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James Brennan

@JPB2II

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Husband, dad, son. I think I’m funny 😆 , and I laugh at my own jokes 😂 . Follow me for nonsense and humorfull insights.

Georgia, USA
Joined May 2011
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What’s your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time? I’ll start…. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad 😂 😆 😂
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@CrazyVideosOnly Why’s it look like dude was wearing a diaper???
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@FightMate Gotta send that kid to another dimension.
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@LibertyCappy Let’s goooo!
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@FightMate Bro respectfully looking away. Straight up getting handled though.
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@FightMate That’s why you can’t accept surrender. There is no uncle on the street!
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@LibertyCappy Inheritance tax is the worst by far. Everything you inherit has already been taxed. Why does it have to be taxed again?
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@FightMate Yup….thats the expected response!
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@FightMate Everybody is so busy trying to capture the moment here. This is “people’s” fault for letting it become normalized. If the cool thing to do was to step in and help someone out, situations like this would be less common. Just my opinion.
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@FightMate Seems like they’re both wrong. Without knowing how it all began it seems like they’re both instigating each other.
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@FightMate This seems like a scenario where a firearm would have been beneficial.
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@stats_feed Two genders…
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@FightMate That first hit should have been enough. Then lil dude basically asked for some more.
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@FightMate How did he not get jumped by everyone who saw that?
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@InternetH0F Just watched this episode last night. We did the math and if they all drank what they said they drank then that means Fun Bobby had like a bottle and a half of wine. Fun Bobby wasn’t the problem, his friends were. And yeah, that apartment in NYC, no way.
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@s8n Idk 🤷‍♂️, blue door seems like it’s gonna have significant ramifications. Now we are changing timelines and really messing with stuff. Imma take the red door route and try to make the most of it. Who is with me?
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@FightMate Sucker punch 🥊 What was happening between them? How was he “allegedly” racist?
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@LibertyCappy Look, I’ve posted this one a bit but it still cracks me up!
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@FightMate They do not. We’re all just out here trying to make a living. But it makes me wonder if she is just a terrible person or if there was something that happened during the ride that provoked this?
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@GigaBasedDad @LibertyCappy “Netflix News, rewriting history one day at a time.”
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@FightMate I mean, good for him. At least he is willing to call his dad out like that. Too bad his dad doesn’t hold the values he instilled in his own son.
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@s8n Bro after the week I’ve had, I needed to hear that. Thanks Satan.
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@PicturesFoIder I mean, I don’t condone it but bro was walking away the whole time. You can only back up so much.
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@InternetH0F Sometimes I’ll just leave my guest in my house and I leave instead. Check back on the house in a couple of days and see what’s up.
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@stillgray @libsoftiktok Can’t buy alcohol in the US until you’re 21… Can’t get a drivers licenses until you’re 16… Age of consent differed from state to state… You can decide your the wrong gender st any age though…apparently.
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@TheWTFNation I can understand their frustration. I don’t understand their delivery. If your Soldiers are going straight to CO/1SG maybe you’re the problem. Go to the latrine and reflect. Do better.
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@FightZone912 He wanted to find out….and he had to f around just a little bit to make it happen.
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@stillgray That fine. We banned Britain back in 1776.
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@FightMate Wow, seems a bit excessive.
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@FightMate What a respectable move. Hand off the heater and lose the shoes. He just wanted it to be as fair as possible!
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@FightMate Dude came outta nowhere. Love his energy!
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@Morbidful “Doing Gods work” in his mind. Batman followed a similar playbook and he was praised.
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@FightMate On tonight’s episode of “Gas Station Clerk Court” Phil makes cocky would be robber realize he’s chosen the wrong gas station.
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@FightMate Cheap shot. Should have let them finish the 1v1
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@FightPal Guy had time and opportunity to leave. He chose to wait for violence. Violence arrived…
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@FightMate Yellow tank caught each one of those hands!!!
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@KarenFootage Well this woman is terrible. Just really not great representation of people in general.
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@NoContextHumans Things are getting rough, but I’m doing my best.
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@FightMate Classy v. Trashy
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@stillgray TikTok is filled with the finest people and content… Is there any sort of outrage over this? I can only imagine if the races were reversed. Not saying either scenario would be right though.
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@FightMate That gang came outta nowhere and went straight to work.
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@HumansNoContext I had him all tucked in last night
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@LibertyCappy So there are male and female non-binary now?
