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@I_Know_A_Dude

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Embodied energy, wannabe Chef, Dasher extraordinare, cat rescuer, thespian. Lost everything, but still continue. I follow back. Lean left, and mourn America.

North Carolina, USA
Joined May 2016
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2 years
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not just period tracker apps that tell when you're pregnant. All major retail stores (loyalty programs) track your purchases and can also tell if you are pregnant. That way they can direct coupons specifically for you.
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@jiggyjayy2 Nah, it's the her admitting she played with it when he was a baby that got me. 🤦
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@ask_aubry Can almost guarantee he makes posts wondering why girls won't give a "nice guy" like him a shot.🤦
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@ask_aubry She should clean out his "hobby room" so he can "grow up", and have a nursery when the kid comes for visitation. Cause ain't no way she should stay in that relationship, he doesn't care about her as a person.
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@KeneAkers DEI is their way of saying what they don't have the balls to actually say... Ironically enough, Dale Earnhardt Inc, was the first use of DEI. 🤷
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10 months
@NoContextHumans Wank Hard. Wank Hard 2. Wank Hard With a Vengeance!
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@iamAtheistGirl If they are in the maternity ward, they are close to giving birth. This dude inventing his own "late term abortion" story and thinks it bolsters his own argument. I've said it before, I'll say it again, they aren't sending their best. 🤦
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@ask_aubry I'm betting "I let the good lord get a hold of my heart" tells me the dad is probably why the young man needs therapy. He's an adult, his business is no longer yours.
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@TheTVAddicted I'm just hoping the part we don't see is "dear old dad" getting the brakes beat off him backstage left.
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@KarlBarthVEVO I'm currently 38 hours alcohol free. This after drinking at least half a fifth of rum every night since Nov. 11, 2021. Every. Single. Night. The insomnia has already started, headache too. It's only going to get worse before it gets better. So now y'all know one.
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@EricTrump Your dad buried your mother on a golf course, but do keep talking.
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@theliamnissan 98% of internet statistics are made up on the spot.
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9 months
@ask_aubry 5-10 minutes... This guy setting that bar HIGH! If his wife IS getting it somewhere else, GOOD FOR HER!!
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@Rainmaker1973 The engineers who designed this are very lonely. 😔
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4 months
@turtisjackson Just say you don't like him because he's black and be done with it. Stop tiptoeing around it. We already know.
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@kirawontmiss Because tipping has been the way of this land for 30+ years... If you can't afford to tip, knowing that's the culture, you don't need to be eating out. We can't make employers pay more, without a major shift in our economy. If you still choose NOT to tip, it goes back to the
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@BARBEYLVR @jiggyjayy2 Watch to the end, even says it's the "best part of be mom to a boy".
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10 months
@ask_aubry If the gifts aren't the same amount (for the sane damn birthday), you're showing favoritism. Maybe if he had a relationship with his daughter, she'd know the value of money, and would use a car to get herself a job to bring in more money. But he did not bother to talk to her,
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@zachsilberberg My dude was aiming for him... No other excuse. 🤷
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@tatereeves Yes, deny healthcare coverage to the "least among us", just like your Jesus said...
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@ostarali @simonharris_mbd Look who has "Main Character Syndrome"! It's you, Alice.
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@TizzyEnt Wonder what relationship she has with the current prosecutor...
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11 months
@ask_aubry When a customer meets me outside as a DoorDasher, I ALWAYS ask the name, too many folks are willing to steal someone else's food.
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@RepNancyMace Ummm, I think someone has misled you about what the gop is the party of. Diversity is welcome in no way, shape or form. Need proof, look at all of your gop "leaders", now tell me how diverse they are. 😂
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Except with women, and people of color, and LGBTQ, and intellectuals, and teachers, and doctors, and college professors, and librarians.... Other then that, we'll leave you alone... A gay man saying that is really something else.🤣 We NEED to see the kompromat!
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@ask_aubry This dude gives major vibes....
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@CompletedStreet Well the US is run by corporations, their primary concern is profit. Customers, employees, innovation all come after the bottom line. So "work-life" balance in America is not really important to most companies. That's why we can't have nice things. 🤷
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@SenMullin @ComfortablySmug You ammosexuals are something else man. 😂😂😂
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@piper4missouri All my 4 kids came via C-section. When they were doing the first, they pulled something from my wife that looked like a head, and set it to the side, I was freaked out! Then they pulled the baby out, and put whatever the first thing was back. My hernia surgery was LESS invasive.
