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"It's a war, we're allowed to kill 5 million civilians and steal their shit while executing them in ways that would make the spanish inquisition projectile vomit."

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@RonFilipkowski This is the most telling thing of the whole trial. "American gun owners didn't like being blamed for this, so they rejected the idea and decided it must be fake". In other words, reality contradicted their position, so reality must be wrong.

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I have to admit: "I couldn't possibly have known about the Russian bounty, nobody in my admin has done any actual work in months and I'm incredibly bad at my job" was a defense I hadn't expected.

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This is a fascinating statement by @realDonaldTrump . No one is saying Russians attacked US troops. The multiple press reports state Russia paid bounties for militants to kill US troops. Did @POTUS intentionally misdescribe what Russia did in order to deny it? #SundayThoughts

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Last guy to do that was Joseph Mengle, and his PR team have done a swell job normalizing it.

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Mexico says two women may have had non-consensual surgery in U.S. detention center

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@Da1qu1r1 @CultureCrave Literally everyone. It's not even a contest.

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@Anarchohoodism @davwim "Call the cops if you're in trouble!" -people who have never actually dealt with police before I've been robbed twice and both times knew exactly who'd done it. The response was "Oh yeah, that sucks. Well, hope things get better"

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@MattOben @SocialistBowden You think *that's* bad, wait until you see what they do to Water in a couple years.

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@nypost Honestly, I'm fine with this. Thank you for not fucking kids. Here's a medal, a steam cleaner, 10 grand, an escort service and a STD clinic. Have the week off and we're sorry for disturbing you.

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@ordurebizarree Beaches suck. They're hot and sand gets up your buttcrack

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Imagine spending 45 billion dollars, a quarter of your entire net worth, just to outlaw making fun of you online for being a giant dweeb, only to have people make fun of you even harder

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@_LovlEyMe @MissDenae It gets worse. His water is shut off. He can't flush.

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@patrick_hruby @JuliusGoat I remember reading an article where they interviewed a family complaining they never expected to be making only 400 thousand a year and could barely afford their 21 thousand dollar a year dog walker budget. I was making 16 thousand a year at the time.

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Just think. Elon coulda bought Truth Social instead for like 20 bucks and a bucket of KFC.

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Trump should be happy. It's the first time he's been wanted in ages.

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@YasmineJibril @pookleblinky We already hit "The UN are Hamas" days ago, so this is the natural progression.

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@ScotExpress I mean, I'd suspected Phillip was a vampire, but it's weird to see it so openly confirmed.

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@DoctorMacArthur @crypt0e @AP You're laughing? Thousands of venture capitalists and techbros are being forced to crawl through shit and you're laughing? The lawyer that defended Nestle's child slavery practices barely managed to hike out!

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@Anarchohoodism @davwim My first police interaction was for underaged drinking because I was having a beer a week before my 21st birthday. 800 dollar fine and two weeks community service. The others were largely similar. "Solving crimes" isn't what they do.

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Ok, fine, but America still wins at overthrowing democracies.

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Iran won its first medal in Tokyo which is also their first ever Olympics medal in shooting: Javad Foroughi won gold in Men’s 10M Air Pistol and broke the Olympics record today. (Via @NBC )

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@WUTangKids >DrDickmilker has entered the chat

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@meiselasb Regarding 6, I think he just means he's also morbidly obese, sweaty, and in extreme decline.

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@ChrisBWithYou @Acyn My god, they'll stop at nothing to bring him down. Including planting documents he himself admits he took.

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@steinkobbe It's like pogs, but stupid and not real and somehow worth millions.

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@TheAngelKing47 @shackle_ton Ok, but you can totally make it past the Cazadores, Death Claws, and the raiders if you run fast enough and stick to the ridgelines, and if you make it and bankrupt the casino outside vegas, you can get to the surgeon for an int implant before you've even started your first quest

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@uncledoomer Or this is australia and the australian dollar is not worth the same as the US dollar. You can tell by the "Macca's" text at the bottom. Aussie slang.

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@oldwitchsring This is why you never eat food a buncha fairies offer you.

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@cowlonfull Gosh. I can't believe all the top women athletes on earth have such big muscles

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@molochofficial @ZombiesAreBad surely that situation would go way better if they were both waving guns around. And then everyone else could draw their guns and tell them to drop it. And that could just be what shopping at walmart is anymore.

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@KevinCow @ZombiesAreBad @BrianBLevinson So gonna go ahead and guess Garrison isn't a huge fan of Cervantes as the phrase "Tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote is a reference to "Wasting time fighting enemies or trying to resolve issues that are imaginary, unimportant, or impossible to overcome."

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Even these motherfuckers gotta have two jobs and you're gonna say we got a good economy?

