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ReactJs, Dart/Flutter, C# || Guntun gatarin ka ya fi sari ka ba ni.

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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
3 months
I need men to explain this to me, cos it's a sentiment I've never understood: if you lack self control, why is it incumbent upon random strangers (who are objects of your fancy) to restrain themselves, rather than on you to work on yourself?
@ani_danielson
ANI NYONG BASSEY 📈 📉
3 months
Should gyms restrict what women wear??? What do you think?
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7 months
I think if people started viewing children as responsibility rather than as property, they would exercise better care and caution in bringing them into this world.
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7 months
Saying poor people shouldn’t have children is extreme elitism
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
4 months
"I will not lie, I will not lie, this is very, VERY good. And it's THIICK!! ✊"
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G. V. Utong
3 months
You went to the gym to work out, but, somehow, instead of stacking plates, your eyes are focused on what women are wearing to the gym? You're not a serious person.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
1 year
Proof of life.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
5 years
WATCH: The difference between water and beer carefully demonstrated through science.
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@G_VestaUtong
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7 months
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@NejeebBello
Nejeeb Bello Oyarese
7 months
Chioma Okoli is dragged from home to prison, to court for 4 months by the most despicable samples of patriarchal men, yet Nigerian feminists have not raised all Hell till the IGP is sacked and the Erisco clown convicted for harassment. Maybe if we make this case about cooking...
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1 month
I'm convinced that all "progressive" Nigerian are one Freudian slip away from revealing their true misogynistic, bigoted nature. All pretentions to progressiveness are just that. Cos tell me why this guy is trying to take shots at Odanz and body shaming a woman is what he chose.
@FS_Yusuf_
FS Yusuf
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Odanz was posting and ridiculing a picture of me and a lady spending good time but see the withered breast of his side chick😩😩 Even my grandmama breast still get sauce
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G. V. Utong
2 years
Nobody: CBN new N200 note:
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8 months
This just triggered a memory. Apr 28, 1996. Bayero University Kano Old campus. That year, Eid al-Adha fell on a Sunday. Church was ongoing at the same time at Theater one, a stone throw from the central mosque. Suddenly, muslims from the mosque attacked the church... 1/
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Big Cuz
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There was one year Christmas and Sallah happened ok the same weekend. Fun times. Food everywhere
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
3 months
@younghavok I agree. Never been a fan of filming people without their permission. I'm against harassing people in the gym and using them for content.
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G. V. Utong
2 years
I DISAGREE with this take, and here's why: When men like this 'advice' women about taking responsibility, they always use scenarios of women walking along lonely streets at night or partying with strangers. But I contend that it's a dishonest sleight of hand tactic... THREAD
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
10 months
Wanna know something wild? If Alison-Madueke were to run for office in Nigeria sometime in the future, and the Nigerian population was to reject her, it won't be because of her history of theft, illegality, bribery and corruption, it would be because she's a woman.
@SaharaReporters
Sahara Reporters
10 months
EXCLUSIVE: UK Court Documents Detail How Nigeria's Ex-Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke Received Cash, Luxury Goods, Flights On Private Jets In Return For Oil Contracts | Sahara Reporters
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G. V. Utong
3 months
@grevagini Your answer is completely tangential to the conversation. Also, what it suggests is that men, like toddlers, have very little self control. We already know that. The question is, why, instead of working on themselves, are they fixated on telling women what to wear?
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G. V. Utong
7 months
There's no reason for feminists not to be angry. The only reason you think they're overreacting is because you consider the issues that trigger them as non-issues; swipeable, distant. Every feminist is angry over an issue that can affect them directly. And for good reason too.
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G. V. Utong
7 months
Lol. Christians say they need evidence to believe Pastor Paul Adefarasin attacked a bus full of passengers yesterday. Read that again.
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3 months
@apolanaria Held accountable for what, in this context? I'm curious. What will you be holding them accountable for at the gym? As far as I know it, there's no gym in Nigeria where women go to nude.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
2 years
@Kdenkss Lmao not you being fake deep about the politics and crises of a country with an invisibility cloak, an otherworldly mineral resource and whose entire military relies on the strength of one highly functioning human. 💀😂
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G. V. Utong
2 months
The average Nigerian man desperately needs women stripped of all forms of autonomy and be eternally subservient to him for his life to have any purpose or meaning.
