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@totteng_0

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@M4iguess (rip to him) the absence of positivity isn't negativity

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5 months
"Before I will die, I want to manage again, Tottenham, and try, if its possible to win one title, because I want to feel what it means to win one title with Tottenham"
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1 year
Why did it have to go wrong sigh
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Tottenham Hotspur
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🇨🇴 What a debut season! 💪 Happy birthday, @daosanchez26 ! #COYS
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10 months
It's Werner on the dance floor, You'd better not kill the groove 🎶🎶🎶
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11 months
Peak for the rest of the league when January comes about and we go back to beating every team in the league, that's all I'll say, won't elaborate further
@CFC_Janty
Janty
11 months
I still can’t believe Spurs did this in match day 3 😭😭😭
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10 months
Just a better footballer than Saka tbh
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Dejan Kulusevski - 23/24
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@totteng_0
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1 year
Kane if he's told to chill in the box
@rajsinghchohan he just needs to chill in the box tbh
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@Trujista @H3RALDS Splurge all over his eye sockets
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@xAlexTHFC Need to hear can't smile without you ringing through the stadium tbf
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@xAlexTHFC Should still finish 5th, if we can't even get a point against Sheff Utd then there's far more problems than a couple fans doing the poznan
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1 year
We will probably lose by 2 or 3 goals, which is fine, only early on in the Ange era, but yeah we ain't winning at the Emirates any time soon
@xAlexTHFC
Alex
1 year
Say it quietly but We’re better than Arsenal right now Let them gain this fake confidence See you soon
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I would shag rn
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2 years
Why is Son in everyones team lmao, worst player in the team by far
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I don’t think we keep Kane, but this team tho 🤌
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@TheSpursExpress People who said no in the first place genuinely just need to go and do research before crying
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@away_from2_3_4_ @Football_FV This season hes certi top 5 lol
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2 years
I'll be honest, don't think I've ever watched Thomas Partey play a game of football in my life bar the NLD where he walked off the pitch injured
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@mercurialwinger @aliladiere 2 world class forwards who cost a combined total of 20 odd million, seeing as one of them was free
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@ArryIavsTheYids Project friendombele is in full effect
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@xAlexTHFC
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@totteng_0 Better than signing no creator imo
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2 years
I don't see any club chant there DoFs name loooooooool
@matthayesthfc
Matt Hayes 🇮🇪
2 years
We need to start chanting Fabio Paratici's name at games next season. #thfc
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@TheSpursExpress I'm glad he ain't but Porro should be playing for Spain lbr
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@_Joeyyyyyyyy_ The VAR decision that kept them in the league...
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2 years
Go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
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2 years
@Killnelly @McGregorRousey Valid but Burns hit Khamzat a lot, and Burns is a great fighter don't get me wrong, but he ain't a better boxer than Neal
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2 years
Yeah man I just want Poch back man, I don't care about league finishes or trophies, just some nice football and a manager that gets us and is one of us
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1 year
These flip floppers kill me man
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2 years
@TheSpursWatch Its just conte ball minus Conte, dull decision
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Honestly think him and Porro will be fine, just have the midfielder sit back and cover when one bombs forward
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Destiny Udogie - 22/23 - Tottenham’s star boy 💫
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1 year
We better fuckin spunk on these lot, win by two goals at least, refuse to see Poch beat us the little rat
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I cannot fucking wait
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2 years
Barry plain lovers wake up, its that time again
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タキ
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@Trujista ENGLANDS CAPTAIN VS LIVERPOOL REJECT
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@lucam____ Yeah I've seen, idgaf tbh, he made a stupid joke, if Son comes out and says he's offended then sure he should apologise but who gives a shit
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@MoojPatel @_23au More like our Yaya but yeah
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@Dombooling We've stunk up the gaff for weeks and we've still guaranteed 5th if we beat Burnley and Sheff Utd
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This guy is scrawnier than Gil, cmon Gil you can make it big time
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I've cooked
@SpursSongSheet
Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants
10 months
It’s Werner on the dancefloor And the Spurs are in the mood. Timo, gonna burn this goddamn house right down 🕺🏼 🇩🇪 🪩 🇩🇪 ✍🏻: @totteng_0 ✖️ @Billie_T 🎵: Murder on the Dancefloor, Sophie Ellis-Bextor 🎥: thfc_frank2 (TikTok)
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@TheSpursExpress You're next buddy
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This is genuinely the best football kit ever created
@HardSpursPics
Spurs Pictures That Go Hard
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2 years
@JacoCats Sure, his profile makes sense, but the signing itself makes 0 sense priority wise
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1 year
Both of these guys are shit, Callum Wilson couldn't do what Richarlison did which was put his team on his shoulders and keep them up (Bournemouth), and let's not speak on Antonio, tragic footballer who can't even start for West ham
@IsaacWHU_
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@M4iguess Bentancur is the best midfielder in world football
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2 years
Bro this transfer window screams Jose's last summer window lol, a good PL midfielder, a good LB (at the time), a shit CB who won't start, a cheap wing back and a backup GK. Only difference is Richy. Lenglet - Rodon Forster - Hart Perisic - Reguilon Spence - Doherty Yves - Hoj
@LANETALK_
LANETALK
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Spurs Fans right now #COYS
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@xAlexTHFC It's what i would do on fifa if my players were tired
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@TheSpursExpress Was weirdly the best player on the pitch bar Vicario and he only played like 20mins
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@thespursweb Porro obviously, he's the best itw
