new therapist just asked me "at what age did you get your first period" and i told her i dont have a uterus and she just said "wow!" followed by a solid minute of silence
brought my cishet boyfriend to pride and he ate the food as the sun was setting and turned into a pig and now i’m working in the bathhouse until i can find a way to turn him back
getting a lot of glares at pride because everyone thinks the man i’ve brought with me is my cishet boyfriend but he’s actually the eunuch advisor in my royal court
tv autism: twink cop uses mind palace to solve mega murder
irl autism: twink moron uses mind palace to recall any and every detail of the Kingdom Hearts series
can we talk abt the catfish episode where they make a huge deal over a guy talking to a trans woman online & then when they meet her & she reveals she was lying about being trans & is actually cis & then suddenly the dude loses interest in her & everyone is so confused why
Frog Fact: frogs have existed since time immemorial and therefore predate original sin, meaning they have no need to celebrate Easter as Christ’s death means nothing to them.
Fucked that cishet couples get congratulated for being pregnant. Like hey I’m over here getting cummed in too but no one is like “wow robin :) good work I’m so happy for you”
the moment u realize that Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is just an excuse for a solitary gay man in Japan to draw impossibly beautiful men in gorgeous outfits beating each other to the verge of death is when it starts to click tbh
many popular trans girl accounts are either left posters or sex workers. i aim to become the first popular trans girl account that has no discernible merits or value. thank you for your support
TSA: Whoa ma’am slow down there we’re gonna have to pat you down. Scan turned up an unidentified penis-shaped object near your groin.
Me: Ah, yes. That would be my penis.
thinking about a comment i saw the other day that said “not all trans people want abolish the gender binary” and marveling at how so many of y’all literally could not give two shits about non-binary people
I’m a bimbo. I’m butch. I’m a bottom. I defy categorization. I will not be placed into a single category. I will drink a white claw and clean my bathtubs drain while also not knowing a single thing about federal income tax. I am many. I am one.
Trans person with a large following: hi everyone I also do *some kind of artistic/professional work of high personal value and importance* !! Please check it out!!
Followers: oh you do things? I thought you were just a fetish object for me sexualize and consume
there’s really nothing to say about this. it’s pictures of a beautiful woman wearing cool and strange glasses. she’ll be invited to be scanned into his machine within the week.
i really think the final nail in the nonbinary coffin for me was thinking hard about what the idealized version of my self might look like and coming to the conclusion that i honestly wouldn’t be too displeased if i were just a really cool looking rock