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@_JonasMzwakhe

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Brand Manager๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

South Africa
Joined February 2019
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2 years
Even a poor boyfriend feels rich when he has a girlfriend that respect him!โค
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Salary ya January ke recovery guys, Emang nyana ka di favour.
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If a male gynecologist is able to control himself, no man should talk about temptation
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No one is more stressed than a kid who is trying to be successful at a young age.
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Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.
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Study To Graduate, Rent To Buy, Date To Marry, Lead To Build, And Pray For Change. โค๏ธ
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What do guys find attractive other than looks??๐Ÿค”
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2 years
Notice how people change when they don't get what they want from you!
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2 years
Normalize buying yourself something nice after getting paid. You're not working just for bills and groceries.
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Jabu earns R18 000 and gives her gf R50, what is he?
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2 years
Do neighbors still ask for sugar?
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4 years
Entlek what's the real African story behind this.
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4 years
R899 sounds cheaper than R900
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4 years
Are you single or taken?๐Ÿค”
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2 years
How is your high school crush looking like now?
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4 years
This kills me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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5 months
Your first day at work, and someone will hate you for no reason.
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4 years
What is the right time to date again after a breakup?
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4 years
My favorite part in the Bible is when Jesus was alone, talking to God and someone who wasn't there wrote about it... ๐Ÿ™„ Yours???
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2 years
The first thing you do after getting paid?
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4 years
We chill, You gossip? i record you.
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4 years
"Early announcements attracts evil spirits"๐Ÿค”
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2 years
KFC or Chicken licken?
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4 years
Dating a Lazy girl whoโ€™s good in bed is unexplainable to the family. When they shout youโ€™ll reply โ€œyou people donโ€™t know this girlโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ
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2 years
One thing about your partner?
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4 years
Entlek what is the right time to wake up in the morning when you not going anywhere ?
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3 years
Some kids are struggling with homeworks because their fathers went for looks.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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4 years
It takes a real man to realize that one women is enough.๐Ÿคž
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4 years
Until its your turn, learn to keep clapping for others happily.
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2 years
She can cook, she is neat, she knows God, she doesn't drink, she sticks to one man, and doesn't cheat... "Where is she"?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘
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4 years
Covid19 is killing small businesses๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚
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4 years
A real partner can sense your mood over a text.
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4 years
I'm I the only one who's complaining about headache this days?
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4 years
Shekinah or Lady Zamar?
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3 years
What motivates you to wake up every morning?
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4 years
What was your longest relationship?
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3 years
Why take pictures when donating to the poor?
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4 years
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Umdala doesn't believe in romance
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2 years
In community of property or without?๐Ÿ’
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4 years
Rich or poor,famous or not, it affects us all...what is it?
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4 years
Dumela Seipati!๐Ÿ˜Ž
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4 years
where is he?๐Ÿค”
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Once they greet you and you greet them back, the contract is signed automatically.
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4 years
Normalize Blue ticking Friends Who Only Text You When They Need Something.๐Ÿ˜’
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4 years
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4 years
Sometimes you need to put Your Qualifications aside and hustle like a dropout.
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2 years
What's your comment?
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4 years
University dropouts ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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3 years
Retweet for Biggie and like for Tupac.
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1 year
You are at the interview. Please tell us about yourself?
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5 years
A blessed Saturday. Congratulations to Adriaan on his new vehicle...enjoy buddy. Let me help you to get a car that you want at an affordable price with lower mileage...we have a variaty of cars to choose from...contact or WhatsApp me now on 0786748787
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3 years
If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.
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4 years
How long can you survive with R100?
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3 years
When it hurts, Observe. Life is trying to teach you something.
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4 years
Who convinced Adam to eat the apple?๐Ÿค”
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4 years
As long as it's not directly said to you , it remains unsaid and it's not for you to entertain it.
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5 years
1 parent can raise 10 kids but 10 kids can all fail to look after that 1 parent...a mother's love is real
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4 years
If God is calling you into something. Surrender
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3 years
Sometimes they don't miss you. They just want to see if they still have access to you!๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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4 years
How can we stay positive while positive people are dying
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3 years
What's the age difference between you and your partner?
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3 years
Just because it didnโ€™t last forever, doesnโ€™t mean it wasnโ€™t worth your while.
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4 years
Channel 304...Ramaphosa apologizes for last night's address and liquor sale continues ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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4 years
There's no traffic when you create your own lane.
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4 years
If Money is the root of all evil why they ask for it in church?
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5 years
Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Tsi Trendline 2019 model for R228,995 with less than 35 000km. Get yours now, don't miss out. DM me or WhatsApp me now on 0786748787
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3 years
Never underestimate the beginning of smaller things.๐Ÿคซ
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4 years
Gents flex your hun. She's yours โค๐Ÿ‘‘โค
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4 years
I pack my clothes neatly in a wardrobe then after two days boom , world war III ๐Ÿ™„
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2 years
Man Settle Where They Find Peace,Not Beauty๐ŸŽฏ
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3 years
you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you.
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2 years
If I send you R1 000 now, what would you do with it?
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4 years
Dankie Rustenburg for business. A warm congratulations to Bontle on her new car.๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ Contact me now: 0786748787
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4 years
A fair relationship is when both are husling.
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2 years
Dating a person who has never been loved properly takes so much patience.
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3 years
English ; I'm coming home, is granny there? Venda ; Decoder bo ma cool ba horny?๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ
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4 years
We are back and officially opened guys. I need your support. If you are ready to apply for a car. DM Or WhatsApp me on 0786748787 And I will assist you. We deliver in all provinces
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3 years
What brings you closer to God?
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4 years
What is the biggest gift you've ever had? Me: My daughter ๐Ÿ˜Š
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4 years
At first when i joined Tweeter i thought all people who get many likes are rich..๐Ÿคญ
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2 years
How did Covid19 affect you and your family?
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3 years
What do you offer in your relationship?
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4 years
To us who wear cheap clothes,but still make people uncomfortable & jealous.๐Ÿฅ‚โค๐Ÿ”ฅ
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4 years
I wish dye e black enne R1500 ka January.
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3 years
I'm giving out birthday gifts. When is your birthday date?
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5 years
Polo vivo 2019 with less than 35 000km We offer a wide variety of vehicles ranging from Sedans, Hatchbacks, SUVs, Kombis, Double and Single Cab Bakkies. Let us help you now...Don't miss out...WhatsApp me now on 0786748787
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3 years
What do you hate most when you drunk?
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7 months
When the buyer says " i love the rain, Let's seat here" .๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Boyfriend ya hao hare blomile kaofela ,ere remo zamele cherry e xapo.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
Those who finally gets a peace job and suddenly ask you what are you bzy with...aai
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4 years
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Never shall it be Comrade...Neveeer
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4 years
@HermaineM โค @JonasMzwakhe I follow back immediately
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4 years
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done...
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3 years
Lol... since
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7 months
Blocking is not enough, we need more options like, kill contact, send lightning.
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4 years
Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.
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