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@KiwiBreeder
Meredith
23 days
You have reached the page of an opinionated, bleeding heart liberal woman, mother, movie lover, cat person, and friend of the Oxford comma. The world is bigger than you. We are not enemies. Peace. ☮️
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 months
More silver each day! 🩶
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6 months
Birthday selfie! 52 years old today. My kids got me a framed Willem Dafoe picture, a pillow back massager, Olaf slippers and a laughing Olaf plushie! 😂🥰 They are the BEST - truly grateful.
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 months
52. Menopause. Me - filter free, make up free, self conscious free. What a relief!! I’m still as warm blooded and opinionated as I was when I was 22. Contrary to many a weak opinion, the only wall I’ve hit is the one I punched when my mom died in 2019. 💪🏼 for women! Cheers! 😁🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 months
Ready for my job interview! Appreciate any good juju you feel like sprinkling in my direction. 😁
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2 months
Can we just ask Pete Buttigieg to step in please? He could handle it.
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My name is Meredith. I am 52 years old, and I’m supporting VP Harris for President! 🇺🇸💙 Let’s go!! 💪🏼💪🏼
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My name is Frank Giugliano, I’m 47 years old and I’m supporting VP Harris in 2024! Who’s with me?
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@KiwiBreeder
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5 months
I just lost 7 followers in less than an hour. Here, let me lose more!! 😁💪🏼
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 month
Cinnamon and sugar? Copper and silver? Rust and metal?
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 year
My 51 year old skin and all it’s freckles and lines and spots can be softened by a little lighting in portrait mode. In fact I usually filter in that mode. Know what can’t be softened tho? My Crypt Keeper hands and my Morlock feet. There is no lotion or filter powerful enough.
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 months
Leaving my state of glum for good cheer. 🤞🏻🤞🏻 My hilarious brother is taking me to lunch. Prob too much cleavage for a family lunch lol but what are you gonna do?
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
Silver alert! I am not stopping it. It’s gonna be a rough transition for an auburn loving vain gal like me but I’m excited for the freedom from hair dye and my vanity’s expectations. 😁
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 months
I’m not religious so I’m asking a genuine question I do not understand. What is religions problem with sex for enjoyment? There’s a reason nerve endings are so sensitive in our nether regions and that we have orgasms. So what’s the issue?
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 month
When you’re a 52 year old woman about to have a date a portable fan is a necessity. 🥵😅
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@KiwiBreeder
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5 months
Bright eyed and bushy tailed once again! Yay! Thanks for listening to me whine for the past 11 days. 😁💪🏼 If you zoom into my scalp you can see about a half inch of silver coming in. 👵🏼
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 days
Going out with my son to watch a band and see some old college mates. ☺️ I have so many teeth!
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 years
@matthaig1 Thoughts are not facts. It’s still tough for me to always wrap my head around it but it helps me stay out of dark rabbit holes at times.
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@KiwiBreeder
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5 months
I am starting the next chapter of my life. Just got divorced. Sold my half of the home I’ve owned since 2001. Looking for a new job/career. Perfect time to let my hair go natural! My fellow middle aged women who went natural/silver/gray, you glad you did? Look at the beauty! 🩶
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 years
Today’s my birthday. 49 and feeling peachy! 🧡☺️
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 months
I could keep posting about the tragic situation we Americans find ourselves in or…I could post another selfie! 😜 Let me indulge my vanity to take me outta my despair. Off to assist in a horror movie shoot today! The fictional world of horror is a nice respite from the real. 🩶
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@KiwiBreeder
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17 days
Ready for Alien Romulus. I have no Alien xenomorph t shirt like a good geek so I’m choosing red for a bloody good time! ♥️😁🎥
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 months
Denim. Always a fan. 💙
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
@TheEcho13 They reply in defensiveness rather than trying to understand why women are choosing the bear. It’s not misandry, it’s life experience. We know the nature of the bear. We never know if that male stranger is a good guy or bad guy. Even if we think we know - Yukon, OK for example.
