Linda @turtledumplin Twitter profile

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Don’t mind me, just here lurking 👀

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Linda

@turtledumplin

8 months

If you know what this is from, you’re my people ..

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5 months

My son just told his girlfriend to calm down. Should I tell him or let him learn?

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Linda

@turtledumplin

6 years

50 is the new 30

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9 months

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Linda

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1 year

Get in sinners, we’re getting lost on a road trip.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

At 53, I do what I want 😌

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Linda

@turtledumplin

3 months

This is 55, I’ve known some of yall on Twitter since I was a wee little account and barely turning 40 😆 some have been through family tragedies with me and also celebrations…thank you for all the bday wishes, I’m trying to get to all of them so please be patient 🫶🏼

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Linda

@turtledumplin

4 months

💯 accurate

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

This is 53 .. no it’s not my birthday please don’t send me happy birthday messages 😩

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

We survived Monday 😮‍💨

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Linda

@turtledumplin

8 months

If you know, then you’re my people.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses … and other lies I was told growing up. Have a wonderful Saturday heathens.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Welcome to Twitter, you will soon find your soulmate 5000 miles away from you.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

It’s a selfie thread, show off your faces.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Sent my adult sons to the grocery store for toilet paper...they came back with potato chips, cookies, cheese dip, hot sauce, roasted chicken And no toilet paper.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

It’s winding down, we talked and cried. Neither one of us are ready but it’s coming to a close and her pain will stop 💔

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Linda

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5 months

I can’t believe 1980 was 20 years ago. Feels like yesterday.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

I’ll selfie if I want to …

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Good morning fukkas, hope you have a fantastic day 🥰

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Linda

@turtledumplin

3 months

Someone with teeth like Mater the tow truck said I was too old to be posting selfies… so here’s my face.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

💋 oh hey there 😏

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Linda

@turtledumplin

3 months

If you know, you are my people.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Happy Friday weirdos 🤓

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Linda

@turtledumplin

8 months

If you don’t know who this is then we can’t be friends.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

4 months

I will be 55 this year .. Asians don’t raisin bb.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

11pm. Barb really tried to make it to midnight .. fly high baby sis and give dad a big hug from me 💔💔💔

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Hi. I’m Linda and I’m addicted to glasses and water bottles.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Happy Tuesday weirdos 🫶🏼

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Linda

@turtledumplin

10 years

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

I am heading to Barb, driving through tears. I still can’t believe I’m typing these words, the hospice nurse called and said to come say our goodbyes 💔

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

I was having a good Wednesday until I realized it was only Tuesday.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

11 months

My camo shirt has annoyed the same people every time I post this .. so of course imma keep posting it 🙃

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Linda

@turtledumplin

3 months

What men really want…

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Am I the most attractive person in the world? … No But do I have a great personality and try to be a good person? … Also no

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Linda

@turtledumplin

4 years

Not all boobs and vaginas are a photogenic. There, I said it.

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Linda

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5 years

Magic of makeup 😆😆

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Linda

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5 years

My sister has decided to stop the chemo treatments, not because she has given up on life but she has chosen quality of the life she has left.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

4 years

Men talking about how much they like sex until they get with a female that wants sex 10 times a day.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Hope y’all are surviving this Monday weirdos 🫶🏼

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Here’s your GD smile 😤 hope y’all had a great day 💋

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Linda

@turtledumplin

9 years

Heaven kicked me out and hell didn't want me, so here I am on Twitter.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

9 years

How loud do I need to sigh before you'll ask me what's wrong so I can say "nothing" -women

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Where’s all the weirdos at tonight? 🥸

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Oh hai 👋

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

If you got a good man, make sure to suck his dick and let him put it in the butt.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Happy Sunday heathens 😽

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Throwback to the days of Polaroid pictures. Y’all got any poloroids still?

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

When the sun goes down 🎶

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Drop your B&W’s

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

She’s still here, able to hear but not able to respond. She had said so many times she wants to pass on Jan 12 the day our dad died in 2000. You all have been through this journey with me like angels, from diagnosis and will be until the end. Heads down, prayers up ❤️

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Linda

@turtledumplin

7 months

I want to apologize to all the 50 yr old people I called old when I was 18.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

11 months

Happy Friday heathens n hoors.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Here’s your damn smile 😠

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

It’s been a day 😮‍💨

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Fuck it ..send again.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

9 months

My bare nekked face .. and for the hoors inspecting it with a microscope, that’s lip balm.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

4 years

Them: how’s quarantine going for you? Me:

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

What’s up weirdos 🫶🏼

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Just another day in the wonderful neighborhood of garbage Twitter. How are y’all doing?

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Linda

@turtledumplin

11 days

To tiddays for Tuesday but here’s my face just because.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Hair did .. only 3 hours this time 😮‍💨 off to grocery shop

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Linda

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4 years

If you can eat oatmeal you can swallow cum.

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Linda

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3 months

This is how you keep a man.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Hope y’all having an amazing Saturday 🐥

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 years

Let’s start this Monday .. have a great day heathens.

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Linda

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1 year

Drop a selfie and say hi

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Linda

@turtledumplin

10 months

Hello weirdos 👋

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Linda

@turtledumplin

11 days

Welcome to your 50’s, you now have to take pictures of instructions so you can enlargen them.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

6 years

It only took me 45 years to learn how to contour.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

11 months

17 was telling me his gf was mad at him cuz when he went to her house he stayed in the kitchen and wouldn’t go upstairs to her room with the rest of their friends. When she asked him why he said he wasn’t going to disrespect her parents by going into her room. Oh my heart 🥹

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Linda

@turtledumplin

11 months

I finally saw a Karen in the wild, she was giving the tamale lady in the Walmart parking lot a hard time for selling tamales without a license so I went right over and bought 2 dozen tamales.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Say cheese 😬

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Linda

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1 year

Tried letting the gray hair grow out but naaaa gonna get the hair done this weekend.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Let’s all selfie and be happy ❣️

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Linda

@turtledumplin

4 years

Happy New Year weirdos, I appreciate y’all ❤️

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

I’m in twitter jail and can’t like anything so here’s a selfie 😩

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Here’s my bare naked face 🤓 off to read my new books Gnight y’all.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

2 months

Happy Tuesday weirdos 🤓

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Linda

@turtledumplin

9 years

Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do

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Linda

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4 years

Say hi freaks 😌

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Me sexting ....

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Who’s ready for the Twitter zoom tonight 🤩

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Hello heathens 😌

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Working from home: 2 hours work 2 hours watching porn 4 hours masturbating 1 hour lunch

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

Just a friendly reminder that not all men are the same.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

1 year

Hair done finally

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Linda

@turtledumplin

5 years

I’m grateful that Barb’s passing was peaceful I’m grateful that my daughter sent her off with some of her favorite songs I’m grateful for all of you here on Twitter that have stepped into my world and followed this journey from the beginning to end.

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Linda

@turtledumplin

8 months

If you know what movie this is from then pull up a seat at the cool kids’ table.