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このゲームに経験値やレベルアップはありません。☀️♍🌘♋🌄♏/she, her/27 season 19/🟣🐃🧤📗🎩🏹💢🚲🕵️🪲☀️

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@nogoldenapples
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4 years
I'm wheezing... In Japan, there's a phone scam where the caller just says "it's me" then asks for money; the elderly victim usually assumes the caller is their son and wires him money without question, but this woman replied, "if you're my son then name all 37 Precures" 💀💀💀
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ドコモ口座はこのお母さんのセキュリティ意識の高さを見習えよ
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I’m bored of this prompt, let’s flip it around: what line sounds like an online meme but is actually from classic literature or an old film? I nominate one from Singin’ in the Rain: “She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”
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Friend: [peeking at my phone] What game is that? And who's the cute anime boy in the hoodie? The one with the eyeliner and the long, braided hair? Me:
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I made My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness one of my staff recs, but someone keeps passive-aggressively flipping it over to hide the cover. Tonight I put a sticky note on the back that says, "Every time you flip me over you make the lesbians stronger."
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5 years
@itsSupercar @DiceSMS Babies have no sense of object permanence
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2 years
Well, this exceeded my expectations.
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@cinemaonfire77 @usayd @neilhimself The sign is not warning us about autism. The sign is warning us about the police.
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7 years
When I find myself in times of trouble / Mother Mary comes to me / Speaking words of wisdom / #Covfefe
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3 months
@emilebois Just finished updating the shipping charts for everyone
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1 year
Bettel is 100% the most seiso member of Tempus and perhaps the most seiso member of the entire Holostars branch
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2 years
Lmao look at this absolute fucking ORB in my kitchen
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7 years
@EarlofWrasslin @PrototypeCube > secretive about personal life > likes things neat and clean > makes you a better person > spontaneous singing Hmmmm
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3 months
Remember when everyone thought that Shinri was going to be the "normal" one? ...yeah, me neither. ☺️ (Thanks to @LilyGillyflower for the video editing! 🫶) #Jokesuiji
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And I've been chasing that high ever since (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧
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Pls show me your favourite personal clip of a vtuber reacting to your supa/menshi/chat (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡
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8 months
What tweets would you guys put in holostars hall of fame tweets
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2 years
@Chinchillazllla American snowmen, having three tagmata (head, thorax, and abdomen), are classified as insects, whereas British snowmen, having only two tagmata (cephalothorax and abdomen), can be considered spiders. Hope that helps!
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3 months
Found an interesting YouTube channel about the history of paints and pigments then got jumpscared by a dead guy 💀
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9 months
Prototype Goose Hoose (done in creative mode) 🪿 Making circle in square game is harder than it looks #Bettelful
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I want to apologize for my hurtful language, I am learning and I am listening (???)
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3 months
His strats are straight out of the Looney Tunes playbook, what even was this 😭 #ABettelProduction
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2 years
@CSMFHT Potentate in a frozen state?