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 month
My bff added a few more baby lights and red highlights to help the transition from auburn to silver. #CinnamonSugar
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 year
Such a beautiful ending to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. ❤️
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@KiwiBreeder
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6 months
Happy St. Paddy’s weekend! 🍀
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
@paulinaporizkov Love your light, Paulina. ❤️ 50 here. And it’s taken me 50 years to be okay with me just as I am. 🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 months
@notcapnamerica She is hilarious!
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2 months
As if I’d miss National Selfie Day! 😅 Bout to go to the gym so yall are getting make up free selfie. #NationalSelfieDay
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
Bigfoot in big red heels! 😁
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
Hi Yo Silver!
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 months
Greetings and Happy Friday from a bitter old hag with an outspoken mouth and a heart of gold! 🥰 Hehe. I’m going to try to behave today and block instead of engage but I’ve already failed. So…starting right now! Cheers. 😁
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
#NewProfilePic Sick of the hat. 😁
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 months
Phase 1 of silver blending complete! My BFF did an amazing job! 12 weeks until next treatment. She added baby lights, toned it, treated it, cut it, and styled it! ❤️❤️
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 months
Hello June!! 🌈
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
How many times have you been in love? Not infatuation or lust. Pure love. Romantic and unconditional. Heart and brain. Circulatory system and nervous system affected. A love that made you a poet. A musician. An artist. The kind that kept pain as a constant maybe. Me? Twice.
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
@ask_aubry Jesus. Is this guy 15?
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@KiwiBreeder
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6 months
Last photo of my mom and me taken from her hospital bed. She died 3 weeks later from lung cancer. This photo was exactly 5 years ago today. While mom was alive we (mom and her 5 kids) celebrated The Oscars as a family holiday. 1976 when Rocky won was my first Oscar memory.
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
@AnthonyCumia Whoever she was, the black woman who rejected you, was SMART. Beautiful women are all over the world. Now go take a look in the mirror and ask your reflection why you’re so ugly inside and out?
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 months
Interview was 1.5 hours dang!! How I managed to not have to pee is nothing short of a miracle, lol. It went great and I really like him and the company. But I cannot gauge how he feels about me so I wait…lol. Thanks to all who have been so supportive! 🥰🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 months
Blue readers for movie night with my kids. 🤓😁
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 month
I suppose based on this Pete Buttigieg should have more voting power than Lindsey Graham. Right?
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
@DrProudman It’s a huge age gap but she’s an adult and if he wasn’t grooming her when she was under age then to each his own. I’ve dated men 20 years younger than me in my forties and fifties, & I see the judgment on people’s faces but it’s no one’s business. 😬😬I prefer men my age tho.
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@KiwiBreeder
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9 months
On a little mini vacation and going out tonight! ☺️
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 years
Good morning. 300 days sober today. Only 65 days left to hit that 1 year goal. I have learned to be sober through every holiday, birthday, celebration this year. So excited. 😁 Thanks for cheering me on. ❤️
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 months
Men - I am curious about your opinions on this. Would this flatter you or freak you out? I mean if it were a man who did this I think women would be unnerved for sure.
@NoCapFights
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Red flag behavior 🚩
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 months
This is why I work out at home. Guys, don’t do this. He said his workout buddies agreed? Not one dude told him he was out of line?
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Wait he thinks she was out of line?