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Jill Biden returns to the classroom as a working First Lady, becoming the first First Lady to leave the White House and log hours at a full-time job.

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@souljagoytellem @HongPong I'm still pretty confused what the downside is. 400 years of rampant unchecked expansionist immigration, now it's suddenly a problem when Mexicans come back to land they ran for longer than America was a thing?

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The problem with satire these days is that there is no statement so stupid now that it couldn't actually be real.

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@inkblotio @shackle_ton 47 men died trying to get it on Mr Whiskers during the battle of Hastings.

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@eastsidehomo @oabel10 @mypersonalflop @AlbertoRavioli Yes, Hello, I live in a food desert and don't have a working air conditioner. I'm also living in the American Midwest. There are also no jobs here. I'll take the Maccau "slums" thanks.

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@uncledoomer It's always been kinda neat that there's such a clear delineation between a meme being alive and it's hollowed out rotting carcass being worn by marketing execs like a Halloween costume.

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@Phil_Lewis_ One guy. They would have stood and watched if one guy hadn't thought fast enough.

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@apoorva_nyc @Asher_Wolf Clickbait like this is why America has 6 million infected and 200k dead right now. How about we work under the assumption that people are fucking contagious and we can go back and relitigate it when it's no longer killing 10k people a week.

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@AntifaRioter @s3xandpancak3s The irony is fox has apparently spent all morning talking about hunter, who last I checked still holds no position in our government

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@ScooterCasterNY @yyeeaahhhboiii2 I appreciate the gesture of making 11 million people late for dinner, but like... you could go out and buy dinner for a dozen guys like Jordan without walking a block. You are stepping over the homeless to protest on their behalf. Go buy em socks or something.

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@barbarikon @_asajj_ @The_Real_Fly They didn't even *try* carpet bombing the entire neighborhood.

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@KevinCow @ZombiesAreBad @BrianBLevinson Knowing that, the read on the political cartoon is that God-King Trump is encouraging people to waste their time attacking utterly made up issues that don't exist, making this (accidentally), Garrison's most accurate cartoon ever

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@justice_then @pagood5 @BrianEntin I love the bit where the defense is they went through the dozens of boxes of documents he wasn't supposed to have and promised it was totally cool.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt "Smarter than Trump" is an incredibly low bar to clear though.

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@marisaturno_ @mdp4202 Ok. Ok. Here's a point of clarification. Yes, those are "expired" but the US has weird rules on that. They're still perfectly edible, and safe. The skittles at least. And keep in mind our dates are all backwards from the rest of earth. Month/day/year instead of day/month/year.

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@Lesley_NOPE Or have it next year or something for god's sake. I am sure future Olympic historians will be fine with us delaying so everybody didn't freaking die.

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@patrick_hruby @JuliusGoat The @wallstjournal is basically for people making a half a million a year upwards who really felt the lack of a major publication talking about how oppressed *they* were; rich people being by far the smallest minority in the country.

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@nypost Breaking: Senator actually understands proper meme structure. GOP still fails to get jokes.

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@Dixie202021 @KyivIndependent Exactly. It's a special operation so America is just giving some special suggestions.

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@KoritoPrime It's also how myths of cyclopses and dragons started.

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@maxwelltani @FalconryFinance @theintercept Yes it's very important they find out who leaked... that they were letting the Israeli military write their own articles on the genocide being done by the Israeli military.

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@Snowden Of course, that's exactly what someone suspending Snowden over a vat of acid would *want* us to think...

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@RightWingCope @GrahamButCool It's all funny bumper stickers, until the doors lock and it sets itself on fire.

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@GaryMichaelDoan @DoctorTomG Trump was literally Epstein's co-defendant before the 13 year old witness was threatened into silence.

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@Acyn party that passed an abortion ban with 13% approval has some big feelings about minorities pushing their agendas on everyone else.

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@sqorgeek @PlushyPoussey You don't gain weight because 23 out of every 24 hours are spent projectile vomiting

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@metzgov (Because he's objectively correct and these cowpokes are weird as hell)

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@prentic4 @AP Because people are being kicked out of homes they've lived in for decades for refusing to pay rent to Israel on land that Israel does not own, one side is firing rockets. The other side is murdering civilians in retaliation. Simply *not* murdering civilians is an option.

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@AP Polonium or defenestration?

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@Acyn "Sure I blatantly lied to all the people who voted for me, but surely they're used to it by now"

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@zei_squirrel @SexAndDonuts >Cops with protestors >Cops with spree killers

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@king_of_bob @ZombiesAreBad Nothing says "Defeat wokism" like bringing back childhood encephalitis

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@kenklippenstein @YourAnonRiots Almost like the point was stealing the land the whole time. Yep. Almost like that.

