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David Speers just tried to "Gotcha"
#Murray
Watt on
#Insiders
.
Murray Watt, CORRECTLY, begins to state numbers related to Peter Dutton and how many criminals were released under his ministry. These numbers had only just become available - Speers was not prior aware of them. More
Oh,
#PaulKeating
, you absolute legend! Finally, someone has the guts to call out
#PeterDutton
for what he really is: a second-rate, destructive subhuman power-crazy dictator. Keating's words were a breath of fresh air for the majority of Aussies who have had enough of Dutton's
Probably one of the reasons
#EmmaAlberici
is no longer with the
#ABC
.
#MathiasCormann
shown to be a liar by the brilliant Emma Alberici
The Liberals had to destroy the ABC simply because it had journalists who wouldn't take their LNP propaganda shit
Peter Dutton lies, BIG lie in the first minute of his "Nuclear Plan (sic)" announcement.
He specifically says, and we quote: "Australians are paying the highest electricity prices in the world".
We checked, not online but CALLED electricity retailers IN THE UK, FRANCE, GERMANY
Peter Dutton tries to slip one past journalists and public. Journalists miss it completely.
Dutton went to the USA to attend a NATO meting: He's the opposition leader, not PM and not in government. What was he doing there in the first place?
Dutton says "people" asked why Albo
We have just finished going through the footage and transcript of
#PeterDutton
's "and crew"
#Nuclear
announcement.
Fuck, if the general public swallow this then they deserve what they get.
Right out of the gate Dutton spews a blatant bare faced lie and NOT ONE Journalist picks
Lot of whinging going on about
#BrittanyHiggins
payment but MAYBE I'm FKNG SENILE and lost all MY MARBLES and FORGET WHERE my fkng teeth are in the morning due to fkng DEMENTIA...
but I can't for the life of me recall who got the FOUR MILLION that
#ScottyTheConsultant
gave out
Who would you believe? Peter Dutton saying what Peter thinks Malinauskas says or what Peter Malinauskas actually says?
The deception is brazen:
Peter Dutton as quoted by The Australian: “If we win the election, it is clear to me that (South Australian Labor Premier) Peter
DUTTON NEEDS A DIARY MANAGER
Peter Dutton's Jet-Setting Hypocrisy: A Masterclass in Political Wankfuckery
Ah, Peter Dutton, the self-appointed crusader against the cost-of-living crisis, while simultaneously burning through taxpayer dollars faster than a bushfire in summer. Our
Remember "Worst health minister ever"?? Seems Peter Dutton was at least consistent.
Read this: "Judge Elizabeth Hollingworth didn’t hold back in her judgement. She described the non-disclosure as “a serious interference with the administration of justice.” 👈 Dutton, haha
Now
ABC's Misinformation Unleashed: Dissecting Crabb's Biased Take on Albo's Rally Appearance
Today, we're slicing through the thick fog of media bias with the precision of a samurai's blade, targeting none other than
#AnnabelCrabb
's latest ABC hit piece on our Prime Minister,
JANET ALBRECHTSEN writes
"If someone offered me the role of governor-general, I’d say shoot me now. If someone offered me that job because I’m a woman, I’d say shoot me again, please, to be doubly sure I’m dead."
Janet, have no fear, it's never going to happen on either count.
Peter Dutton gave his
#Budget
reply speech in parliament and the most notable thing was that he LIED, deceived and
#Misninformed
in the VERY first few sentences.
#PeterDutton
a man who coined the term
#Misspeak
outdid himself, only SECONDS in and BOOOM out he comes with a LIE>
@DavidColemanMP
Let's include David Speers in any explanation
ABC/Chair Kim Williams makes about compatibility of statements. Alrighty?
Oh, Speers is on your side, that won't work will it.
Now off you go David, do dome work.
Liberals: Masters of Rorting, Even from the Sidelines!
Just when you thought the
#LNP
couldn't stoop any lower, they've gone and outdone themselves. You'd think being out of government might slow down the rorts, but no, they've found yet another way to game the system. This
#SussanLey
gets ejected from
#QT
, we suspect on purpose so she could have her hair done.
