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I hope I am to you not only your amusing and interesting acquaintance but also off-putting in a way that makes you hope we are never in a survival cannibalism type situation together

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@ask_aubry “It’s… complicated. There are many layers to it.”

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@ask_aubry “Besides, it might make you cry.”

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@revengegrill Why… would you not want your cat to cuddle at night? That’s like the golden dream of most cat owners.

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@itsnashflynn My daughter used to talk to “the people in the woods” behind our condo, which isn’t too bad, except she said they were all coming out of the trees and were going to follow us home. She also had an imaginary friend she referred to only as “the other baby”, who lived under

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@itsnashflynn the breezeway but appeared to sit on my shoulder when it was time for her bath. He apparently had white eyes and light gray skin and spoke gibberish in a loud whisper.

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My cat watching me clean the litterbox so she can shit in it immediately afterwards

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1 year

@draculavoice @funkylilspiral Every time I see this I laugh at “frolic directly into someone’s emotional space”, like, friend have you ever frolicked in your whole damn life

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@ask_aubry If you accidentally make yourself gay, don’t worry. Just go find a bro who’s gone down on his girlfriend recently and kiss him, it’ll make you straight again instantly.

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2 years

The best thing about writing Izzy Hands fic is that Con O’Neill’s voice is so distinctive that you can kinda hear the dialogue in your head as you write it and get a better feel for how true to character it is.

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2 years

@ask_aubry First off, “smacked with a razor blade” is a really violent and weird image for describing labia. Second off, here is a photo of MY fat meaty kitty, whom I will gladly compare and discuss with others.

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@folded__person @ozymegdias “We have this thing in NYC called art, have u heard of it”

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2 years

Not to shamelessly objectify anyone but I just think that Rhys Darby’s legs, (that’s it, that’s the tweet)

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Me looking at Con O’Neill looking at a dude’s ass like I look at Con O’Neill

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@TheWapplehouse “You hear a crunch… and you keep going” — that’s not, um… that’s not what we do when we hear a crunch

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@BadMedicalTakes Mom of an autistic child here. Daughter 8. Fully vaxxed. Also alive, healthy, and making me proud everyday. Crazy to me that some people have to buy into pseudoscience in order to evade confronting their own anxiety, frustration, and grief over having a neurodivergent child.

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@ask_aubry Aside from everything else that’s wrong here, I hate how he says he wants kids do he can see himself reflected in them. That’s one of the most narcissistic possible reasons to become a parent. Disgusting.

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First time Izzy spoke I was like “no fucking way, busted-ass accordion voice”, and now I want to listen to Con O’Neill read me shampoo labels and articles about woodworking as I fall asleep at night

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes I got a transvaginal ultrasound early in my pregnancy—curious to see how OP would make sense of that one.

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@mattxiv My daughter was far less confused by Fred’s gender than by the fact that they’re one of several taxidermied animals that come to life at night in this museum, some of which are endowed with the gift of human speech—English, no less—and some of which are not.

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1 year

If my 9 yo daughter saw this tweet she’d be so excited, a tweet about TSwift AND farts… if you could get a puppy in there you’d have her three favorite things in one place

music struggles & wins

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@wikivictorian @GoldenEyesBlind Somewhere in a family album there’s a blurry 1960s snapshot of my great-aunt with her arm around her “best friend”, who’s turned toward her, face in profile, smiling. They were in their 30s then and came out in their 70s. They’ve both passed now but this makes me think of them.

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@ask_aubry “Making sure my son can cook so he doesn’t have to marry a controlling woman who reminds him of his mother and relies on his helplessness to feed his own ego” is just too healthy of an idea I guess

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@FashioningSelf There is not a glut of photos of African Americans on the frontier, but they exist. It’s way more important to put energy into finding, preserving, and disseminating those primary visual sources. Further muddying the line between authentic and AI will just aid in the erasure

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@orlacsm I mean, she knows how the whole process works, yeah. A vast majority of people do. We know what happens to the food we eat too but we don’t think about each other shitting every time we share a meal.

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@BadMedicalTakes SIDS, or “Crib Death”, has been recorded as early as 100 years ago, long before infants were routinely vaccinated, but please do keep using the tragedies of others to further your baseless fearmongering.

