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1 year

@AppleIntro XR made it 😀

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2 years

Pay cleaner 20k, “chef” 30k, driver 30k, etc then come online to brag about having domestic staff

babydoll 💕

@uxcynn

2 years

outsourcing all your domestic chores is only possible because of class there’s someone poorer who’ll do it so i guess you can think being able to outsource all your house chores is a flex but it’s not liberation it’s just exploitation of class esp the way nigerians do it

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@josh_cr7 She fell in love with a stock broker, now her heart is broken

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@Abiola_Usman @m_a_y_o_w_a The whole of Lagos is a slum bruh

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1 year

@leeerob @kentcdodds Both of you are funny 😄. Kent worked on Remix and you are working on Next, it’s only natural that you guys will be biased towards the tools you worked/work on

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@Elkrosmediahub Considering both of them are new in the government house, I am guessing they met those number of employees there. Sacking a good number of them will be difficult though, they better start planning to offload some of them to Local Governments

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2 years

Simi’s new album slaps harddd

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2 years

@pugson Reinventing bootstrap over again

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8 years

@peekaymila Wizkid is not even a Kid Banky W doesn't work in a bank 2 face has only one face Davido can't dance like the David in d Bible

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@SubDeliveryZone @OmogeDami Many people don't really understand this feminism of a thing. It is one thing to be a feminist, it's another thing to be stupid.

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In Dec 2018, @unicodeveloper did a giveaway and gifted me a React course by @AndreiNeagoie , that course changed my life and I am forever grateful. Happy birthday to you brother @unicodeveloper , cheers to an amazing year 🎉🎉🎉

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2 years

@FolorunsoSeun6 @frankdonga_ Obi really doesn’t need the whole of the North to win. The North becomes a threat if they vote one candidate massively, but as it stands, the North is divided among APC, PDP and NNPP.

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6 years

@badt_BOI_ Jesus made this statement

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@unicodeveloper The first and only time I ever went to a club, the three of us that went had to contribute money just so we could afford one bottle of their cheapest wine. We drank it the whole night with five bottles of Coca-Cola 😭😭😭… I drank the garri for two weeks

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@ogbenioloyede @Kelvin_Akhere_ @Fey_Fech @Obajemujnr @SeniormanOA @Alex_Houseof308 He didn’t fall for it obviously

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6 months

Not marketers trying to blow their importance in the tech startup industry out of proportion. Marketers are important o, but let’s not “over-blow” their importance.

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2 years

I love this picture ❤️❤️❤️

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2 years

@Ore_Yusuf If Nigeria today becomes economically successful, churches and mosques will be almost empty

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6 years

@TeaAdejuyigbe People overhype Wizkid and it's sickening

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4 years

@UnclePamilerin @olugbemi_eniola Insecurity of the highest level

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7 years

If you attended a private University or you are a private University student, kneel down every morning and give thanks to God for that.

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7 months

Thank you for the cake @StanbicIBTC 🙏

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1 year

@macfillan @NdukaEbubeDike Why not chess?

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8 months

This unchecked tribalism from we Yorubas make no sense and I swear, it won’t end well.

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3 years

@Its_Biyi @binjoadeniran All macs from M1 and above will outperform any similarly priced motherfucking windows PC though

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2 years

@eldivyn Buy a solar inverter instead of a generator.

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4 months

Take me back to Monaco 🇲🇨🇲🇨

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6 months

We visited an African kitchen in Lyon and made this fire efo riro. All thanks to wifey #vacation

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2 years

@bigbrovar @Wana____ Lagos is stressful because of traffic and working remotely automatically removes that stress. For rent, someone earning 4K USD will always be able to afford rent.

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5 years

@LifeOfRouvafe @Eehmah1 @OgbeniDipo 250k Will be looking big until you start earning it

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3 years

@mister_ade5 @farouq_yahaya 🤔

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7 months

People are rich ooo…. If you think 750k per night is too much, it’s because you are not that rich yet

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7 months

People pay for a suit in hotels like Eko Signature for a year. N750,000 per day by the way. Are you actually smarter than them, or you no just get money, but loud and think sey na you get sense pass everybody for Nigeria??🤣🤣

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6 years

@UrbanCulture06 Seriously, Nigerians are suffering. The number of Yahoo boys increased during Buhari's tenure

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2 years

Truth be told, Fashola and Ambode are better governors (by far) than Tinubu. The only person Tinubu did better than is SanwoOlu.

