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@Funmi_TJ

3 months

@ayosogunro My line manager, who is British, keeps asking why I speak so formally. 😅😅 How do I explain that it's just a Nigerian thing

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@Littlemrs_A Oh God, my manager in a place I worked used to do this Whenever it was anyone's birthday, he would direct I and the only other lady in the office to be sharing food and drinks. Until one day, I called him out on it. He got really defensive, but he never did it again.

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@ItsMisola Reminds me of one guy I went to secondary school with, we were never friends or even classmates This guy randomly called me about 5 years after we graduated saying he missed me...my confusion was confused 😅😅

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@__Ullah @pamelaadie The day I accepted this is the day I rejected all these pan African nonsense We are not one.

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5 years

It's about time TwitterNG started paying @segalink salary. He has done more than enough 👏🏾

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3 years

@ztsamudzi Just because you are a part of a marginalised group does not mean you are a good person.

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2 years

@ugonna_t Whenever I go out with my girlfriends we all pay for what we ate. If one of us is having financial constraint, we will split her bill amongst the rest of us and add it to our own. No wahala

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3 years

@ComrEddyMena @AkwariCharles I agree, I learnt how to write CV simply by googling online, most of these things are accessible for free. I even help my friends review theirs free of charge, unfortunately not every graduate knows this

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3 years

@finebrownthing @getBiglikeBev Yet she keeps taking back that same man As he has proven, he will still cheat with or without Jordyn

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2 months

@T_nsofor Me, I come from a family of working women, my mum has never been a housewife, and none of my aunties are. The whole concept is so alien to me. A fully grown adult is completely financially dependent on another adult who can switch up on you at any time.

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4 years

@simplyEromz @PoliceNG Nigerian Police right now: Are we a joke to you?!? 😭

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@Funmi_TJ

3 years

@finebrownthing @getBiglikeBev First off, they are not married Second Jordyn has said (with a lie detector test) he kissed and not the other way round Third Khloe, her family and friends directed all the vitrol and public shaming to Jordyn while absolving Tristan completely of blame, how is that okay?

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4 years

@kikimordi Hello Kiki I'm a Marcomms specialist and I was monitoring the whole thing closely. These are the brands who supported yesterday. @PiggyBankNG @theflutterwave @StearsBusiness Money Africa @tuteriacorp @Andela Riites foods Bamboo @Sterling_Bankng @kudabank @FourthCanvas

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3 years

@Overalboss1 It's no longer 30? Praise God 😂

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3 years

@YinkaPost They even messed up the kidnapping attempt because they didn't label the bags improperly Nigerian and incompetence sha 😩 Even during Mission impossible, somebody must fuck up

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3 years

@WN_Myers As a Nigerian, I agree 😂 Even Nigerians can't survive Nigeria

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2 years

@Kemzy___ @__Ullah @pamelaadie Read your history Ghana actually did it to Nigerians first but no one talks about this part

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3 years

@_Mrkayy @CaptainArinze The irony is that he married a white woman 🥴 So better an Igbo marries a white person than a yoruba person

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6 months

@_MsLinda Wait until you find out Indaboski has serious church members

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6 years

@jackdre02 @ani_nomso I believe in equity and equality but TBH people like Chimmamanda are part of the reason I don't refer to myself as a feminist. She makes feminism look bad

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4 years

@ayosogunro My dad is a Muslim, mum CAC madam 😂 Almost 30 years of marriage this year

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2 months

@WomenReadWomen A bear won't do this.

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3 years

@ThisIsRHJ @manizegos You said it Netflix is gobbling up content here in Nigeria and Nigerian movies are very popular in West Africa and the African diaspora

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3 years

@darendigit I literally have 3 jobs 🥴 Thankfully my place is friendly to side hustles as long as it doesn't affect your performance

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2 years

@asemota They are literally discriminating against Nigerian students trying to get to safety right now in Poland

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2 years

@Ogamaestro Does Kuda have a PR lead at all? Cause the way they never seem to respond to anything ehn

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@Funmi_TJ

4 years

This is such a slippery slope, quite disappointed 2 see this Adultery is not a criminal offence but a moral wrongdoing, the state has no business in it Today adultery, tomorrow it's fornication. How long before they start charging people for what they find personally offensive

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4 years

I saw tweets saying Kaduna State have done wrong by charging people with Attempted Adultery. Pls they have done no wrong. Our biggest problem as a country is Adultery. Not corruption. Not insecurity. Not illiteracy. Not poverty. May God bless Kaduna State for fighting adultery.

