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Hello again.

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Bob Clendenin
1 year
Bob Clendenin ( @bobclendenin ) was put in a permanent naughty chair. All the musings, vitriol, and snark that would have appeared on that account will now be tweeted from here ( @DoctorTomG )
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The Never Surrender sneakers just surrendered 75% of their price.
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Can someone explain all the pro Israel rhetoric from the “Jews will not replace us” crowd?
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I find it slightly disconcerting that a good portion of our democracy is now in the hands of a guy who thinks Noah’s Ark is a true story.
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Imagine the realization that you are a worse human being than Laura Loomer?
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@__The_Stone__ Just looked at your timeline. Nobody believes you have a hundred dollars.
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Does Tom Fitton know they make clothes for grownups?
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Congrats to Kelsey Grammer for driving a stake through the heart of his new show before it’s even aired.
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Has the @nytimes explained why they sat on the Alito story for four years?
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Any journalist who allows a Republican to talk about “post birth abortions” without punching them in the nuts is a disgrace to their profession. Talking to you @jaketapper
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@RonFilipkowski "holy shit! he made an 8 ft putt with no break!!!" It's like an over indulgent parent watching their 3 year old throw a whiffle ball.
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If they can do this to Trump, they can do it to anyone, so keep this in mind before you do any raping and defaming
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10 months
Biden could be 112 and drooling on himself while ringing a wheelchair bell like Tio Salamanca and he'd still be 100 times the president YamTits ever was so shut the fuck up about it already.
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1 year
Much to the surprise of no one.
@QasimRashid
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
1 year
MAGA Rep Bryan Slaton—who intro’d a bill mandating death for women seeking abortion because his Biblical morals apparently command it—has resigned after investigators found he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a teen staffer after getting her drunk😑 This is the GOP.
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You know what might be a baller move? For Engoran to assess trump’s penalty as “20% of trump’s total net worth” and let trump state what that is. His greed will battle his hubris and the rat chewed wires inside his hamster wheel of a brain will go fizz pop.
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Really looking forward to the flurry of thoughts and prayers and "never forget" posts from all the people currently giving reach around hand jobs to Saudi Arabia.
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The Bible was written by numerous people and is full of second, third, and fourth hand accounts and subjective opinions. It’s basically a 2000 year old subreddit. And you want to tell me it’s a literal truth and should dictate my life?
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@jimstewartson @GeoRebekah @TimBallard @FoxNews And yet all the pedophiles we unearth are Christian youth pastors…
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This is fucking infuriating
@ChudsOfTikTok
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All of these Saudi owned farms in AZ were negotiated, sold, & approved by the Republican Legislature who refused to listen about the environmental impact they would have. AZ still has Republican majorities in Congress.
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To the surprise of absolutely no one.
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It turns out, the guy who made the winning $9,000 bid for the autographed Golden Trump Clown Shoes,… is a Russian CEO.
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@__The_Stone__ You’ll do well.
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Looks like @Timcast is just as short as we expected him to be.
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I feel this doesn't pass the sniff test
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Fantastic - send Marsha Blackburn packing.
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So excited to make this announcement friends, @MarkHamill is joining me on a fundraising zoom and you should join us too—he gets how important 2024 is for our country and our democracy. Click here to save your spot!
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Hey @MSNBC - “Andrea Mitchell Reports” would be infinitely better without Andrea Mitchell.
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@JDHaltigan Putting PhD in your handle doesn’t seem fragile at all.
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7 months
Is there a single person from the MAGA cult who is not a constantly aggrieved whiny ass perpetual victim?
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I’m having a really hard time understanding why Steve Bannon isn’t in fucking prison.
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5 months
Let me get this straight - you have shirts, flags, and hats with trump's name and face. You buy xmas ornaments with him on them. You buy NFTs with his head on super-hero bodies. You make art with him crossing the Delaware or at the last supper... ... and *I'm* the one with TDS?
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We have infrastructure, we have the Chips Acts, we have a killer Dow, and we don't have an unhinged lying corrupt rapist traitor cutting deals with autocrats. Hey @EliseStefanik - I'd say it's a resounding Go Fuck Yourself.
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Stefanik: Are you better off today than you were four years ago? The answer is a resounding no
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@RepMTG I’m sure looking forward to his pipe bomber investigation. Are you?
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Trump sealed up the black vote with his gold sneaker move. If he wears a sombrero at his next rally, we’re done.
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I know this isn't very "big tent" of me, but if you look at trump and you look at Biden and you "can't decide" then frankly you're just a big fucking idiot and I want nothing to do with you.
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Looking forward to Vivek claiming tomorrow that he never said climate change is a hoax
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Is this one of the “foreign languages that nobody can understand” that trump warned us about?