Anthony Albanese:
Well, I almost feel like channelling the member for Melbourne at this point in time*. It’s got to be said, Mr Speaker. Because, the childishness of those opposite just
Ted O'Brien buys train ticket only o get aboard and wreck the fkr.
Ted joins David Speers in
#Insiders
and tells his first porky within 30 seconds, and it's a big fkr.
#PeterDutton
has enlisted
#PaulFletcher
in his role as Shadow Minister For Government Services to clean dislodged wax out of his ears after Clare O'Neil rattles the Buffoon's cage.
So you are all clear, THIS is why the
#MSM
and the Liberals are making stories up about Clare, she
This is who Simon Birmingham is, his post about
#JulianAssange
represents what a weak and insipid floppy slop Birmingham is.
Currently, the Shadow Minister for Foreign Affairs, and we'd assume if the LNP were elected as government at the next election that he'd be our Foreign
Someone pointed out that
#PeterDutton
is currently in the USA, we didn't know, we try not to follow his jet-setting.
But then we saw a post from the ABSENTEE stating he was attending a LOBBY group meeting. He didn't call it a LOBBY group but if it walks like a lobby group, talks
Somehow, the story of the "Federal police investigate $30 million government purchase of Western Sydney Airport land - " popped up in the feed,
That story leads neatly into...
What Has
#PaulFletcher
Ever Done for Us? He's a Waste of Space
Alright folks,
Bridget McKenzie and Peter Dutton. That's the car dealer vote sewn up.
Bridget McKenzie charged the taxpayer just shy of $30,000 for her private plated car expenses in the year ended Dec 2023.
That's nearly $560 per week, what does she drive? a Toyota Hiroshima?
And now she's
According to TVFY,
#LindaReynolds
voted CONSISTENTLY AGAINST: :
(, and she says she's suing
#BrittanyHiggins
because of "damage to her reputation"??)
"Senator Reynolds launched two defamation proceedings in the WA Supreme Court against Ms Higgins and Mr
Peter Dutton's Nuclear Wet Dream: The Ultimate Fantasy - "Dutton and his pro-nuclear zealots are like kids playing with matches in a petrol station"
Ah, Peter Dutton, the man who brought you Border Force, now wants to bring you…nuclear power! That's right, folks, Dutton is
Liberal senator
#JaneHume
jet sets with
#JacintaPrice
with $21,000 300km luxury chartered jet trip to talk a meeting about
#CostOfLivingCrisis
If this had been
#Labor
ministers, the
#MSM
would have gone into orgasm mode and bleated for days, NOT A WHISPER apart from the Mail.
#AndrewBolt
JUST said live on TV, in support of
#PeterDutton
's raving about
#NuclearEnergy
this: Quote "The ONE big accident that's EVER happened with
#nuclear
was 38 years ago".
LOL. He's dead set fucking insane.
Putting aside that
#Chernobyl
of which he speaks was a disaster
#PeterDutton
's current job was once held by
#JohnHewson
. How the Liberals have slid since then.
John Hewson has a PHD in economics, he knows numbers and is rather bright. Peter Dutton failed four out of six subjects in his first year at QUT: computing for accounting, managerial
George Christensen, yeah you remember the guy who went to Manilla a lot while apparently working for the taxpayer, the guy who left the Nationals to Join Pauline Hanson's One Nation but didn't get anywhere (wonder why?) - Hang on a minute, is this guy a career public teat
#SussanLey
has gone all feigned "SShock horror"😲 over
#BillShorten
and the reported speechwriter expenses.
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE!
On the same basis that the reported 620k is being bandied around SUSSAN SSPENT nearly TWO POINT FIVE MILLION on expenses, yep, $2,309,868.00 to be
Matt Canavan wrote an article yesterday, in response to the
#Budget
, He shouldnt have. - Opinion: Budget billions handed out like we’re building a monorail.
Oh Matt, when will you l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶ shut up?
Oh, dear
#MattCanavan
. The man who consistently proves that just because you
Peter Van Onselen headlines with "‘Ugly’ Labor remains on course for re-election" We have no clue what he means by that but we are sure he does, somewhere in that liberal brain of his.
