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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
2 years
Clocked in for today
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@teflonn_don
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9 months
I think depression and anxiety could be partly cured by financial stability.
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Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:
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@teflonn_don
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1 year
Mind you, they charge you $150 at the shop for this service.
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2 years
2 degrees but yet don’t know how to follow instructions
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@teflonn_don
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7 months
Crazy part is that women would dead ass hit all these stores in one day 💀
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7 months
girl math = “i need to run errands” .
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@teflonn_don
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5 years
Idk why white people lack awareness but no mentally sane individual chill at the crib with timbs on.
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6 months
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
I don’t think you’re ready to date if you’re getting upset cause someone didn’t hit you up for 4 days.
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8 months
@LonerMike_ @MS_KIARADELGADO Gluttony at its finest 😭
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
@Salute_DeezNutz When he linked up with her after sending the $300
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2 years
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
Y’all breaking up with y’all man if he does this?
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@teflonn_don
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5 months
@fauxfresh These two were undefeated, what a time.
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@teflonn_don
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1 year
@sonofmethusael Imagine being a grown ass adult stalking celebrities for breaking news 😂
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
Umar on his ass 😂😂
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
Do y’all feel like the parents of the child should pay for the damages here??
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
@2GeminiSides This is already a difficult exercise but with bad form and heavy weight?? A recipe for disaster
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2 years
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
This isn’t an excessive amount of salmon??
@layyon12
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6 months
Smash or Pass ? 🥰
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@teflonn_don
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4 months
@GAFollowers Real life
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
2 years
Her using past rape trauma and failing to accept accountability for being wrong all in one sequence is crazy.
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this shit really happened to me because i asked a woman if she somehow didn’t see the line of people she just cut at the register
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
How do you tell your girl that you don’t care about her work beef with her co workers?
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2 years
@Farda_Alphonso Bro is mad i tell you 😂😂😂
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@teflonn_don
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10 months
@spicebae_ Pauly D
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@teflonn_don
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5 years
Pay rent or Black Friday shopping? Choose wisely
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@teflonn_don
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4 years
Android users always tryna prove a point. Honestly we don’t care 😂🤣
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
Gas prices rising, rent steady increasing, and recession hitting, how are y’all having baby fever at this current moment?
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@teflonn_don
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4 years
Joe Biden wanna cancel student debt but what about all the people that paid it off? like do we get a reimbursement or a credit?
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2 years
@SaycheeseDGTL Why ask for immunity???
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3 years
@Salastheboss @changeditagain “y’all boys still tryna go in there?” 😭😭😭
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5 years
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1 year
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6 months
@okimstillhungry I’d turn into this person real quick
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
9 months
@jraeneal There are so many triggers and each person underlying diagnosis is different. With that being said, I’d rather cry in a Porsche 🤝🏾
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
1 year
There’s no scenario where rice and spaghetti makes sense.
This fat as fuck right.?
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
1 year
Get her some chicken nuggets otw home and she will be ready to go.
@JMGarciaXII
Cobain.
1 year
Your girl after promising you all the freaky shit when y'all go out 😂
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
90% on the parents, 10% on the driver.
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@teflonn_don
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4 years
Me going to sleep knowing that Dre dead #PowerTV
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1 year
@AoTJewels Eren said
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4 years
Why did Fury just lick this niggah???? #WilderFury
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2 years
@always_selenaaa When y’all gone take accountability for men cheating?
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@teflonn_don
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9 months
Please remember, to each it’s own ❤️
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@teflonn_don
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4 years
@taijachanel Honestly court order say it was that or child support.
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
Am I the only one that doesn’t see the vision?
@fentikior
kior 🫦
6 months
omggg i need to try this
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3 years
@KaeliiKo Bro said lie to me again
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
Getting her a Christmas gift, her birthday in January and Valentine’s day around the corner after that. When does it ever stop???
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@teflonn_don
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1 year
You see how she beat up her niggah and not the side chick? Appropriately done.
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
@BryantBrady4 😂😂😂😂😭 them shits ain’t accredited
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1 year
I thought this was an organ.
