ALI @Saifthesage Twitter profile

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@Saifthesage

7 months

Imagine working a decent job as a school bus driver, you get kidnapped with the school kids you carry. Ransom is paid and yet you are killed. The news makes no mention of you. Security agencies leave you out of reports. No justice. Just another day in Nigeria.

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@Saifthesage

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Anyways do like the Indians, don’t argue. Just bring more of your people, buy the convenience stores in their neighborhood, get the diplomas, thrive and buy property off their hands.

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@Saifthesage

2 months

And when Obi goes to give them a borehole, you’d see lots of chatter from the usual quarters about how it doesn’t look like a fountain in Rome.

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

2 months

Ogun State Community Grapples With Waterborne Diseases, Demands Provision Of Safe Water | Sahara Reporters

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@Saifthesage

8 months

You are in Lagos. Which foolish racial sensitivity do you have?

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@Ovieyare Nigerians are not offended cos they lack racial sensitivity, which is my original point. The person he's imitating is black, he is white, he cannot do blackface even if his intentions are pure, that's racist.

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@Saifthesage

3 months

The progressive Nigerian man does not understand how men he considers less than him have their wives asking for permission to go out. He wants this but he can’t have it. He is still stuck in Lagos traffic, there is no food waiting for him at home. He’s progressive though.

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@Saifthesage

3 years

This is why you people are never included in anything fun. Everything is subject to psycho-analysis and some deep stupid interpretation.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@Thats_Daph_NEE @NaturallyTyraG More intimate than....... never mind.

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@Saifthesage

2 years

A thousand august Alsina jokes flashed in front of his face. Man like Katt Williams would have had a field day.

Marco Alvarado 🇪🇨

@wvrcomarco

2 years

@TrayD12 Nah Chris knew he could end will right there but held back and decided to keep it professional

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@Saifthesage

14 days

Look what APC stole from you. A five bedroom used to be 225k. This was in your lifetime. The president didn’t send state security, he actually allowed the system work. Look on the Works of APC , ye miserable, and despair!

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OBJ became President Months earlier and dragged his tenant to court, instead of just sending soldiers? Hehe.

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@Saifthesage

3 years

@KanyePodcast Sza about to put her engineers through hell for the new album.

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@Saifthesage

6 months

Next brunch go dey slightly awkward. But dem no get choice, as perceptibly unmonied folks they must chop with large smiles on their face.

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@Saifthesage

24 days

@Dxpo_ We underestimate how many people see themselves in outed abusers. They show solidarity because they expect same to be done for them when it’s their turn.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@J_okoro @Canice100K No Nigerian dad with money is laying down because of the police. He’d probably sort the police out or call someone higher up.

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@Saifthesage

7 months

Many of have not realized just how bad the past admin ruined this country. And that no one within that party challenged the bizarro economic policies in 2019 is crazy to me. The Lagos crowd were just quiet so BAT could be king of the ashes.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

My favorite twitter trope is the gay man that pretends he’s not part of “MEN”. He fancies himself some sort of man 2.0. It’s such a recurring trope that I am now entertained by it.

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1 year

Are people really interested in seeing Oppenheimer or is this one of those things that people (particularly men) do whenever a woman led project has lots of traction?

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@Saifthesage

7 months

Nigerians love to pay lip service to principles they don’t live by. Poem should be called lip service.

Financial Times

@FT

7 months

What is it like when coups and military dictatorships threaten your democracy? Nigerian poet and author Lola Shoneyin tells us in her poem:

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@asialeatrice @xxbkt @Dmitri_10 @YasminYonis @Bipolar_B are we just gonna pretend Kanye didn’t have issues before Kim. Didn’t he walk on stage and interrupt swift, you didnt see that as an issue?

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@Saifthesage

2 months

Can’t believe my eyes. The Lagos boys came to the center and are pushing you to the farm. The city boys are sending you back to the village.

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@Saifthesage

4 months

The “wealthy guy” who’d rather send his friends defend owing his employee for 16 months than pay and the guy who bought a dog instead of settling his wife’s medical bills all have supporters. Nigeria is a circle of Dante’s hell.

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@Saifthesage

2 years

@BrodoSchemes @hubert_kudz This is the former president of Nigeria kneeling before him. He’s old enough to father the king. And before this is termed archaic or a preserve of African culture, Churchill used to bow for a young Elizabeth and much older people bow for Charles.

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@Saifthesage

5 years

@neutronstar22 @Ashton7Sloan @spectatorindex Ofcourse and that would have never happened If souleimani was just a construction worker and never went into the milatary. Cause and effect idiot.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@Wrighty_8 Lack of adaptability. The kid literally creates most of Barca’s goals, he went from a false 9 to basically being a midfielder.