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@FisayoLonge Read an article about how some Ukrainians who got shelter in the UK were complaining about too many minorities?!? Lol

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3 years

@Osi_Suave @Sajoba_a I feel like you are only pressured if you allow yourself to be I still jump bus mostly, take uber when I can afford to and use the phone I can afford Everything in its own time

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3 years

@mimischmoney11 Why not 🤷‍♀️

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5 years

You people like sowing trouble where there is none. My dad is a Muslim and mum is a Christian and they've been married for 28 years and counting. I and my siblings practiced both religion when we were younger and chose one individually when we got older. It's really not that deep

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3 years

@Jessbeyou_ Always playing the victim As if the winners aren't black women too, or does that apply to Americans alone

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@Funmi_TJ

4 years

@nenechi_nnachi @chukaobi So a woman should be forced to birth a child she doesn't want instead Even if it was a result of rape Even if it will be born in an unsafe environment Even if her life is in danger Y'all need to stop imposing your views on others that face very different circumstances in life

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5 years

@SantosTHEBOSS @mr_robmichael Not just Dubai, also Oman and Qatar

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3 years

@Locati0ns Because it's not a fucking country It's a whole ass continent made up of over 50 countries, of course it's bigger

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5 years

@ozzyetomi Don't forget they even hired a SAN to defend him, tried to discredit the victim's mother and didn't put out any sensible press release condemning their teacher's actions 🤢 Why parents still have their kids in this so called "elite" school baffles me

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6 years

@dino_melaye Do u report to us when you receive your salary and allowances 😕😕

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2 years

@ms___dale The fact that their IG page is now filled with fashion and food stuff and nothing about banking... 😩🤭 I keep getting confused when I see fashion posts on my TL and it's GTB

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@Funmi_TJ

3 years

@Toluspinnn Lol you are deliberately misrepresenting this thing People pointed out that he called out a lady who travelled to Dubai & labelled her a prostitute because Tunde Ednut was in her comment But now that Jamal himself is in Dubai nobody is calling him such. Hence, double standards

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2 months

@pyjama_ceo The so-called intellectuals laughing in the comments are also the ones that demand accountability from politicians. We are truly never making it out of the trenches.

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3 years

@Drmuzoic I actually like these kind of arrangements I'm big on financial intelligence & planning so this appeals to me It's best both parties know what they are getting into and what financial weight each can carry before getting married Anyway, more couples should do this

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@Funmi_TJ

3 years

@YemieFASH Naaa We need to start insulting them. Drag them by their Ori Ades! Let the crown fall off This respect your elders nonsense is part of what landed us where we are. We are allowed to disrespect elders who insist on behaving badly

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@Funmi_TJ

6 years

@PlaygroundNG11 @Olatubosun_ 1 Oman 2 Qatar 3 Norway 4 Taiwan 5 Portugal 6 Brazil 7 Singapore 8 Iran 9 Dominica 10 Botswana 11 Ukraine 12 Wales 13 America 14 South Africa 15 Madagascar Where's my prize? 😏

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4 years

@just_noah444 @juwongowild @Maipha_M @cabinetgarlic27 Are American troops present in Nigeria too?!? Or how do you explain the terrorist attacks perpetuated by Muslims there?

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3 years

@Lyrical__Julo @bjcleu_ There's one that is still on my case laidat, more than a year now he's been asking me to come to his place I've told him we should meet at a restaurant and I've even offered to pay for the meal, baba no gree

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29 days

@_Annikus_ African countries, we need to be identifying ourselves when we put out tweet like this cause this could apply to like a dozen different countries 🫠

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@Funmi_TJ

5 years

@__Tennie__ Indian and chinese owned company are a No No, especially the ones in Ikorodu They overwork and underpay and there are no health and safety measures

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3 years

@SMiTHiE___ IELTS is now 80k TEF is about 180k now GMAT/GRE is around 70 to 90k mark excluding tutorial cost To Japa is not easy abeg, take it easy on people. Its expensive and time consuming

