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@InternetH0F Fun Fact: Its common for women to completely forget the experience of birth. Many evolutionary biologists have postulated this is to increase their chances of being willing to have another child.

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@schizoytpmv @ShitpostGate Ah, I see. Its about fitting them into the smallest possible square, and this pattern accomplishes that.

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@RoonKolos Man if you're showering 60 times a week you've got problems. Like, not week-old-pizza in the sheets problems, but still, problems.

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@roidwards @InternetH0F God those facebook miis are a war crime

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@ShitpostGate Im confused. Could you not just stack them in a grid?

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@Akaruise @DudespostingWs

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@LilithLovett A lot of people remember how cringe 2012 internet atheists were, but totally forget the discourse that caused them to emerge

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@cqcumberreal @OldMemeArchive i genuinely cannot tell if this was made by a bored office lady in the '00s or an edgy zoomer in the '20s

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@parasytep8 @OldMemeArchive op walks up someone with something to show him. the mysterious stranger offers to show him how hard he can pee. with barbaric might, urine comes blasting out of the strangers cock. op is mesmerized, lost, and challenged by the stream of urine.

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@Desupoyo @InternetH0F You pass the test by not paying for it

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@FightVideosTV Dude on the right is twice the size AND went for the sucker punch

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@sobverity @GreenTextRepost It is genuinely beyond me how anyone could actually use /b/ for porn. Could you imagine cranking one off then the next thing you scroll to is an ISIS execution?

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@ShitpostGate Propaganda or real?

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@MappyPoop Accidentally increasing Americas influence ten fold by doubling its coastline

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@parasytep8 @OldMemeArchive the artist left the interpretation of the last panel up to us with its simlicity. perhaps the urine stream is an allegory for our desires in life, and op is envious of the power of the strangers stream.

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@GnikJSivart @PicturesFoIder Yeah, kids aren't your dogs. Why would they buy a ticket for him if he didn't want to go?

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@AdverbReclaimer I love this guy. Has 0 business being in Government, but honestly deserves his own TV show or some shit.

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@roskapussi1 @InternetH0F 🤓 Pride

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@parasytep8 @OldMemeArchive to answer your inquiry of not getting it, thats the point of the comic, of high art: it forces the audience to answer their own questions

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@parasytep8 @OldMemeArchive another intepretation of the urine stream is that it represents youth and virility. op, watching the stranger's piss jet is reminded of a time where he could do the same. however, years of alcohol abuse has left his prostate inflamed and damaged, unable to piss with such vigor.

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@Jayzsa @greentexts_bot Actually, standing in water burns a surprising amount of calories. Your body has to work really hard to address the temperature difference between your body and the water. Thats why olympic swimmers famously have to eat so many calories.

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@kaijusamurai24 @yoloswagstudios peter griffin here to explain the joke. a popular counter culture trend in internet humor is to satirize sensitive political topics in a way that doesn't take a side. (1/2)

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@Chombe1080 @upblissed Did he really fuck around, though? Shrimp didn't get physical at all. Big dude was surrounded by chicks and sticks, nobody was getting physical with him. Idk the context of where they are, but I feel like the big guy could have handled it better.

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@TheOneSatanael @schizoytpmv @ShitpostGate 👨‍💻🤖

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@kaijusamurai24 @yoloswagstudios in this form of humor, the humor doesn't come from the joke itself, but rather the reaction to the joke from politically charged commenters trying to understand the true leanings of the author. to sum it up: its you, you are the joke (2/2)

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@HermesLux @unusual_whales No, this creates an incentive for them to plan better and not fuck over their customers

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@ohhhhbrotherr @thebiocular @TopPilotGaming @OrdinaryGamers He can maul as many redditors as he wants 🐶

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@fasc1nate Imagine your tax euros going into this

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@GreenTextRepost Poor op

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@AdamVergara13 @greentexts_bot Its a good thing, it subverts the legislation

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@brokenlegpain @wildtiktokss God this was awful when it first popped up and has only gotten worse with age

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@reddit_lies I think that's entirely reasonable. I am very pro gun but when you are going to someone elses apartment you shouldn't bring a weapon unless you know them and they are okay with it. Its THEIR space. I wouldn't want someone I just met carrying in my place either.

