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@HelenRuthsGhost

2 months

Every inning after the ninth, replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it’s all dogs

Baseball’s Greatest Moments

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If you became MLB Commissioner, what would be your first move?

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My sister is doing low carb and she told me she made a low carb quesadilla. I asked her how and she said she used eggs as the tortilla. I said that’s an omelette and now she isn’t talking to me

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BASEBALL PANTS IN BIO

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Nick Castellanos can do the funniest thing

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it would just be extremely funny if king charles died during the MLB in london thing, the idea of rob manfred dealing with that is so funny to me

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2 years

If you’re in line to sign Carlos Correa STAY IN LINE

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1 year

All I want is to make Coco proud

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@dog_rates

1 year

This is Coco. She’s very proud of you for making it through another day. Thought you should know that. 13/10

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EVERYBODY STOP AND LOOK AT PARMA

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1 year

This is Parma. She really looks up to you. Looks up to pretty much everything. But her favorite is you. 12/10

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If you’re in line to make an “Angel Hernandez finally made the right call” joke, stay in line, twitter will stay open until everyone gets to make that joke

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1 year

I need the angry cotton ball immediately

WeRateDogs

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1 year

We only rate dogs. This is an angry cotton ball. Please only send dogs… 12/10

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1 year

All the MLB affiliated accounts, mlb network, MLB game recaps from last night‘s game are ignoring what happened in Oakland last night. If you only get your info from MLB you have no idea what is really happening.

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This is not for us, it’s for the brits who are going to pull this out and tell their grandchildren the story of how that sexy American lad hit the homer that killed their king

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@angelinrealtime

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if you buy this I’m putting you on my pervert list

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Was searching for Blue Jays highlights and this was at the top 😬

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Blue jay, refreshes in a stream 📹 thewildlifecompanion

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2 years

It’s his birthday. It’s his taco

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There are 3-4 umpires who are gonna miss Angel Hernandez bc he shielded them from our wrath

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2 months

Love watching baseball players murder toxic masculinity one kiss at a time. (Sincere ❤️)

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I’m not breathing actually

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3 months

Booing a guy who played for the Phillies just makes him stronger. You can’t hurt him

Sophia Minnaert

@SophiaMinnaert

3 months

Rhys Hoskins has responded to the Mets fans booing him with a RBI single and his first @Brewers home run. 😂

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@EephusTosser Oh wow. I can’t believe this isn’t available on every late night menu in the world

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2 years

You may not like it, but the correct team for Ohtani is The Blue Jays.

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1 year

I’m glad twitter lived long enough for me to witness Barack Obama get yelled at by a cat

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@lizaboth She’s on her own now! I’m staying out lol

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Oakland Athletics

Baseball’s Greatest Moments

@BBGreatMoments

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Lets say the league is adding a new expansion franchise, you get to pick the city and name. What are you picking?

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2 years

The broadcast saying Yu Darvish was tipping pitches. Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t that not the case, but it was because the Astros were stealing signs and then gaslit Darvish

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9 months

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the overalls and singing and fun are good and deciding that they “don’t work” bc the Phillies didn’t go to the World Series is ridiculous.

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3 months

In play (runs)

Bryan Hoch ⚾️

@BryanHoch

3 months

Anthony Volpe was scratched with an "upset stomach." There's been a lot of that going around since the Mexico City trip (including the press box).

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6 months

That’s the same guy

Baseball America

@BaseballAmerica

6 months

The Orioles are on a wild run 🤯 They're the first team to ever have three consecutive No. 1 Prospects.

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3 years

I’m not sure who thought I needed everything as quickly as possible. But this here is absolutely what I want. If there is a tornado warning. Just set my order aside. It’s fine. Take care of yourself.

Read Jackson Rising

@JoshuaPHilll

3 years

This is worth pausing and thinking about for a sec. Companies currently treat workers like garbage to get us packages 24 hours faster and we need to resist that, collectively.

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1 year

I know this is a serious issue, but write a headline that doesn’t sound like this is just one very busy toddler

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@ncknvme

1 year

Where are the good toddlers with guns to stop this?

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11 months

Owners manipulating fanbases to get public funding for new stadiums is gross. The owners are gross. Manfred is gross. This is exhausting.

Sports Illustrated

@SInow

11 months

The White Sox could reportedly consider a move to Nashville

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2 years

Shulman saying Buck Martinez texts the guys in the booth with stuff they should say is so cute.