Bu then the paper fields a picture of Dutton for the article, which we think is someone at the
In September 2022 Peter Dutton stated that
#Canada
gets 60% of its power from
#Nuclear
. It doesn't, never has and never will. It gets less than 12% and that is reducing. Has anyone heard or seen Peter Dutton apologise for this lie*? we just don't want to criticize hin
Michael Rowland on
#ABC
right now interviewing
#SussanLey
on the urgent cabinet meeting which she is not attending today.
Rowland interviewed Steven Miles earlier and gave him one question on the cabinet meeting HE IS ATTENDING and only at the end of the interview YET gave
Boris Johnson appointed
#TonyAbbott
an adviser to Britain's Board of Trade. Unpaid mind you.
Now, we all know that Boris is a fruitcake and Tony is an overcooked sterile raisin but putting that aside, whatever made Boris think that a guy who has no trade background, has a degree
I'll tell you a little bit today and then some more when you can handle it, Ok?
VOTING AGE TO DROP TO 5 under new DUTTON plan
Peter Dutton is taking the piss with his Nuclear Energy plan and he thinks it's funny, We don't.
The 80-year lifespan LIE busted
We gave
#DanAndrews
a call to congratulate him on receiving the honour of Companion of the Order of Australia and chat about the effect it has had on the
#Cookers
, Rachel Baxendale and Steve Price who was last seen grabbing five casks of goonbag red to drown his sorrows. Have a
Sarah Williams schooled by USA avtivist group?
Navigating Ambition and Advocacy: The Complex Dynamics of Sarah Williams' Campaigns
#SarahWilliams
, a survivor of sexual abuse and the shouty leader behind the advocacy group What Were You Wearing? Australia (WWYW), stands at a
UPDATE:
Sales figures for
#ScottMorrison
's book are in. First month.
To put it in perspective, we have compared Scotty's sales to a good friend and confidant of his,
#GraceTame
, haha.
#ScottyFromDymocks
: Sales: 181
Grace Tame: 13,138
Haha, GRACE OUTSOLD Scotty by 7,159%.
It is important to remember that it was the LNP that signed us up to
#Aukus
.
That
#PeterDutton
was Defence Minister in the Government that spent spent about $2.4bn on the French and said "said they had considered the French [submarine] version alongside the US and the UK
ALBO'S TENANT
Defending Albo and Calling Out Sky News and the Opportunistic Tenant
Cry Me a River, Mr. Bartender: Albo's Tenant Plays the Victim Card
In the latest episode of "Who Can We Blame for Our Personal Problems?", we have Jim Flanagan, the bar owner turned professional
Vikki Campion gets all hot under the bra strap over "not enough detail" on
#Albo
's expenses, and we quote "we have more detail from a Channel 7 credit card bill for sex work than we do for Albo’s $5989.31 overseas bill for “incidentals” at the Queen’s funeral"
Oh fark, you can't make this up, we didn't, it’s true.
We got
#ScottyFromBookMarketing
's book, the "Plans for your good (by a dud)" lol, hahah
Now I SWEAR this is true. We took a digitised copy of the wad of old waffle and ran it through an
#AI
Detector tool. A well respected
I kid you not, SkyNews posted (image 1) "A special
#Newspoll
has found voters believe Opposition Leader
#PeterDutton
is better at handling major issues than Prime Minister Anthony Albanese"
What they DON'T say until you watch the entire video is that
#Albo
scored higher than
#PeterVanOnselen
has officially transitioned from political pundit to fashion critic extraordinaire.
From esteemed political reporter to fabricator of fabric critiques.
Let’s all be kind to
#PVO
as he adjusts to his new role in "Haute Obscurity."
"And she wore Lemon..."
For those interested here is the transcript and clip of part of the TV interview where the reporter asks
#SarahWilliams
specifically "You've said, there's an allegation the Prime Minister said in response to all these calls, I'm the Prime Minister, 'I run this country'. Do you
ABC's Misinformation Unleashed: Dissecting Crabb's Biased Take on Albo's Rally Appearance
Today, we're slicing through the thick fog of media bias with the precision of a samurai's blade, targeting none other than
#AnnabelCrabb
's latest ABC hit piece on our Prime Minister,
The SMH headline reads:
"Former
#ABC
and Nine political editor
#ChrisUhlmann
joins Sky News"
We all go "What the F*CK?"
