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“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. — Wayne Gretzky’ — Michael Scott”

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Joined October 2023
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Daily reminder.
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@acnewsitics Am I the only one who thinks ‘James Donald Bowman’ sounds like the name of a serial killer?
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Between . @EastEndJoe and . @Boxdonkey17 , my account doubled in less than a week. You guys fucking ROCK! I am a 40-year-old white male and have hated DJT as long as I can remember him. I am voting for #Kamala2024 to protect democracy and reunite our country, once and for all!
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@DerekNeverFails I don’t think the man raises his voice. Ever. This gentleman will be president one day soon.
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Cheers for my birthday!
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@JamesTate121 This is a powerful message. Followed you for it. Cheers!
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@DerekNeverFails Also, I’m wearing a black shirt. 🤣🤣🤣
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@ColMoeDavis @KamalaHQ @KamalaHarris @votevets I took that oath on August 9, 2001 and joined the United States Navy to become a Navy Nuclear Electrician’s Mate. Thank you for your service and I am also voting for #Kamala2024 !
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So, I did a thing today.. ☺️☺️ Who wants to go for a ride!?!??
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@donkoclock Hello, everyone! I am voting #HarrisWalz2024 because neither of them is a convicted felon nor do they have a thing for couches! 🤣🤣 #TrumpIsAMoron #TrumpForPrison2024 #WeAreNotGoingBack #MAGACultMorons
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@jake_snowflake @acnewsitics JD Vance calling his wife after “praying away the gay.” 😂😂😂
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@JustTheFacts_68 “Blaspheme against our creator..” 😂😂😂
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@uncle_june “Our bodies are 86% water. His last blood test, he was 65% zeppole.”
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@itsmommymaster You look lovely.
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@JodiePP1948 I told her as well. 😂😂😂
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@rbisrb @lpicone1108 That deserves a follow and cheers! #HarrisWalz2024
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@KiwiBreeder You have a beautiful smile but wanted to share this to make you laugh! And no, your teeth definitely do NOT look like this! 🤣🤣🤣
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@RyanShead You nailed it, Ryan! Thanks and happy new year to you and your family! Cheers!
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@ask_aubry My reaction.
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@smalls2672 Dude has lost it. Also, am I missing something with the “Kamabla” thing!? Seems as though that fat orange fuck is grasping for straws. #HarrisWalz2024
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@GoldenChaos Everything bagel toasted with onion and chive cream cheese, please!
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Fuck yes. Oh, by the way, you should follow . @CoffeyTimeNews . Intelligent guy who hates Trump, Musk, and everyone in-between! Factual and a fierce defender of democracy. He hates Trump as much, if not more, than I do! Give him a follow and cheers!
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We’re witnessing the demise of Donald Trump. It’s a beautiful thing.
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@gesb21 Yes, I have a message for @SenTedCruz :
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@CrimsonCrusades @CoffeyTimeNews Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
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@magaman28 @AngelaBelcamino @AaronMulford “Women that don’t want children are unattractive to men with a small penis.” I completed the sentence for you.
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This is hilarious and epic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Trump actually showed up in Bozeman Montana. 450 supporters waited for him in an almost empty 7000 seat arena. His campaign and airplane are both running like finely tuned machines. #LaughAtTrump 🤣🤣🤣
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Last month Trump staged an assassination attempt. Today #TrumpStagedAMedicalEmergency It’s all one big reality tv production. Sad.
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Fuck George Clooney.
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@harris_wins Love Kamala but fuck him.
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There it is, folks, in all my boot camp glory!
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Best. Present. Ever.
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@IaMsUp3rMaN78 For John: 🎂
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@smc429 That statue reminds me of the doll Michael gives Oscar on Michael’s last day of work. 😂😂😂
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I am following all four of these great people! . @Boxdonkey17 . @SpartanRob75 . @gmf1369 . @lilhousgreendor You should as well! #HarrisWalz2024
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Friends @lilhousgreendor @gmf1369 & I want to boost the nicest guy on this platform. Rob @SpartanRob75 is close to 10K . Let’s get him there. Please follow & repost. 💙LFG!!! 💙TYVM💙
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Adorable! 😍😍 I miss my Roscoe but thought it was worth sharing this photo for #NationalDogDay even though I am day late.
