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6 months

WHO? WHO CAN'T USE A MICROWAVE? Show me the person who can operate a phone or web browser to order door dash but who cannot operate a microwave! I don't believe this person exists!

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She's a 10 but she just chomps a goddamn stick of butter while calling feminism a mental illness

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@Mackenzie_Noake how does this person eat the food when it arrives?

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@Mackenzie_Noake You guess? Is the microwave-impaired routine door dasher in the room with us now?

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@Lee_Urameshi @Kurrco He has to turn himself into jail every weekend for ten weeks, very common for minor offenses so you don't get your life/career blown up

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@OshyMew this whole discourse started because some bougie marxists got in a fight with Stancil about the economy and tried using Door Dash as their example

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@AliArthPainter @sextoyspolitics You can buy a microwave for the price of one (1) meal from door dash

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5 years

@SexyTroopLover @realDonaldTrump It's literally unconstitutional for Obama to run for a third term.

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@DejaCoup i'd almost call that functionally homeless

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6 months

@shirokazesan I literally have ADHD and that tweet fills me with inconsolable rage

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6 months

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@AliArthPainter @sextoyspolitics You can buy a microwave for the price of one (1) meal from door dash

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3 years

@guestiest @gatorSoFla @popperoffsis @305coolguy @zorangecats @rSanti97 Okay fine, some nationalism is good

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8 months

@nikicaga Gonna buy all my groceries today instead of tomorrow, for Palestine

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4 years

@Barbs617 @CallaWalsh @amyklobuchar she only hated him because he looks like a low level staffer and her impulse is to bully such people relentlessly

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@BenPryde3 @PopulismUpdates if you work for the government and are not elected, you are a bureaucrat

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2 years

@peak_transit King Michael just firing the fascists in Romania was pretty wild too

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4 years

@NateSilver538 If all lockdowns and closures were ended overnight, enough people would continue voluntarily self-isolating to keep the economy in the toilet, while the rest would would send the death toll into seven digits.

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4 years

@NateSilver538 The confusion arises because people think the recession is caused by the lockdown when it's really caused by the virus

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2 years

@peak_transit Puppet king put in place by fascists: you're done for Fascists: noooooo

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4 years

So I literally quit smoking by saying aloud, "No more cigarettes. Society has progressed beyond the need for cigarettes," aloud every time I had a craving and it fucking worked. You can't get more terminally online than this.

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4 years

Jesus Christ keep Biden the fuck away from tanks

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4 years

The @FiveThirtyEight nat'l polling average with 106 days until E-Day: 2020: Biden+8.8 2016: Trump+3.0 2012: Obama+0.4 2008: Obama+4.2 2004: Kerry+2.6 2000: Bush+7.1 1996: Clinton+15.2 1992: Clinton+21.9 1988: Dukakis+15.3 1984: Reagan+1.3 1980: Reagan+22.2

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4 years

@_jadeisabelle I'll be in a gulag for bourgeois decadence

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1 year

@peak_transit I'm a Very Online Trans Person and even I have no idea what's going on in this tweet

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9 months

@FrenchTwinkette go to your room

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4 years

@CVBruce @EmmyA2 @drskyskull it's customary for a new president to use a different pen for everything he signs for a while, and gift them to people

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3 years

@dsilva737 @ContraPoints There's like a 100% chance my dad will make this joke

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9 months

@JoePostingg "he's a would-be dictator who opposes everything i stand for, but he might change his mind for no reason so i support him over the guy who agrees with me about most things but isn't willing to trample the law to achieve my goals"

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4 years

I'm using the women's restroom and if any transphobe wants to talk to the manager about it, the manager is me, god I feel so fucking powerful right now

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4 years

@SamHarrisOrg The police regard themselves not as keepers of the peace, but as counter-protesters

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3 years

If you hate contrapoints please unfollow me

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4 years

reminder that horseshoe theory doesn't claim the extremes are identical. if they were it'd be called circle theory. it only claims the extremes are more similar to each other than they are to the center

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@mrfudd0 @NBCNews trans people existed in 2018 too

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6 months

@FreeTheBee22 @agraybee the cop was convicted, it was murder

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@ContraPoints @RobinCArmstrong it did not

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2 years

@Facts0601 Far left: loves Russia because it's communist Center left: hates Russia because it's fascist Center right: hates Russia because it's communist Far right: loves Russia because it's fascist

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7 months

@nikicaga Part of it is surely that things have simply gone less far in Japan than in many other countries listed here

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1 year

@nikicaga A lot of people I've seen defending Dresden are now attacking Israel for doing far less.

