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My strip from a year ago today, December 29, 2019.

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Today's strip that did not run in papers. Seems harmless to me, but I guess these are sensitive times.

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17 years ago, the Washington Post became the first paper to ever run Pearls. But they would not run today’s strip, as it apparently crossed some line. Lucky for you, Twitter has no such standards.

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Today would have been Charles Schulz’s 100th birthday.

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It’s nice when you’re watching Jeopardy and feel pretty confident you know the answer.

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One of the highlights of my drawing career was running this strip back in 2013 and getting a “thank you!” from @Bourdain . One of my heroes.

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Did this strip in 2018. Guess I’ll just keep adding to it.

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Two years ago, I published this strip about our dog Edee. It seemed to resonate with a lot of people, so I’m posting it again here today.

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Just a quick note to say that the Pearls Before Swine strips that will run in newspapers from 1/18 – 1/22 are all about an attempted presidential coup. They were all created at least a month in advance of yesterday’s events and are not a commentary on them.

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Kudos to you if you get this one on the first read.

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The eerie strip I published at the end of 2019, just before the pandemic.

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My strip from December 29, 2019. Should have listened to that baby.

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I received a request today to stop doing strips making fun of arrogant cyclists. This resulted in two more strips making fun of arrogant cyclists.

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When you’re waiting for a table at a Portland cafe and notice some kid has left chalk.

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On the anniversary of #sandyhook .

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Sorry.

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Pearls Before Swine, 12/29/19.

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That moment when you’re doing a book signing in Tempe, Arizona and get approached by a real-life Jef the Cyclist:

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Perhaps the most unhelpful spelling rule ever.

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Guess Who posted my strip today.

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A #goodmorning #laugh for you. 🤣 @PearlsComics @stephanpastis #GuessWho #Comics

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Today I can officially announce that I have co-written a movie with Academy Award-winning director Tom McCarthy that will make its debut at the Sundance Film Festival later this month. It is based on my first novel, Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made. Here is the trailer:

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Small detective. Big imagination. Watch the new trailer for Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made, an Original Movie, streaming Feb. 7 on #DisneyPlus .

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Pushing the limits of the newspaper comics page. One elephant at a time.

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Saw this sign in front of someone’s house.

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Me standing today in Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, and Utah, meaning that the gummies in my pocket were simultaneously (1) legal; (2) legal; (3) legal; and (4) a misdemeanor. Moab tonight. Arches tomorrow.

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Find all the errors.

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The ship manifest from when my 16 year-old grandfather came to America with virtually no skills and no money. Today, his grandson does a comic strip that appears in 800 newspapers. I'm thankful every day for the opportunity he gave me and the country that welcomed him in.