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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

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You better BEElieve it Uma Gahd in your TV! I'm on @canadasdragrace !!! 🐝🐝🐝

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11 months

@The_KweenMirage His daddy didn't have much, so I don't know 🤷🏼‍♀️

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5 months

@danlehnermusic This isn't so much a parody as it is the lyrics as far as most people can remember 😅

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4 months

@JennyENicholson Also, he's performing - to a camera that is 3 feet away from his face - the way he's meant to perform the role in a theatre of hundreds of people who are 100 feet away. Stage and screen performances are SO different, and this is a great stage performance!

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4 months

@adamtotscomix Me, a tiny pathetic robot liking Adam's posts, realizing this is a joke and there is no money in my account:

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5 months

@PanderShirts I'm in it and I don't 🤣 On set I was like "well, this isn't going well!"

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@HouseOfGahd

10 months

While @itsladyboomboom is having her piping-hot-tea moment: BOOK HER! SHE WAS BORN TO DO DRAG AND YOU ALL EAT HER UP, SO FUCKING BOOK HER! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! 🤩🤩🤩

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5 months

@zombAewAlk Is this not just Cobra Starship, or 3OH!3 or whatever? This isn't a particularly new sound.

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9 months

@KochinaRude Dial 'M' for MOTHER!

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6 months

@RebeccaRideal @redroomrantings I... kinda see it? 😅

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1 year

@jeremytam @mathaiaus @Apunapinapala I used to work at The Body Shop in Montreal, and I noticed the same thing. It's definitely fake.

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1 year

@theashleyray IYKYK

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3 months

@thedragseries @MistressIBrooks My friend, gird your loins 😭

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8 months

@mycolefillups And then they both reached for the bum!

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11 months

@BusyLikeMariah @The_KweenMirage His daddy too.

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5 months

@thenhdadxxx @PanderShirts Bring on set as an extra, with that many queer people, was actually amazing, so I had a blast while filming! But seeing long-haired hippy guys holding Matachine Society protest signs was just the tip of the iceberg 😬

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@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@beardrabidness @denimjustdenim She updated it for her Instagram post of the look 🤣

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HouseOfGahd

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6 months

@XunamiMuse @YannyCharleston Do this but, instead of using your fingers, put a paper towel over the pan and use a coin to press down over the whole thing. It'll make it flat, and it presses out the alcohol, so it'll dry faster and you can use it sooner 😅

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

I want folks in Toronto to understand how incredibly lucky they are that their counter-protest played out the way it did. MTL is the 2nd most populated city in Canada, and we were still, eventually, outnumbered by the fascists. It was scary. It was heartbreaking.

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

5 months

@expiredzima @jamiefrickengib He's a silver fox daddy deer chaser butch femme queen ready for the runway house down boots Pucci Fendi Ferrari Evangelista face serve bisexual auntie trade master centaur elder made for the GODS MAMA ABBA!! And I've ALWAYS said that about him!

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@twinktrash_ Ok, but I was on the dancefloor after a show, and a baby queen asked me "omg, this song is great! Who is this?" It was Vogue. By Madonna. I've never felt so old. 💀

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1 year

@DevereauxBanx She would shriek her way through every extermination challenge, but that's exactly why they'd keep her around 🤣💀

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10 months

@niicthemoogul @divineysl Because it's definitely not my queen Carol!! 😭

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

5 months

This month, every queer laugh is a battle cry. Every smile is a protest. Every little tooth is a warrior. Queer joy is an unstoppable weapon. And that's why this Pride season I've partnered with Crest White Stri--

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5 months

@Tom_Smyth_ Her flawless delivery of "I'm here because I was in the comic book" proves that she can do ANYTHING 😌

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@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@TheBaddestMitch @xtinalasirena There is nothing on this earth funnier than imagining babies talking like full grown adults. It gets me EVERY TIME 🤣💀

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9 months

@upuntil_dawn Question: do you wear wigs?

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4 months

@uncletwirl That's really interesting but I personally think gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

4 months

@horror4kids I remember seeing this scene for the first time and thinking "this is it. This is the pinnacle of animation. I can't believe I get to be here for this." And I'm not entirely sure I was wrong!