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2 years

Why is this me tho tap tap tap lol

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

2 years

When I’m tweeting out my indignant little tweets tap tap tap

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3 months

Every baseball fan has that one player they hope kisses that one other player

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3 months

When the buzzer setting is too high

Talkin’ Baseball

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4 months

Maybe Jason Kelce’s presser is him demanding the Phillies bring back dollar dog night

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5 months

Fanatics Rawlings 🤝 Manfred lying about balls

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1 year

I always say I’m going to stop tweeting about the Astros, but every time someone brings up Yu Darvish sadly watching hours of video trying to see how he was tipping pitches, WHEN IT WAS LIES, I get the rage all over again

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1 year

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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I am just a girl standing in front of MLB asking for Rob Manfred to be fired into the sun

Dan O'Donnell

@DanODonnellShow

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EXCLUSIVE: Multiple sources say it's "not an accident" that Major League Baseball asked Brewers owner Mark Attanasio to head the committee tasked with relocating the Oakland A's to Las Vegas amid uncertainty surrounding stadium financing in Milwaukee.

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The thing about Zack Hample is that MLB should have banned him from parks instead of celebrating him.

Just Oriole Things

@JustOsThings

1 month

Zack Hample ran all the way over from another section. He completely ruins this fans chance of catching that ball, if I was that fan I would be pretty pissed. No one is entitled to a fly ball but it is ridiculous considering he came from another section.

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3 years

Y’all acting like Brett Gardner isn’t going to end up playing 157 games in OF for the Yankees after everyone else pulls a hammy

Talkin’ Jake

@TalkinJake

3 years

Yankees opening day blimp cam Marte Gallo Judge Seager Gleyber DJLM Olson Cole Sanchez Stanton wow.

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2 years

If you need to dunk on this story, and you should bc it’s bad….here’s a screenshot you can use so you aren’t giving the NY Post engagement, which is what they want

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1 year

Opening Trade Day Deadline

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3 months

Hey Nike, I have an idea for the Toronto City Connects

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3 months

I don’t want to tell you how to feel but there are approximately 159 more baseball games and some of you aren’t gonna make it if morale doesn’t improve

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Dance like no one is watching. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Paint Grimace on your chest like you won’t have to sit in the Wrigley bleachers down 8-1

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Had to exit out of an MLB fan experience survey bc of this question. Would not let me choose no. So next time MLB tries to tell you they are “listening to what fans want” just remember this is how they are gathering data on what we want

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1 month

I don’t think Nike realized there were 30 cities when they were pitching the city connect concept, and they ran out of ideas a long time ago

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1 year

Once again, it’s important to have non-corporate affiliated journalism. This is just a sports story. But it’s a microcosm of what happens everywhere and with much bigger issues.

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1 year

If I were the Blue Jays I would just release the pitcher who keeps making public blunders and also isn’t very good at pitching

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2 years

Another reason why I will be mad at the Astros forever. Darvish has said he studied game film trying to figure out how he was tipping pitches. Bc Astros players LIED TO HIM

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3 years

@VP A lot that’s frustrating. Like no federal leadership or guidance. Leaving us on our own without proper tools like affordable masks, available tests, or a functioning CDC. The vaccines are ONE tool and it doesn’t always protect the most vulnerable

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2 months

Seeing people learn about all 700 of the Rays mascots has been fun

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👀

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3 months

Now it’s opening day

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1 year

Y’all. My dad is home.

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Dude has been bragging about his “homemade salsa” for a week. He finally gave me the recipe, and it includes a jar of pre-made salsa as one of the ingredients. 🚩 🚩 🚩

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1 year

If landlords can charge pets rent, we should be able to claim them as dependents

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10 months

Pssst, don’t forget to enjoy your baseball team—even if they aren’t great. Winter is Coming, and you’re gonna miss them.

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11 months

Broke his spirit by taking away the home run jacket and trading his besties

Mike Petriello

@mike_petriello

11 months

Jays fans: Give me your best theories as to why Vlad Jr's year has been kind of underwhelming.

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Why baseball is so obsessed with god bless america. Baseball is fun gimme a fun song I can dance to

Codify

@CodifyBaseball

5 months

What is it about baseball that makes no sense to you?

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2 years

If you’re in line to dunk on Aubrey Huff stay in line! They have to let you get your joke in!

rich

@rich_roberts

2 years

democratic process doing its thing

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2 years

Every picture of the Phillies is horny. It’s incredible

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Gambling addiction isn’t rational. So if you’re trying to make sense of why someone who shouldn’t bet, does. Or bets in a way that doesn’t make sense to you. The answer may be just as simple as that: addictions are not rational

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9 months

Things most people root for: my team to win Things I root for: World Series matchups that will make Rob Manfred sad

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4 months

I don’t have anything to promote. But I am glad so many people enjoyed this tweet. And yes my sister and I are always like this 😂

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1 year

This supports my theory that blocking and ignoring these RW folks is what they hate the most. They really really care about engagement numbers

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@oneunderscore__

1 year

oh my god

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2 months

Why would anyone ask an nfl kicker to give a graduation speech

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5 months

Girls don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day. They want free agents to sign so we can wrap up this off-season.