Then we read (against our better judgment) the SkyNews headline:
"Veteran journalist Chris Uhlmann joins Sky News Australia as Political Contributor"
Peter Dutton's not the smartest flea in the circus, is he?
The Daily Telegraph reports that the Liberal's own research has returned that people are, and the word used is "HOSTILE" to his plans to whack nukes in the Hunter Valley in NSW and the Latrobe Valley in Victoria.
That's
Peter Dutton. He has a habit of hiding when he fucks up.
"Dutton did not reappear until the Tuesday. In a 2GB radio interview, he said it was much easier to set targets in government. At a news conference he said announcements on targets would come “in due course”."
How many
Say what
#PaladinPete
?
Now, Peter Dutton, let me get this straight. You are suddenly concerned about
#Corruption
, is that correct?
Boy, do we have some things to talk about.
Let's start with donations, shall we, then we can move onto a host of other matters.
I'll start, ok?
The Prime Minister’s weak leadership has enabled the out-of-control CFMEU to reach a point where we now see startling allegations that the union has been deeply infiltrated by bikies, gangland and underworld criminal figures.
Silent as a Fart in a Cyclone: MSM Misses Australia's Hydrogen Boom
Well, well, well, looks like the mainstream media (MSM) is as silent as a fart in a cyclone when it comes to reporting the big wins in renewable energy. Here’s a gem they barely whispered about: Australia’s
Exposing Peter Dutton’s Incompetence with Actual Data - Dutton's tenure as Immigration Minister was a masterclass in incompetence
Hey, folks, gather 'round for another episode of "Why Peter Dutton's Immigration Reign Was a Dumpster Fire!" Let's break down the HYPAfuckery, shall
#PeterDutton
took to the stage with
#TedOBrien
yesterday.
The same Ted O'Brien who said in one breath "Small modular reactors can be constructed between 3-5 years" THEN in another breath IN THE SAME INTERVIEW says "Is that you actually can, if it's a small modular reactor, work
BRIDGET McKENZIE - CRASH BANG
#BridgetMcKenzie
asked "What happens if I have an accident with an EV?" in her post dated Jun 18, 2024
Well, Bridget, you have experience with car crashes, yes? According to your taxpayer funded expenses, you claimed $500
Is Anyone Else Sick of This Bullshit the "Narrative Makers" Keep Dumping on a Dumbed Down Public?
Alright, let's cut the crap. We’ve been force-fed these economic fairy tales for way too long. The headline reads: "Killing us with kindness." Treasurer Jim Chalmers is set to pitch
Is there anything that
#StuartRobert
didn't fuck up?
Seriously, the incompetence of this bloke is beyond comprehension yet
#ScottMorrison
kept backing him - Oh, of course, God intervened.
"In July 2019, the board of the NDIA, under then National Disability Insurance Scheme
PETER DUTTON - THE GREAT white HOPE for the Liberals - hahaha
Roasting Dennis Shanahan's Article on Peter Dutton
Who is Dennis Shanhan? We don't know, but he writes wordage for The Australian, apparently.
Oh, Dennis Shanahan, you've outdone yourself this time. Your piece in
#PeterDutton
having one last bash before the
#Dunkley
by-election LYING again by repeating the $275
#Minisnformation
about electricity prices (conveniently
forgetting that his own ex-government via
#AngusTaylor
DELIBERATELY hid energy prices rises)
AND then trying to pull the
Senator
#LindaReynolds
might be able to buy a new couch or have her old one steam cleaned if she wins...
ABC reports on
#BrittanyHiggins
/ Reynolds defamation matter.
How odd it seems that a minister whose office was used for a rape is now suing the person raped over defamation
Peter Dutton and Josh Frydenberg have some things in common, they BOTH want to be Prime Minister.