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4 years

@chika_jones @mykenerd Lmao Let me book mark this tweet and get my laptop ready I have his time today 💅🏾

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4 years

@kikimordi @PiggyBankNG @theflutterwave @StearsBusiness @tuteriacorp @Andela @Sterling_Bankng @kudabank @FourthCanvas More... @TechCabal @WellaHealth @zikokomag @paystack @cowrywise @alat_ng @TryCloout @myPharmacyng @HometownNG @suregifts ...And some others It's a partial list but I can create a Google Sheet and share with you.

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4 years

@BBCAfrica I'm hearing about this for the first time Northeners will not loud this kind of thing, but if it's to talk about Rahama Sadau's back they will not let us hear word

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@DearestOsasO @kikimordi I'm more disturbed by the comments. They are literally people saying it's not rape because they were married. 🤦🏾 This is a case of paedophilia, statutory rape AND marital rape

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2 months

@fikeodu_ My IG has been private since I created it and I view it more as a photo album and sort of diary for my life updates. 😌

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3 years

@feranmiokafor Took me 2 years after graduating from OAU to realise this Abeg if you can afford private uni, send your kids to private uni

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3 years

@drpenking @LeoKolade Again, women are not safe in this country May her soul rest in peace and her killers be brought to justice

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3 years

@hammedmusbaude4 @dhhanieey Lmao So your counter argument is that there was a typo in my tweet 🥴 No wonder they send you people to school and you end up oppressing people's daughters instead 😂

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@Funmi_TJ

4 years

@NewYorker Not enough room for any of these photos of Bach engaging “only in emergency situations”.... which is still not justification?! You rush a child to the ER! You don’t start experimenting w/ what *God told you* would work through *much prayer*

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@Funmi_TJ

4 years

@reginaaxos @ThePelumii Lmao Werey ti wo voice mail Someone should please right her number under Oshodi bridge with the caption 'Work for 3 days per week Salary is N300,000 per month Contact this number'

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@Funmi_TJ

6 years

Everybody is making thread about broke guys and broke gals. Me I just need a job 😭😭 Twitter fam, pls I need RTs 🙇🙇 Graduated with BA in English, Ave training in CRM and HRM Currently taking courses in and Very interested in DIGITAL MARKETING and PUBLIC RELATIONS.

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@diaryofa9jagirl He sent me the complete collection of Chimmamanda Adichie's books cause he knew I loved her work It didn't work out sha, but I still appreciate that gesture 😊

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2 years

@BBCAfrica So countries in West & Northern Africa that have never had contact with Swahili (historical or modern) should accept it because..."One Africa" 🥴 Ridiculous When are we going to embrace our unique individual differences and stop toeing the Western line that Africa is homogenous

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3 years

@dhhanieey They actually shut it down at one point when I was in school Also heard there was a time one man came to campus to fight them cause they had already made is daughter start wearing niqab and were even arranging her marriage 🥴

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4 years

@EditiEffiong I did a write up on the failure of Linda Ikeji Social (amongst other sites) “Nigerian social media sites that tried and failed” by Funmi TJ

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@iamrenike My parents named because during my birth things were very difficult for them So when I was born, they acknowledged me as a joyful gift from God 😇, Oluwafunmilayo

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4 years

@Mr_JAGss "SSA to Go-fund me gorvenor" 😂😂😂

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4 years

@whitenigerian @realunclebae @olamide_YBNL @oyiborebel I'm actually kinda ashamed that a white guy speaks better Yoruba than me 🙆🏾

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2 years

@DoreenCaven I can't be the only one that actually enjoys these cliche Prince falls in love with village girl movies right 😅

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3 years

@PremiumTimesng Can we all agree now to boycott premium times? Advertisers and Brand managers?

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3 years

A Nigerian who refuses to acknowledge the fact that millions of Nigerian girls and women are experiencing period poverty. Sick ass

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4 years

@DonMoneymatics @ayemojubar He said Insha Allah in Jesus name 😂

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5 years

@FrancisElecha @chemicalbrodar Lmao As someone who works in advertising, I'm just laughing at all these yarns. People have no idea just how easy it is to do these things.