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@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@denimjustdenim @upuntil_dawn Dawn inspired your signature colour combo, too, right? 😌

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@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@alsoabouteve As soon as she won the cookies, I was like "This is going to be like Sasha and we're going to find out she's gluten intolerant or diabetic or something" 😂

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

5 months

Please, welcome to the stage the world's best Shakira impersonator: Laila Lolay-Lolay! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

5 months

When I tell ppl that I don't get into drag for free or that a gig isn't paying me enough to be in drag, I need y'all to stop calling me "jaded" or a "capitalist". This is my literal full time job. I don't work for free. I don't know why people would expect me to. #knowyourworth

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

10 months

@DrinkSolaPop I remember hearing that many freed people chose 1st names like Miss(y), Mister, & Doctor to force white people to call them respectful titles. The same was true for the family name White, and presidential names. I never knew if it was true though.

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

And I don't mean this to piss on their parade. I mean it genuinely - take the positivity you all feel after a successful protest, and pay it forward with dividends to your community and neighbours. Many cities took a hit today, and we could use some people to lean on. 💜✊

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

10 months

@Baccibloo She said "Good evening, sir! Welcome to Gallagher's Golden Pheasant Room. Check your hat, sir?" 🤣 It's ALL diaphragm!

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@thegirlfriendxo Be careful, girl! That's how you get pregnant!!

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@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@paytmitch @hankgreen Lol, I can't believe you fell for that! His name is actually John, but this is his alt.

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11 months

@Yovska @FayLudes I saw this on TV when I was a kid. A girl had gotten it done so that she could meet the minimum height requirement to be a flight attendant. It's fucking wild!

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

@kikiwannakaikai Computer class:

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10 months

@redroomrantings

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@Dankshubhx @_YoshIsLanguid Had an anti drug presentation at my elementary school. The girl said she tried to swallow a bottle of pills, thinking "painkillers would make it painless". She found out they likely won't kill you, and if they do it is VERY slow and INCREDIBLY painful. It's just torture, really.

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

To all the straight men out there during the month of October, facing scare actors at parties or haunts: no one cares that you aren't scared. We're not impressed. We don't think your condescension is manly. You look boring. Free yourself. Try fun.

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

9 months

The man knew there was NO reason for him to be there. He knew he knew NOTHING about what was going on. But he knew that he was going to have a good time, be impressed, and let EVERYONE know about it! 🤣

katyamari damousey 🐭

@gooddaymp3

9 months

joel mchale was actually the best guest judge they ever had. In A Way.

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4 months

The drag 🤡 //// The Face 🥚

PERSEPHONE! AT THE DISCO

@PersephoneVLips

4 months

The drag 🧟‍♀️ //// The Face 🤮

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9 months

@KochinaRude Girl you had me INSPECTING that lineup so confused 🤣

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10 months

@deathbybadger My first thought was "one of them is going to dive face first into a body" 😐

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5 months

I finally went to NYC 😌

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4 months

This is me, if you even care

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10 months

✨Happy holidays, from the Gahds!✨ Whatever you're celebrating (or not); whoever you're with (or not), know that our Congregation and Coven are here to back you up, lift you up, and gas you up! Gahd bless!

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8 months

✨Gahd Bless✨

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10 months

@JakTunes69 @PopCrave @WIRED I think this counts more as an intraterrestrial activity 😌

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@FayLudes @Yovska She broke her leg three times in the year after the surgery (which apparently isn't uncommon), and still wasn't tall enough to qualify for the job she wanted 😬😬😬

I longed to be an air hostess - so I had my legs stretched

Why one woman underwent a gruelling operation to have her legs stretched which involved having both legs broken

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

@alsoabouteve @RaJahOHara Rajah was crowned in December though, because we picked Anita up off the side of the road in a blizzard after the crowning, and then she came over for Christmas eve dinner 🤣

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

2 months

This is @KingHercuSleaze and I at a corporate gig LAST WEEK! Gaga is obviously inspired by us. She's been watching 😌

Lady Gaga

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2 months

WHILE YOU WAIT TILL LG7…“DIE WITH A SMILE” a duet with @brunomars ❤️‍🔥 Song and video tonight at 9pm PT

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10 months

@skylarrrwrisley @dogfanhan In '82 the San Francisco Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence wrote the first safer sex pamphlet for men who slept w/ men, that specifically addressed HIV/AIDS, called Play Fair! Medical professionals were involved but it was independently produced bc official resources were scarce.