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5 months

His job is Pitch

Jim Hayes

@TheCatOnBallyTV

5 months

Lance Lynn’s ride. #STLCards

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2 years

I know a lot of cubs fans soured on Albert Almora. But after the foul ball incident he is on my Sensitive Sons I Will Defend With My Life list.

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2 years

@NCSox @danielleweisber Let us have this

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1 year

My Willson Contreras opinion (since everyone has one) is that it is embarrassing for the Cardinals to be talking about this so much so publicly. Feels gross, unprofessional, and a little scapegoaty

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2 years

A Priceless Masterpiece standing next to a Van Gogh

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9 months

Watching Phillies fans go through the “we just need to get rid of the overalls and singing and be very serious” stage of grief that the Blue Jays just went through w the home run jacket—-and this is not the way

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5 months

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Someone should sign Joey Votto because he is still a really good player and has a lot left in the tank and his career should definitely not end with getting tossed out of the game by some egotistic umpire who forgot what the game is even about and

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3 months

If you can’t be delusional about your baseball team today then when can you be? More like Hopening Day

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I don’t think anyone should have to put their job first in their life, even if it’s a really awesome job. But this guy is so unlikable he makes me want to argue against things I already believe

Sam Blum

@SamBlum3

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Anthony Rendon on playing pro baseball: "It’s never been a top priority for me. This is a job. I do this to make a living. My faith, my family come first before this job. So if those things come before it, I’m leaving." Here's the full exchange:

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Putting Vladdy at third to prepare for Joey Votto’s resurrection 👀

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1 year

@marlinsminors This is tacky. You’re celebrating a very embarrassing moment for baseball where a fan was harassed for no reason for literally years. Leave this man alone.

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Last year on Father’s Day my dad was in icu on a ventilator and we weren’t sure if we’d ever get any more holidays together. This year, I get to cook him a steak and watch the Dodgers with him. Feeling grateful.

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4 months

The whole “Vegas A’s”thing is so embarrassing.

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2 years

Please never, ever let ben verlander have a moment’s rest about claiming Babe Ruth murdered his wife.

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5 months

On the one hand the pants are see through, on the other hand should be a good year for seeing a lot of balls in play

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10 months

People asking why are the Phillies horny. But the real question is why aren’t other teams more horny?

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2 months

Looks ready. Let’s go

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5 months

My green flags: -Likes Joey Votto -Tweets Votto Still Bangs -Tags me in tweets about Joey Votto -Thinks someone should sign Joey Votto - Is Joey Votto

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Semi-regular reminder of you support this pitcher, block me. We don’t have anything to say to each other

Jason A. Churchill

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2 months

Delusion is a hell of a drug

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2 months

Be ungovernable

Doug Aoki

@Nantanreikan

2 months

Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.

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I know this one! Bc it’s hilarious. The park used to be called Bank One Ballpark and was known as BOB. So someone’s kid suggested a BOBcat mascot. But now the ballpark isn’t even called that so it’s extra silly.

Céspedes Family BBQ

@CespedesBBQ

9 months

Wait, why isn't the Dbacks mascot a snake????? The team named after a snake has a bobcat with no pants running around instead.

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5 months

Shooting at the Super Bowl parade is like if someone asked me to describe america in six words

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

5 months

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Fire official says 8 to 10 people injured after shooting near Chiefs parade in Kansas City.

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Astros: heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy

Ken Rosenthal

@Ken_Rosenthal

9 months

Some Astros upset at MLB as Bryan Abreu suspension looms over Game 7.

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Phillies radio telling a story about Nick Castellanos taking Kyle Schwarber to an immersive art show called Meow Wolf as a bonding activity—and I have never wanted to go to anything so much in my life

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5 months

Hey fanatics, I have suggestions for the baseball pants

Cats That Heal Your Depression

@Catshealdeprsn

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hmmmm wonder if anything else happened

A's win 7th straight in feat unseen since 1895

OAKLAND -- When a team is going through a stretch as hot as the A’s currently find themselves in, things always just seem to fall your way in the critical moments. Case in point: Tuesday night...

www.mlb.com

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Learned Canada only has like one Olive Garden but has a thing called East Side Mario’s instead. This is the real purpose of twitter.

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This can be a hard day for people so here are some red pandas making themselves look as big and as brave as they can

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5 months

We really need to rediscover the joy of liking mid-players just bc their vibes are good or they did a big play that one time

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2 months

No matter how many baseball games I watch there is always something new

Steve Zinsmeister

@Steve_Zins

2 months

Beekeeper pumps up the crowd as he finishes his masterful performance!

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5 months

Thought this was a meeting on the mound in the new baseball pants

Kairo

@Kairo_Anatomika

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These guys are called Fat-tailed sheep. They're native to the Middle East and North Africa. Like camels, they too store fat in one place on their body, keeping the rest of their bodies cool.