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3 months
> implies he can't imagine Jurard as a top > immediately boards plane > refuses to elaborate
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¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #CringinRuze #Rextapes
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10 months
I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he? 🩷
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boooooo! 🍅🍅
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4 months
Visual kei fans watching Hakka's showcase like #HAKKA3D
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2 years
@noirvesper_en ...two spears, you say? 👀💦💦
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4 months
They're the same picture #BettelBeThere #BettelCallLol
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@HazAyy @genesisrapalo @Anti_poon in your case, it was more like a "mistake"
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【英日翻訳】 ベッテルのマイクラは面白すぎるよ #ABettelProduction #Holostars_TL
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【英日翻訳】 🎇: ああ、夜遅く、友達と歩いている♪ 🎩: なんでこんなことをするのか理解できない!こ、これにはビビったよ! 🎇: えー 🎩: もうこんな時間だ 🎇: まだ午前3時なのに… 🪫: これで僕はアルテアのすべてがわかるさ…てゆーか、露はいい香りがするね 🎇: そうだね? #Holostars_TL
@regisaltare
Regis Altare 🎇 HOLOSTARS EN
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3 am walk ✨ (with frens)
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7 months
When you have to go to the 7-11 at six in the morning
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The way they had an entire period-accurate costume for Black Philip that the audience never gets to see tickles me to no end
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@magnidezmond This was such a fun idea for a stream! I hope you do another one soon! As a side note, your expression here is absolutely killing me 😂
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I find him relatable and delightful and also I want to study him under a microscope #BettelCallLol
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4 years
@laurenlquigley Meanwhile, all I could think about was this album cover
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@jazz_bunnies The best part is that Gintoki's seiyuu, Sugita Tomokazu, is playing the customer
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@ulambdadelta Ruze 🤝 Bettel by rights should not be the voice of reason in the group collab but is undeniably the voice of reason in the group collab
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7 years
@Crunchyroll Hi @Crunchyroll do you take constructive criticism on your tweets
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1 year
@Randonneuring I've never played it, but I can't wait to learn all about it
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@Professor_Lando Shameful display
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5 years
@AITA_reddit OP: It is unfair to spend our shared grocery budget on something that I can't eat. Wife: ...I told you that I would pay for it. OP: It'S nOt aBoUt tHe mOnEy.
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7 years
The next Voyager golden record we send into space should just be Ready Player One and a complete box set of The Big Bang Theory and a map so they can come kill us
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3 years
I got to see Macross Plus on the big screen! Twenty-five years on and it still holds up. In an era of vocaloids and vtubers and virtual concerts, the presentation of Sharon Apple is uncannily prescient and worth revisiting.
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10 months
The scream took me OUT
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No, not again, I'm not strong enough....
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We need to get HQ on the pole its only fair
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【英日翻訳】 これが兄弟関係というもの…なのか? #CringinRuze #Rextapes #Holostars_TL
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There are seven presents under Bettel's tree...
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1 year
@FluorArt His Ass Did Not Go To Xenokuni!!! 💀 This is beautiful I've read it four times and I can even hear their voices
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Pspspsps
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Marta | wallet abayo o7
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Feel free to add your own summoning material
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Discovering the Gavis Bettel numbers #ABettelProduction
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Every Gavis Bettel stream is a Fall Guys stream, in a sense... #ABettelProduction
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@anne_theriault @MaraWilson Even though I'm 40, I'm late to high school and I don't know my class schedule.
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*ボスのはいしんをすうじかん  かけてみていた。 *ケツイがみなぎった。 * 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. * 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. #シ絵ン
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10 months
THE NEXT PART WAS EVEN FUNNIER???
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2 years
Here's another translation of "We Are the Holostars!!" for your timeline! This is kind of an alpha release; I plan to go back and work more of the wordplay in later. As always, let me know what you think!
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@gavisbettel Excellent, a vod I'll be able to use as an instant ramen timer
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Here are some rough translations of all the lines from the "Earphones Recommended! Make the Princess Squeal with Your Sexy Lines" competition: #ホロスタAGF2023
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Remember when Bettel forced Shinri to sing Barbie Girl during karaoke? That was so messed up of him, still can't believe he did that....