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@stabfreeman Imagine h*tting your thumb with a hammer... Take away the pain, but leave the swelling, throbbing, and feeling like your thumb could burst. That's kinda what it's like. 🙂
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@ask_aubry But.... But.... But, he's won a lot at Rocket League today, won't someone think of that?!? 😭 🤦
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@William_E_Wolfe Nah, we're good. GFY.
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@banalplay "Some people just like to watch the world burn." You are one of those people, you don't want a better world, you want what you think you deserve. Entitlement is never a good look. I hope you don't get what you want, BUT, if you do, I hope you get everything you deserve 👍
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@daughter_ion Wait until you watch a male Cardinal taking a seed to his mate, like "Hey, babe, I found one of the ones you like!" 🥰
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@_juicyanna @jiggyjayy2 Wish to the gods I was. 😞
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@johnrich Does it ever bother you, that you went from being a chart topping musical artist (albeit 20 years ago), to just another Twitter troll? That's gotta sting a bit. 🤣
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ See, even your own party knows you're irrelevant. That's gotta sting. 🤣🤣🤣
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@RepSwalwell They think about other men's genitalia so much.....
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@HippieReligious Don't tell other people how to live their lives. You aren't in charge of anyone but yourself. 👍
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@KristanHawkins How many Catholic Priests have molested children? 🤔
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@RyanWaltersSupt @prageru Imagine thinking citing PragerU as a reliable source. 🤣🤣 You're a joke. 🤣
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@TheBethPhoenix But... but... where's the dog?!?
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@JayPharoah It's almost like we can still hear him. 🥲
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@KindaHagi Well you seem like a horrible person. So glad you were comfortable enough to share how horrible you are with the world. 👍
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1 year
@InternetH0F This is almost exactly like my story. Though it started with 9 months homeless in hotels, then got the apartment and air mattress. Was a few months before we got a bed. Onward and upward. 🙂
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@Riley_Gaines_ And you peaked in high school. 🤷
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@souljaboy I saw multiple posts telling you to listen to the whole interview. If you gonna flex big bruh, you should at least read what folks are saying to you. Or be fake. 🤷
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@JoeMyGod @notcapnamerica Boy, that whole group sure has taken a licking lately, haven't they? 👀
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@ask_aubry Stop the Earth, I wanna get off.
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@SpeedyMorman "Where's my hug?" Idk, I'm a hugger. 😁
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@ask_aubry And it's SO fucking common. E en when I worked for one of the "big 3" pizza companies, people were always trying to steal someone else's food. 😔
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@VictorVillaDev @benryanwriter @charliekirk11 Feel sorry for any women in your life, since relationships are only about sex. What a sad life.
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@_wake_up_USA The guy that f*cked a porn star while his former porn star wife was having his kid? The "grab 'em by the p*ssy" guy? The dude that bragged about being backstage at a TEEN beauty pageant and bragged about them being undressed? We have different definitions of "class".
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@davo_arid "She didn't mind, and actually told me" He's like three texts away from sending a pic...
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@WalshFreedom @fred_guttenberg You're asking teachers to do what the trained cops at Uvalde were too scared to do. The same teachers your side vilifies, and doesn't want to pay... Yea, that's a great idea.. 🤦
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@NicoDelgadoAZ You guys are so adorable! But I thought republicans were against being "woke". Have any of you hit puberty yet? 😂
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@tedcruz It's disgusting you using a literal tragedy for political gain, but it's on brand I guess. What a sorry disgrace of a human you are, Rafael.
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@GigaBasedDad Just so you know, I don't give a f*ck what the bible says. I don't let works of fiction tell me how to live. You're welcome to, but I will not. 🖕
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@laurenboebert Look, I get it. I've been there, groping my girl's boobs while she awkwardly played with my willy... of course I was a teenager at the time, and not a part of the United States government, so I guess there's a tiny bit of difference... Of course I wasn't one to tout "family
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@ask_aubry Someone's parents signed the "opt out" note for sex Ed because they didn't want their precious angel "corrupted". 🤦
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@ChefReactions FFS, why not just make a compound butter with the herbs (and 1 stick of butter), and put that UNDER the skin?? 🤦
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@tedcruz And all of Rafael Cruz posts are paid for by Putin.
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@teflonn_don You got osteoporosis or something dude? Cause you sound brittle...
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@GregAbbott_TX Now do it for cops!!
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@ByronDonalds I thought Abbot and Desantis were the ones shipping immigrants all over the country on the taxpayer dime... Or do those trips not count? 🤔
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@FrankLuntz Nothing in that statement is wrong. 🤷
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@KarlBarthVEVO Thank you, going to give it all I got. ❤️
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10 months
@williamlegate If there was a hell, that song would be on repeat on the long elevator ride down. 😂
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Because the parents of the victims are against it being released. Why do you want to victimize these people again?
