Chunini @Katziotho Twitter profile

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Chunini

@Katziotho

10 months

This year has taught me the importance of spacing your kids. After your first kid, the next child you have should be a grandchild.

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@Katziotho

7 months

People claim that it is 'cause he is 3yrs old but that is no excuse.

kamaliza

@ThePeshK

7 months

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who just can’t reason? 😭

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Snapchat filters should be listed as a skin care routine.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Normalize generational wealth so your kids don't become poets.

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4 years

“He who drives his Father’s Car has absolutely no Right to speak in the Council of those who own Bicycle “ Runyankore Proverb

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

You might even be tweeting from Mutebile's apartments about how he has no house in Kampala.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

That gas cylinder is waiting for when you get to your lowest point to betray you.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Congratulations to everyone graduating. Don't be afraid to do something totally unrelated to what you studied. Ekikulu secure the bag. Kind Regards, Engineer working as a Bank Teller.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

In Uganda a court order is similar to a Kampala man saying "I will see what I can do."

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

How do you say "Olemwa" but in a work email?

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

The way traffic is set up right now, getting to work late is impossible; you leave home at 9 and are at work by 8:30.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Don't waste three years doing accounting things in Campus if you can afford ACCA.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Has the church tried to pray for the church house debt to go away like we do with corruption?

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Wanted to be a dentist at 10, studied engineering and now I am a banker. Just chasing vibes.

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@Owishemwe

4 years

My dad came to see a patient in Mulago yesterday and saw me, and this is what he had to say in the family group 🥺😢

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

Runyakole word for the day: Salary Your work always has mistakes because you don't check it salary.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Elites had us believing that a degree in MDD wouldn't have an effect on the economy but here we are with online businesses shutting down just because of the fear generated by that MDD degree.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

If you get a girl's number from someone else the acceptable way to introduce yourself is with mobile money.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

The containers for rolling dice in ludo.

Soxxy 🇰🇪

@DjSoxxy

3 years

Wrong answers only.🤣

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

I am convinced that online fitness trainers/apps don't know what the word "Beginner" means.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Guys will eat ass but mukene is where they draw the line.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

I saw an umbrella of 55k yesterday at Tuskys; she better be able to call out my name when I forget her in a taxi.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

My mum just said "Don't worry about the dishes, I will do them." I am in so much shock I feel like I should go and mop the grass in the compound.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Groom dropped off the bride at the salon yesterday. Hasn't been seen since. People travelled from the UK. Church is supposed to start at 1pm.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

But they are my wife and baby.

Colonel Angus

@thedewjosh

3 years

Normalize telling people you can't afford them.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

The Car they drive Vs the Car they thank you with. #MyTaxesWork

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

EC: 100% voter turn up in Kazo The Voters:

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Ugandan Internet providers when you need to do something urgent.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

The Woolworths sale is ongoing with prices reduced from "Can't afford" to "Still can't afford".

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

The worst thing about looking for a job with a Masters is people thinking you're over qualified when all you want is not to starve to death.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

5 years

News coming through that the Isingiro South MP has been sacked.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

I knew that the influencing world wasn't for me when my guy took us for a gig and I got paid 20k and a mug. Transport: 5k Net: 15K plus a Mug.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

My two jeans looking at me buy another useless gadget.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

Robert Kabushenga deserves an Oscar for that performance.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Finally a day that celebrates my ankles: Ash Wednesday.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

Tribalism is our parents' worst kept secret.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

1 year

So about the work that I promised to do during the weekend; I was young, immature and ask for forgiveness.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

The lawyer:

Tigi💫

@Latigi_Lamaro

3 years

So y’all gonna act like you haven’t seen the Ug police threat 💀💀😂😂😂 Anyway keep your lawyers on speed dial just incase, if we aren’t also in the cell💀🤭

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Your primary job as a Ugandan is to exist and hope for the best.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

"My Dad sacrificed my siblings to ensure that I went to a good school." Twitter: At least he had someone to sacrifice. People out there have nothing.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

1 year

The fork they bring with kikalaya;

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Chunini

@Katziotho

1 year

For a species with extremely urgent needs, toddlers have the worst communication skills.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

You don't cook gnuts, you babysit them until they are ready.