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 months
Going for pink glamour this Christmas Eve in honor of my favorite movie of 2023: Barbie. (Tied with Godzilla Minus One). Cheers! 😁
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@KiwiBreeder
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3 years
Hi Twitter friends. I did it. 1 year sober today!! First photo was taken yesterday. 2nd photo was a year ago all bloated and red faced. I dropped 35 pounds in this year of sobriety, and kept my depression at bay. Thank you to all of you who have cheered me on. I’m grateful. 🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
Today’s the day! Sorry for being insufferable while there is so much pain in the world. 3 years ago I wasn’t sure if I’d make it out of massive grief. But I did. You know I had to take a selfie today lol. 50 years old. I went filter free because I’m owning these lines dammit! 🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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8 months
Been on Twitter since 2011 & am grateful to so many lovely people from all over the world I’ve met in that time. Thank you for your kindness. PS - proof I can selfie in a buttoned up shirt! 😁 Happy New Year - I hope humanity wins & Sir David Attenborough lives forever! 🥰🥰🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
What’s the coolest, or scariest, or most unique animal you’ve seen fairly up close in the wild?
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@KiwiBreeder
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17 days
This is us 15 years ago! 😍 All the cliches are true. They grow up so fast. 🥹
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@KiwiBreeder
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4 months
Movie mates - do you remember Murder by Death? We loved this movie as kids - my siblings and I. Peter sellers! Elsa Lanchester! Peter Falk! Alec Guinness! Eileen Brennan (also in Clue, hey!) James Coco, and Truman freaking Capote! #RoomIsFilledWithEmptyPeople
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@KiwiBreeder
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5 months
I’m probably going to regret this…but it’s Friday so fuck it! What say you, gentlemen? 😅
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5 months
Look how happy I am to have to do 3 sets of taxes today! 😁 #Procrastinator #ImBetterWithWordsThanNumbers
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 year
@ask_aubry I would definitely not want to run into this guy in a parking lot.
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@KiwiBreeder
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5 months
This asshole is just mad because he’s so ugly. The wizard forgot to give him a heart and a brain as well. I bet I could kick his ass and I’m a 52 year old pacifist with sciatica.
@robbi_fahey
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Nick Fuentes (friend of Kanye West) says that when his America First movement takes power, all non-Christians will be executed: "When we take power, they need to be given the death penalty. They must be absolutely annihilated when we take power."
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@KiwiBreeder
Meredith
8 months
Men, I implore you, please read a biology book - it’s important. Jesus Christ.
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8 months
Umm...
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@KiwiBreeder
Meredith
9 months
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my Twitter homies who celebrate. Thank you all for your kindness, friendship, and support throughout the years! I’m truly grateful. Have a lovely day. 🥰
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@KiwiBreeder
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2 years
Watching RRR. 40 minutes in, the movie title finally shows up and it’s glorious! I just had to pause to tell ya. Ok back to it!
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5 months
My oldest son spent the night last night to be here with us for the eclipse today. Since I had all of my babies together this morning I had no choice but to make their favorite. 😍 #FrenchToast #HappyMom !
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7 months
2 gal Super Bowl party! I’m rooting for the Chiefs not because Taylor and Travis but because I would love for Wilford Brimley to win his 3rd Super Bowl before the Cocoon aliens come get him. 🥰
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3 years
My 12 year old daughter did my son’s Heath Ledger Joker make up. I think she did a great job!!
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3 years
Tangled up in blue
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9 months
@_emilyrarick It’s not dumb to point out your hypocrisy. I am sorry you had a rough time with your decision. That is heartbreaking. You can be pro-life all you want now. That is your choice. Advocating to remove that choice from all other women is wrong.
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2 years
How come Tramell Tillman wasn’t nominated for an Emmy? He’s fantastic. #Severance
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3 months
At the beach with 2 of my babes. 🩷🩵
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@KiwiBreeder
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22 days
I think I’ve had enough of this hellhole today. To those of you who are kind? Thank you. Everyone else? You make me lose the tiny shreds of hope I hold onto. Good lord people are so much shit.
