much more ominous and risky.
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@fasc1nate He got that DOG in’em
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@fasc1nate He just like me fr
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@RickandMorty Plot twist: it’s not a new Rick and Morty voice
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@Brick_Suit @shoe0nhead “I posted something vile and got put on blast for it so I didn’t really mean it” Ight
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@greentexts_bot Why does anon never have a story about meeting a woman and becoming a happy Normie? Always has to larp about the most sadistic shi for attention. Sad.
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@OvOBrezzzy You can drive a car but manual lets you really DRIVE IT, you know?
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@ParadoxicalMike Nothing wrong with turning a hobby into work.
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@greentexts_bot Anon discovers college students.
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@HappyFloridian2 @ClownWorld_ Same reason they wanted to put the unvaccinated in camps. They believe they’re morally superior.
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@CasteMember @LibertyCappy @Rothmus This take is bad. We became separate in 1776. USA > red coats
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@ChicagoBeerSnob @LibertyCappy She’s wrong because it should be $40 obviously. Small businesses be damned. If mom and pop can’t afford to pay $40 an hour they shouldn’t be in business.
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@carsonkingyt If you really cared you’d tweet this off your main. ;)
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@SPARTAN117611 @fasc1nate JFK? They keep voting to keep those classified.
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@EverythingOOC Lots of gears of war/COD/Halo outfits
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@greentexts_bot Zoomer humor is best humor
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@shoe0nhead But the mainstream media told him it was conspiracy so it must be.
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@TritiumGlows @lporiginalg It’s not nice to enable people
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@SherbertDragon @RobotRoundhouse “Don’t worry I’m putting someone else’s computer at risk”
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@sw_holocron Every Jedi they add makes order 66 less impactful
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@fasc1nate Lotta effort when I could throw a burrito in the air fryer.
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@greentexts_bot A friend once told me it’s not gay if the d*ck is feminine.
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@runmemymoneyplz @DiscussingFilm Like the chamber of secrets being built or opened for the first time.
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@RickandMorty “Corporate wants you to find the difference between this voice and this voice” *they’re the same voice*
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@drmistercody @elonmusk Man’s is literally trying to go to Mars but you’re upset this project from one of his four companies didn’t go through. At what point do you look in the mirror and ask yourself why you care?
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@shoe0nhead Shoe you know none of these people actually watched it.
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@sophiebaybey I hate the episodes that just talk trash about the audience who likes the content that adds to the overall story. The train episode comes to mind.
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@MelonadeFR Yo I’m 26. People better not be saying 29 is pushing 40. That’s over a decade away from 29.
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@greentexts_bot Something, something, education is bad Something, something, that’s how they get the government to give out student loans Something, something. this is why the quality of chemists has been so bad the last decade
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@DeezHanz @KEEMSTAR @OrdinaryGamers @iAmFroggyFresh . @iAmFroggyFresh said so on Twitter spaces. They want him to pay the $15k for the training creator clash paid for and stfu or they’ll sue.
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@Xazadaz @PicturesFoIder Oh fuck off. It’s a dog breed. I had an American Eskimo as a kid.
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@greentexts_bot It’s fun to think anon only showers on Fridays.
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@notmolarri @greentexts_bot Should’ve been easy then if you had all year to memorize it, right?
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@_apexwolf5 I rode the short bus in junior high because I was just outside the district in a small town. There’s really no difference. The windows taste the same.
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@greentexts_bot The discord had some weird links that night.
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@kathleenaperki1 @ThisIsKyleR Just say you didn’t watch the trial. It’s easy
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@JoshuaDone @greentexts_bot I actually thought the opposite
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@AlexanderPayton @filipwojda They regular shoot short films for their film class at the apartment to pay for their half of the rent.
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@JoshAnimator @DracoJayco Blizzard had a sexual harassment scandal a few years ago if I’m remembering correctly.
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@1v9GG_ I don’t see the issue
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@cubstaged Five Marlboro reds and pacing the yard at 3 am because I don’t know what to do with my energy.
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@WillyMacShow 250k in the hole but thank fucking god Sam Hyde wasn’t there and the space was safe.
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@tulpapilled Just watch game of thrones.
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@greentexts_bot I thought this show was for dogs because the colors are in a spectrum they can see.
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@Hunterz_Laptop @9mm_smg Society falls to deeper depths of degeneracy the further it drifts from religion.
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@reddit_lies But his niece doesn’t like him so obviously he’s not a good guy 🥴🥴
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@mrrshy_apsh @calygocat There you are. Been waiting for you.
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@shoe0nhead -texts back too fast -doesn’t text back fast enough -doesn’t buy me Taco Bell -too nice -makes coffee at home
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@SutherlandFox He probably forgot to clear his browser history. It happens to the best of us.
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@DiscussingFilm When you want to increase sales just “remix the audio” so people want to go see it again
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@chockietee @gunsnrosesgirl3 They look like big dogs
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@shoe0nhead My guy only listens to critics on rotten tomatoes.
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@foolishtriangle @bocxtop 🧐 Uber doesn’t sell smoothies, they just partner with stores for delivery. Doordash too. 🧐🥴
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@AllDayTennessee @BrianWCollins Easy, don’t pause when there’s going to be a spoiler.
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@drmistercody As Kanye West once said, “No one knows what it means, but it's provocative”
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@Casey Because BLM and Antifa are asking for a civil war, Casey. Americans will only put up with their threats and violence for so long.
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@hayasaka_aryan He said if he can’t get the bag no one can.
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@shoe0nhead They say this while not having to worry about their bank account.
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@danyzstarlight Looking at you Game of Thrones. Put all the budget in extras on the battlefield and forgot to make it so we can actually see what’s happening.
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@brainage97 @greentexts_bot I like this quote. Using it.
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@mikeymumbelz @DiscussingFilm That’s what we’re running low on. Doctor shows with romantic relationships.
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@sonyasupposedly “I asked Chat GPT” then they post blatantly wrong information.
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@transkatgirl Someone asked me if I ever thought about being tested. I said it’s either going to be lower than I expect or it’s going to be higher. One will hurt my ego and the other will inflate it. Either way my IQ is what it is. I have nothing to gain from an IQ test.
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@iAmFroggyFresh He’d love to but he has to ask his GF and her mom first.
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@BasedRPG The modern warfare series in a nutshell
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@rPrequelMemes I always thought Grey Jedi were Jedi who didn’t buy into the religion blindly.
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@runmemymoneyplz @DiscussingFilm A show around a quidditch team.
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@Stoneburrner @Gale_Adelade @Dexerto All I get now is “this is a private community, message admins”
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@hourly_shitpost The European mind can’t comprehend this type of heat. And not just because it’s in freedom units.
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@StudioDaeera @greentexts_bot It’s one thing to ignore culture and societal norms to become something independently vile versus acknowledging basic societal norms and etiquette to become something unique within those constraints. When I compare myself to people it’s not to bring myself down, it’s to
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@hayasaka_aryan He’ll probably spend most of his screen time without the mask too
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@chess24com So he admits he cheats using a higher power?
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@CollinRugg @Sir_Drift_ @GriffJenkins He was born in Africa. He’s an African immigrant. Can’t be president.
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@VaultCrab @greentexts_bot Next you’ll say they drink nothing but soda
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@mikebolen @zerohedge Like airline flights
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@notmolarri @greentexts_bot God I feel like an old man for that post.
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@TiredMemeClown 90% of todays influencers
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