Ms.FADE

@Briddggeett_

6 years

I love Gnuts but cooking them is too much work. 😏

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

What coco did to Bondo is proof that no one is irreplaceable.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Them: Trust the process. The Process:

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

"Knock Knock" "Who is there" "Sir" "Sir Who? "Sir sula social media tax mbwa gwe"

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

One wrong turn via the Nalya junction and you're in a different relationship.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

Pork samosas would really bang.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

5 years

If you graduated as an engineer thanks for showing people that you got brains. Now go do your ACCA and chase after that paper.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

I also used to hate on Anne Kansiime's jokes until I realised that my opinions had no effect on her bag.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Remember that the test is still free if you pretend to have Covid 19 symptoms.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Parents thanking you for something they forced you to do.

Yoweri K Museveni

@KagutaMuseveni

4 years

Thank you the @NRMOnline for putting the confidence in me again.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

5 years

I had no idea that my wife stammers until I asked her where she is taking us for Valentine's day.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Mondaying twice in one week is not it.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

I envy my little guy and his toy cars; no complaints about fuel, just push push push.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

Alcohol just cost us talent. Drink responsibly.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

My housemate ate my Javas Chicken pie and apparently I can't throw her out just because she is my wife. What did I get myself into?

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

*Buying perfume for the wife from a friend* Me: Write on the card "You must be an angel because you're heaven scent". Friend: No.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Only way to beat Kampala traffic is if you set off straight from Bandali in the morning.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

5 years

Bruh you are quarantined with Nalongo Owa Taxi Park?

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@iwe_nankani

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

Ugandans will complain about fuel prices online as they call you for plot in Ebbs and Jinja on the side.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

The maid transfer window will have you checking on her like she is a girlfriend. "How are you? What would you like to eat? Is the oxygen around here sufficient?"

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Turns out that when people say that "strict covid SOPs will be followed" they mean two sprays of sanitizer at the entrance.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Nothing exposes relatives like property. Works like a charm.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

It is ok for doctors to wear crocs to work but replying an email with a meme is where people draw the line.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

After a night at @TheMeatGuy256 the only thing you should be drinking is covidex.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Every kitchen right now.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

Your Government's priorities; 1) Pornography 2) Taxing Lugambo 3) MPs Salaries 4) FDC 5) Bribing Voters 6) The Supreme Leader's emotions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ∞ Security ∞ + 1 - Health ∞ + 2 - Education ∞ + 3 - The Mafia

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

After a whole month of having no water, it is comforting to know that I can still depend on @nwscug for one thing; delivering the water bill on time.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

9 years

The main question is that whose hand does Besigye use in his pics?

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Chunini

@Katziotho

1 year

*Gets Interview* My One Suit;

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

My Uber guy is driving a Friendship taxi. 😂😂😂 Loyalty is dead.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

5 years

What do they call it when children fight over cereal? Corn flex.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

How do you wear the same clothes everyday, post them on social media without anyone judging you?

MTN Uganda

@mtnug

6 years

If you met #Bosco today, what would you tell him?

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Don't forget to compare your life with someone whose source of wealth you know nothing about so that you can be miserable all day.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

11 months

I still don't understand how people have childhood friends.

Freyy

@Freyy_is

11 months

How strict was your parent?

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Where was this heat when in boarding school I washed my Uniform on Sunday night expecting it to be dry by morning.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

I am always taking it out at 99 like my name is Phillip.

Davis Mukyenga

@Davis_M_M

3 years

May be one day I’ll grow up and actually charge my phone fully.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

You should become an MP because your simple reasoning is perfect for Parliamentary debates.

Engineer Faisal

@PyeparFaisal

3 years

Commercial banks in Kenya have interest rates at 10%, Uganda is at 18.8%... Let that sink in alittle #NSSFSuppliersForum

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

Muting/blocking motivational speakers is self care.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

4 years

Proof that Karma is a concept of your imagination.

Alicia Keys

@aliciakeys

4 years

My ride or die 🥰🥰🥰

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

Finally passed my Google degree but at what cost. #GodDid

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Chunini

@Katziotho

7 years

If you can afford to buy that shit in this economy, you're free to pronounce it whichever way you want.

mother.of.foodies

@rachel___ayg

7 years

The word is Mojito pronounced as "Mohito" Thanks

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Chunini

@Katziotho

2 years

If Salah had planned Cain's revenge, Abel would still be alive.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

6 years

I really don't care how many false reports come out, you're accused of rape, you're guilty to me until proven otherwise. Male privilege will always be there to help you recover from a false accusation.

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Chunini

@Katziotho

3 years

You're shy to ask for a salary increment but your boss ain't shy to overload you with work though.

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@Katziotho