@ChudsOfTikTok
ChudsOfTikTok 𓅜 🐀
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I think I found my new favorite insane Republican Congress member. What is she trying to say? 😆
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Republicans have spent 6 years defending and excusing their tax avoiding, sexual assaulting, charity grifting, insurrection inciting and document stealing leader and they can’t fathom that democrats aren’t as craven and despicable and soulless as they are.
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Looks like Bucky just bought a 10-pack of blowjobs.
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@The_Bradzter @AJemaineClement It comes as a huge surprise that you're into crypto. Nice abs - have you ever read a book?
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Let’s start a thread. This is Marge. She’s 13 and completely blind. She is #GratefulToNotLiveWithKristiNoem
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Everyone eventually gets the face they deserve.
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Jesse Watters is an irredeemable piece of shit. Just a vile, craven, repugnant piece of shit. Fuck @JesseBWatters
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I think we really need to re-examine a system that allows a Junior Senator with the IQ of a rice cake to hobble the entire US military.
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Wonder if it was the same General who told him we were out of bullets?
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Trump: We had it banned, you know, I went to generals. I said General off the record. What do you think of transgender. Sir, is anybody listening, sir What do you think? I don't like it, sir.
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Dan Dildobongo is a glorified mall security guard with rage issues and the IQ of tapioca. He is fragile as a lace fucking doily. Make sure you say hi - he loves it. @dbongino
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This makes me immensely happy
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If trump thinks he’s fucked now, just wait til he loses in November and Russia wants their 500 million back.
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Sorry about my absence, I was mean to Franklin Graham and needed to spend a week thinking about the errors of my ways.
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The worst part about discovering what an insufferable and unhinged loon RFK is - is it makes it virtually impossible to still like Cheryl Hines.
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7 months
Try to lead your life in such a way that Stephen Miller won’t praise you when you die.
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1 year
This. 1000 times this.
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Joe Walsh
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We’ve been reminded once again this week that Republicans have never been angry at Russia for attacking our 2016 election. They’ve only been angry at our FBI for investigating the attack. Think about that. Russia attacks us, and Republicans go after our FBI for investigating it.
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Unless we live in the dumbest country in the world, Joe Biden won a second term tonight. #SOTU
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I'm dying to hear @BasedMikeLee explain how this will work. These people are fucking idiots.
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I want to move to ND so I can vote for this guy. Great ad.
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Can we get 500 retweets on this? This is one hell of an ad from a Democrat running for Congress in North Dakota in an OPEN seat currently occupied by a Republican. We need to take back the house and have a real majority.
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I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact people buy supplements from this guy.
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If you’re a person of color and you support trump, raise your ridiculously deformed AI hand!
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I hope our republican patriots in Congress will continue to show their love of freedom by refusing to wear a mask around Steve Scalise.
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@BasedMikeLee Don't tell Mike Lee about Buffalo wings.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is super grumpy that she had to cover her tits.
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So if KC loses the SB it will be because God hates libtards and cursed Taylor and Travis and all their libtardedness. And if KC wins it’s a deep state conspiracy psy-op orchestrated by Obama and George Soros? This is exhausting.
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Another day, another GOP faceplant.
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So in addition to being an election denier and wanting to criminalize homosexuality, our new Speaker also thinks the earth is 6,000 years old. Way to go, Republicans, great move
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Pretty sobering example that no matter how great an example you set as a parent, there are no guarantees…
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Hey #AndreaMitchell - either put yourself out to pasture or shut the fuck up about Biden's age. @mitchellreports
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Oh my god, this is going to break the internet.
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"LEGATE" 🖤
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Lara Trump sings her new original single "Won't Back Down" (which totally wasn't stollen from Tom Petty) live on air… it goes about as well as you'd expect 😳
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@BidenHQ “Nikki and Nancy both start with N which is one of the letters of the alphabet. There are 25 others. A lot of people don’t know that.” - trump, tomorrow
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To the surprise of no one, @ChayaRaichik10 is an illiterate fucking moron.
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Jane of the North
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Turns out Libs of Tiktok is just as vapid and vacuous as you’d expect. She’s the perfect Nazi.
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So many complexities in this struggle but I’m inclined to be on the side of the group that’s NOT ripping down the posters for missing hostages.
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If you even utter a peep about “pardoning trump” you will never ever get my vote or my money.
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Just a reminder that Charlie Kirk is a college dropout and isn’t qualified for shit.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Charlie Kirk: “I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”
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My verified account was permanently suspended because I said I hoped trump spent his final days in prison (I used a word that starts with a 'd' and rhymes with 'cries') Meanwhile an account that goes by "gasthejews6969" is given the all clear. Great job, Elon. What a shitshow.