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3 years

I regret to inform you that Richard Dawkins has joined a cult

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3 years

I’ve read Irreversible Damage, and I strongly recommend it.

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4 years

What on earth does this have to do with capitalism? Socialists, anarchists, and feudalists also need to move things by sea sometimes.

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1 year

no fucking way the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem is named Pizzaballa, i don't believe you, this is a psyop

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4 years

@communism_____ @benderginary @acsofian Most tankies are white. The original people the term was coined to describe were Englishmen who sympathized with the Warsaw Pact invasion of Hungary.

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3 years

@naiiivas @LucasOfSunshine no it isn't

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6 months

@FreeTheBee22 @agraybee he's free to appeal

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2 years

@BlueBoxofKnots The CSA didn't even surrender. The armies did, each individually, as the government simply evaporated

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3 years

@El_nojuanj @girlbossenjoyer >both right wing please stop, i'm begging you

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1 year

every few years i try Kerbal Space Program again and then just when I start having fun and want to actually get *good* at it, the wiki helpfully give me this and i want to break my keyboard in half

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5 years

@BartDePalma @stephenfhayes There's a difference between attempting to get reelected by acting the way you think the voters want you to, and attempting to get reelected by breaking the law in an effort to solicit a bribe from a foreign head of state.

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3 years

@JessicaCelone @TheMemeWalker @HistoriaCivilis spent the entire George Floyd protest movement tweeting unqualified support for BLM and ACAB type stuff

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7 years

Read the replies to this tweet. Nearly ALL of them are demanding justice for @MaajidNawaz . It's breathtaking. Will they get the message?

Southern Poverty Law Center

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7 years

SPLC is demanding a correction from FOX News.

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2 years

Punk kids watching the pride parade from an abandoned gas station has gotta have the best energy I've ever seen

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@blu_the_femboy @FemboyYt

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2 years

We're this close to "We visited a Midwestern diner and found that every registered sex offender present supports Donald Trump. Here's what that means for the midterm elections..."

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@Will_the_Rose @LinkofSunshine Nowadays they just move fast enough that gravity doesn't matter

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@ryanash_2000 @DreamLeaf5 British flag in bio, opinion disregarded.

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@jdcmedlock critical support for guy who wants to join the White Association for the Advancement of Colored People

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4 years

@E_Universalis Of my 4,000 hours, less than 200 of them were played after HoI IV and Stellaris came out.

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2 years

@Liberal_Umbreon Counterpoint: this flag is unironically excellent

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2 years

wake up babe new pride flag just dropped

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3 years

@JoePostingg @nikicaga no, we must retaliate a full nuclear exchange would be the worst thing to ever happen, but it would *not* be our extinction. better to burn the earth to cinders than hand it over to the likes of Putin and Xi

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2 years

@ContraPoints @ContraDeletes get ready bud

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3 years

@NLRG_ let me get this straight: a meta-meta-analysis of meta-analyses of scientific studies has revealed that scientists tend to perform studies that confirm their priors? astonishing

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4 years

@zanyfen explaining real inventions with troll physics I love it

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4 years

me: yeah, i'll never top that gf: you'll never top anything sweetie

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1 year

@OpenBordersJon it's literally "slavery wasn't all bad, they got free shelter and food!" but from the left

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7 years

@rich_noah @JayAlver @elonmusk Astronomy being the highly predictable science that it is, astronomers have a sometimes annoying habit of referring to future events in the past tense.

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4 years

@elysespeaches @ContraPoints who tf are these characters? i only know glados and heavy fuckin kids

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4 years

@RevAMol @Jack_W002 @CosmicKosmo @ldrinkh20 Exactly. The whole reason the Jedi fell in the prequel trilogy was because it turned out they weren't very good Jedi. Yoda realized this, and that's why he went into voluntary exile. He knew that if the Jedi were to make a comeback, they'd need to get back to the basics.

