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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

God will never foresake you.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

2 years

Prince Charles tonight

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@moyodre

4 years

I really gotta be there for my children so they don’t grow up making staged skits on social media.

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@moyodre

4 years

They might as well have served their initial sentences, they’d be done by now

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@letscinema

4 years

Official announcement is coming up soon. #PrisonBreak6

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@moyodre

7 years

Your WCW is on Snapchat, acting like she doesn’t know her friend is recording her walking....on her own Snapchat account. She’s 29.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

That’s you and 6lack’s problem

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@Not3sofficial

6 years

MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED NOTES. IT IS NOT “NOT 3sss” OR “NOT 3 S”.....

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

Hotel room service on February 15th looking at y’alls rose petals all over the place

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@moyodre

2 years

Coworker passed away over the weekend, we were informed during a meeting, after 1 minute of shock, the meeting continued.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

That random guy asked Kaka to cut back to him and God took all sports away indefinitely.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

Y’all pray for jobs you’re unqualified for then go ahead and get upset your manager doesn’t know what he’s doing. He said that prayer too

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

This tweet is the reason Disney didn’t buy twitter

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@dvbem

5 years

Eating her pussy and she tries to finger herself

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@moyodre

6 years

1. Migraine 2. Hypertension 3. Stress 4. 👩🏾: Should I come over? 🧔🏾: Yes 👩🏾: But do u want me to comeover?

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Niggas sell 3 hats on instagram and start tweeting how 9-5 people are settling for less

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

A black footballer with a black wife. RT for goodluck

Nelson Semedo

@_nelsonsemedo_

6 years

My girls❤️❤️

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@moyodre

7 years

When you have the worst wife, worst side chic, dumbest son, worst lawyer, and the worst business partner in history

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

9 years

When you're ranting on the TL and only one person is RTing http://t.co/aLwJJTgFLX

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

8 years

When you named your club Truth but all you do is Lie

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

1 year

Person enter field and referee shake am 😂

Major League Soccer

@MLS

1 year

The moment we’ve been waiting for. Welcome to the show, Lionel Messi.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

You for park your car on top bed too

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

Apparently, a lot of people don’t know that after a guy proposes with an engagement ring, she’s supposed to gift him an engagement watch within 30 days. A wristwatch valued at no more than 60% of the ring value she got.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Nice but what’s the time?

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

I don’t even know what country this is about but yup.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

21,000 American dollars and you no even enter exam hall. That’s parental abuse

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

1 year

US troops

Ella😍

@Elladeyforyou

1 year

What’s missing from this picture?

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

I retweeted smiling Buddha and failed my exam. Fuck you

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

2 years

Tristan Thompson hasn’t had a basketball-related headline since he was drafted.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

I don’t plan on cooking my phone sooooooo this is useless information to me

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

8 years

Nephew wants to be #SaltBae so bad

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

Thiago plays like every Nigerian guy that plays midfield down your street

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@moyodre

3 years

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@moyodre

3 years

How many have you bought for no reason so far?

MAX 🇰🇪🇳🇬🌸

@PHREN0L0GY

3 years

I’d rather buy a man a Rolex for no reason than buy it as an engagement gift because again why???

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

10 months

The Nigerian thought process is truly unique.

Sele Ijewere

@seleijewere

10 months

You are condemning fake alcohol but you selling fake LV. It is like you are mad.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

Fellas, if you need some space, just tell her to get braids, she gonna be there all day

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

35 women “showered a man” with gifts worth $926.00

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

3 years

A Japanese man has been arrested after reportedly dating more than 35 women at the same time in order to get birthday gifts from all of them He gave each woman a different date for his birthday, ensuring a constant stream of gifts through the year.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

2 years

I know homeboy is about to get a long text

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

The main character syndrome is strong in me because I can’t believe AFCoN went on without Nigeria. I expected them to cancel it.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

9 years

Nobody said this. Post your picture and go

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

Longest I can be vegan in Nigeria is 12 hours, cos once I smell suya at 7pm, it’s a wrap

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

1 year

“How far?” is the best Nigerian slang bc it has absolutely nothing to do with distance.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Imma keep it real with you Chief, Nobody thought this was London, Dubai or Vegas

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

I just know when a woman is about to cheat.

julia 👼🏻

@juliaakazaryan

5 years

A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

Stop embarrassing my continent. This isn’t comedy

www.KRAKS.co

@KraksTV

6 years

When you finally escape from Nigeria and have zero plans of returning 😂😂😂

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Move out the way then

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

TL went from “I can’t cook for my boyfriend” to “why can’t I cook for your boyfriend?” It’s crazy out here

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

2 years

She lived a Royal life for 96 years, died in one of her many castles and you think that’s karma? She literally won life.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

1 year

I’m begging you to leave us alone

Solomon Buchi

@Solomon_Buchi

1 year

I have a story, I almost broke up with my then-girlfriend, my now forever wife, because I felt that our interests weren’t same. I thought I wanted someone who loved everything I loved, and had same interests as me. Looking back, I was foolish.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

*laughs in Ryan Giggs*

nope

@PrinceHAK33M

6 years

Jennifer Lopez proves that you can be mediocre at best your whole career.. but if you stick around long enough somebody will call you a legend.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

8 years

When your girl creates a fake account and you DM that account.

