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headline contributor @theonion , @reductress | writing in @vulture , @thecut , @latimes , @teenvogue , @mcsweeneys , @newyorker , and fan letters to Ina Garten

Brooklyn, New York
Joined April 2012
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people are saying the song of the summer is “grigio girls” yet again wow
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slipping through my fingers…
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the flamboyant little one being left out of the taylor swift selfie will topple the monarchy, mark my words
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the italics
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“i am so much happier now that i’m dead…technically missing…soon to be presumed dead…gone.”
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this diva
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they told her the trend this year was pink and she misunderstood
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unafraid to reference!!!
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omg
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they’re having a diva off
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I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time
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“they did this on glee” -me watching a wheelchair roll into a pool
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missi pyle
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Who would you like to see cast in the third ‘KNIVES OUT’ movie ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’?
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they drank the panera lemonade
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he’s dressed like every single character in love actually
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target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!
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They should put those AMC recliners in Broadway theaters… I wanna see Wicked lying down
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Che Diaz is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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The fun facts for the Golden Bachelor contestants are incredible
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he looks like he’s about to sell me a bottle of pirelli’s miracle elixir
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My favorite part of Elf is when that little girl watches NY1 by herself
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if there was social media at shiz university:
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white jeep cherokee🧚🏻‍♀️
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did she really think having her hood up would hide her? like why is she surprised?? SHE’S GREEN!!???😭😭
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kristin chenoweth seeing how many subway sandwiches tall she is
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my mind
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What if they haven’t announced casting for Doctor Dillamond in the Wicked movie yet because they’re getting a real goat to do it
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this is what connections would look like if they let me run it
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i love her so fucking much
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babe wake up, emma roberts’s architectural digest home tour just dropped
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if they released this movie in theaters it would make three times more than titanic and avatar combined… they had to put it on streaming because there aren’t enough seats in theaters to meet the demand… riots would break out…
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what does she know…
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today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway
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ironic that a show about the miscarriage of justice is unjustly withholding roles from allison williams
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Margaret Qualley has been cast as Amanda Knox in upcoming Hulu limited series.
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it’s so fun getting to see the new mean girls cast meet the original actors
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Call it "Mean Girls: The Musical: The Movie" you cowards
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Get in, loser. We’re starting production on Mean Girls Musical. 💕 #MeanGirlsMovie
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amy klobuchar in the senate hearing room:
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Me watching Jen Shah get arrested on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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The sky turned the color of Katie Maloney’s season 2 dye job to celebrate the Vanderpump Rules reunion tonight
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me when they said “wicked” in the wicked trailer:
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i’ve seen this happen before and unfortunately the only way to bounce back is to replace biden with lea michele
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I love wearing a long plaid coat like I’m a character in Sex Lives of College Girls
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i’m sorry but we can’t let her “i don’t think so honey” overshadow this important moment
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oh my god…
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welcome back kurt hummel 🙌🏻
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the glee to tony pipeline grows stronger…
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ALLISON WILLIAMS STAY IN LINE
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Margaret Qualley Exits Hulu's Amanda Knox Limited Series
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new elphaba being normal pic just dropped!!!
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my single my single is dropping is dropping
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Selena Gomez announces new single, “Single Soon.” Out August 25th.
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and to think jon lovett is on an island competing for applebee’s right now…
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obsessed with them cutting to all the lesbians in the audience during fast car
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this is exactly what happened to rachel zegler
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omg they sang unwritten at whitney port’s son’s kindergarten graduation
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long live the walls we crashed through
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sonja morgan:
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Fran Lebowitz should go on Hot Ones
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finally done with jury duty!! who wants to hang out???
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lady gaga and tony bennett promoting cheek to cheek:
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this is my personal version of when famous actors join the MCU
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lea michele having to attend the met gala with all of the people who WERE cast in the wicked movie…
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messi the dog:
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Hello, I'm Dolly! I've been writing my life story as a Broadway musical for several years and I'm proud to announce we are finally developing 'Hello, I'm Dolly - An Original Musical' for the Broadway stage. Head to for more information 🦋
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this should have been a super bowl commercial
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every family has a little edie and if yours doesn’t you’re the little edie
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i’m glad “i’m just ken” is getting its oscars moment… but “edgar’s prayer” is what paved the way
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this is how a lot of you tweet btw
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Elmo wishes somebody was here to play with Elmo. ❤️
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we need to get maya rudolph on broadway immediately
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“as long as you’re mine” is gonna get this movie an NC-17 rating from the mpa
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I think about this every single day
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Ariana Grande unveils fifth ‘eternal sunshine’ cover artwork.
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she looks like she’s gonna sing “losing my mind” at café carlyle
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Dorit choosing a charity to throw a gala for #RHOBH
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me talking about taylor the latte boy:
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that espresso song by the little blonde bitch goes crazy i'm sorry
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billie eilish wearing a headband… ok parvati!
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dying at live’s audience rioting when the bachelor said he didn’t know who kathie lee gifford was
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she was right
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elaine stitch
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pov: you’re being strangled by angie k
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once i face the facts, find the boy, join the group, stop the giant, and get out of the woods it’s over for you hoes
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lucy gray baird in the capitol zoo before the hunger games started
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oh, mary:
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i just know meryl streep makes him keep the jiminy glick costume on
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gone girl (2014)
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when i produce the golden globes we’re putting mics in all the centerpieces and not telling the celebrities
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and if it wasn’t for me, then where would you be, miss rachel berry???
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this is what it feels like getting new york as your spotify wrapped city
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this diva
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“liza minnelli tries to turn off a lamp” should have been adapted into a feature film
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barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire
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the mean girls musical to pop star pipeline is so strong… kerry butler you’re next!!!
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Once again thinking about Kate Berlant’s footsteps in The Other Two
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whitney rose is selling her house and the televisions in the real estate listing are all set to rhoslc
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the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted
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Daniel Day-Lewis 'Says He's Done' With Acting: 'He Opens Up the Streamers and There’s 7,000 Choices, None of Them Good'
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why does the oz dust ballroom look like basement?
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Nobody could absolutely eviscerate a coworker like Barbara Walters could. The best of the best!!!
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me after flossing
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our country's most persevering tradition is refusing to let nicole scherzinger succeed
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Audra McDonald to Star in Broadway’s ‘Gypsy’ Revival as Mama Rose
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me after putting on “taylor the latte boy” at a house party
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