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As you’re digesting your turkey, please enjoy a good laugh at the expense of self-owning MAGA dErP @johninphx who thought he’d make fun of my spelling the word “stollen”. Could these people get any dumber?
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We are now at the point where every single item advertised on Twitter is either a scam or a piece of shit. Nice going, Elon.
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STOP!!! There is not a single person in the entire country who didn’t vote for trump in ‘20 but is now, after 4 indictments, rethinking that. NOT ONE.
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Mark is going to go through some stuff
@StopAntisemites
StopAntisemitism
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L.A. - disturbing video footage captures Mark Nakagawa, President of the United Methodist Church, taking a marker and drawing a swastika on a Jewish woman's package of soda.
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Botched Barbie has a rock solid plan for party unification.
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Lara Trump says when she becomes co-Chair of the Republican Party, “anyone” who doesn’t support Trump and MAGA will be told to “leave” the party
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I know he’s an irrelevant little turd, but seeing grifter sycophant @DineshDSouza exposed for his lies and bullshit is immensely satisfying.
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The swamp does not feel an investigation of the swamp is warranted.
@NashIsHere4It
𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝
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Tell us you blow taxpayer money on stupid shit without telling us you blow taxpayer money on stupid shit.
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Big congrats to @aubrey_savela who tried to pull a bullshit stunt for clicks and ended up being a bigger punchline than Lauren Boebert
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Stephen Richer—MaricopaCountyRecorder (prsnl acct)
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@aubrey_savela @TPAction_ Hi Aubrey! Thanks for reaching out. You changed your voter registration on the last day of voter registration (Feb. 20) from your Chandler address to your new Tempe address. Because early ballots must go out on Feb. 21, your Chandler ballot was already set to go out, and
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@Keeznuuts @ProjectLincoln @TheRickWilson Do you refer to bank robberies as “financial reallocations”?
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@RezaC1 @POTUS This is not a glowing endorsement of the Georgetown MBA program.
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I’m guessing this is a fundraising effort to pay his settlement?
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@TRUMP4USD @MattWallace888 Admitting that conservative accounts are the ones spreading falsehoods and disinformation is an interesting strategy.
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Based on my timeline I can totally see why Elon would think my “For You” feed should include Candace Owens, Catturd, Tucker, and a stream of Russian bots and toothless “pure blood patriot” chucklefucks. This place sucks.
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Tim Scott is the worst example of partisan stoogery. A despicable and shameless coward. Fuck @votetimscott
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I’ve worked with him and he’s a super nice guy who I believe means well, but man oh man that’s a shit take from @TheRock . Really really disappointing.
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@AZSenateDems We’ll see if they’re still clapping in 6 months.
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Oh sure, T-Swift and Pink are mobilizing new voters but let’s see who’s laughing after Roseanne and Kevin Sorbo send out a few email blasts…
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Andrew Tate arrested again? Could this month get any better?
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@ColtsMetsBucks @BlackKnight10k @Legorat How have you not wandered into traffic?
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“Nikki and Nancy both start with N which is one of the letters of the alphabet. There are 25 others. A lot of people don’t know that.” - trump, tomorrow
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Really great site you got here @elonmusk , you irredeemable fucking prick.
@RightWingWatch
Right Wing Watch
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Antisemitic white nationalist Christian fascist Nick Fuentes says that when his America First movement takes power, all non-Christians will be executed: "When we take power, they need to be given the death penalty ... They must be absolutely annihilated when we take power."
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I know it's the B-Story here, but can we just point out the irony of "you gotta pay" coming from the most dead beat piece of shit to ever walk the planet?
@BidensWins
Biden’s Wins
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BREAKING: Donald Trump just asked Russia to attack our NATO allies. Donald Trump is asking for World War III. Retweet to ensure the whole country knows what Trump is trying to get us into.
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@WalshFreedom Tell me about these people. They voted for Biden but they were won over by trump’s insurrection, assault on democracy and document theft? They didn’t vote for trump but now think he’s being persecuted? Tell me about these people cuz I’m finding this really tough to believe.
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Republicans don’t give a shit about the border They don’t give a shit about the economy And they don’t give a shit about the American people. All they care about is power and they’re willing to grovel to a corrupt lying rapist traitor to get it. They are an absolute disgrace.
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@ErnspigerX I’m with you, but I’m guessing their point is that the dog spent the day eating bugs and licking ass so maybe it’s not a big concern…
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Don Jr, Eric, and Andrew Giuliani are all watching their inheritances wash away and I can’t stop smiling.
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. @maddow and @NicolleDWallace led the charge against the disinformation and bullshit being spewed daily by trump and his acolytes. Now @MSNBC wants them to share the stage with one of the worst lying liars who lies? They need to call out this travesty.
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