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It doesn't matter if I'm a little late with this post because it's never NOT #NationalDogDay around the Hamill house. L-R: me & Mabel, Trixie, Mabel, Millie 🐶🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🦮🌭
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We need to cancel this motherfucker.
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Hey MAGAts, This is an illegal insurrection. I wanted to clarify that term since you fail to remember this day. Go fuck yourself, Every sane person in the United States
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MAGA: It wasn't an insurrection; the police escorted us in. Also MAGA:
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@BishopJaxi @KerriPalm 15 of the 27 books of the New Testament were written by a man who never even met a man named Jesus. Tell me again how your fairytale is more real than any other religion?
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I support postmenopausal females and childless cat ladies! #HarrisWalz2024 💙💙
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I support Postmenopausal females and childless cat ladies. And so does Harris and Walz 💙🩵💙🩵
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@WISN12News That’s not what your blubbering bitch boy said.
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@EastEndJoe I guess I’m the only moron who tapped on the screen so my original message to you I now send twice! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@thecjpearson Hey chump, no cursing during March Madness.
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@LinksBigGun @Kaylan_TX He changed his profile picture! 🤣🤣
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@theirongrunty @DerekNeverFails I’m sorry but I had to.. 🤣🤣🤣
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@CrimsonCrusades @CoffeyTimeNews You’re a gun-toting, redneck American, you should know. Question: how’s the weather in Russia this time of year?
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Hilarious that #Maga is claiming that 30,000 morons were there. 10,000 inside and 20,000 outside of a 8,400 seat arena set up to host 5,000 Absolutely hilarious.
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The GOP wants to take away a woman’s right to vote. Vote em the fuck out. #VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy
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no, the fuck, it don’t.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am BLOWN AWAY. I have reached my follow limit and will continue following every day until I catch up! Thanks to all for following, retweeting, and everything else in-between! #Kamala2024 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Genius. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ric Flair did it better Donald.
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@CoffeyTimeNews @espn @Disney . @PatMcAfeeShow — lame attempt to retract the horrible comments by . @AaronRodgers12 . You both are worthless fucking cunts.
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@DennisStall @Abysmal_Siren @TheAnaBraga @JoeyMannarinoUS That moment this fucking clown realizes he just called himself an immigrant. Now, run along and fuck your sister. 🤣
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@Valster57 @Bubblebathgirl @rawsalerts Where do you people come up with this shit!?
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I would pay Russia to take him.
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How many prisoners can we get for this Russian?
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@Mikethewander1 @itsmorganariel You know she gets “plowed in the butt” on her OF page. 🤣🤣🤣
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Dear MAGAts, Enjoy Madam Vice President Harris’ historic inauguration speech next year! Signed, Real Americans #KamalaHarrisForPresident2024 #KamalaHarrisHasMyVote
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Dani the Dem 🧩
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Imagine being so fukn delusional that laughing is seen as a bad quality in someone 🤦🏼‍♀️. That’s what trumpers have to go on with Kamala…LAUGHING. All those disgusting qualities Trump has, and they’re focused on Harris’s laugh. SO PATHETIC 😂🤣
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@uncle_june I love the fact every time he tells a joke, he has to tell retell the joke to someone to ensure they heard it. 🤣🤣🤣
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This 💯!
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We are a nation of immigrants. There is no one, aside from natives, who is 100% American.
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Please vote #HarrisWalz2024 to end the hate, divisiveness, and greed of the Trump family. #WeAreNotGoingBack
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪
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Vote blue, It will take prison to get him off the TV and out of our lives.
