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@Funntastic

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Stand up philosopher β€’ Midlife crisis actor β€’ Adventure Addict β€’ Heathen β€’ Fueled by coffee, heavy metal & bourbon

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Joined March 2011
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The 2024 Indianapolis 500 mile challenge is complete. I'm proud of this achievement! It only took me 7 weeks of walking, biking & yoga. The challenge continues through Oct 31 so I will continue tracking & logging my activity until it ends. Thanks to all who cheered me on! βœŒοΈπŸ™ŒπŸ’™
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This should be the norm anywhere he goes
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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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Wow. Football fans just booed and shouted expletives at Trump as he arrived at the Clemson-South Carolina game. ( @bethhooleVNL )
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@MsAshBash420 I shall try
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@Andie00471 I switched to only local TV news, hoping to find balance. It didn't take long for most of them to use bias, even sensationalize Donald. They aren't even trying anymore. They want ratings and clicks
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@ALadyNamedKatie Good morning β˜•
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Dolly Parton And the late Betty White
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Eric Alper 🎧
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Who is one celebrity we can all agree that everyone loves?
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@ThexyBeatht_2 She is also a porn legend
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The NRA Convention is in Indianapolis this weekend. I hope people attend with blood red chalk & paint the Convention Center walls & sidewalks I hope they write the victims names, locations, dates, weapons type of every senseless shooting And the politicians names who do this πŸ‘‡
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NEW: Indiana Senate Republicans pass resolution honoring NRA and its CEO Wayne LaPierre one day after a man who grew up in southern Indiana shot and killed 5 people in Old National Bank in Louisville.
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I have to work today but I am enjoying my birthday with sunshine, music, & my last lunch break 5k until the mini marathon. Tomorrow I resume circuit training. This old man is feeling pretty good
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@AuntCunt Its good to see you again! πŸ‘‹
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@NatashaCL7 You have a good day too
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@RachieRach429 πŸ‘‹πŸ™‚β˜•οΈπŸ’™
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@NatashaCL7 Dance your tail off!
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@JoJoFromJerz @cmclymer Didn't he donate his salary to his own fraudulent charity?
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One of the greatest sit-coms of all time! Redd Foxx was a GOD!
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51-years ago today β€œSanford and Son” premiered on NBC. Scatman Crothers appeared as Fred’s longtime friend β€œBowlegs” in Season 5 β€” and they did this…
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Everyone say Happy birthday to my Iron Child who turns 17 today!
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Everyone give my daughter a big cheer! She just got a job at the school helping teach children with special needs. I am so proud of her!
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@ALadyNamedKatie Good morning β˜•οΈ
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Its 1985 You just walked into an arcade with a roll of quarters What video games are you playing until you're broke?
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Today (at 265lbs) I begin the 500 mile challenge. Every year this encourages me to get into a better shape. I will update as I go, then revisit this tweet on Halloween when the challenge ends, hopefully 1% better. Wish me luck!
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@AuntCunt Hi Auntie!
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Lance has brought this franchise back from the dead! #Pacers
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@PamKeithFL Something has to change. Our youth cannot afford homes while rental companies are growing. They use predatory tactics on the elderly & owners in financial trouble to buy them out at undervalued prices. My neighborhood has seen a rise in rentals, all acquired the same way
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@NatashaCL7 πŸ‘‹πŸ€˜βœŒοΈπŸ™‚
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@ALadyNamedKatie πŸ‘‹πŸ™‚β˜•οΈ
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@ida_skibenes @bryanbehar I heard Harvest Moon on my way home & it felt so right
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@NatashaCL7 I'm too nice for that
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@AltVeruca Squeaky clean?
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@hoomie2424 @chrissyteigen It's horrifying to realize just how accurate this is
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What crazy nicknames did your parent call you? My mom called all of her kids "fart bucket"
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A lot of Colts fans need to stop acting like Sunday is guaranteed
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Yay me
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@pinkmagiclala It has! How have you been?
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@CackowskiLiz πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™ŒπŸ’š
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@ThatDaveBednar @ThatEricAlper There is no bass in this song. The notes you hear are played on the top string of Jack's guitar.
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@NatashaCL7 Give good date!
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@NatashaCL7 I like you for you! Not what you look like!
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@NadaAJones Have a Funntastic vacation!
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@JLP_2022 Pretty, stoned
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@TorontoBlonde πŸ‘‹πŸ™‚β€οΈ
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@ThatEricAlper Episode 4. Everyone knows it took the world by storm
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@MsAshBash420 You look so powerful in this photo!
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@mistrustme1 Lookin SHARP today, Molly! 🀘
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Good morning β˜•οΈ Today is my birthday. The 1st present I received was notification from my employer of the last 15 years is closing the business. I don't feel like celebrating but I am proud I got to meet & help so many great people in this community. Cheers to better things!
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If you see a caravan, and it's playing 80's soft rock, dont panic & hold your fire! It's just my wife. #NotesFromNationalEmergency
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My son made this
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@sweatsntopknots I vote snakeskin And tell me about your tattoo!!!
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I got called to leave work and take Luna to the vet. She isn't doing well & we are scared. She's been your emotional support so please give some back!
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She IS a gift!
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My neighbor down the street has an American Bully who wants to play with me whenever I walk by
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@Floridagirl0850 Are you boycotting all products from companies with LGBTQ employees or just this one that triggered you?
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Me at 337lbs & 257lbs. That's insane!
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post a pic where your body was insane
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Sexual Anarchy is the opening band for Pelvic Sorcery
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Good morning from the Carmel Marathon. See ya in 5K
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Tonight is a good night to begin the new season of Only Murders in the Building.
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@zeezeeontv @designmom A boy in my neighborhood strangled & killed a high school classmate because she refused his advances. This was 1987. Nothing has changed
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@AngelaLovesNY I watched the video and said she needs to leave him immediately & that boy deserves no one in his life
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@RachieRach429 Good morning β˜• 48 degrees, sunshine is the best I will get. 20mph wind will ruin it
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@PracticalBedlam Righteous! 🀘
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@NatashaCL7 😎
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@Strandjunker And they forget the fact it only applies to a regulated militia... meaning the US Armed Forces
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Good morning β˜• Today, my son turned 21 years old. I am taking a half day to pick him up from school, renew his I.D., & pick up his cake. Mom is cooking his favorite meal & some family is coming over to share it. Great way to start the weekend!
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@NatashaCL7 Its lovely
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Good morning β˜• I deleted my previous coffee post because I used the wrong word. I mistakingly said I received a job offer when I meant to say opportunity. I was contacted yesterday and I have to go through the screening process, then I hope to get an offer. Wish me luck 🀞
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@ALadyNamedKatie Hi πŸ‘‹
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Can anyone provide legitimate reasons why daylight saving time is still used?
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I'm rocking in my chair, thinking back on all the fun I had with my mom. The wisdom, music & the laughter we shared was our bond. All of my good qualities (& a few questionable ones) came from her. She died last night. You would have liked her. She brought out the best in others
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Show me your lock screen
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Show me your Lock Screen
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A Snow Owl caught on a traffic camera in Montreal
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@MsAshBash420 πŸ‘‹πŸ™‚β˜•οΈπŸ’™ Is this a lazy Sunday for you you?
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My nephew & I comparing hair styles
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