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@kanefromthelane @Marco_THFC If it wasn't a number as significant as 10 lmao then maybe, but retiring 10 for a player that didn't help win anything for us is wild, even despite being our top scorer
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@xAlexTHFC Predictable and mediocre
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@Trujista @ellMCFC_ Don't ask why a Spurs fan has this downloaded but this is a great comp, not dancing in the moonlight tho
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@MoojPatel @_gyesi @Arsenal Delete Solly its the guy who put 4 past us for Bayern
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@AjDuxche I will love it and I will deserve it
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I really don't like Conte but these PR hitpieces are actually so cringe
@TheSpursExpress
The Spurs Express
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🥇| Antonio Conte’s training regime had players on their knees. He often had them run 2km before matches. Players wouldn't dare moan in his earshot, but privately they were baffled.  @SamiMokbel81_DM
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This guy will be a fan favourite by next season lmao, being thrust in and out of the squad, playing in different positions every time he did play etc. was never gonna be easy, people need to relax
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@larsthfc It's super forced as well lmao
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@thespursweb Now all we need to do is lose to Leeds and everything is sweet
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@TheSpursWatch Yeah ange you're gonna have to hold
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@Daily_Hotspur @sport Buy back isn't bad considering they're broke asf, just make it 75-80m (100 plus would be unrealistic for Barca to agree to lbr)
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@AjDuxche A weirdly good set of prelims in hindsight
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@ArryIavsTheYids Saddest thing about this is assna are actually probably a semi finalist minimum
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@xAlexTHFC The fact this is considered a good window for a top 4 side who want to challenge is really truly disappointing lol, that Lenglet signing will forever live in my head rentfree, people will spin it but if that was Arsenal who signed him we genuinely wouldn't stop mocking them
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@TheSpursExpress Honestly give him the job, at least I feel something for the club when he's coaching us
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@TheSpursWatch @THSTOfficial If that's the case we better have a cold window
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@xAlfieTHFC We showed that we got some minerals
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People will call Ndombele fit but won't realise an unfit Ndombele is still faster than Tielemans
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@AlasdairGold Ask him to leave already
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@owenthfc__ Yeah fr I'll just say Porro is a stud and I would
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@MUFCChris_ @HotspurRelated Includes his time at Chelsea so around 2 seasons and these past few games
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I think he's improving
@RyanSessegnon
Ryan Sessegnon
2 years
Left it all out on the pitch 🔋 Good point! Onto the NLD ✔️ #COYS 💙
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@TheSpursExpress Letting him leave for free to a rival is far worse than losing out on an extra 20m
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Gimme gimme
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He is literally the main character of this football club, feels much better than when Barold was
@SpurOTM
SpursOTM
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🎙️ Yves Bissouma via IG: “Same energy, same mentality, we go again…”
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I made it
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@AjDuxche I honestly think it would have been far more likely if he didn't have such a long time off
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I'm glad we got a fun group with teams that have immense atmospheres
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Should have seen me whenever we'd win under Josr or Contr
@UtdPubcast
The United Pubcast 🍻🎧🇾🇪
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97th winner at Old Trafford…. The disappointment. This is genuinely how rivals would have reacted 😂 #mufc
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2024
@UDOGIE13
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The Real Spurs FT Tier List
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@owenthfc__ Yeah but we are just the kind of team that'll knock City out just to hold an L to Argyle the round after and one other London club goes on to win it
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@VuksaTheGoose @TheSpursWatch He most certainly is for Belgian league stuff
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Haaland scored 5 against Leipzig in 60 minutes, Barold made 2 passes in 30 minutes
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Took a nice photo yesterday
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@joshcoyi1 @SassuoloUS Gunman in front of goal, good on the ball for a tall striker, can look awkward on the ball because of that, good legs on him,decent pace, good with both feet and often shows glimpses of flair. He should be a fantastic signing,but ultimately you never know until he plays in the PL
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@EashN17 @TheSpursExpress He's literally better than Ederson though
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@STEFANCOYS Ah yes because Min Hyuk Yang is hugely popular in Korea at the moment isn't he
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@Craig1Osullivan @SAnderson78uk Ah yes, keeping a player who wants out so he can leave for free to a PL side, very smart business
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This Tyler guy actually has problems, he has not once ever formed a somewhat good opinion in his life
@ThfcTylerr
Tyler🇵🇹
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If you deep it, this guy is actually a spectacular player
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The only player that matters atm lbr
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SpursOTM
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YB8 👕
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@xAlexTHFC @TheSpursExpress @GuarroPas He wouldn't put the alert if it wasn't reliable, certain people can be reliable even if they work for a shit overall source
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@FuadCadani BLUE MOON, YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE, WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART, WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWN
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@xAlexTHFC Poch was worse
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@thespursweb They sat back as soon as we scored, its definitely a tactical thing lmao
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Still think Buendia is the perfect Eriksen replacement man, so so good, just had a meh season, he's so good mannnnnnnnnn
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Nothing wrong with believing in him but you genuinely have aut1sm if you think he's better than Conte
@EBL2017
EBL
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You come at the king, you best not miss. Time will reveal all.
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@xAlexTHFC @thespursweb You already knew I love Brentford lol
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Kane thinking bout trophies the same way @zayoffgrid thinks about sex
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