@Saifthesage
ALI
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The progressive Nigerian man does not understand how men he considers less than him have their wives asking for permission to go out. He wants this but he can’t have it. He is still stuck in Lagos traffic, there is no food waiting for him at home. He’s progressive though.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
8 months
I share this to highlight just how ephemeral the idea of religious tolerance is, especially in Northern Nigeria. This memory is seared in my memory because of the psychological effect seeing that much blood had on me as a child.
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2 years
@moyodre Bro! Had a coworker pass over the weekend a few months back. A mail was sent to everyone that weekend. During the weekly meeting the next week, there was NO mention of him. It was as if he never existed. A colleague had to interrupt the convener to remind him to honor him. Crazy
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
8 months
Blasphemy laws have no place in a modern, secular society. They represent the barbarity of bronze age goat herders and shouldn't exist in the 21st century.
@CSI_humanrights
Christian Solidarity International (CSI)
8 months
A huge blow to #RhodaJatau 's supporters and defense team as Bauchi High Court rejects her bid to have the #blasphemy charges against her thrown out. CSI will continue to press for her release. #freeRhoda
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4 months
Tbh, I blame Nigerians for making this guy popular. There's nothing remarkable about what he does. He offers nothing more than tasteless condescension and the typical Nigerian brand of classism. You people are too easily impressed and are too generous with your likes.
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Opeyemi Famakin
4 months
@the_amazingama Someone who cant pronounce Bolognese is calling me unintelligent? 😂 I love how twitter is a leveler
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5 years
@MAGGEZEH_ This is why atheists think theists are intellectually beneath them.
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G. V. Utong
1 year
I admire the resilience and bravado of the "Twitter political analysts" whose predictions about Peter Obi have all turned out 100% wrong, yet nevertheless wake up everyday, look themselves in the mirror and say "let's go out and be wrong one more time, shall we?"
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G. V. Utong
8 months
PS: I shared this story not to draw hate towards Muslims, but to highlight a dangerous problem that is religious intolerance. Some of my best friends are Muslims and I love them to death. The last thing I want is for this thread to be used to see hate against peace-loving Muslims
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G. V. Utong
8 months
"he's just begging for sex na 😂" You'd think the man is seated across the room, far from her when doing the begging, not all up in her face, trying to touch her thighs inappropriately while swearing that he may spontaneously combust that night if he doesn't have sex with her.
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G. V. Utong
8 months
The day Sallah and Christmas fell on the same day, nobody went to Church on campus that morning. The brave ones waited till the Eid prayers had finished before going to start service. Everyone just lived with the fear of a reoccurrence of what happened in 1996.
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G. V. Utong
1 year
@XBrianDennis You're more interested in mocking the "mob" to earn some cool points than you are in tweeting against the illegality our security agents are being used to perpetrate. "Arrested for defamation" should not be a statement in any sane society.
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8 months
They beat up churchgoers, inflicting serious injuries to many, tore up bibles, destroyed the lectern and musical equipments. Their reason? The church, which had always held there every Sunday from before I was born, was disturbing their festivities.
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G. V. Utong
3 months
@apolanaria Give me an example of "indecent dressing" at the gym and why YOU think it is indecent. Also I'll just ignore the last line as it serves no purpose in this conversation.
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@Oluchisxn 😂😂😂
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G. V. Utong
1 year
People who are saying "Read!" simply do not understand design principles and how this is a terrible design from a UI perspective. When I first saw this picture, it took me over 10 seconds to locate the "body wash". It should be the first thing your consumer notices.
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I know I am not old, but this is funny. For the past 3 days, I’ve been using this as my body cream. I noticed it was unnecessarily sticky and all, but I just felt maybe that’s the texture as it was my first time. I just found out that it is a body wash!
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G. V. Utong
4 years
Forget the antagonism it is currently facing, posterity will be kind to Wizkid’s MIL album. That’s how you make an album. 🔥
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G. V. Utong
8 months
@igudy_dev You carry a whole left back go house. Strong man.
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G. V. Utong
6 months
The top half of this tweet has NOTHING to do with the bottom half. And this, folks, is how you know people who do not understand the concept of equality in the socio cultural context.
@Ugonnnaya
𝐔𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐲𝐚
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Me and my wife are not equal. Equality is scam. I will baby my queen and make life easy for her. Premium princess treatment. Be safe
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G. V. Utong
5 years
One day in the near future, an anthropologist studying contemporary Nigerian culture would write a book about Nigerians and their weird obsession with control and headship within family units and it would be an international best seller.