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@BridgetAZiegler Transparency? Y'all gonna release the videos?!?
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10 months
@0liviajulianna She isn't interested in solutions, or even helping the country. She's all about sound bites, and the gotchas, but he's not falling for it. I also like the whole time he's saying "great, let's get together and work on fixing this", and she says "no, I don't want to work with
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@lavern_spicer She was breaking into a secure section of the building, and was told to get back. Why you leave that part out of your race baiting? 🤔
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@JUNlPER But it also has the makings of the most epic flash mob in history. 🤔🤣
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@lips_lying @jiggyjayy2 I said nothing about sexually, I said "playing with it" I dgaf what the context is, playing with your child's genitalia, in any way, at any age, is absolutely WRONG! You think that baby can't feel that sh*t?!? 🤦
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@EvanPrinciple Nah, "it's small, leave me alone" got me. 🤣🤣
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@MarcusBergman9 @Mr_Barcode @NoContextBrits And there are a frighteningly large amount of unattractive guys who think they deserve a woman that looks "at least" that good. 🤦
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@mtgreenee Nah, I'm good. I respect my marriage, my country, and my fellow Americans... You should try even ONE of those! 👍
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@DaveAtherton20 @ninaturner What business is that of yours? Do you demand a list of where the tax dollars the multi billion corporations are getting in subsidies? Or are only poor people not worthy? 🤔
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@euphorixa Yea, and unless they tip well, there's a very good chance that order will sit for a LONG time before it's picked up.
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@_celia_bedelia_ What in the actual fruck??? We had four children, love them dearly. Also have had, and do have multiple pets. While not quite on the same level as our kids, they are family. Might actually be above our siblings in the ranking of family, but they love us unconditionally, our
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@MuellerSheWrote As a Dasher, I generally don't look too closely if there is other stuff at the door. I deliver to a lot of houses with Amazon, UPS, etc packages sitting at the door. Sometimes even food, now I'm wondering if I should start checking. 🤔
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@Waaldo85 @Karmatrumpsgod How selfish of you. There are multiple options for adoption, but you think you are "owed" some other woman's uterus because of you, or your wife's inadequacies. Talk about a slap in the face.... All those kids in foster care that need homes now? Your pissing all over them. 🤷
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Well lucky for you, you ARE judged by the content of your character... And you are seriously lacking.
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@JasonIsbell I'm still struggling with step one. Folks like you let me know it's not unachievable. Thank you for that. ❤️
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@Yeahyea68989398 @monkeegroupies @FabbyGreeman666 @manesca__ @SadJediShark Lucky for humanity, with a personality like yours, you'll never have to face that option. Bragging about being dishonorable is such a weird flex.
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@StevenBorden85 @Sting Both of you killed it! I can understand if neither of you want to be a wrestler, but if you did, you would be SO over. I also respect how much you both put in training for this spot. Your father is a very blessed man, y'all did him proud!
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@JennaEllisEsq As someone who caught it... ummm, in the way you did, maybe joking about it is maybe not the best look. 🤷
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@LolOverruled Pssst, check out the profits grocery companies are making. Biden has nothing to do with that, that would be communism. Also he doesn't set what the corporation you work for is paying you, check their profits too. ✌️
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@JonnyRoot_ It's not your job, responsibility, or business to comment on anyone's family. The fact that you feel entitled to do so, is everything that is wrong with this country.
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@StephenKing Home is where your heart is, a house is where your stuff is. As someone who has been unhoused, (luckily we were able to afford a hotel room for those 9 months) I've never not had a home. Hope that helps! Huge fan of yours! Fun fact: Had a St. Bernard when we watched Cugo on
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@lavern_spicer @BaloneyTony305 @JoeyMannarinoUS This has got to be embarrassing for you. You think anyone believes that lie? 😂
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10 months
@mtgreenee Fear mongering.... So easy, a cave woman can do it! - Geico
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11 months
@BUZZNET The amount of folks bragging they would injure, or even kill a cat for biting them is really disheartening. I hope NONE of y'all have pets, or kids. Disgusting people. 🤦
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@Earth_Updates Gods I could so use this update! 😔
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8 months
@MeachamDr Dollar General, Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, and the flea market, like they've always done. 🤷
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@NadyaByznezz @BillEigel It's literally over the counter, usually "hanging out* with the pregnancy tests. I've had customers order it from DoorDash.
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@nathaliejacoby1 Rejected him since I first started learning about him in the '80's and early '90's, when he was a Democrat. 🤷
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