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@HouseOfGahd

11 months

@FayLudes @Yovska Like, it's their bodies and they can do whatever, but I can't imagine loving any of my jobs THAT much. I hope she's happy and healthy, because she COMMITTED and she deserves it 😬

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

4 months

So many of y’all just copy everything you see. Try having an original thought or concept 😍😍😍

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@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@erinbrockobic @mascarayde Did they choose an Icona Pop song, with Icona Pop on the panel, and then use the part of the song where Icona Pop doesn't even sing?

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

2 months

You'll never guess what this is a response to 💀

𝒟𝑒𝓋𝒾𝓃 ⍟

@aiwfcidevin

2 months

@imnotpopbase Madonna gets what Madonna wants

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10 months

@autismcrafting @MIMI_ZIMA I think Mimi is talking about how enbies who still largely present as the gender assigned to them at birth hold relative privilege over people who are going through a social & physical transition that is more easily identified by your average supermarket clerk or by your boss. 1/

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3 months

@ItsBomBae @hugeasmammoth_ Put that Basmati in your walk!

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4 months

@samiraculous @JennyENicholson I'm talking about the performance quality, not the quality of the performance (that sentence makes sense, I swear! 😅)

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@HouseOfGahd

10 months

@hankgreen And if you have spiders, it's probably just because you smell super great and they want to know what body cream you're wearing!

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

9 months

Please, welcome to the stage, the Queen of Improv: Jess And! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

3 months

This drag artist I really love used to have a HEAVY paint and it was absolutely perfect. But more recently they have softened it considerably, & it's still perfect, but I, selfishly, always get a little sad when I see a clown-faced sibling change to a more mainstream look 😭

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

11 months

"Due to 'Wednesday' Season 2 Schedule"

Variety

@Variety

11 months

Jenna Ortega Exits 'Scream 7' Due to 'Wednesday' Season 2 Schedule

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5 months

✨Good morning queer people!✨

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@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@HistoryMuppet I lived in the country with no cable for most of my childhood, so I never saw The Muppet Show, but eventually saw Muppets Tonight. I know people hated it, but I LOVED it! The Sandra Bullock, Prince, and Cindy Crawford episodes really stuck with me 😅

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1 year

@trixiemattel Here is Uma Gahd and her son, @charli_deville as Trixie and Katya for a VERY chaotic digital show 🤩😅

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4 months

@BDisgusting Shaggy is going to meet Mitsuko?

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4 months

Nobody: Not a single soul: Me: "you guys ever heard of @LilithFairYYC ? 🥰"

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@HouseOfGahd

11 months

I need @nearahnuff to know that her lipsync yesterday was literally FLAWLESS. If that is the kind of quality she turns out for her performances, she might be one of the best in the country. WOW! 👏🏼🤯💜

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@HouseOfGahd

3 months

Women in STEM 😌💜🧠

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@HouseOfGahd

1 year

@JayKay_BK And I oop! 🤣

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@Tender_oni

1 year

Nobody: The Scat Man at Folsom:

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@HouseOfGahd

1 year

@Abyssreaper99 @hosoterratoma To be fair, in the dance sequences, so does she 🤣💀

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

3 months

This is disgusting. At a recent checkup I tried my best to communicate in french (I speak French very well). At the front desk, the clerk couldn't hear me through the security glass. I spoke in english, thinking it was because of my accent. She rolled her eyes 1/

Aaron Derfel

@Aaron_Derfel

3 months

1) EXCLUSIVE: A new language directive for Quebec hospitals is being denounced as "dangerous" and confusing, and likely to cause English-language paranoia in the health sector. Please see my story below on this.👇

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4 months

Who ordered another birthday clown?!!! ✨🤡✨

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@HouseOfGahd

1 year

@MIMI_ZIMA @FayLudes This is literally how I met my husband. We met online on a website for local raves. Weren't interested in each other AT ALL. At our 2nd or 3rd rave, we napped on each other and weve been together ever since. 21 years in December 😊

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5 months

This is me, if you even care 😔

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8 months

(Me, as @ErikaKlash )

