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Poulsbo, WA
Joined December 2008
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@HarleyPeyton
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@mtgreenee Thoughts and prayers.
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@HarleyPeyton
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@RexChapman At this point whenever my wife sees me crying on the couch she wonders "What did he post now?"
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@HarleyPeyton
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Very good boy.
@RexChapman
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This bomb sniffing good boy got a reward after his final sniff before retirement. Dogs, bruh...
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@JonahDispatch @patriottakes Jonah does not know what the verb "commemorate" means. No surprise there. On the plus side, "to celebrate" or to "recall with respect" are likely closer to the truth when it comes to Harlan's ghoulish trophies.
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@HarleyPeyton
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@ProudResister @shannoncoulter @usclimatestrike @JoeBiden Watching others set fire to our future requires it. They are shameful.
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@BillEllmore From the cited link's About Us page: "If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined." In other words, poor Bill got very excited about news on a satire site. The modern right in a NUTshell.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Love this.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Awesome.
@RexChapman
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Brooklyn: Postal workers getting the love they deserve. Ok, this is awesome...
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@TomCottonAR You. Fucking. Halfwit.
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@HarleyPeyton
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34 years ago. Changed my life. Thanks, @mfrost11
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@samstein Worst CNN audition ever.
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@HarleyPeyton
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4 years
We need to put this shit down. And we’ll need to attend to that whether a Biden wins or not. But yes, gods help us if he doesn’t.
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@HarleyPeyton
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@tribelaw It’s not about woke — nice straw man — it’s about sitting politely by while our democracy is dismantled. Maybe save the politesse for cocktail parties.
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Donald Trump is a mass murderer. Goats are awesome. Those are my Thursday takeaways.
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These ppl found a baby goat trapped in a pit. They took him home & cared for him overnite. The next day they tried to find the owner but had no luck. While looking - they found a group of goats with the same white fur. Then this happened. Humanity.🌎❤️
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@HarleyPeyton
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Just weird and lovely.
@RexChapman
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This stork couple celebrates their first egg. Wait for it. Sound on...
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@HarleyPeyton
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She possessed an ease and serenity that created peace. What a wonderful woman. RIP.
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RIP Peggy Lipton.
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No possible way to exaggerate his contribution to Twin Peaks. RIP, Legend.
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RIP to legendary film composer and fellow Brooklyn kid Angelo Badalamenti. Thanks for all the wonderful music.
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@RealSaavedra National rankings: Education: 50 Healthcare: 46 Economy: 45
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@KariLake Dude. You don’t even speak for the grass.
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@Bakari_Sellers Assault seems like a weird response to a dumb joke.
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@HarleyPeyton
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American Gestapo. No uniform, no badge, no warrant. ICE officers shot a man in the face as he tried to intervene in a Brooklyn arrest - The Washington Post
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@HarleyPeyton
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A picture of triumph.
@markknoller
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Just after 1AM, his tie undone, Pres Trump steps off Marine One back at the WH from his rally in Tulsa. By my count, it was his 500th flight aboard Marine One as president.
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@RexChapman Seems like an awful lot of mess and trouble to overcook a steak.
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@HarleyPeyton
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@MattWalshBlog Bigots like Matt don’t 'mind their own business.' Only reason they get up in the morning is to force themselves into the lives of others. The application of power, the emotional fascism, is the deeper rationale. And the idea that Matt would fight any 'war' is laughable.
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@HarleyPeyton
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If u only listen to one thing today...
@RexChapman
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Here is is. The full “11,780 Votes Song”. By Donald J. Trump
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@ksorbs God you're dumb.
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@GovRonDeSantis Short man in lifts demonstrates lack of familiarity w legal system and abhorrent anti-semitism at the same time.
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@joncoopertweets France. They're turning city center Paris into a car-less zone by 2024 and that alone gets me.
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@edokeefe Find a different job better suited to your failings.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Loved this guy.
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@mtgreenee You silly bag of hammers. Who do you think pays the outstanding bills of impoverished red states? Blue states, that’s who.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Curious. What was the *ideal* outcome?
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A beautiful Memorial Day at the park. I’m crying...😂🤣😭😭😭
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@mtaibbi Elon's footstool has opinions.
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@HarleyPeyton
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@TheAVClub The idea that one could write lengthy piece about Twin Peaks and the possibility of a fourth season without mentioning Mark Frost is lazy, unfortunate, and dishonest. The show could not have existed in any way, shape, or form without him. I should know. I was there.
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@MZanona Uhm 145-61 is not "clinging"...
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@HarleyPeyton
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2 years
Sometimes you fight back with kindness.
@RexChapman
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These are texts from a woman who lives on Martha’s Vineyard year-round. They got so many volunteers to help, including AP Spanish students from a local high school, that they had to turn them away…
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@donwinslow ⁩ …. Lotta fans in my house.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Burn the fucker down to the waterline. Vote like your lives depend on it. Because it does.
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Amanda Kloots��� husband passed away from Covid at age 41. Here - the widow of Broadway star Nick Cordero responds to Donald Trump telling people, “Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life.” Important words...
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@MattWalshBlog Bigot celebrates own stupidity. Again.
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@megynkelly In fairness, you call yourself a ‘journalist’.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Fuck these assholes.
@RexChapman
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Mission Viejo, CA: These two fake lawyers went to Frapys Frozen Yogurt and tried to intimidate a young attendant who politely asked them to wear a mask. It never ends. Let’s make ‘em famous...
