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Gposer, pose creator, The Black Ménagerie:

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Viridian vol. I is now released. If you don't like XMA, get it in my discord (invite in bio) or .HEL discord. ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER #MortoPoses
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@ClassicFM These things aren’t mutually exclusive. I play several instruments and video games. Video games actually inspired me to learn to play many of the songs i heard by ear, resulting in many more hours of practice.
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@arg_imma_pirate As the child of someone who didn’t want kids (at the time. My mom was 21), I am going to put this in caps for emphasis: NO MATTER HOW WELL YOU THINK YOU HIDE IT, KIDS KNOW WHEN THEY’RE NOT WANTED, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT. I knew my mom did not want to be a mother, even when she
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@heyyitsjanea My old workplace tried that shit. I refused, especially since I knew managers had backup keys to our lockers. Unsurprisingly, nice phones got stolen. I see no reason to not have their phone on them with how things are.
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@govlinkxl Stud Bud
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@JennyENicholson I'm more concerned why their parent didn't grab them or monitor them better. Or even why the kid didn't move if he was facing them (what it looks like in the video). These dudes have pretty strict rules and I see other children who were closer move out the way. 🤔
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@IFTVofficial @TMit_news Torino shouldn’t even be on there, all things considered.
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@FballGossips It’s literally his foot planting that’s causing the pitch to bubble up a bit. Chill lmao
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@Dividing_by_0 I’ll never forget the Saudi man on here that tried to argue with me that his country isn’t unsafe for lgbt people. His logic was that as long as you act straight, you’re welcome 😂
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@murderxbryan They’re waiting on him to hit a certain threshold so they can get him with a bigger charge. There are cameras you can see and those you can’t. Big stores rather wait until you’ve done enough to get more than a misdemeanour
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@Bonetti Honestly, Como is one of the most beautiful places in the world. I’d live there if I could afford to 😂
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@Jauwnio My job sent out a survey asking if we wanted to return to the office. I live an hour away with decent traffic, let alone busy times. I was hired during the pandemic and have been to the office once to pick up my equipment. The survey came back with 98% saying no and that we were
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@mancityhardcore Imagine being so entitled that you forget how coefficients work. Imagine being so entitled that you forget that the past few seasons have seen Italian sides doing good in Europe. Roma won, Milan and Inter got to semi-finals/finals respectively, and this year, Roma, Atalanta, and
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@FFsfia You're only apologising because you got called out. You wouldn't have addressed if it you didn't get ousted for being a creep and don't you fucking dare blame mental issues. Plenty of us have mental health issues and we don't go doing this shit or treating people poorly.
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@FFsfia Well, this aged poorly 😂
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@KaelanRamos I had to keep my PS2 in the living room specifically because it could play DVDs until we got a 2nd PS2
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@DivineDDT @centregoals @lequipe Betting is against his religion too and he’s not covering that up. Just saying.
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@fuckyouiquit My employer asked if we wanted to. Over 95% said no, especially those of us who got hired during the pandemic and live an hour away. So they made it optional for people who want to. Our office is mostly for company functions, hosting clients, and a gym now.
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@nonewthing You must be 14 or something. Maldini, Nesta, Baresi, Ramos, Puyol…list goes on
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@420torao A lot of men showing they have never had physical contact with a woman over this athlete.
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@EBL2017 Tfw people have known about him for years. Hardly a breakout
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@ZachLowy People outside of France are even interested? Ligue 1 is boring af.
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@Slatzism @hashjenni This is what I find a lot of people who like snow without actually living in it fail to realise lmao
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@notgwendalupe @walkthemoon I never saw the singer or video until now and it’s just as cringy as I’d assumed it was.
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@ilremorto
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To those that keep telling me Viera is too effeminate, you're free to unfollow. As a transman, don't tell me what defines a man and what doesn't, regardless if it's an in-game character or real life. For everyone else, enjoy. #ffxivsnaps #maleviera #endwalker #gpose #GPOSERS
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@footitalia1 @juvenewslive He wishes he had a tenth of Pirlo’s talent and class
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@moalami911 @FPLFella It’s England, dude. That’s not a brag. Italy beat them too with a side nowhere near the best we’ve had.
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@PicturesFoIder I just tell them I don’t have to disclose my medical issues to a potential employer. Tends to work. I’ve gotten all three jobs where I’ve been asked this, it’s true, and they tend to just move on from there.
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@hashjenni Never have. If I have a falling out with one, I don’t have to worry about it being awkward with the others. Less drama that way.
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@ZyReturns @_6signxxx Don’t have to be looking for benefits. A lot of times, good people get taken advantage of while the abhorrent prosper. That’s going to wear on someone’s soul and cause reflection.
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@brad_rando @streetfighthard If she’s man enough to hit a man, she’s man enough to get hit by a man. Everyone has the right to defend themselves.
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@heyyitsjanea Just want to add that this building caught on fire three times in the two years I was there. I was only able to let my family know I was okay because I had my phone. It’s also the only way I was able to get home.
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@piracha_a @crazyclips_ It’s a grounding technique.
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@BuzzingPop People who don't eat spicy food regularly don't know that you can literally just get used to the heat and it doesn't affect you anymore. Like where I live, these people think jalapenos are spicy, whereas I've been eating them since I was a child, so they're not spicy to me at
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@ESPNFC ITT: People who don’t understand that a kid born and raised in Spain chose to play for Spain.