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@Saifthesage

22 days

The benevolent violent man is an ideal that sadly has only existed in works of fiction. The thug that chops up the body of another man and comes home to be gentle to his fiancée does not exist.

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Kartel can rot for all I care. 8 days out of prison and you’re already threatening to beat your fiancée? This is the person you guys were caping for?

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@Saifthesage

7 months

@_33meks No name. No story. Just gone like that.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@Andy_11_ @samuelmarsden Typical English football fan. Deluded and think football is coal mining.

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@Saifthesage

6 months

The African mind is an enigma. He sees the car and mocks education. It doesn’t occur to him that the car was built by educated people.

𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒🪐

@nvmpages

6 months

Funny thing be sey the person wey buy this car no fit differentiate tan(x) sef

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@Saifthesage

6 years

@PlayersSayings Yours sons are smart. If you were half as smart as them, you’d like messi more than yourself.

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@Saifthesage

11 months

If you see a very jarring tweet and a Nigerian flag, chances are the person is Somalian. In fact they’ve impersonated Nigerian tribes on here to peddle dangerous narratives.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

You want to know how strong that man is. He passed the bar in another country while fighting a terminal illness. He became a certified lawyer in another country. He was fighting for his clients while fighting the biggest fight of his life.

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@Saifthesage

3 months

Our gentleman enters his home, his wife is nowhere to be found. He texts her and she says she’s out with a couple of friends and she’d be home a bit late, she adds heart emojis. Muri is done eating. His second wife clears the table while his first wife helps him pick his teeth.

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@Saifthesage

1 month

Woman accomplishes a marvelous feat. Random girl A: I am really thinking about her husband right now.

Grip Bayless✨

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1 month

The more footage I see of her and the more other celebrities speak on her I think her husband’s comments on “not knowing who she is” are grounds for divorce. He’s a goddamned lunatic.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

The way you people talk to women that don’t align with your views is worse than the kind of things I’ve seen from redpill accounts.

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@Saifthesage

2 months

Pure arrogance. The type that’s typical of a person that has gotten away with this kind of behavior in the past

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2 months

You guys??? 😭😭

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@Saifthesage

3 months

Muri the gateman is always served dinner with washing bowls on the side. Muri has two wives who ask for permission. Our progressive gentleman must pretend Muri is an uncivilized beast, this is how he copes and it’s the lie he must tell himself to keep his sanity.

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@RegsLdn Houses availble on the App Store for 14.99 right ?

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@Saifthesage

1 year

There’s no greater PR/ad for cultism than letting the street/cultists settle this. Law enforcement and our courts should do the work of bringing everyone involved to book. The idea that the streets should settle this only makes belonging to these groups attractive for young

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@Saifthesage

11 months

And notorious cult leaders should not be welcome there.

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11 months

He died at 27. Bullied and beaten. There's nothing to be happy about. His candle light and procession shouldn't be a street party/concert.

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@Saifthesage

11 months

No vinyl for this album is a travesty.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

Oddy the Ayinla fan. The Chief commander Obey fan. The Ayinde Barrister fan. The Oliver d’coque fan. The Kanye fan. The Wizkid fan. Had an eclectic music taste.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

We do not even do sectionalism well. Our tribalism is so low effort. How can you be tribalist and not build your region, state or even community? Don’t you want your people to be number 1 or is it power just for the sake of power?

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@Saifthesage

11 days

If the dumbest people ever somehow became your political elite, then we might need to have some uncomfortable conversations about your general intelligence level.

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@Saifthesage

6 years

Just discovered a dope female rapper, her name is no name and I’d be playing her entire album “room 25” throughout the course of my dinner.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@shaunking Dark skinned people can’t be colorist.

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@Saifthesage

3 months

Why is a billion the benchmark? What makes a billion unethical that somehow doesn’t apply to 900m or even 500m? Why is it the magic number? What special exploitation is happening at 1 billion that somehow isn’t happening at 50m?

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@Muh3rmmerd There is nothing wrong with this. Times have changed and we can not pretend like the world hasn’t moved. Beautiful couple and I wish them happiness.

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@Saifthesage

11 days

A Nigerian that will wear Chanel and LV doesn’t want other nationalities to buy Deola Sagoe. I see the play. It’s our creatives that don’t deserve a global market.

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@Saifthesage

4 months

It’s the nature of art that once it leaves the hands of its creator, it takes on a whole new life. The consumer is as much an artist as the creator.

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4 months

Like one time I was telling MI how clever one of his “triple entendres” was and he legit told me that’s not what he meant 😂

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@Saifthesage

8 months

An Igbo former Canadian deputy premier was present in his call to the Alberta bar and not only offered condolences but attended his funeral. A Fulani former vice president offered condolences. An Aniocha former deputy governor offered his condolences. Some bigot he was.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

Can’t judge a man when you’ve not lived his life. Different city every night. Groupies screaming your name. Being desired every single day. Come on! Who are we kidding.