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@FightMate They are trying to determine who gets to go on Jerry next.
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@WallStreetSilv @stillgray At this point I’m paying taxes so I don’t go to jail. We elect officials to determine how to allocate our tax dollars. They’re suppose to act in our best interest but it seems like all they do is line their pockets. I understand that our taxed money also pays for services in
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@NoContextHumans It’s old news but it still cracks me up!
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@FightMate She was not playing…at all. Good for her!
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@LibertyCappy I think she thinks a Gun Ban makes the guns disappear. That’s not how it works.
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@FightMate I watched it with the sound off. Those cosmic yoga pants are the real villain 🦹‍♀️
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@LibertyCappy This oughta be an effective way to end disruptive protests.
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@s8n This hurts me it’s so accurate.
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@CreepyOrg I’m clipping them toenails. I’ll deal with slack-jaw after that.
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@KarenFootage When the final boss…turns into the final boss!!!
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@PicturesFoIder Hard pass…..I would never get peaceful sleep for the rest of my life. I would have to use the money to build a snail-proof fortress and live out my days inside my own walls like a prisoner. Or Can I trap the snail 🐌, take him around with me to explore the world. Do you
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@FightMate He was taken to a different kind of “pound” town.
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@PicturesFoIder Almost named our son Kylo….wife had no idea it was going to be a Star Wars reference for the rest of his life. I kept quiet but somebody ruined it for me. We did not name him Kylo.
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@s8n Really unfortunate. He struggled with his own demons and battled them well. It’s tough to think that he finally lost the fight. Hopefully reports find that this was an innocent passing.
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@libsoftiktok @UAlbertaLaw That’s the whole message??? A law professor can’t come up with a more effective pitch? “Be gay, do crime,…look at pretty earrings”?
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@FightMate This dude was prepared. Who in the hell has this at the ready??? Man just woke up one day and said “know what? I’m gonna need a homemade wolverine hand on standby in my car, just in case something pops off”.
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@FightMate Could that have been more fluid??? Dude was looking into the future.
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@CaseyDeSantis I feel like he’s gonna let me down but then I remembered…He will not let me down!
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@FightMate Ain’t no pranks in the bathroom 🚽
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@KarenFootage This made me puke my pants.
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@FightMate Oh yeah, she’s lucky she didn’t receive them hands as well.
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@stillgray This is absolutely not ok! Where is the accountability for this? Also, why is stuff like this ALWAYS being recorded and posted somewhere? I would have never had the audacity to record a crime I committed and then shared it with the public. What is happening???
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@LibertyCappy - Genuinely enjoys life - Helps others - Owns power tools
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@FightMate Sometimes it’s better to just walk away.
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@EdKrassen I think it’s ok to bring a company’s actual illegal activity or immoral stance to light and let people decide if they want to support that company or not. To simply not like something a company because it did something that you think is wrong doesn’t make it wrong. At the end
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@FightMate He started with such confidence!
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@KarenFootage She needs to join a death metal or some hardcore band, NOW!!!
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@FightMate I like this move. I like to believe he genuinely cared about not caving his teeth in before he started hammering away again. 10/10 respect.
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@Teslaconomics I’ll never understand the motivation of keying a vehicle in general. To key a Tesla is beyond dumb.
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@CrazyVideosOnly Direct hit!
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@KarenFootage Short circuit / reboot / error cleared.
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@FightMate Like, he didn’t even give him a fatherly chance. Not sure what led up to this but dad was not playing around.
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@KarenFootage I love that he laughed at himself.
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@LibertyCappy I’d be getting paid overtime!
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@TheWTFNation Some people have trained for this their whole careers. You have 9 seconds…
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@stillgray Good on him for keeping his cool throughout the ordeal. I’m not sure what I would have done.
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@FightMate Little skreet justice right there.
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@brj2112 @FightMate I don’t think it’s victim blaming if I’m questioning weather or not we’ve gotten the full story. You can’t play judge and jury based off 28 seconds of footage.
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@LibertyCappy Priorities.
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@KarenFootage Love it. “If we have a fire, we’ll give him a call”. She was one of the sweeter Karen’s I’ve seen.
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@FightMate I feel bad for the dog 🐕. Lil homie didn’t want to be “dragged” into that mess!
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@iluminatibot And I was actually looking forward to this. Figured it was gonna shake things up a bit.
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@TheWTFNation Sounds like PSG gonna have to deal with IG if he keeps this energy powered
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@FightMate Better to use pepper spray vs. coming in guns blazing. What happened to cops using the term “Freeze”? I feel like it worked out really well in TV and movies.
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