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@cyb3rk1tty2003 @lambstiel I love my at but look at her… I’m going to jail

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7 months

@BillAnd30362495 @jzux Language evolves. Evidently you do not.

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3 months

@BadMedicalTakes Imagine becoming seriously ill and your dad is just glad you lived long enough to breed

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5 months

@ask_aubry They say if a woman’s first child was a girl, it was a girl. If she had a boy, she had a boy. There, fixed it.

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1 year

@GoodReddit Everyone out here like “double the fun” acting like most men can even find the one

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11 months

Queer eye but it’s just these three and they’re mean to me until I clean my bathroom and make a dental appointment

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come back forthwith it’s a gay emergency

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2 years

Good morning to him and him only

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes The fact that they’re allegedly a parent is very concerning to me. Very.

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@BadMedicalTakes Obstetrics ultrasound at 12 weeks, colorized

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2 years

@BadMedicalTakes It’s not rocket science, no. It’s generally referred to as oncology.

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6 months

Can u imagine making this guy’s footlong at Subway, hell on earth

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4 months

@BadMedicalTakes “The v,agina is like… have u ever read House of Leaves?” - jt74187631

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1 year

@JMaloneyLiberty @FamilyProjectTX @CrackerBarrel Being “proud” of a corporation coming from your hometown is pretty weird, ngl

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2 years

Fic in which Blackbeard makes Izzy wear Stede’s clothes and rails him in Stede’s bed

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You know why else OFMD matters? It explores the possibility of of being revived and redeemed by love in your thirties, forties, fifties. Also destroyed by it. The possibility of it existing as a shining brand new thing for people who’ve already been around, you know?

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@focusfronting @seccotines The idea that there was something violent and inherently misogynistic about being attracted to other women on a base, animalistic, h0rny level did major damage to me as a queer teen actually

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@BadMedicalTakes “I’ve read more on the subject than you’d like to hear… except for the basic concept of speciation, haven’t gotten that far yet.”

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@xiocon320 @ask_aubry Well, I admit it's rather aromatic, but I wouldn't say it stinks.

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1 year

@meItingbytwice Pedro Pascal and Burt Reynolds

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@StellaOfSalem @grey_jarvis As the autistic parent of an autistic child, I can at least say in my own experience that I see a lot of parents (often the types who refer to themselves as “autism parents” or whatever) make it harder on themselves by resisting seeing their child for who they are rather than

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1 year

@ask_aubry 5th graders aren’t generally going to sexualize women unless they see/hear adults do it first, just like this guy

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes You were born alive and are still alive. There might be a correlation between that fact and the vaccines too.

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Regrettably this is me

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@transmisc Have fun finding authentic, engaging, charismatic cis people

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1 year

@ask_aubry Also, sex workers generally have more autonomy and discretion to choose where sex work is legal and legislated, so I don’t think he really wants what he’s asking for.

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@heidithewiz @BadMedicalTakes It has eyelashes and lipstick on

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@iramadisonthree Just taking advantage of her die-hard fans at this point. Greedy and ungracious.

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@inmyownfashion2 @RollingStone Being gay can mean something different to her than it does to you and we’re lucky to live in a time where that’s the case.

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@1kogito1 Big menacing bottom, little unassuming top… chef’s kiss

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1 year

@sammymowrey If there’s one thing introverts love it’s 10 hours of confusing sexual tension and having to rely on others to undress

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1 year

@AnxiousPenman @ask_aubry I seem to recall being told not to have intercourse at all for 8 weeks after giving birth. It might be different if she had a c-section but it still doesn’t sound like a great idea.

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@BadMedicalTakes “Basically” is doing some VERY heavy lifting here

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1 year

“Intense zoo of dudes”.

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1 year

Keep trying foods you don’t like. Unless it makes you sick or is just completely, can’t-even-swallow-it disgusting, give it a try every year or two. You’d be surprised how much your tastes evolve.

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we’re cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take

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For real though, “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” is easily one of the top 10 songs ever written from a lyrical perspective. This is epic poetry in the truest, most classical sense.

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes I was born by scheduled induction… in 1983… pretty late-term abortion if you ask me.