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@Saifthesage

6 years

@redgoals77 @samuelluckhurst Not very bright, are you?

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@Saifthesage

3 years

You left religion and joined an even worse one with no promise of redemption. Can’t speak your mind because of fear. Regular Twitter user has become your imam and daddy/mummy G.O. All it took was 280 characters.

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@Saifthesage

7 days

Many of you are going to be sorely disappointed in the future because you’d find that most women fight for women’s causes and still prioritize romantic love. Nobody owes you fashioning their private love life to suit your own personal views on romance and marriage.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

And this is why you guys would keep getting scammed. Because your ego would not let you believe someone who doesn’t measure up in looks would clean you out.

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Wait... I honestly think it's jazz or big deek.

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@Dampolo_4real @osato_edosa @faithful305 @macobadman @Stanlywaxy @Scilla_xx Abeg we accept him as a Manchester fan and we are no handing him to anybody, a player that’s got a gal doing thread and messaging her rivals ancestors is a top class player.

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@Saifthesage

11 months

The level of a Nigerian’s patriotism is directly proportional to the proximity of their tribesman to Aso rock.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@TheRealMickens @Iceberg21Slim5 Nah better to be dead than die everyday living with that woman.

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@Saifthesage

1 month

What does equal salaries even mean in football? And do men get paid equal salaries? All for wishing stuff but this comes across as highfalutin nonsense that’s just said to score social points.

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@BarcaUniversal

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Hector Bellerín: "I wish women and men had equal salaries in football, it's just fair. I want equality."

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@Saifthesage

3 years

There’s no version of the afterlife that sounds attractive to someone who’s actually enjoying life here on earth. This might be because all the versions we know were dreams of men who lived thousands of years ago tending to sheep and goats.

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@Saifthesage

3 months

Twitter is proof that the Catholics were ahead of their time when they came up with the idea of a confessional booth. People want to confess their deepest dirtiest secrets. People want to talk and they want someone to listen.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

We are not curious people. Left to us, nothing in this world would be discovered or explored. No climbing Everest. No expedition to the North Pole. No moon landing. Little wonder we didn’t happen on guns, or sail the world.

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@Saifthesage

3 months

You are not a singer. Shut up. Allow the talent do the talking and do your job, stay in the background.

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3 months

Please understand. We are not here to entertain you, you just happen to be entertained. With or without your opinions, you will sit down and watch what happens when a perfect God uses imperfect humans.

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@Saifthesage

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You are a good man. But that was the time you’d have gotten your money.

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@brokenwingxz @FahadMashee @Muh3rmmerd My dear .... send me your account number, let’s buy you Ribena.

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@Saifthesage

6 years

Restrict voting to people with a university degree??? After restricting it to only people with degrees, who next do we take off the list? Women perhaps? People under 30? How can you preach equality and be classist as fuck?

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@Saifthesage

1 year

She didn’t set out to do that. Constant propaganda and othering people made her see even her kids as less than humans. I mean we were here when after the elections someone said she hated her husband for the actions of other people and might poison him.

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This woman hated the Tutsi’s so much that she deliberately married one, had nine whole children with him, just so she could kill them all. She basically made her own enemies. I’ve seen bigotry before but this is a discovery. And to think that she only got 8yrs.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

Broken brain right there. I wonder why young Nigerian woman are susceptible to this kind of stupid programming.

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@Saifthesage

4 months

Nigerians are quite wicked. There’s a heartlessness present in our daily lives that permeates everything we do from romantic relationships to even governance. We even desire wicked leaders. Our measure of good leadership is how tough(read wicked) a leader is.

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@kebasa_ @Daniell50504197 @iRuntown Eazi should go sleep, he acts like he's the gate keeper for the ghaninan sound.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

Cuppy out here liking my tweet. Call me Ma when next you are in my city.

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@Saifthesage

2 years

Except he did in 2007. He literally called results while people were still voting. Just because he’s on the right side for you people these days doesn’t mean he was not the worst rigger we had in our history. Rigged so bad even UMYA admitted it on National tv.

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2 years

Obasanjo in his prime wouldn’t have done this 😭😭😭😭

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@Saifthesage

1 year

The Andrew Tate in the life of the average Nigerian man is his female relative.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

Oddy never changed who he was. His politics was the same, his rhetoric the exact same no matter he was speaking about and you loved it when it was convenient. So really it was never about the man because if it was, it wouldn’t have taken until 2023 to cut ties.

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@Saifthesage

4 years

@Needusmahstj @FuadXIV Because Alhaja Jeminatu was not on a train with ukwani strangers in the January of 1966.

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@Saifthesage

6 years

@factNnonfiction @CheekySport Was Jose coaching for the badge?