Other than that there's not much between them. Both are useless, both are unsympathetic to anyone but themselves, both hate humans and both scare babies.
Lets' play SPOT THE
Come to heel!
The
#Immigration
word
What do Peter Dutton and Dog Whistles Have in Common?
So, let's talk about
#PeterDutton
, the man who seems to think the solution to every problem is to blow his trusty
#dogwhistle
and stir up some good old-fashioned fear and division. This
The
#SarahWilliams
clips most haven't seen. We grabbed the five main videos including the lead up to the rally.
It's quite clear
#Albo
WAS asked to speak and Williams stated such BEFORE the rally (and otherwise why did they advertise him being there). Williams changes her mind
The
#RWNJ
's are towing the lines pumped out by the Liberal propaganda machine to belittle anyone who dares compared Dutton's nuclear nonsense to the Simpsons, which, under any scrutiny is a fair and reasonable comparison.
The facts are, and they are irrefutable, that radiation
Oh, SHIT. The internet going to IMPLODE
NACC's Decision on Robodebt Officials: A Case of Accountability Shuffle?
Alright folks, gather 'round for the latest episode of "Public Accountability Theatre." This time, our star is the National Anti-Corruption Commission (
#NACC
) and
Bruce Lehrmann gets $2 Mil Bill
Blubber boy Bruce has been ordered to shell out $2 million for Channel Ten's legal expenses.
Could you all dig deep and donate to poor Brucey, go on, you know you want to.
haha how the very fuck is Ten going to squeeze 2 big ones out of
The
#SarahWilliams
story is not dead yet and the recent article by The Newcastle Herald raises many concerns that if correct may see some demanding apologies from the
#MSM
and Williams herself.
The article published yesterday titled "Bullying, forgery, lying': ex-volunteers
All of the
#RWNJ
pot stirring evil arse scabs including the
#3AW
man with a toilet brush for head
#NeilMitchell
have been out in force reporting on the
#ChengLei
"China Meltdown" in Canberra, where, apparently, Cheng LEi was "
#Bullied
".
For those that have been FOOLED by this
#LindaReynolds
to attack
#BrittanyHiggins
trust in a move that screams of privilege for the Liberals.
The Liberals Do Have a Thing About Trusts: Convenience or Connivance? A tale featuring Linda Reynolds,
#ChristianPorter
&
#PeterDutton
- What more could you want from an
The Bloated Bullshitter.
Scott Morrison is as humble as a Hummer in a car park full of
#EV
's parked in a disabled space.
Karen Middleton writes for the Guardian "The former prime minister Scott Morrison has declared himself more into humility than power"
Well, blow me up to an
BARNABY: Show me the money! or at least the receipts. Keeping the heat up
Politicians caught up in scandals often rely on the "Take the pain short terms and ride it out" strategy. They KNOW that once the media interrogation dies down, if it occurs at all, and it will die down
DON'T GET DUTTONED - get the facts
Peter Dutton and his new ball boy David Littleproud are keen to point out that any nuclear energy project will "BE OWNED BY AUSTRALIANS" (means PAID for by).
They say this like it's a GREAT BENEFIT! "We will make sure the public owns this
Two days ago Morgan Poll showed
#Labor
, from dropping 1.5% previously (And the
#MSM
went all frenzied) jumping UP 3.5%:
Labor UP 3.5
LNP DOWN 3.5
And hardly a word from the Mainstream Manipulators. Hardly fkn word.
And while we are at it, it’s the LNP not the coalition -They
"
#Albo
#BeefWeek
: More Grills and Thrills in Politics Than a Barbecue Showdown!" -
#AnnabelCrabb
tries her hand at frying the PM, again, fuck it’s becoming a habit with her.
Last week we had to write about Crabb's bias over the
#SarahWilliams
matter "ABC's Misinformation
#Insiders
with
#TedOBrien
. David Speers asks Ted the questions the LNP prepared earlier. Oh, they were so impressed with their own talent, both getting their lines right.
We compressed the interview down to one page. A bit like Peter Dutton's Nuclear Policy.
Wonder if
#PeterDutton
and
#TedOBrien
can read?