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@ShamsCharania They got the suspension they wanted. No need to pretend.
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@HarleyPeyton
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So you CAN fire writers for unionizing and folks will find a way to ignore that.
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@HarleyPeyton
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He was a legend on the court. But he died being a Dad and that guts me.
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Hate crime.
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@KariLake Sad and bitter looks good on you.
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@HarleyPeyton
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He is alone at the top of an unclimbable mountain. There’s just no one like him.
@RexChapman
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On December 10, 2005 — Richard Pryor died at the age of 65. From “The Richard Pryor Show” (1977) - a sketch where he played the first Black president...
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@SamAdlerBell Those who find right wing "pique" coy and charming are doomed to underestimate it. Always.
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Absolute legend.
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@RexChapman @JerrySeinfeld Read elsewhere that she had an affair with James Dean. Yes she did.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Jordan Peterson is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. So he’s in the right room. Neil Young is right. #BoycottSpotify
@thebadstats
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Holy moly. I don't think I can do this. First words out of Peterson's mouth in the Joe Rogan interview are complete self parody. I can't even dunk on it.
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@DanCrenshawTX I’m old enough to remember the forty-eight hours when u weren’t a punchline.
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@mmfa Piece of shit known primarily for plagiarism has opinions.
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@HarleyPeyton
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@RexChapman I’m heartbroken by this. But also deeply angry. We can stop this.
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@ItalianFiesta As mentioned elsewhere, they’re both actors hired to scare folks into pulling up their masks. It worked.
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I mean it’s impossible and kinda miraculous.
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Police Academy premiered in theaters 38-years ago today. Remember Michael Winslow? Here he is on Norwegian TV in 2011 killing it with Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”…
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@tnyfrontrow Calling Stones performance one of ‘conspicuous effort’ is both a vapid insult and one that suggests that rather than see the movie you heard about it in a bar.
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Oh, man. So sorry. Just a wonderful actor. And a wonderful man.
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@KyraPhillips @realDonaldTrump @PressSec @johnrobertsFox For the bootlicker there is always a sufficient number of boots.
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@KariLake And you are…?
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@HarleyPeyton
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How it started. How it’s going.
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@realDonaldTrump @RTErdogan Erdogan moved on you like a bitch. And he got there.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Moral monstrosity.
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Racist white woman poses next to a brown man then brags about calling ICE THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!!!!! Where does she work? Retweet
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@cmclymer Happy to support any candidate who has no fucks left to give for bad faith anti-gun control arguments. Suspect I’m not alone.
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@ThatEricAlper Don’t You (Forget About Me). 1985.
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I needed this. Simple human kindness. True power.
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Not all heroes wear capes. This is my America...
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@JordanUhl This is embarrassingly inaccurate if not dishonest. Maybe try some other hobby.
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@lindseyadler Watch the game not the scoreboard.
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Joy.
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@HarleyPeyton
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As authentic an actor as I ever met. So precise so real. RIP. Al.
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Super sad now. R.I.P. Al Strobel. #TwinPeaks @mfrost11 @HarleyPeyton
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@NickAdamsinUSA You realize the "overheard at a cafe" canard is so patently ridiculous that it’s become a meme for dishonest lackwits who can’t make a coherent argument on their own, right? Or maybe not.
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@RexChapman I love this so much. Tears of joy.
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@HarleyPeyton
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This this this
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"Any model that relies on the framework that we have two political parties and that they deserve an equal hearing in the annals of journalism will structurally advantage the side that’s willing to lie and cheat, basically." via @cjr
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Enthusiasm gap. Twelve bucks an hour.
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@TVHilton At this point, everyone. God what a tool.
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@JohnCornyn @EPPOLICE @ElPasoTXGov @mayor_margo Cool. Start by no longer opposing common sense gun control. That would be helpful. Why not spend the rest of your last term in the Senate in a positive manner?
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@LEBassett @snipy Lining a bird cage w Newsweek would be an insult to the bird.
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@MarshaBlackburn Area woman who lived in a cave from 2016 to 2020 has opinions.
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@LJ0hnson Cool. So communicate his position to us. Thanks in advance. And I’d suggest abandoning the fakenews hashtag. Makes u seem like just another MAGA lackwit.
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@matthewstoller @TomForUtah This is embarrassingly venal. Sweaty and desperate too. Maybe go away and let serious adults deal w the extraordinary crises before us.
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@BigToneTrader @BillSimmons Minneapolis rings don’t count. Sorry. That’s just the way it is.
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@jonrog1 There is nothing he hates more, nothing, than people laughing at him.
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@mviser Oh, Grandpa...
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@RexChapman Lunch is on me.
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@thedavidcrosby Musk is a man of many talents and one of them is convincing the gullible that he is a man of even more talents.
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@joncoopertweets Religious fanatic first and foremost.
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@DanaHoule @renato_mariotti Maybe it’s time we stopped protecting ourselves and others from shattering truth. Politesse seems a dubious instinct in the face of it.
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@MonicaCrowley A tweet that probably made more sense in the original Russian.
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@NRCC @RepKatiePorter Well, in fairness, you’re pretending to be a caring human being on the regular, so...
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@CassandraRules Sputnik troll.
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@ChatByCC @DonaldJTrumpJr Sentient hood ornament has opinions.
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@HarleyPeyton
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Sly Stone was right: everybody is a star. But this little guy is Sirius, the brightest star visible.
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This little man is a star. Best thing I’ve seen in some time...
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@ThatEricAlper Okay maybe I’m biased but…
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