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Boycott these inbred, racist motherfuckers. #FirehouseSaloon
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Hello Racists! We found you! You asked what WE were gonna do about you telling a Black man where the #HangingTree is & then laughing when he was traumatized. Let me hit this @yelp page right quick. #FirehouseSaloon in Virginia City, NV where white supremacists LOVE to hang!
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@atensnut No cursing on holiday weekend, tomato titties.
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@_ChudCruz_ @RepMTG You knew it was coming as soon as I saw this!.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@boohoo2255 I will bring the pistachio pudding!
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Trump left his own platform and suddenly the market share dropped drastically!? That’s definitely the fault of the VP and democrats’ ploy to ruin DJT! Fuck, I can’t even type that shit without actually laughing out loud! 🤣🤣🤣 #HarrisWalz2024 because I’m not a fucking moron.
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Trump comes back to twitter… And this happens to truth social stock 🤣🤣.
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@goldnpersephone Happy birthday! 🤣
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JFC — this is . @GOP Presidential pick. You people are fucking sheep. #HarrisWalz2024 — because they don’t ride around in a plane owned by a fucking pedophile.
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It’s not just weird. Trump flying around in an airplane previously owned by the estate of Jeffrey Epstein is some serious #TrumpPedoFiles shit. Where the fuck is mainstream media on this one? @CNN @MSNBC @CBS @FoxNews @ABC @nytimes @washingtonpost @latimes
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It is absurd to think we even need to say, “we are not going back.” Suffice to say I will be voting for #Kamala2024 to prevent these types of things from happening. GET OUT AND VOTE. 💙💙💙💙💙
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Dear white women: are you going to vote for the man who will take away your voice, career, money, choices and life? Last call for democracy! 🗳️
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@BoLoudon Translation: I love getting tea-bagged by old dudes.
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@A1991Leo @RyanShead Hey moron, you are a hypocritical piece of fucking garbage. Go fuck yourself.
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. @elonmusk — hey fuckrag, why are you throttling me!?
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@EastEndJoe It’s going to recover, unlike Donald’s “pole.”
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@LePapillonBlu2 Yes, although I do take great pleasure in watching him stick his foot in his fucking mouth every other sentence. Also, actual footage of Steven Cheung trying to breathe life back into Trump’s campaign! 😂😂😂
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Okay friends! What does everyone think of graying hair in men? I am asking because I’m starting to look a bit like #PaulieWalnuts with his wings.. 🤣🤣🤣
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@KerriPalm Holy fuck! Glad to hear you are recovering! I developed pancreatitis after I was in a car accident and had to have my gallbladder removed. It was NOT fun!
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@Lilith_Atheist 😂😂 Seriously, though, I believe it is much easier to debunk those myths, especially with the technology we have today.
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@elisabethinwa @TheRealThelmaJ1 Well, I’m all grown up now. 🤣🤣🤣
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@BrentTerhune For the first 10 seconds or so, I was thinking, “uh oh, here we go.” Then, you said, “Joe Biden and Barack Obama 69-ing..” and I lost it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the laugh, bro!
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@bluhue123 Fellow veteran here! 💙💙💙💙💙
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They’ve gone full Karen on Fox.
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@NotHoodlum “I want all sofas removed from the White House! Be gone with the sexual temptation, satan!” — J.D. Couch Cushion
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@Based_Jas @marklevinshow “Melania Trump is acting more like a thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model than an actual wife..” All better now.
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@EastEndJoe Did you do this!?!!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck! That’s fucking funny!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Actually laughing like this right now!
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@SuzanaD3 @acnewsitics JD recalling the time his wife made him get rid of his futon. 😂😂😂
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@sko_pi @RoxyAdelstein @theliamnissan Do you see Liam Neeson in the room with you now?
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@ChaoticLeftistW Accepting that he is gay? Of course. Accepting of everything else. No.
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@AuntSassyAss Did you check with chickens first because honestly, I feel as though they are getting the bad rap.. 🤣🤣
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@theoneJLake Couldn’t have said it better myself!
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