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@LKnevermisses Doing my part

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@ChampionLigma @JagerDanger @lporiginalg Dog is tool of state and traitor to man

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@ShitpostGate At least he can admit he has a problem

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@Akira_Insider @lporiginalg Women: "6' or taller, must make over $100k, must be into this super specific band I like, must...." Journoscum: "Meet the empowered 30 year old cat mom!" Men: "No fat chicks or single moms" Journoscum: "How VILE"

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@NadasBubblegum @JustinWhang I had a job like this once. Literally went to HR about it and they called the rouge pooper in lmaooo

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@Dashisnew @davenewworld_2 Hot Take: You shouldn't be a lanlord

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@verymoisturized Maybe its an older person that has not employed that specific movement pattern in years. I knew an older guy that tweaked his back picking a laundry basket up. Or it could be a lil kid who hasn't even hit puberty yet. Judging others for where they are at is a loser mentality

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@Tamias1000 @OrwellNGoode Tensegrity. Its actually surprisingly stable.

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@OptimusGrind__ That show was so good until the prison riot

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@OldMemeArchive Gen V was unironically the best gen

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@anticarsls "Cars/gas is so unaffordable I have to ride my bike" That is the only meaning I can decipher from this

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@MitchTwitrKD @MJ__Hernandez @DiscussingFilm Yeah my thoughts exactly. Health should always be #1 . This is a huge cultural win for weed culture. Definitely should be legal, but people need to understand that weed use can be a problem when out of control for long periods of time. I'm hoping he can recover.

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@GreenTextRepost >Not using linux

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@WagiesLs Post the bosses phone number 😈

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@RiskzTake @unusual_whales You need a wake up call. If you don't know what your boss is paying your coworkers, they could be grossly underpaying you and laughing about it.

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@merf_inator @KhaleedSZN @InternetH0F shouldn't jesus prevent that

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@AltHistoryHub As a New Mexican, this state wouldn't exist without fillmore

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@thomas_caldera @OrwellNGoode Adblock chads freeloading since 2012 😎

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@ItsKiurin @ShitpostGate Incredible for the head doesn't move. Great demonstration of inertia.

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@GrrlScientist @fasc1nate

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@vxsxgxxr @engineers_feed what you cant see that way is the information on who really was responsible for the kennedy assasination was hidden in the 700000s

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@anticarsls Well, its overwhelmingly men waking up at 3:15am to plow the streets to begin with, so...

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@AltHistoryHub Hey with all the shitty flags in the union, someone has to bring up the average!

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@bluep1ka @PertramT @CrashBandycoots @JeffSchmidty 20 is not a minor. Seems to just be an awkward guy just based off this. Doesn't reflect great on him, but far from "this guy doesn't deserve a career" territory.

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@Rawmilkchad DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN A CAGE DONT LET THEM PUT YOU IN

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@Ayazelx @upuknews1 Too be fair, I doubt anyone realized what just happened. Normalcy bias.

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@Christjohn34 @reddit_lies Hot take that probably won't fly well in this thread, but stuff like this I am 100% okay with paying taxes for. It can happen to anybody. Paying the medical bills of people who refuse to take care of themselves is were I draw the line, however.

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@ShitpostGate 30s are the chad decade Still young, BUT you have had time to develop a solid career, will be peaking in strength, AND in a position where buying a house is financially feasible! Prove me wrong

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@ZubyMusic Name brand vs off brand, to be fair. You can get perfectly fine deals at Dollar Tree. (At least in my area) In general I agree, this country is getting too damn expensive.