@OgbeniDipo
Dr Dípò Awójídé
5 years
A smart woman ‘controls’ her man without raising her voice. A smart man, understanding that he is the head, allows his woman ‘control’ him without stress because the home belongs to the woman.
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G. V. Utong
5 years
*Man sees an opportunity to speak against and end a particular injustice meted out to a woman/group of women.* Man's mind: "Don't say it" "Don't say it" "Don't say it" "Don't say it" "Don't say it" "Don't say it" "Don't say it" Man: "WHERE ARE THE FEMINISTS??!"
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G. V. Utong
5 years
"Dear Kiki, You may fight for the rights of the helpless. Lend your voice in defense of the voiceless alright. As long as they're not my preferred group of hated individuals. Your fight for justice and fairness must end where my hatred begins." Nigerian Homophobes™
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G. V. Utong
7 months
@BrianGCN Yes. But there are also objective ways to measure suffering and a threshold for what that is.
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G. V. Utong
2 years
A. When they talk about rape, they never mention that, according to rape stats, most of the reported rape cases are often perpetrated by people KNOWN to the victims. In some cases as far as 90%. How do women protect themselves from uncles, nephews, classmates, friends etc? 3/
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G. V. Utong
2 years
So why do men like Tate, when talking about rape, always ignore the 93% of reported cases and only discuss the 7% committed by strangers? Because, they really don't care about rape. They just like the sounds of their voices... 5/
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G. V. Utong
5 years
Hi, I work with @myaccessbank . I also do photography and photo manipulation when I'm off my day job. This is a sample of what I spend my evenings doing when I'm not crunching numbers or making a sales pitch. Kindly RT.
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G. V. Utong
3 months
@ummuani___ Let's start with: what is an inappropriate cloth for women and why do YOU think it is inappropriate? You can share an example.
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G. V. Utong
9 months
@Oloni @LaidBarePodcast Whatever you do in life, avoid women like this.
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G. V. Utong
3 months
@adeboye_ab Check my media.
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G. V. Utong
1 month
This response is a classic example of a non sequitur. There is a difference between helping the less privileged as part of an official duty, and helping because you care. Robbers and drug dealers have been known to donate to orphanages. Do you think this means they have empathy?
@Kimberly_Wotas
Iye nokwa
1 month
Nigerians agreeing to this amaze me. Apart from this being blatantly untrue and easily disproven by a mere google search, you know there are churches feeding people daily. Missionaries established some of the best schools our parents went to. Christians own most of the orphanages
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G. V. Utong
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Me, during the nuclear holocaust in WWIII:
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@ThebestFigen
The Best
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An experiment in which a 1000℃ iron ball was placed on the skin of a discarded pineapple.
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G. V. Utong
2 years
B. Most reported cases of rape and sexual abuses happen to girls before they turn 18. TO CHILDREN. You want to talk about responsibility like 12 year old girls are supposed to know what that is?
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G. V. Utong
7 months
At some point, even as a diehard Christian, you would have to honestly tell yourself that this isn't right. That the commonwealth should not be used to build edifices that serve no economic purpose. Akwa Ibom has over 500 churches. How would an extra one help the state?
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
3 years
Gm! I just listed my newest piece, Rebel, on @withFND for 0.666ETH. This piece is special to me because it, in part, is a story of my experience and that of so many on here. I'd appreciate if you retweet it when it comes across your timeline 😊.
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G. V. Utong
2 years
Why doesn't Tate and men like him give 'advice' to women who are raped at home by people they know, or to children? Because he doesn't have a solution to give. He just likes "I've told you" feeling that comes with advising people from a place of intellectual superiority... 7/
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G. V. Utong
3 years
🤯🤯 LFG!! 🚀🚀🚀
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G. V. Utong
4 years
Bagpipes and kilts? What's going on in Nigeria?
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
4 years
President @MBuhari arrives Eagle Square for the induction ceremony of Nigerian Air Force 3 brand new combat helicopters. Under this administration, NAF has procured and inducted 22 fighter aircrafts and helicopter gunships, and 17 additional aircrafts are expected.
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4 years
Nigerian Millennials discovering that the ignorance and frailties in thought of their parents were protected by respect culture is one of the most amazing things to see come out of these protests.
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G. V. Utong
3 months
@TheKarlKolchak You'd just be labeled a weirdo, walking around the gym with a boner. Good luck with that.