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4 years

Wondering how Henry George would feel if he knew that in a century and a half his ideas would be kept alive by a clique of horny twinks and trans girls

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4 years

That even trans people say this is why I'll never feel comfortable in a swimsuit for the rest of my life unless I get a surgery I otherwise have no interest in getting

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2 years

@fakenomnot No not those fascists, they're *against* America

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7 months

@shaun_vids I ask a lot of Democrats, and they deliver on most of those things

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1 year

@Halalcoholism lol i don't hate cops because they hunt bandits. i hate cops because they spend so much of their time power tripping and harassing decent people. if all they did was ride around stopping bandits i'd love them

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2 years

@blackholesmerge @AntonaCedric @sir_cas @BBCWorld as if legalizing marriage equality is such a complex undertaking. it literally takes one guy to write a bill that says "marriage can now happen between any two individuals of any gender lol" and then the legislature takes 10 minutes to vote for it, boom done.

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4 years

so i'm trans. hatched 4 months ago. didn't say anything sooner cause people know about this account, but I'm out to all of them now. k, good talk.

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2 years

so did we all really just move on and forget about that time chloe made Adderall out of her own blood and called it Blood Meth or did i just hallucinate it

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3 years

@BonnyAndClide12 @RileyGRoshong They don't cut it off, they filet it and turn it inside out. The balls however, sure why not

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@AdityaNWA @Lee_Urameshi @Kurrco I was once present in a Maryland courtroom, in 2011 I think, where a black man got such a sentence fwiw

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8 years

@OfficialSPGB @SenSanders "To the degree that" is the crucial phrase.

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3 years

it's not "infinite electricity" it's too much electricity, which can be a problem in any economic system

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@kennedytcooper

3 years

Only capitalism could make "infinite electricity" a problem

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2 years

@PunishedLink The Russian Invasion of Ukraine is an event within the wider Russo-Ukrainian War

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@missing_chairs @amasppelb They're in tune with me I am the map gamer of tomorrow I am the future Kneel before your biogirl princess and despair

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@ForceTheVoteM4A No my interpretation was "FTV thinks Assange good" which is also very fucked up

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4 years

@mgo11mgo @soylent_slut @AFrancoNYC @MattBruenig All this, but most 7-Elevens are owned by small franchisees which kinda makes them the worst of both worlds

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4 years

@mgo11mgo @soylent_slut @AFrancoNYC @MattBruenig contrast with Wawa, a convenience chain which is 100% corporate run and >40% employee owned, which is a vastly better workplace than the 7-Eleven I worked at when I was 19, which was the highest paying in MD.

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3 years

11/19 to 4/21

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3 years

@AmericanNeoCon Hey it's @HillaryClinton

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@veganmoongirl @frostypeaches @TheCut "most of my eggs" who hurt this woman?

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3 years

@bobposting If your voice passes everything else will be disregarded and you will pass to 95% of people

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3 years

@rowdyburns1978 @JakeAnbinder They did when cars were new

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6 years

@LizNBntown @Billbrowder @dailyexpressuk British Intelligence told NSA. NSA told the White House. This much is known. To know more will require an investigation by Congress. Another reason Democrats must win the House.

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@nikicaga Eurovision is the Special Olympics of music. The US participating would defeat the entire point

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@shirokazesan i sometimes struggle with how bad some of them look lmao

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2 years

Go ahead and outlaw sodomy. It'll just make my sex hotter

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

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2 years

NEW: The Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton (R), just said that the Supreme Court should overturn Lawrence v. Texas, which struck down laws that banned LGBTQ people from having sex. If this happened, 16 states have laws banning “sodomy” that would immediately go into effect.

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@anthonytao @Deadspin China's playing the long game. A little bad publicity today in order to send a message to others who might defy them in the future is a price they're happy to pay. The only solution is an embargo.

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@theliamgore @SolBrah Cooked food is literally easier to digest than raw; it requires fewer calories to digest. Also, animals given the choice will usually prefer cooked food as well

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3 years

@AHelleneAuthor North Korea should be gray because there's never data on it

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@PossesedFrisk @TrueSlazac Imperial Japan during WW2 was *even more* fascist than Nazi Germany The entire governing ideology was built around an ultra-nationalist concept that all Japanese individuals are just expendible cells of the organism of the Nation

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@Noahpinion The game of thrones books are progressive/anti-war

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2 years

"how many genders are there?" "at least three" "what are they?" "don't play games with me kid"

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@Rokid6 @opinion_left landlords should learn to code

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