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@KiwiBreeder
Meredith
9 months
Quote tweet with the most iconic photo of you. I don’t know if this one is iconic but it does have meaning (I can’t explain in a tweet) so…
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Quote tweet the most iconic photo of you
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@KiwiBreeder
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6 months
Happy Friday! In a purple mood. Here’s a purple movie line my brother has never stopped imitating since childhood. Movie genre: ‘70s Thriller/Drama “Purple. I like purple.” 💜
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4 months
Going to deactivate for a bit later- don’t want my virtual friends here to think something happened to me. Fighting some blues & nastiness of Twitter/X is getting to me. There’s no escape from it while browsing. Here’s hoping replacing X with the gym will help. 🤞🏻 💪🏼❤️
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10 days
Blocking a lot of accounts today. I can make my Twitter experience as peaceful as I want. 🥰
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5 months
Having a geek filled day with my 3 kids and taking Grogu for a ride on my boobs! 😜 I’ve been on a posting spree this morning. Enjoy the quiet time while I’m away breathing in the sights and sounds of real life. ❤️
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 year
Hello. This is a look of determination. Day freaking 2 of permanent sobriety. I hate that poison I’ve been ingesting for 35 years (only stopping with 3 pregnancies and 2 hiatuses in between.) Not looking back. 💙
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@KiwiBreeder
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1 year
It’s this simple.
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6 months
@swd2 @TheJackieBrown9 What does Jesse Waters know about being a manly man? He is coochie repellant.
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5 months
Everyone took such great photos of the eclipse except for me. Here’s mine. It looks like my right boob when I see photos of my crush, lol. I’m going to regret this tweet aren’t I?
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1 year
@TheRickyDavila @MaryMargaretGil My 18 year old son who just graduated high school in May and has $56 in his bank account donated $5. 😂 So sweet. I only know this because his account is connected to mine and I had to transfer some errand money to him. He does care about movies
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6 months
In a sentimental mood. Although I’m about to be officially divorced (amicably) I’d not have my 3 beautiful babies had I not met the sweet Kiwi. Always liked this photo. My baby is about to turn 15! 😍
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7 months
It’s a cool blue filter for a cool blue gal. 🩵
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9 months
Guys you won’t believe what I learned today. Beaker is a guinea pig. A GUINEA PIG! What the what??
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8 months
Smartly dressed to walk to my gym in this balmy -5 degree weather! 🥶🌬️ Hehe.
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8 months
@CraigTapscott 100%!! And they are missing out on some awesome give and take if they’d just let themselves live, and let live (by the golden rule)
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6 months
So my ex and I met for breakfast to get our final divorce papers signed in front of a notary. He picked me up and we started cracking up because we were dressed alike! Red shirts, gray pants, gray shoes. 😂 total doofuses the both of us.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Betcha anything he wants her to shave her lady bits and arm pits.
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1 year
A beautiful morning in northern Illinois. 🥰 Have a wonderful Saturday!
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6 months
Oh those naughty devils…
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🤣🤣🤣💃
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5 months
I like sandwiches. She’s cute tho just how she is.
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Ladies, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
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19 days
After reading some of the MAGA reactions to the TrumpElon Telethon I’m convinced Trump could shit on the stage during the debate with Kamala, fling poo at the hosts, and still be told he’s a great brilliant man who is a Christian patriot. I’m beyond trying to understand anymore.
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3 years
@ThatEricAlper A Fish Called Wanda.
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8 months
And while I’m at it the greatest religious joke i know. 😂 I’m open for new jokes tho! 😁 By Emo Philips
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1 month
I think Mark Kelly would be the most outstanding VP pick for Kamala. It puts a senate seat at risk but he’s such a tremendous candidate. Navy Captain, astronaut, Senator. AZ will just have to find another awesome person - maybe Mark’s twin Scott Kelly? 😜
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Holy cow - thank you all so much! It went extremely well. 1.5 hours of talking and I felt so comfortable the whole time. It will be a lot of work but I’m ready for it. Just will have to give up my Twitter time and save it for evenings/nights.😜 Onto a zoom interview next…💪🏼
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1 year
@stkirsch Maybe your breath stinks?
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5 months
Here’s the real make up. It’s a bit dramatic for me but she can make eyes pop! 😃
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4 months
Excellent reminder. ❤️
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