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@IFTVofficial We do have the best national anthem 🇮🇹
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@Alezzzzio7 I am secondhand embarrassed for him. I can see his internal cringing.
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@InternetH0F I doubt this is all that happened.
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@theMadridZone He wanted Totti and Del Piero and we know how that went
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@_InsideMilan Gabbia-Tomori
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@utdcynical Runs fast, kicks ball, great overlap play on the wing, can play CB quite well, can and does score fairly regularly for a defender, has better hair…
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@Kurz_Prime lol I don’t know why they’re lying. I found an old shirt at my grandparents that shows the logo with cornucopia. I doubt we all got bootleg Fruit of the Loom.
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@fuckyouiquit Whenever people are like, "higher wages will make the prices go up," I just want to shake them and be like, "How about the fact that the CEOs and stockholders make more money in a month than workers will in years?" They can afford to pay more
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Someone literally stopped being my friend because I "openly kink shamed their kink" when I said in a previous tweet that people making mods to fuck in game animals is disgusting. Well, it is. And I have no problem telling any of you that you're gross for that. 😂😂
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@nigerianprynce When I was overweight, someone said it was a sign I didn’t love myself. Nah, bitch, I literally had a metabolic issue that has been resolved by medication. A lot of people I know that are overweight don’t eat particularly badly nor are they lazy. A lot of it comes down to medical
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@eric_ital @AlexiLalas I will never understand why he gets these gigs. He wasn’t a remotely iconic player. Just a random American who played in Italy.
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@SerieA Forse dovresti trasmettere le partite in più paesi. Un'idea.
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@stonking Well, this will be evidence in wrongful death lawsuits.
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@footitalia1 Respect. Not sure why Napoli are so fixated on Juve still.
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@DougieCritchley Don’t chicken out now. At their best, Brighton wouldn’t touch top six, let alone win, Serie A
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D̴͖̮͔̲̏E̸͇̣̔̓̑̆͒̆̅̏͜L̸̡̥̣̩̰̜͇̜͋̊͜͜E̸̼̮͙͚̟̔̓̃T̴̖̣͍̫̭̮̗̈́̇̀̍̐̇͆͘Į̴̯͎͙͓͉̥̓̏̊͗̐̕O̶͚͙̱͓̠͇̱̽̂̋͒͊̐̇͛̍͌N̸̦̦͔͍̖̼̎̌̐̔̈́́̿͐̍̋ ̴͙͊͛̇̅̈́̽͗̈́̄̎ͅỈ̶̭͎̺̏̽͑̅̈́͛̾͆͠ͅM̶̨̰̮͚̙͓̩̗̘̺̍Ḿ̷̛̬̯̗̙͖͒͑͗̈́́̂͘͝ͅI̷̧͇͇̫̤̲̘̞̔̊̾͋̄̒̽N̶̥̹̱͍͎̈́͊͠E̴͖͍̦͎̬̓̏̈́̀̕͠ͅN̴͖̩̤̗͉̍̑̏̍͘͘Ț̵̢̨͔͎̩̣͉̼͍̐́͑̊̅ ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE
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New PC, who dis ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER #MortoPoses #TraumaMods
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@_InsideMilan Maignan without question
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@SocialEngland66 Always cracks me up how the English are okay with their pointless banter but can’t take when it’s done back to them. 🤣
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@City_Chief What cracks me up is you guys weren’t championing this when Milan was forced to sit out of Europe because of FFP. Only when shit might blow back on you do you care. Most of you didn’t even support City when they didn’t have money 😂🤣😂🤣
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Michelangelo has been released. Due to the archive acting up, you can find it in The Void discord under my affiliate tab. #mortoposes #voidposes #gposer #gpose #EorzeaPhotos #ffxivsnaps
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@Ad3m___ @ESPNFC Because they hate anything not their idea.
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Spot the fit from #traumamod #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER #MortoPoses
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@VGC_News lol they really can’t talk with how Cyberpunk launched. I don’t care that it got fixed. The fact that it released so bad it had to be pulled from digital stores makes them just as much money grabbers.
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@owen_roe @Matthew_ABCD @thechosenberg I don’t think it’s euphoria as much as relief from symptoms.
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@IFTVofficial Moggi will never not look like a turtle disguised as a human to me. Unrelated.
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F E V E R D R E A M ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER
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H E L L B O Y I I I ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER
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@Codycar38772937 Gran Turismo
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@_InsideMilan Still gonna choose Sandro. A warrior who loves the club.
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B L O O D M I S T ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER #MortoPoses
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@unsusme @eurofootcom Never heard of Barcelona B?
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@MilanPosts In other words, they don't trust their players can win on their own. I'm pretty sure the club can supply noise cancelling ear buds/headphones so what's the point?
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@theMilanZone_ Maignan. Leão e Theo sono insostituibili.
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FYI: The community menace/paedophile Jin/HallowedKamuy/Kuro is back under the name darkdays.xiv on IG. He works in a venue named Ony, or something like that, on the server Raiden. This dude has harassed dozen of women and tried to groom multiple under-aged girls. #GPOSERS
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Volume I of the Incantatrix release. #voidposes #mortoposes
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Catch me in the magazines ✞ #FFXIV #GPOSE #GPOSER #MortoPoses
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Cesare vol.I is released. Check pinned tweet for link to my server #mortoposes #tbmposes #gpose #ffxivsnaps
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@GatorsDaily @ScaledMenace Gator has a fat nose, croc has a skinny nose.
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