Life is stressful but on God I love living.
I love the uncertainty that comes with tomorrow.
I love that I don't know where my path will lead me to but I have this strong feeling that I am destined for greatness.
I love the thrill I get from little wins.
I love life.
Zoom meetings man. I didn’t know I was unmute so I said “Omo I’ve mentally zoned out for the year” lol my boss responded - “you better mentally zone in”. 😭
That’s why I never understand men that react aggressively when a babe refuses to follow them to their house or when she insists they have to be out. Bro, these women have seen things. Heard things. Witnessed things.
Natural Disasters can neither be controlled, contained nor anticipated.
Even as we exercise the basic flood management methods to prevent and reduce the detrimental effects of flood waters, we urge our dearly beloved citizens affected by this disaster to move to our designated…
Plantain Twitter have you seen what these market women are selling as N500 and N1000 plantain? Who can help us present this matter in the National Assembly because this is a very serious case.
Naira Marley constantly letting y'all know he's a nuisance & doesn't care if you stan him or not. He seems to be enjoying himself & that's what matters in this life of sin. Enjoying yourself. The moral talk on his case every now & then is tiring. Dude actually feeds on it too lol
Like I always say, if you see me laughing or playing with your abuser on the timeline, please let me know. Some of us are genuinely oblivious to these things.
Lol randomly remembered the MD in my first job. Owing us 3 months salary then bought a new Lexus and told us to come touch it so we can tap into this level of success.
That level of disrespect shook me to the core. I immediately understood the phrase.. "kill or be killed".
My friend's toddler held my shirt and called me "Daddy" in the presence of the husband. We all laughed cos it was funny but the husband and I made eye contact. 🙃💀🙃
Whether fake or not, there are some drinks you will deadass never catch me taking. This one and the other one that the bottle looks like engine oil smh.
The pope, at New Year's mass, talked about the massacre of Christians in Plateau state on Christmas day. Meanwhile, the country's lreaident didn't deem it fit to mention it in his New Year's speech
Your parents are worried and care about your safety. It's bigger than us. Bigger than everybody. Time of prayer is over. Time to work!!!
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutality
They hyped this Deji guy so much we thought he was going to be juggling the top women in this house. At least y’all know now that good looks doesn’t automatically mean you have game.
Some of y’all women have husbands/bfs that are amazing and faithful. Their loyalty can’t even be questioned cause you just know it. What I find shocking is you have friends that are miserable and lonely. Y’all telling me you can’t share your man with your friend? My goodness.
I hope everyone in Kuje is staying safe though. News coming from there is wild. Btw, if you don’t have proper plans to leave this country anytime soon and you want APC to win, you’re a big fool.
@MistuRants
It’s the urge to be adventurous. It can be quite intoxicating too. Unfortunately it peaks when you’re married and if you don’t have self control, well..
Jesse Lingard is that guy that owes you like N100,000 but gives you back N5,000 each time he senses that you're extremely broke so you can appreciate it.
Do you know what it means to be a big politician in Nigeria and not have any money related corruption case? You know how hard these guys must have been trying to get dirt on Obi? Guyysssss!!!
I’ve been replaying that Layi’s last skit man. The thought process that went into developing that skit is quite intriguing. I just know his mind wired crazy.
Can we talk about how bad women are in throwing stuff? You can literally stand in front of her, not less than a meter and tell her to toss you something and she will throw it like you were standing on the ceiling. What exactly is the problem?!
Had a small chat with this dude at Total filling station that washed my car & I found out he’s a fucking graduate.
He has a 2:1 in Mathematics from university of Abuja and I think he deserves better.
If you have any opportunity, please reach out so I can forward his details. 🙏🏾
One of my favorite thing about Fela music is how he can be singing about fruits and just throw in "Obasanjo na thief" casually. 😂😂 This dude was begging for the smoke.
There's really a lot going out here so the thought of the relationship or marriage not being your safe haven or peace when you need to just plug out of everything just seem like a waste of time.
@Damolabond
Lmao can't exactly remember but I think I cried a bit. Not because of what he said.. because people actually went to touch it. Senior staff and shit. I mean, look at me... fresh outta Uni, first job and experiencing something like that. I resigned the next month.
As much as I love my parents, none of them can stop me from marrying the woman I want. The beautiful part about it is they know. Stop making your parents feel like they can make key decisions in your life everytime else they won't know where to draw the line.
I just saw pre wedding photos of one of the bridesmaids that caught the bouquet at my dawg's wedding. The MC asked if anyone was interested and this dude came out to make his intentions known. This happened last year December.
THEY ARE FUCKING GETTING MARRIED NOW!! GUUYYYYYYY!!
Gotta admire how a lot of Nigerians can be religious, tribalistic, wicked, bullies, lack empathy and be unforgiving all at once. Really amazing how they juggle these things.
Refused to comment on this guy cos he just seem like a dude having fun(albeit being a nuisance) and it stared to look like y’all were picking on him but yeah, I get it now. He gotta go because this is crazy.
Somebody tweeted "is there any woman that hasn't been sexually abused" and one guy said his sister. Then another person said "she wouldn't tell you" and somehow, that comment has been disturbing me.
The thing with Wizkid songs is the way it just randomly creeps up on you because tell me why Frames(Who’s Gonna Know) suddenly sounds like a jam to me. Been repeating it the whole of this week.
You’re fully aware that good men are scarce now and you’re telling me that you can’t share your sweet man with your childhood friend that has always had your back? The selfishness and self centeredness is sickening.
I feel like many of y’all underrate the importance of friendship in your rel. Maybe being sexually attracted to your partner is up there but when you and yours are tight buddies, you enjoy this love thing more.
Again, I blame DC for all the mediocre Wonder Woman movies that's why people like comparing her strength to Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, Nicki Minaj and Tiwa Savage.
Is it that hard to tell when a woman doesn’t like you? Because this Jay Paul and Saga thing is really fascinating. And please don’t give me that - “it’s the house. They’re in a closed space” bla bla speech.
Trevoh Noah's type of comedy is something I can listen to for 3 hours straight. That man really be educating and making you laugh at the same damn time.
"only borrow what you can afford to let go" is a very corny statement because I need to understand why you think you can play me like that and then I will let it slide.
They will screen your life and request for your Nysc certificate, all your school certs and even birth certificate before they give you 50k job. Then you will allow a whole President lead with fake Uni certificate? And some of you on the TL are shining your dirty teeth? Smfh.