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@kikimordi @PiggyBankNG @theflutterwave @StearsBusiness @tuteriacorp @Andela @Sterling_Bankng @kudabank @FourthCanvas Keep the names coming people! We are working on an illustration for this. There was a logistics company that delivered stuff to protesters yesterday as well as several supermarkets that helped out Please someone should find out the names 🙏🏾🙏🏾 #EndSARS #SARSMUSTEND

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3 years

@sugabelly My secondary school used to feature only lightskinned people on the websites and magazines Like they will come to our classes and pick just light skinned people to model the uniforms Never realized how messed up that was until much later 🥴

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5 years

@abikedabiri @iamcardib There really isn't any lows you lot won't stoop to.

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6 years

My dear stay in your job, I can assure you will regret accepting the Indian job. If the poster is reading this, she should DM me I know of a position for customer care open and the location is not too far from Ikorodu. Please she should get in touch

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6 years

@BillionTwiTs I agree That is why people regard English as a sign of intelligence rather than just a language

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5 years

@aproko_doctor At this point of my life, I've come to believe all danfo buses are from 1984

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5 years

@PeterROCK_ I like to think of myself as a rational, liberal Christian We have to admit some things in d bible are tough pills to swallow 🤷🏾 I don't even mind having atheist friends cuz shutting yourself away from other ideologies often leads 2 dogmatism which gives us d likes of Fatoyinbo

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3 years

@Toluspinnn I understand where you are coming from but the fact is that he was also very wrong and it doesn't help that he never apologised and isn't even acknowledging it beyond deleting the tweets. The person he attacked then still deals with people calling her olosho till date

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@ThatPHCBoy @NaijaFlyingDr I picked up one of my mum's book called "Fight for that marriage"; the first sentence that lept out to me in chapter 1 was a scenario where a woman left her abusive husband's house & the book says "It is better for a woman to die in her marital home than in her parent's house" 🤦🏾

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4 years

@desiremarea @demigodgeous Remember what they said about Cynthia Erivo when she was cast as Harriet Tubman Black Americans only care about black lives when it's their lives

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@Apex_Zy @Ogamaestro I'm a communications manager for an Edtech company, pretty sure I understand the "PR game" And I can tell you for free now that silence is not always golden

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3 years

I just quietly unfollow anyone RT Odanz to my TL I refuse to besmirch my sanity

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3 years

@scad_official We always vilify landlords but people don't talk enough about how evil some tenants can be The ones that will owe years of NEPA bill, the ones that will bring strange people in or is it the ones that will take you to court if you give legal and appropriate quit notice

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2 years

@ibrahimkwajaf @iaboyeji Big market for netflix? Lmao You people underestimate how poor Nigerians are

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3 months

A graduate 🎓

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5 years

@ThatPHCBoy @ihome_a I was so excited when I got a female Uber driver a few weeks back. She was so accomodating and friendly, we gisted all through.

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3 years

@YarKafanchan @PeterROCK_ I was gonna write a thread on how viciously Indian women in full sari get up are often raped or even Muslim women in abaya being assaulted. But you know what, you are right, "Block this handle and move on"

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@Emirati_AfgGirl Yup Y'all actually are miserable lots. Always hate to see women happy. 🥴

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7 years

@Thyger7 When you were celebrating one semester left 🙌🙌 only to hear #asuustrike

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6 years

@The_Nenye I have two uncles there who keep telling us "there is nothing here oh" yet they took their wife and children

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2 years

@Iykesalenko @AbdulMahmud01 We Don't talk often about the superiority complex biracial/part Nigerians/Nigerians in the diaspora have towards us

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2 months

@gbengabiyi @pyjama_ceo What's funny about owing salaries for over a year while posturing on Twitter?

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5 years

@ThatPHCBoy @NaijaFlyingDr I'm still reading it, 😂 I want to see how far the foolishness goes It's written by well-known Christian marriage counsellor; Bisi Adewale

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4 years

@ToyosiGodwin If they born any of you well on this app, try and sell @PeterObi to me in 2023 😑 He must explain why he kept quiet about Awkuzu SARS when he was the Gov of Anambra

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When I say Temi takes the best pictures of me 😊