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I wrote a scenario for the interactive horror game! That's right, I finally used my undergraduate degree for something! 🫠 Guess it's never too late to start 💛 Happy Birthday, Shinri! May you continue to be an inspiration to us all 🥳🎉 #ShinriCelebrateThis2023 #birthdaykoi2023
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✉️ Happy Birthday, @josuijishinri ! 🎉🎉 The Koillective have created a corkboard website with mementos pinned to it, as well as an interactive horror game! You can access the site below! #JosuijiArt #Koipanions #ShinriCelebrateThis2023 #birthdaykoi2023
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So which is more ironic, managing to injure yourself at a hospital-themed attraction, or surviving a haunted hospital only to completely wreck yourself in the brightly lit gift shop two meters from the exit? 🤔
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@crimzonruze EXT. CEMETERY. NIGHT. Thunder rumbles in the distance. ZOOM IN on the grave of AZURE RUZE. Lightning strikes, and a hand bursts forth from the ground! SMASH CUT to black. We hear the ghastly sound of disembodied eboy laughter. SUPERIMPOSE: Aha ha...𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴...? 🫦
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@josuijishinri [Beethoven intensifies]
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@junstarias I like that he didn't hold back from showing his anger, bitterness, and frustration. Very brave and cool of him. Still, I hope he'll be able to sing a happier song someday.
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@gavisbettel "Go watch Axel" might be the meanest thing you've ever said to us 🥲 Have a good break!
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@Oraclejester ...but you HAVE seen them.
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@TheBrando2 [EN] Marine: Ah? Oh my goodness, so cuuute! Oh, he went bork! He went bork bork! Bork b— Marine: Marine: Eh...? Marine: "It's a Greater Dog." Eh... Marine: It's different than I expected. Somehow, this is not what the Captain was expecting...
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When Shien was little his parents gave him a ¥5,000 bill to buy a roasted sweet potato from a street cart, but instead of buying one and bringing them the change he bought ¥5,000 worth of sweet potatoes and got scolded 🍠💸
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Never wrote a fic outside my head before. It's short and missing several details but It Is What It Is, as someone likes to say. I might have gotten some lore wrong, for which I apologize, but then again, it's supposed to be an AU...right? 🫠 cw//Major Character Death #TempusTales
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so in this ending of elysium, the order they died went: 💢, ♾️, 🦖, ⛓️, 🦅, 🎇, 🎩, 🪫, 🔅 i wonder how it all went down and caused it to go in that order
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I am laughing for real right now
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@rachelmillman I had a scarlet ibis in Djibouti :/
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【英日翻訳】 今夜の放送事故① #Holostars_TL
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@CmndrConnor That painting was long attributed to Rembrandt, but it is now believed to have been painted by one of his students! And it is very, very haunted.
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@ianj38 @phankinsmusic @isabelzawtun @Home_Halfway And for Isabel, nothing of value was lost
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@lunedelstein He's like that one friend all the parents hated
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@albanstail This is literally how my brain processed the entire showcase
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@gavisbettel FLAYON-LIKE TYPING DETECTED
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@lunedelstein wior wiors wiorekr wurie iru qitr wirs wior wir w= worse
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Reminds me of the time he was like "aliens scare me" and we were like "but your senpai is one" and he was like ".........what."
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🎩: Guys, I might be a fake fan but what is Suntempo? #ホロスタ5周年ライブ
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@yui930_log @KevinCow This one will buy you an hour at least
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@solelunastro Speaking as an Earth sign, consumable gifts! Find out their favorite cologne or cheese or wine and stock them up. There's no chance that they won't like it, and they'll be impressed that you noticed one of their favorite things.
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@magnidezmond Is the name ChickenLegs taken yet?
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Dear /m/ today this girl talked to me about Gundam but then she started acting weird, playing with her hair and asking which female characters I liked, I kept talking about specs and she left, anyway my question is how many horses do you think Gundam Heavyarms could take in a fig
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@lingerie_addict Sometimes it really feels like there's less information on the internet than there was twenty years ago
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Left: Wassily Kandinsky. 𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦. 1925. Oil on canvas. 80.0 × 110.0 cm. Right: Gavis Bettel. 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰. 2023. Mixed media. Dimensions variable. Truly, it was a work of art. (Congrats on opening your membership!) #BettelBeThere #BettelCallLol
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@AstroMaiacal POV: you on the operating table meeting your surgical team right as the anesthesia kicks in
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@0Danshi0 It was like watching the most majestic horse you'd ever seen freak out over the sight of a plastic bag 🖤
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