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G. V. Utong
5 years
@cchukudebelu This juxtaposition is totally unnecessary. A crime is a crime. It is not a popularity contest. Impressionable minds would latch on to tweets like this as proof that their theft is not the worst out there.
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G. V. Utong
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Come outside, boss. 🥊
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@JerrieRotimi
Olúwadùnsìn
2 months
- Adjust Exposure 100, Brilliance 50, Highlights -15, shadows -20, contrast 8, brightness -10, black point -50, saturation 10, Vibrancy -10, warmth 10, tint 16, Vignette 41, Exposure -10. Filter - Dramatic. Thank Me later. 🫶🏿
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G. V. Utong
6 months
@Quickiepaedia This is such an uninformed and malicious take. B4 him there was Tony Tetuila, Baba Fryo, Daddy Showkey. In his era there were the likes of P Square, 9ice, Terry G etc. People who made commercial music for the feel of it. To say DBanj desecrated the music scene is patently untrue.
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G. V. Utong
7 months
@BrianGCN Also, don't forget that not having a child is not a disservice. There's no unborn child who's going to regret not being born by you. You're literally not cheating anyone by not having a kid.
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G. V. Utong
4 years
Sharing some of my recent artworks on the timeline. Are you a photographer/digital artist? Share some of your recent work. 😊😊😊
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G. V. Utong
2 years
They like high-horsing topics like this to make themselves sound morally superior. And young men gobble it up without forethought. This is dangerous because, by doing this, they leave the burning house to tackle the little tongue of fire on the neighbors lawn... 6/
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G. V. Utong
2 years
They NEVER talk about the stats I'm about to present in this thread. Do you know why? They prefer to knock for the 'low hanging fruit' instances. Why do they do it? I'll explain this at the end. Stay with me... 2/
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G. V. Utong
5 years
Nigerians would shame girls for bleaching one minute, sing "Brown Skin Girl" the next, then go on to shame Kenyans for being "too dark". Only a Nigerian mind can handle this level of compartmentalization without overheating.
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G. V. Utong
1 year
@ImadeIyamu Hate it when they say that shit "he knows how to play politics", like is this a game to you?
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G. V. Utong
3 years
Do you ever like sit and wonder who Onye Nkuzi is talking with when he tweets? Man be like "I've told you people that US interventionist policies in Africa gbogbotibo" and I'm just here like "bruh when did we have this discussion?" 🥴
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G. V. Utong
3 months
@Dreamuai @Oluchisxn If you get turned on at the gym, you're not working out hard enough.
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G. V. Utong
11 months
List of people who also had fighting spirit: - Osama bin Laden - Abubakar Shekau - Adolf Hitler - Abū Muṣʻab Zarqāwī - Pol Pot - Idi Amin - Mao Zedong You should make an album extolling their virtue of resilience, you fvcking idiot.
@Odumodublvck_
INDUSTRY MACHINE
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IF KENDRICK LAMAR USED MC OLUOMO AS A REFERENCE POINT. NIGERIANS WILL BE ON HIS DICK. SOME PEOPLE SAY DEM DEY MILITANT LIKE ABACHA. NO WAHALA. NOBODY TALK. CAUSE E SWEET ABI? 😂 ITS NOT ABOUT THE MAN BUT THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF THE MAN AND HIS MENTALITY TO NEVER GO DOWN
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2 years
...and this is dangerous because it skews the minds of his impressionable male followers; makes them think this is how the overwhelming number of rape cases occurs..
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G. V. Utong
3 months
Twitter is funny, man. Saw that tweet about the mom burning her son's travel documents, and somehow, without knowing either the mom or the son, someone just created the narrative that the mom was struggling with attachment issues, everyone else just said "Ah yes!" and ran with it
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G. V. Utong
4 years
The artist vs. The art
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@iamrenike
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The Artist Vs The Art
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G. V. Utong
4 years
Sharing BTS for some of my work. THREAD.
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G. V. Utong
3 months
If I say this country is being governed by uncouth, uncultured urchins, I would be putting it pretty mildly. This is what passes for a minister of a country and we wonder why the country is the way it is. Such unserious lots.
@ARISEtv
ARISE NEWS
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Arise News Correspondent, Laila Johnson-Salami @lailajohnsonsal questions Senator David Umahi about the Lagos-Calabar Highway Project’s environmental impact assessment. She asks whether the project has received final approval from the Federal Ministry of Environment or if an
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@DavidHundeyin This tweet is in such poor taste. I understand that you're trying to highlight the injustice she had committed but this is just unnecessarily vile
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G. V. Utong
5 years
For years we glorified the wisdom of our elders... ...then they joined Twitter... ...and the mist cleared from our eyes...