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2 years

Ask Linus Kashim Shettima where he got his “Lagos had 1 Ambulance from? Tunde Bank-Anthony came with shakabula. 🤣

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@Abiodun0x 2019, a friend was trying to convince a Yahoo boy to learn UI/UX, this guy said he wasn’t interested if he won’t earn at least 500k as an entry level designer. This was in 2019. People who do yahoo will always justify doing yahoo

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1 year

@IAmQuebex Open a DOM account and get your debit card . Saves you headache

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Agba Cooker

@Gbengacodes

5 years

CSS will always come back to haunt you if you don't understand it well

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5 years

Two things are always massively underestimate in terms of time: - CSS - Unit testing

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8 months

February Dump

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6 years

@YemieFASH Many pastors really need private jets, especially those that minister all over the world

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1 year

September dump

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1 year

October Dump

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6 years

@BullofJohn @ty_ivanny I fell in love with a footballer, now I am being played.

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6 years

@unicodeveloper I have been trying to learn React for over three weeks and I am not making any significant progress. One minute I am getting it, the next minute I don't know if what I am doing is making sense or not.

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6 years

I SERVED NIGERIA GALLANTLY

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6 years

@BDbazzy03 @habby_ay "Leave am for God".. I don't even know if there is space in between the name or not

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6 months

@DunsinOyekan It is the uniqueness of Lawrence Oyor’s voice for me

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5 years

@Jheho_Sarkcess @modeenyy @59Pixelss @phillkd1 Na who send Ronaldo work make him dey run upandan??

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3 years

@The_GreatBonnie Frontend: React/Next.js, Typescript. Backend: Node.js, Express.js Mobile: React Native Database: MongoDB, PostgreSQL Hosting: Heroku, Vercel, Netlify

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@SEzekwesili Old houses are stronger, bigger, cheaper, have larger parking lots, etc

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7 years

@KraksTV @OneKeys This is the side effect of not qualifying for World cup.

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6 years

@Crhedrys @TheDilichi Ronaldo has played 149 more matches than Messi but Messi has more assists and is only 26 goals away from catching up with Ronaldo. If you aren't familiar with football, this stat isn't normal.

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2 years

@twerth @jamonholmgren By Keyboard speed in km/h

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2 years

If you want to get out in one year, call Professor. If you want out in three months, call Scoffield. If you want out in one day with all charges dropped and a private jet to take you to a private island to chill, call Raymond Reddington.

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2 years

You just got into one of the most secured prison in the world Who are you calling for help?

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@Elkrosmediahub Same thing happened to us in Kenya, they singled us out and we had to provide return tickets, hotel bookings and Covid result

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6 years

@5DMarilyn @Favoured__ I didn't miss it anyway

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1 year

@Ifechideere As opposed to the pastor saying ‘This new govt. shall not favour you. For the next 4 years, you’ll not be called for your appointment. It is not your turn to be appointed’??

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1 year

August dump

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7 years

@I_pissVodka If a girl can't cook beans, shame on her. If a boy can't cook beans, shame on him. Case closed.

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5 months

@alexando4all @Hitee_ Collect more taxes than what?? Lmfao 🤣 The govt takes a non-negotiable 19% of your gross pay as tax. This is minus other taxes such as VAT, etc Yes, I know you want to mention tithe, but the percentage of Christians that pay tithe is not up to 20%.

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@ebenezerDN @demicoderr 1. Prevents the need for multiple css files. 2. CSS tree shaking (only used css properties are compiled) 3. Eliminates/reduces the need for global CSS. 4. Faster development time as it eliminates the need for context switching between CSS and markup file.

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6 years

Thank you so much @steveamaza and @unicodeveloper for this amazing Christmas gift, I am grateful.

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6 years

@tolusaba That memory of Aiyegbeni will never fade away

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6 months

Hello Paris 🇫🇷🇫🇷 #vacation

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5 years

@js_tut Started with vanilla, left it half way. Took on jQuery, understood it. Picked Vanilla again, still didn't get it. Moved to React, didn't get it at first. Went back to Vanilla using a different approach, I got it. Moved to React, got it. Moved to Node, got it. Just Start somewhere

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3 years

@pixelDahn Add QA engineers to this list. Those guys are the real MVPs

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6 months

You will never catch me without ata gigun 😂😂

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7 years

@SubDeliveryMan Hitting your partner, irrespective of the gender, is bad.