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@JasonMBrodsky @AmbDennisRoss Yes, how dare they not host someone to *checks notes* defend the most horrifying war crimes since the holocaust.

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My god UHF was an amazing film. If anyone reading this somehow hasn't seen it, correct that shit right now, today, do not wait.

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Incident Response people at the July 4th party

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@TheTNHoller Almost like "christian nationalism" is incredibly unpopular and nobody wants it.

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The crisis being that he's declared himself god emperor and pretty much nobody is cool with that

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Tunisia's Ennahda puts off party meeting amid crisis

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@Acyn Drop me a line when she invades the capitol to seize power.

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@AJemaineClement Nice. Check out my only fans.

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@coolranchzaku It would certainly cut down on goon recruitment.

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@DoctorFishbones This is the silly bullshit that killed Occupy

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@StorySlug @Mal_A_Clypse The whole thing is an 800 page recipe for Lambas Bread

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@erasmusNYT Oh god, all the ones that show someone my age with a stable career. And decks. Massive decks.

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@kirstie_talbot Considering it's a car dealership, I can promise you someone is incredibly aware and thinks they're hilarious. They're correct.

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@jaysbookman @HongPong Ya know, I'm starting to think they just don't like anti-fascists because they're fascists.

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I'm starting to think Cannon ain't real good at the whole judging thing.

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Covering Aileen Cannon is tough bc she's already done so much that doesn't accord with law and precedent -- so Trump's lawyers have ALREADY gotten away with bullshit claims. But the takeaway from this hearing should have been, "Trump's lawyers are lying about legal precedent."

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@DoctorFishbones "How dare you bring your agressive scent into the super quiet room!" Maybe you should just stay at home and let the adults who can handle smells and noises handle shit.

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@ChangeYoHandle When you start your domestic terrorism movement with "now it's super important none of us wear masks" odds are good you're somebody's patsy.

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@AP Remind me whose death toll is rising there, AP? Which side has the airstrikes again?

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@betsykosheff @DrugPolicyOrg Oh no need. Just leave it in the evidence lockup and it'll end up back on the streets.

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@AP Was it the years of extremely public slave markets that tipped them off?

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@bestoneTX Only surprising if you haven't noticed zionists are the most blatant and unapologetic racists on the planet, bar none.

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@KatieBoLillis Surprised she didn't demand they stop by Nigeria on the way back to rescue the prince that kept trying to get her banking info.

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@RealRonSmith1 @BurtonSharlene @chrisjollyhale How about a medal that actually still means something?

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@tomscocca @MMAcatfish That's a little unfair. They don't walk either.

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@DougHenwood They have a rich pro genocide tradition to protect.

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@patriottakes Yes, they'll really love being rounded up for deviancy by the "Christian Nationalist" religious police

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@davramdavram @TheGoodLiars I love the bit where she realizes how this sounds and just says "watch fox news, they'll explain it" like they're a new org and not anti-american propaganda.

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@22dbrit @shaun_vids Enh, about 25 bucks of fancy coffee drinks morning noon and night. It was a problem.

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@JoshuaPHilll Wow that sucks. Has he tried not supporting genocide?

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When I talk about "liberal propaganda" this is what I mean. Ain't a *direct* lie in here, but it's still neglecting the bit where the LAPD set off a bomb in a residential neighborhood as a failed publicity stunt.

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...meanwhile LAPD maintains it is unknown what caused this planned detonation.

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@_spiritfields_ @MattOben @SocialistBowden That was just normal corruption. Imagine the same, but with water traded on the stock exchange, so there's an economic incentive to hoard it to drive the price up.

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@feller_one @hilaryagro A bunch of inventors fuck off and the entire planet grinds to a halt to beg them to come back and keep being smart for them. As opposed to what would *actually* happen, which is that they would be replaced within days by their nearest competitor.

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@DoctorBKG @_ZachFoster @HamBoneCrypto Well since only one is ethnically cleansing 1.7 million in response to 1400, I mean 1200, I mean 600 victims of a terrorist attack, *currently* no. No it does not go both ways.

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@feller_one @hilaryagro It's entire core ethic of "the takers" being helpless without their benevolent overlords is laughably moronic and disproven with even a rudimentary knowledge of history. But it's popular because it justifies being a greedy selfish anti-union asshole, which is why it's liked

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@washingtonpost Yeah. That's us. Super worried about labor conditions in china.

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@TheMcKenziest You say that like they don't make it clear dying or medical bankruptcy are options too.

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@MarxistAli @FalconryFinance Not pictured: "Grateful medical professionals receiving the medical supplies" They're just moving them from one pile to another.

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@GarlicCorgi @Ergoat Back when I was a kid a 9/11 was worth something. Nowadays it takes 15 of em.

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