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@Saifthesage

1 year

This hedonist lifestyle does not pay. Career gone down the drain. Name finished. A not guilty verdict means nothing today.

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1 year

Benjamin Mendy responds to not guilty verdict 🎙

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@Saifthesage

7 months

I understand being quiet if some of the policies were working or there was a competent brain behind them. But to be that quiet as you watch an economy you were going to inherit be utterly destroyed and knowing you’d be charged with fixing it is borderline psychotic.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

Never went half on anything. You got the full Oddy all the time. If you were going to battle, there’s no better person to go to battle with. He’d fight your battles with so much fervor that you’d wonder if it’s a bit too much. That this the kind of man he was.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

Never cowered. Never a coward. Unbowed. Unbroken. Never suffered fools.

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@Saifthesage

5 years

Why are Nigerian men attracted to rude, mouth and wicked women? Do we have Stockholm syndrome?

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@Saifthesage

5 years

@sistoney67 @ManUtd Staged by Woodward and his new PR guy.

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@Saifthesage

2 years

@BrodoSchemes Would you bow before the Ashanti paramount ruler? If you would, then you’d understand why people bow in front of the Olu of Warri, it’s not him as much as it’s what he represents.

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@Saifthesage

3 years

Onika is the greatest female Mc to ever hold a mic.

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@onikasmajestyyy

3 years

Nicki Minaj performing her Monster verse with Kanye West & Jay-Z hyping her up will forever be LEGENDARY!

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@isaacafin All the characters you saved from abbreviating words, use it to buy sense.

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@Saifthesage

7 months

In all of this, the only person that has escaped scrutiny today is BAT. Zero expectations for him. Hardly any tweets directed at the presidency. This is the second massacre under his watch. But loads of tweets directed at AA despite being a private citizen.

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@Saifthesage

2 years

So the Gen z people refer to on here are middle class right? Or they cut across all social strata because it feels like Twitter’s gen z is very different from what I see every day. Or is it just a situation where any bold young person is called gen z and the timid ones?

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@Saifthesage

3 months

If only Jonathan knew, should have charged Buhari in 2014 for inciting the 2011 riots. Anyways we live, we learn.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

I know Zuck is going to put Dare in a headlock this morning. My boy thought Elon was his job description.

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@Saifthesage

3 years

@NEXtMinnieTeena You are not a serious person if you are here asking this question. The guy helped you without seeking for second opinions. Anyways plug his cashapp so men like him would help him since it’s obvious one good turn doesn’t deserve another for you.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

Eugene would spend time tweeting about restructuring, you’d go to the comment section and see hordes of people agreeing, and suggesting ways for it to work. Election comes around and same people insult him for basically talking about the same things they use to agree with.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

Male friendship is taking care of the family of your uni friend that passed away. It’s making sure the daughter of your friend that he never got to meet gets to complete her education to whatever level she wants. It’s responsibility and duty.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

The faux middle class are trapped in a hell of their own making. They imagine they can’t be happy without certain things and everyday they have to watch the poor outdo them on the happiness scale. Good wife, lunch to work and kids.

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@A_RWAC Lmao pull women and be happy with life, Amin. And I sincerely hope that you understand that people that do jobs that you consider beneath you can be happy and have successful relationships.

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@Saifthesage

7 months

They really watched that man self actualize with the presidency while destroying the destiny of millions of Nigerians. There is bad policy and there is borderline treason.

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@Saifthesage

7 years

@isaacafin @olamide_YBNL My brother, I am tired of seeing you make the “am” mistake. It’s “I’m” for the love of God. Fix it up on your tweets and bio.

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@Saifthesage

2 years

Explains why he leaned in as if to receive a hug when Will was coming to slap him. Will really hit a man with a mental disability and before you say Will probably had no idea, do that for alopecia too.

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6 years

@AnthonyxMartial @utdxtra Lmao. Ain’t nobody working with lukaku.

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@Saifthesage

8 months

Now explain how a Baba Suwe impersonation links to transatlantic slavery and affects a predominantly black nation of about 200 million people. Put that A1 to use.

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@Saifthesage

2 months

Even the cattle herder from Daura wasn’t aggressive with the farm talk like this. He didn’t have Aisha out here doing prop videos encouraging you guys to own cows and milk them yourselves.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

And this is why this country needed Atiku to win. You want someone who stubbornly believes in private capital and private sector led development. We are due for an overcorrection.

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@Saifthesage

1 year

“When they reminisce over you, my god”

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@kanyestreams1

1 year

“… there’s no doubt that [ Ye ] is one of the most creative people that has ever been on the planet,” Gulden said. “I think the way this was taken to market is probably the best go-to-market job that any brand has done and it’s very sad that this is falling apart.” - Adidas CEO

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