"For a few hours on New Year's Eve, South Australia was powered entirely by rooftop solar panels"
"Prices more than halved in the final three months of 2023 compared to the same period in 2022, as power supplied by large-scale
To accompany our piece below on Paul Keating calling out Peter Dutton - Paul Keating's statement:
#PaulKeating
as only Paul Keating can.
Paul speaks for many of us who find
#PeterDutton
a vile, opportunist, power crazed divisive destroyer of harmony.
Paul's words:
Peter Dutton
Oh,
#PaulKeating
, you absolute legend! Finally, someone has the guts to call out
#PeterDutton
for what he really is: a second-rate, destructive subhuman power-crazy dictator. Keating's words were a breath of fresh air for the majority of Aussies who have had enough of Dutton's
The Right Wing Media can't help themselves. The Australian headlines with "Support for Anthony Albanese plummets in Western Australian and young voters Newspoll reveals" yet the main numbers that really mean anything such as:
If there was an election today, who would win?
#LABOR
PETER DUTTON is a PROTECTED species
We wrote a piece about
#PeterDutton
potentially being referred to the national security watchdog over handling of a report concerning Abdul Nacer
#Benbrika
while Dutton was minister for the Australian federal police under the former
Sky News reports: "Scott Morrison says he feels 'incredibly disturbed and upset' after attempt on Donald Trump's life"
Which proves there is KARMA given Scott Morrison left Australia incredibly disturbed and upset when the used defective pessary smashed Australia into the
What the very fuck?
#PeterDutton
said he would not make public the full cost [of his nuclear plan]
"Peter Dutton has moved to counter the government’s key attack against his signature nuclear power policy, promising that full costings for building seven reactors will be
Who gives a fact?
The ABC and RMIT Fact Check Fiasco: Just in Time for the Election
In a time when fact-checking is more critical than ever, especially with an election looming, why is the ABC shutting down its essential Fact Check service? And why is
#PeterStefanovic
is a prick.
A Blistering Review of Sky News Australia and Peter Stefanovic’s Deplorable Conduct
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a tale of media mishap so glaring, it shines brighter than the midday sun on a tin roof. In a spectacle of journalistic
#PeterCostello
, NOW and then.
Costello has always been an up himself, self-important sumg arsed pug nosed nit wit. Here is proof.
Smug as a rug when
#KerryPacker
puts the little
#JournalistBeater
in his place.
Fkng Liberal ponces.
Costello: "Get out of my way I'm a big man, I
Clowns corner on the TV today.
#Duddo
Peter Dutton,
#DLP
David LittleWit and
#Soozan
Sussan Ley announcing the nuclear energy announcement, not a policy just an announcement about an announcement plus some lies 👈 video later today showing the bare faced lies.
It's too funny
The Liberals trashed the
#NBN
, putting it and us years behind the rest of the world.
Now
#PeterDutton
wants
#NuclearEnergy
(He doesn't really but that's another story), how can a man that is THIS thick be trusted with things that glow in the dark.
He says here that Batteries
Anyone who rambles the now tired line that
#ABC
is biased toward
#labor
clearly doesn't watch the ABC. We all know
#Insiders
led by David Speers is a hatchet held by a right hand, this is not debatable and numerous media bias checks have shown clearly the bias toward the LNP of
David LittleProud PUT HIS HAND UP
The question is: WHAT?
David Littleproud got expenses wrong but all is well as he's paid it back. Only because he was found out.
But, while we are at it let's take a look at LittleSpend Big.
One trip Traralgon to Bendigo 3 Nov 22 $13,200.00
Old mate
#Duddo
(that's what "DLP - David Littleproud calls
#PeterDutton
now, DUDDO, haha, has been pulling your puds again, telling fkng porkies.
He said "The waste off the SMR is about a coke can size per year". The footage is below. He said it!
The
#NuclearWaste
from a Small
This statement by
#JulianAssange
's lawyer, Jennifer Robinson, has triggered the
#RWGG
(Right Wing Gullible Goobers) and sent the senior RWCG (Right Wing Chief Goobers) into various degrees of confected outrage, none more than little petal Simon Birmingham:
“I want to thank our