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3 years

@unicodeveloper Backend devs are so so underrated. The amount of work they put into ensuring platform stability is unquantifiable.

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4 years

@toluolisa @OgaLandlord_ She told you she hasn’t spoken to her Dad?

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6 years

@LiamPaulCanning @tobyybanksz You are sounding like you started watching football in 2017

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6 years

@HeartOfGoId_ I learnt this in Ibadan. I bought the original and the fake so as to clear my doubts, and guess what I discovered - the difference is in the taste, the taste is the difference

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7 years

@IkechuQwu A real life explanation of Improper Fraction

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2 years

The best way to campaign during election is to keep the focus on your candidate. Always talk about your candidate and let’s others talk about theirs.

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5 years

@unicodeveloper @AndreiNeagoie Thanks so much man, I am grateful. I am feeling tempted to dive in straight away😀😀😀

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3 years

@thesheddyking Southern man with anger issues but still got knighted Sir Binus

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4 years

@iamdlaw2 @olugbemi_eniola Nairaland is a bigger platform than Linda’a blog.

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6 years

@bruhver @thepamilerin Winner no doubt

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4 years

@ejmudi I recently added Typescript to a side project I am working on, the number of bugs have since then reduced drastically. I recently convinced my boss at work to allow us add TS to all our projects and he agreed. It’s only a matter of time before everyone will switch to TS

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My prayer for you is that God will bless you financially. In 2017 I was in final year, and I remember saying to my friends then that 100k phone is a waste of money. Thank God for growth and blessings

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1 year

Any perfume more than 5k Any palm slippers more than 7k Any Italian shoe more than 20k Any wristwatch more than 10k Any Senator more than 15k Count me out, twitter standards cannot make me live out of my means Who no like am make them go court, i no come life 2 impress anybody.

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Wednesday in Villefranche-sur-Mer #vacation

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2 years

@essanpe_ @MRtim__1911 Didn’t Barcelona beat them 4:0? Lol 😂

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6 months

@jigamannn @DifferentKaro For every time a car passes the camera, the camera scans the plate number and runs a check on the vehicle

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6 months

First time in Paris today. Beautiful city, lots of greenery, Teslas everywhere.

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6 years

@sirOscie @YemieFASH Many Nigerian pastors preach all.kver the world. Baba Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo, Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, etc.

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4 years

@__gershom @ayoola_kelechi How is he trying to sabotage the movement?

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10 months

Earlier this month, I reached 2,000 hours of work as a freelancer. This is one of my biggest accomplishments this year and I super pumped 🚀🚀🚀 Up next: 5,000 hours

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4 years

@wesbos @syntaxfm Scoped styling without using any CSS in JS library

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6 years

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT TODAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...

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5 months

@lawodebabaibeji @oliveKubmite There is no church that doesn’t do it. We all saw this during Covid at least

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2 years

@Rujo_ @Wana____ Until they get the opportunity and they refuse to leave

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6 years

NYSC is finally over.

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@unit02OBS @djngoma @LordVizo__ @Vhoyde It is the job of companies to produce car every year, users are the ones not mandated to buy cars every year.

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6 years

@HemButs @Jokunle Since we all want to be mad

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@iamAbiodunAA The laptop I learnt coding with, I bought it for 40k in 2014. I started learning coding in 2018 with that same laptop, got my first job in Jan 2019 with that same laptop. My brother started learning coding in 2021 with that same laptop, now he has a job and is doing fine.

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Sometimes I wonder if I have a girlfriend or I am just dating myself. Today is my birthday and this girl still hasn't called or sent a message, she will probably remember next week that today's my birthday. I am just tired, sigh!!!

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5 years

@sploofeek It means Suarez sitting on the bench actually

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4 years

@traversymedia I am currently working on a robust e-commerce application. It has three parts : users, vendors and admin. It also accepts payments. I am planning to implement a wallet system for vendors next week so they can track their income and request for their payment whenever they want.

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6 years

@uthman_waxcav @Jokunle Buhari's younger sister is older than Buhari.

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4 years

@fred_diaries1 @qualityzola You people rate celebs too much.. it’s sickening

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6 years

@Gaeist I once told someone that relationships are investments but she didn't agree, instead she called me poor😥😥

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