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4 years
I have a theory that the first announcement from any government agency, parastatal etc in this administration, is always used to "test the waters": to gauge public reaction. If it's not favorable, it is followed immediately by a denial.
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
4 years
PUBLIC NOTICE: “The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission hereby state unequivocally that NO approval has been granted for a 50% tariff increase in the Tariff Order for electricity distribution companies which took effect on January 1, 2021.” Read full statement 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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G. V. Utong
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@ummuani___ Why is it inappropriate? Why is is any more inappropriate than this and why is the chant for indecency directed at the former more than the latter?
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G. V. Utong
4 years
If an apple pie cost 2.50 in Jamaica, 3.50 in Barbados and 4.00 in Dominica, are these the pie rates of the Caribbean? Leave me, please.
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G. V. Utong
6 months
@Jonathanedillon @ImDeshan @historyinmemes 137 years is not that long actually, on a cosmic scale.
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G. V. Utong
5 years
"We men are weak." The line that precedes men's attempt to, first blame, then control women, the weather, the economy, the traffic, the tidal waves and price of garri in the market for their inability to control their sexual urges.
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G. V. Utong
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Announcing a date for a protest (as ridiculous as this is) a month in the future will always be a joke to me. You're giving the government that much time to deploy its endless resources in thwarting your plans?
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G. V. Utong
3 years
@eddyfontaine And then there's us.... Just clueless, walking around maintaining beauty.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
2 years
@MadebyUche "just a regular product manager". Are you invariably demeaning the work of a product manager, an honest, legal activity btw?
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
3 months
@ummuani___ Okay but why is the short indecent? I want to know why you consider indecent, from an objective standpoint.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
4 years
Took my friend a casual picture, and decided to turn it into art. Please retweet 🙏🙌
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
5 months
If you had converted all your savings to dollars a few months ago (so that you only convert to naira when you need to make urgent purchases) you would've realized by now that you just unintentionally created the biblical jar of oil that keeps refilling itself.
@naira_rates
₦aira Rates
5 months
Tue 20 Feb, 2024 • 10:26 AM 💵 1 USD ⇛ ₦1,769.410 💷 1 GBP ⇛ ₦2,250.640 💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦1,925.457 💶 1 CAD ⇛ ₦1,292.629 v1.1.5
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G. V. Utong
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G. V. Utong
1 year
A good time to remind everyone that this guy was sentenced to 42 years imprisonment for bribery in December's last year.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
8 months
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@taynextdoor
tay.
8 months
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
5 months
There is no incentive to be a good person in Nigeria. The worse you are, ethically, the higher your chances of rising through the ranks and securing both respect for yourself and fortune for descendants, provided you align yourself with the ruling crooks.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
7 months
@BrianGCN That's the point. Poor people don't do all of this, which is why they have kids that roam the streets and beg or sleep outside. Hence the advice. Impregnation is easy. Taking care of the child is where the work begins. How's saying don't do it if you can't take care of them bad?
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
4 years
Simple. The youths are fighting for a country where a S*galink becomes redundant—where they don't have to rely on the mercies of one individual. A country where institutional dysfunction doesn't give rise to individuals with a messiah complex. Obviously, S*ga doesn't want that.
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G. V. Utong
11 months
It's homocentric chauvinism that causes you to think it is only your species for which death holds any significant meaning and for which the universe's laws are bent to herald your eventful demise. No one cares where goats go to when they die.
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
2 months
Me and my work 📷
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@the_amazingama
Ama Udofa
2 months
Me and my work ✍🏽
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
4 years
@gimbakakanda Shared the exact same sentiment on Facebook some 4 years ago:
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
1 year
With bigotry, nomenclature bestows the illusion of difference. That's why a homophobe can condemn ethnic bigotry without cognitive dissonance. A misogynist can condemn xenophobia. A tribalist can condemn racism. Strip them of their fancy nomenclature and it's all the same hate.
@pallnandi
Nandi 💜🤍
1 year
What unpopular opinion can put you in this position??
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@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
3 years
Trying to get my Genesis piece on @withFND sold. POISONING is up for 0.3ETH. I'd appreciate a retweet. Let a collector find it 🙏🏾 #nftcommunity #nft #nftphotography
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