Legally Bald👨🏾‍🦲

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@SamWalworth @fuzzymittens I was a preschool teacher, and one kid went crazy on the blueberries. His poop came out BLACKEST BLACK and I panicked. Colleagues reassured me. Told his mom at the end of the day and she barely reacted. Apparently he did this to her too 😭🤣

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

10 months

@QueenIrmaGerd Because Whos exist on a speck of dust in Horton Hears a Who, so this story takes place an a significantly more festive snowflake! 😌

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@HouseOfGahd

2 months

Hey @Tender_oni , it's me, Uma Gahd! This is where to follow me now 🤣🤣🤣

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@HouseOfGahd

9 months

As a country kid, I was always taught not to bother eating fruit from trees in the city because 1) so many are bred for looks, not food 2) they aren't tended, so they are often filled with bugs & rot, and 3) they are covered in highway filth. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@HouseOfGahd

3 months

✨🌈💜 HAPPY PRIDE💜🌈✨

Dragulosa 🇵🇸

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3 months

Gays gaying with Gahd @HouseOfGahd

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@HouseOfGahd

9 months

Is my sexy little headache back? Yes, and?

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1 year

@hiimbobbi Does this count?

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

2 months

I want to give a shoutout to all the sexy-girl bot accounts that follow me and like all my tweets 1.25 seconds after I post them 😌 In a technological world, you girls are the Real Ones©️

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

9 months

At the spa one day, some lady leaned over to see what books we had with us "omg I love books!" We excitedly described our books and she was like "okay? 😒" We realized she was had been planning on trying to sell us something but we annoyed her and she disengaged 🤣

Jenny Nicholson

@JennyENicholson

9 months

MLM tactic I think is really weird: asking you a thoughtful open-ended question to engage you in a conversation so they can compliment you about your answer and then immediately pivot to the MLM so you know you've been deceived

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4 months

LOVE doomscrolling

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1 year

@MistressIBrooks Why did I read "girl Loosey" as "Loosey Goosey" and then spend a full minute trying to figure out which season Loosey Goosey was on 💀

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1 year

@JayKay_BK And then she let a model who developed impetigo, a communicable skin infection, stay in the house like it was no big deal.

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@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@MissEvaStyles Speaking glibly: drag used to be "post gender", but now drag is "post drag". Less/no hips, tits, wigs, makeup, etc. It critiques and references itself instead of looking outward as much. And being *a brand* or *a trendsetter* is the point of drag, not embodying the legacy. 1/

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

Artists I've seen live: Björk Shania Twain Cher Estelle Divine Brown Sara Bareilles Imogen Heap Ingrid Michaelson Adele Robyn Spice Girls Bif Naked Simple Plan Lady Gaga Stars Alanis Santigold Amanda Blank B52s Justin Vivian Bond Black Eyed Peas Rihanna Britney Feist Beth Ditto

Fun Fashion Friend

@okay__work

1 year

Artists I've seen live: Lady Gaga Nicki Minaj JoJo Charli XCX Carly Rae Jepsen Tove Lo Ariana Grande Rihanna Adele BB Brunes Years & Years Lil Nas X Lykke Li Grimes (opening for Lykke lmao) Diam's Estelle Divine Brown Lily Allen Pabllo Vittar

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1 year

Go give this reply some love so maybe Mother will see it 😅💜

HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

1 year

@trixiemattel Here is Uma Gahd and her son, @charli_deville as Trixie and Katya for a VERY chaotic digital show 🤩😅

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3 months

Like, if this is the way I'm treated at the front desk for a routine checkup, what's going to happen when someone comes in and is incapacitated with pain, or is having one of those "complicated pains I can't quite describe" even in their mother tongue?

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

9 months

@jamiefrickengib @thegaryfuqua She truly understands queer humour. She's not a straight guy doing straight comedy in drag. She is a QUEEN. She's doing it better than a lot of us.

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HouseOfGahd

@HouseOfGahd

2 months

For the first time since I started drag, I was doing Uma's voice and someone immediately said, in the same put-on accent, "Oh gosh! You sound like Bobby's World!" and I felt SO SEEN! Bobby's mom, Martha, is exactly where Uma's voice came from! 😭🤣💜