I'm wheezing... In Japan, there's a phone scam where the caller just says "it's me" then asks for money; the elderly victim usually assumes the caller is their son and wires him money without question, but this woman replied, "if you're my son then name all 37 Precures" 💀💀💀
I’m bored of this prompt, let’s flip it around: what line sounds like an online meme but is actually from classic literature or an old film? I nominate one from Singin’ in the Rain: “She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”
I made My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness one of my staff recs, but someone keeps passive-aggressively flipping it over to hide the cover. Tonight I put a sticky note on the back that says, "Every time you flip me over you make the lesbians stronger."
Remember when everyone thought that Shinri was going to be the "normal" one?
...yeah, me neither. ☺️
(Thanks to
@LilyGillyflower
for the video editing! 🫶)
#Jokesuiji
@Chinchillazllla
American snowmen, having three tagmata (head, thorax, and abdomen), are classified as insects, whereas British snowmen, having only two tagmata (cephalothorax and abdomen), can be considered spiders. Hope that helps!
@AITA_reddit
OP: It is unfair to spend our shared grocery budget on something that I can't eat.
Wife: ...I told you that I would pay for it.
OP: It'S nOt aBoUt tHe mOnEy.
The next Voyager golden record we send into space should just be Ready Player One and a complete box set of The Big Bang Theory and a map so they can come kill us
I got to see Macross Plus on the big screen! Twenty-five years on and it still holds up. In an era of vocaloids and vtubers and virtual concerts, the presentation of Sharon Apple is uncannily prescient and worth revisiting.
Here's another translation of "We Are the Holostars!!" for your timeline! This is kind of an alpha release; I plan to go back and work more of the wordplay in later. As always, let me know what you think!
Here are some rough translations of all the lines from the "Earphones Recommended! Make the Princess Squeal with Your Sexy Lines" competition:
#ホロスタAGF2023
I wrote a scenario for the interactive horror game! That's right, I finally used my undergraduate degree for something! 🫠
Guess it's never too late to start 💛
Happy Birthday, Shinri! May you continue to be an inspiration to us all 🥳🎉
#ShinriCelebrateThis2023
#birthdaykoi2023
So which is more ironic, managing to injure yourself at a hospital-themed attraction, or surviving a haunted hospital only to completely wreck yourself in the brightly lit gift shop two meters from the exit? 🤔
@crimzonruze
EXT. CEMETERY. NIGHT.
Thunder rumbles in the distance.
ZOOM IN on the grave of AZURE RUZE.
Lightning strikes, and a hand bursts forth from the ground!
SMASH CUT to black.
We hear the ghastly sound of disembodied eboy laughter.
SUPERIMPOSE: Aha ha...𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴...? 🫦
@junstarias
I like that he didn't hold back from showing his anger, bitterness, and frustration. Very brave and cool of him. Still, I hope he'll be able to sing a happier song someday.
@TheBrando2
[EN]
Marine: Ah? Oh my goodness, so cuuute! Oh, he went bork! He went bork bork! Bork b—
Marine:
Marine: Eh...?
Marine: "It's a Greater Dog." Eh...
Marine: It's different than I expected. Somehow, this is not what the Captain was expecting...
When Shien was little his parents gave him a ¥5,000 bill to buy a roasted sweet potato from a street cart, but instead of buying one and bringing them the change he bought ¥5,000 worth of sweet potatoes and got scolded 🍠💸
Never wrote a fic outside my head before. It's short and missing several details but It Is What It Is, as someone likes to say. I might have gotten some lore wrong, for which I apologize, but then again, it's supposed to be an AU...right? 🫠
cw//Major Character Death
#TempusTales
@CmndrConnor
That painting was long attributed to Rembrandt, but it is now believed to have been painted by one of his students! And it is very, very haunted.
@solelunastro
Speaking as an Earth sign, consumable gifts! Find out their favorite cologne or cheese or wine and stock them up. There's no chance that they won't like it, and they'll be impressed that you noticed one of their favorite things.
Dear /m/ today this girl talked to me about Gundam but then she started acting weird, playing with her hair and asking which female characters I liked, I kept talking about specs and she left, anyway my question is how many horses do you think Gundam Heavyarms could take in a fig
Left: Wassily Kandinsky. 𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦. 1925. Oil on canvas. 80.0 × 110.0 cm.
Right: Gavis Bettel. 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰. 2023. Mixed media. Dimensions variable.
Truly, it was a work of art. (Congrats on opening your membership!)
#BettelBeThere
#BettelCallLol