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@ConsoomerLs You know what, if edgy marketing gets people to drink water instead of soda, energy drinks, or booze, than I am 110% for it

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@mask_bastard Bronies gone, furries out of control

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@toodatooda @kirawontmiss Maybe they wouldn't be so short staffed if they paid their workers better.

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@historyinmemes Last *Living* photo

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@FachriRanu1788 @neckbeardpr1me @CreepyOrg Please tell me they got the death sentence

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@Arlin4US @unusual_whales As they fucking should. Look at how much houses are going for

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@BCoIe_ @InternetH0F I had a friend tell me this exact thing happened to her

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@RedditSlag can peter griffin explain the joke

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@buccocapital Ermmm... Raising interest rates to curb inflation has been the plan all along. Have you been paying attention?

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@TempleofMercury @Morbidful @Hugo_Chiez Adventures With Purpose. He actually pulls up a shocking number of bodies drowned in lakes; enough to have an entire YouTube channel dedicated to it. I'm not kidding, his entire YT is just him pulling dead bodies from lakes. He gets a find every other month.

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@TonySHedgefund @esaagar Nah, I like their back and forth. BP is the only show that actually fairly represents the new generation of liberals and conservatives, and shows them having a good dialog. I wouldn't watch if it was just another right/left grift.

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@seprolus @greentexts_bot They started out great until they devolved to teenagers telling you about their day

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@donall38667519 @LilithLovett "Evolution is JUST a theory, which means we need to teach creation in schools!"

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@da_tesleem @Morbidful Dude, he blew up a plane

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@Homiebishop @stone_toss "Never forget the Holocaust" Then proceed to genocide 2 million Palestinians

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@Cirxt3 Isn't he like 6'4"? Not a bad amount of muscle if so

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@OrwellNGoode Don't feel bad boys. You offered your heart up and it didn't work out. Keep doing the right thing, while working on yourself. Eventually someone will value what you bring to the table.

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@reddit_lies Imagine devoting your life to being a Reddit mod lmaooooo

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@ambreshyy @LocalBateman He knew

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@josh_elmore1 @GoldenChild_NV @GrahamStephan Thats valid criticism. He inadvertently promoted a ponzi scheme

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@reddit_lies On todays episode of Reddit holding women accountable:

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@iamyesyouareno I think you can feel bad for him. His friend just fell down a rabbit hole and destroyed his marriage.

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@esaagar @RobertKennedyJr They seriously would rather have DJT win than RFK

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@anticarsls I thought it was cute

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@fasc1nate Shes incredibly pretty. No filters, little makeup, modest. Just something appealing about the look.

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@zPxtri @ShitpostGate @elonmusk he said the nono word

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@reddit_lies God this reply is gunna look horrible if they ever do away with the community notes feature lmao

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@briebriejoy @ATRightMovies I think Technology is what killed these cultural touchstones. Everybody exists in their own little media bubbles these days, and one of the effects of this is we don't have these same culture-defining works of art anymore.

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@TheCoomunist

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@vijayswamidass @PicturesFoIder Chiptole is the only mainstream restaurant that is fast, cheap, and healthy

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@FachriRanu1788 @neckbeardpr1me @CreepyOrg At least they will rot in prison

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@Irunnia_ @Morbidful Mamas soul RIP? She fucking killed her kid!

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@scsimodem @greentexts_bot As a New Mexican, saying we cant handle spicy food is spitting in our face

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@dickmasterson Reading all these tweets is like... Have none of these people been to Florida?

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@4chan_green @OrwellNGoode 100% rather date a girl who's a foodie vs someone really, realllyyyy into astrology

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@reddit_lies Synopsis for those who cant stand click baity thumbnails?

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@LegitUlt @schill_brad @AltHistoryHub or, you know, finish living your life

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@BCoIe_ @InternetH0F Bruh you have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old 😂 Common phenomenon =/= something experienced by everyone. There's plenty of women in this thread talking about their experiences with it. Chill

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