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@moyodre

4 years

This only means it’s still yours

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

Harry Kane took all Spurs penalties, sacrificed his daughter and stole his teammate’s goal but still couldn’t beat Salah to the golden boot

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

9 years

My grandma and my great grandma. They're 67 and 87. Black don't crack

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@moyodre

4 years

What office Jay-Z work at?

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@moyodre

5 years

Only ONE of those damn finals featured Messi. This is how history is revised

B/R Football

@brfootball

5 years

For the first time since 2013, the Champions League final will be without Ronaldo or Messi.

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@moyodre

4 years

There’s no description of a Nigerian woman’s ideal man that you can’t use to describe a mugu

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@moyodre

3 years

we’re outside-outside

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@moyodre

9 years

I appreciate the humor in this, but this is really Twitter in 2015

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

1 year

There’s no justification to making your own pasta from scratch, grab a box in the store and stop acting crazy

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@moyodre

7 years

Alex Iwobi could have been on England’s bench with Oxlade starting over him but now he’s sent Nigeria to Russia. Thank you Alex

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

8 years

Women will still eat of your plate even if y'all get the same thing. You just bought her two hoodies. God speed

Keith² 🌱💡

@kgoos2

8 years

The way to keep your hoodie is to buy your girl the Exact. Same. One.

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@moyodre

5 years

Messi looking at Semedo’s international medal in the Barca dressing room

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

No normal person has their own picture as their lockscreen

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@moyodre

6 years

Crying

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

8 years

Good morning everybody except Nigerian politicians and their families, you've stolen enough money to buy your own good morning machine

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

When you get outplayed by chemotherapy Kroos

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@moyodre

8 months

I feel like you should have an adult around you, all the time.

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@zeroidal

8 months

I think we should have A380s that fly between african cities like Lagos and Abuja. People stand in the plane (no seats), and it can carry 2,000 to 3,000 people in one journey at $7 a trip.

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@moyodre

7 years

My male intuition is tingling and that just means one of my old tings is about to move on. I better text her.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

6 years

$400 and unread messages

Yono

@__Foci

9 years

You have $400, your ex really needs $100, your girl also needs $200. How much do you have?

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 months

If I had an extra $44b, I would buy this app and make sure all Nigerians are removed.

RACHEL EDWARD🤍

@rachelakowe

7 months

As a lady, you cant settle for a man with 800k as salary in lagos. One wig and your man’s salary is finished baby girl

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

“You’re a soldier?!?.... please don’t shoot me hehehehhe” 🥴

Femi

@MrOkeke_

5 years

Fellas whats the worst shot a lady has attempted to shoot at you? This is a safe place

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

Twitter said the guy that presented DNA test results to his wife should have just accepted the kid. So I don’t come here for reasonable takes.

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@moyodre

11 months

@ODawgwu I know them kids put her through hell as she was getting them ready this morning

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

10 months

It’s thunder that’ll fire Dr Umar

Scummander x Movies🎬

@ScummanderZhurg

10 months

Mommie 🥛

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@moyodre

3 years

These women had the nerve to form a victims’ association. I say he’s the victim.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

This nigga wander into the wrong neighborhood during Sallah, the story will be different.

SAINT TROY

@troytheblackguy

7 years

Yo this nigga hair dope af

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

I really laugh at the fact that Nigerians and Ghanaians speak over Togo and Benin like they share a border

consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Ghana - Togo - Nigeria

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

“I don’t have a big bum bum or nice breasts but my personali.....”

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

My boy’s babe used to look at me funny because everytime he wanted to go play an away match he’ll say “Moyo got arrested again, gotta go bail him”

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Repeat after me: I didn't come to this life to suffer.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

5 years

You login into twitter and someone says he pities people born into wealth because they won’t experience struggle Lmfao I reallllllllly hate this place

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@moyodre

8 years

Crying

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@moyodre

4 years

Tinubu has been siphoning money from the Lagos State bank account for 2 decades and this toll gate money for one week is why they murdered civilians. This changes everything.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Gotdamit South Africa

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

You tryna get out of Valentine’s Day dinner with that other girl? I have positive Covid test results for just $250. DM

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

6 years ago today, I signed the dotted line. It’s been an amazing journey so far.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

7 years

Eat the bag then

PortHarcourtHQ

@PortHarcourtHQ

7 years

This guy in my dm talking about he wants to buy me lunch, I just bought myself a Birkin Bag

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@moyodre

4 years

“You need a certain type of intelligence to listen to Brymo’s music” Brymo himself:

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@moyodre

3 years

There’s absolutely no way that hard work is my purpose, my life is for enjoyment.

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@moyodre

7 years

Knowing how Jonah Hill's weight fluctuates, these pictures could be from the same day.

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

3 years

You don’t have to go through this alone @melindagates

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@moyodre

6 years

OgbeniDipo: The time you’re using to celebrate Nigeria’s victory could have been used to acquire a professional certificate

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@moyodre

7 years

Ghana - Togo - Nigeria

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@moyodre

7 years

If Jose can play Carrick, Pogba and Matic with Rashford and Martial.... ok now the ladies have stopped reading Fellas, we need to regroup. These women are tryna fuck shit up

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consigliere ³⁵

@moyodre

4 years

I’ve done my fair share of dishes during quarantine, there’s nothing worse than washing dishes with leftovers in the sink 😖. This is a game changer!