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@teflonn_don
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3 years
Ladies, simplicity in a relationship goes a long way.
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@teflonn_don
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9 months
While we all here, please check on your strong friends today.
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@teflonn_don
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1 year
Damn y’all really willing to die single than to settle?
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@teflonn_don
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10 months
Expecting your girl to cook for you after she also left her 9-5 is delusion at its upmost.
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@teflonn_don
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3 years
*me adding Tory Lanez back to my apple library*
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2 years
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4 years
I wish people would understand after a long day of work, some people just want silence for the rest of the entirety of the day.
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9 months
Are you obsessed with giving people gifts??
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@teflonn_don
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6 years
Drakes duet on March 14: “No one to guide me, I’m all alone No one to cry on, i need shelter from the rain to ease the pain of changing from a boy to a man” Me:
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@teflonn_don
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6 years
@theosmoov @GGAMOUR The first “that was a lie” had me like
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@teflonn_don
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4 years
@AyooShanti_ I’m completely understand and see you perspective but ima still need my coins ran back 😭
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
9 months
It’s time to mute this, y’all be safe tho
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11 months
@Zazamyodor It’s just your turn.
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2 years
@JanelsStudio @BlackdiasporaV1 All she needed was a reason.
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@teflonn_don
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2 years
Send her $50 so she can get her nails done today 🫶🏾
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@teflonn_don
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5 months
In all seriousness, what y’all think about this?
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1 year
Sending her money for her nails and hair just because >>>>
@Kid_L3jin
stone-cold steeve austin 🥶
1 year
giving flowers just because >>
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@teflonn_don
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11 months
Ladies what’s stopping you from doing this?
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9 months
Idk who needs to hear this but you beat depression once, you can beat it again.
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1 year
Please stop moving to South Florida ain’t nothing out here.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
1 year
Texas, Florida & the Carolinas were the most moved to states in 2022. New York, Illinois, and New Jersey were the top states where people moved away from!
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
You guys think the gym helps your mood when you’re sad?
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10 months
If you weigh over 150, sitting on his face is off limits.
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2 years
@SaycheeseDGTL This is what i envision happening to Blac Chyna
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
4 years
Jamaican patties got nothing on these
@DJ_BMONEY
Ben 🅿️ezos™ 🇭🇹
4 years
Came back home to that PACK. 🔥
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@teflonn_don
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1 year
Men don’t get hard just by seeing they girl anymore?
@KameronBennett
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1 year
This look dangerous 😬🫣😆
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2 years
Y’all getting pregnant or getting drafted for WW3?
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@teflonn_don
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5 months
Now imagine how it beats when you stressing over dumb shit.
@drpenking
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8 months
A human heart awaiting transplant . This is how it beats inside your body, 24/7. The moment it ceases, you are dead.
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@teflonn_don
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1 year
I need one of these immediately
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6 months
@jadorejontele When Mel had to jump in and help him
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@teflonn_don
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9 months
Lack of personal accountability.
@MrMekzy_
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
9 months
What immediately tells you that a person wasn't raised right?
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@teflonn_don
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7 months
At this age, it’ll take me 2 days to recover from this meal.
@seleena6166
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7 months
Yall eating the whole plate? 😍😍😍
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@teflonn_don
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6 months
Most women get the ick when you say this.
@ihvamps
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energy >>>
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@PhatPussyBiiih Ion know, he ain’t hit her hard enough for me
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4 years
What is the purpose?
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5 years
@itsKhyamii This is exactly why it’s never that deep
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6 years
@Wiseguy_Wes “What are w......”
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1 year
Do you know how mad you gotta be to overhead throw a cart at somebody?
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6 months
@Bossbeckydotcom Why he had Ish stuttering? 😭🤣
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3 years
You see how she don’t start talking when he first walk in the crib, it’s the little things.
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@teflonn_don
Teflon Don
8 months
I may be wrong but i feel like the vast majority of people are not in love, they just don’t know how to be alone with the fear of feeling unloved and not understanding who they truly are.
@hashjenni
Jenni
8 months
What opinion about Dating will have you like this?
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