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1 year

When people talk about “The Good Doctor” and autism representation, I assume they’re talking about this guy

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The way the guy in the background is like how old are you and the baby blinks all annoyed like “old enough to know you’re already pissing me off”.

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I’ve never seen a newborn with a working neck before this is tripping me out

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1 year

@CatsOfYore “You see this? This is the face of a killer.”

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@RightWingCope The vaccine left the banana peel at the top of the stairs or what

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Repost always

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Maybe YOU like “big-eyed omnivores”. I like thinking about women as, you know, women, not animals in the context of predation.

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@BadMedicalTakes Maybe after the chiropractor you can swing by the medical supply shop for a baby-sized wheelchair

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@BadMedicalTakes You can opt out of most of these very easily, zero pushback from medical staff, but the grift works better if you scare people.

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@BadMedicalTakes Yeah, that’s the cool thing about human progress. We keep learning new things about ourselves and the world around us, and benefit by that knowledge.

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@BadMedicalTakes Organ donation can be done safely between sexes, or so I thought… apparently it’s just part of the trans agenda though.

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes My mother died in 1986 of malignant melanoma that rapidly metastasized when I was 2 1/2. She was 35. She was a fair-skinned redhead who spent almost all of her time outdoors and didn’t use sunscreen. So relieved to learn it wasn’t due to sun exposure but rather sunglasses.

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This is blowing up and it’s not even mine, here’s the tumblr who originally posted it

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Art Location prinTS kofi

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First rewatch of the terror: Goodsir is such a compelling symbol for the culpability of even the innocents of an empire, the corrosive and corrupting nature of empire innate to… (etc) Nth rewatch of the Terror: Goodsir is like if you gave an autistic mouse amphetamines lmaaaao

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First rewatch of the terror: I don’t think this place wants them dead necessarily I think that’s their own arrogance this place is indifferent to their lack of understanding and adaptability ???rewatch: oughhfjTom hartnell would’ve loved a double double and a chocolate shake

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@bobo_circus @nicholasbeans Please, it’s not interesting enough to dox you over

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1 year

@jesseraub @bartleby_era It has its protective plates raised in defensive; when it’s relaxed those are regular gray tiles.

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2 years

(Slams fist on desk) THIS MOTHERFUC—

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@tory4heisman @sglockett @thedm_news Damn like 5-6 cops hauling off a girl throwing water lmao… want to really be the victims here, don’t you?

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@AriDrennen Videotape my child, minor or not, without their permission… see what happens…

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@TooOftenOdd @SeaTerrors The grin on his face like “hell yeah I am”

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1 year

@ask_aubry All he created was a lot of misery and heartbreak when she realizes what a raw deal she got

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2 years

TFW you realize that the compulsory othering of the underprivileged begins at home and that your kindness is not actually unstoppable

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MEN, which do you prefer? The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman, OR The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman?

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Yeah? And what’s the success rate on intermittent fasting there, Brenda?

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1 year

@KimmyMonte @limelacowboy Once my friend saw Paul Giamatti at a deli in NYC. They were the only two customers. He was sitting in the back booth eating his sandwich. They made brief eye contact; he looked exhausted and irritable. She just nodded at him in recognition, then they just quietly ate their subs.

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@ask_aubry The thing is, even when you, as an adult, find yourself pursued by a minor, it is YOUR responsibility to recognize that it is not in that child’s best interests and emphatically refuse them. There is zero excuse.

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@ask_aubry He has a point. I think they should subsidize vibrators too, since not enough men are putting the work in making it worthwhile for women to deal with their shit.

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1 year

@socialaskan To me the fact that I keep getting the following ad on these threads is hilarious:

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@TheWapplehouse You laugh, but when my fiancé talks to his best friend or his brother on the phone, he says that at least 3x about whatever and they say it back about whatever and he’s always happier after

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1 year

@EldenCatlord @ask_aubry No, that’s an hommelet

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Definitely wasn’t the heretofore untreated depression causing those issues.

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1 year

@ask_aubry Being “in dogs” for more than 30 years? “In” how, buddy?

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@michellethestan @HipHopAnonymou9 They’re not for her husbands, though. She just wants to watch the movie in complete peace and quiet.

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