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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 month

I love polar exploration twt because where else are you going to find this many people excited to discover a guy got cannibalized 180 years ago

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#ofmds2spoilers the way they’re all respectfully looking away except for Roach, who is enjoying a fantastic episode of reality television,

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he was so real for this

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#ofmds2spoilers love every large leather-clad man in the entire bar going oooo hehe pardon moi mr. hands teehee while Izzy stares straight faced at them like this 😐

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evil sam

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2 years

I look horrific in this photo but hello Con O’Neill

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told my mom “they found Fitzjames” and she asked “is he….. i mean is he okay….?”

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@limelacowboy

1 year

#OFMD2Spoilers kind of love that ep5 Izzy’s job now is just walk around and flirt

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@limelacowboy

1 year

it feels like the hair and makeup team saw us kicking our feet and teeheeing over Izzy’s duck tail hair tufts for a year and a half and were like “yeah make ‘em wetter and sluttier”

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers can you imagine being Lucius and men just keep giving you little hand whittled items like you’re a desirable bird

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@limelacowboy

1 year

you’re not going to understand the difference between s1 Izzy’s and s2 Izzy unless you’ve ever tried to move apartments with a cat

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

idk what it is about Izzy that turns us all into every teenager’s nosey parents but i love it. he can’t even stand next to a guy without all of us collectively going omgggg who’s that is that your boyfriend

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

i am once again posting my one (1) hozier notice from before I got sniped (i asked how tall he was)

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1 year

"he was so real for this" and it's an unhinged Hozier tweet/Instagram story

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

this is the dude people will try to convince u isn’t a bitchy jilted wife btw

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 years

Don’t ask me how I got these photos but I gave Con O’Neill a sparkly pink cowboy hat and a birthday bitch sash

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

5 years

festivals: cancelled nba: cancelled The killers: stream mr. brightside

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@limelacowboy

1 year

peepaw……….

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@limelacowboy

2 years

Also i told con O’Neill that he could keep the hat if he wanted to and he said He did so now he just has the hat

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

4 years

Moon 2 trending because nasa said they were going to make an announcement about the moon is sending me

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

there has to be a s3 because imagine a bit where Ed, Stede, Frenchie , and Zheng greet each other with “captain” “captain” “captain” “captain” while Zheng gets increasingly annoyed by the other three

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

since Frenchie calls Stede stedey and Ed Eddie do we think he calls jim Jimmy or is that the kind of thing he said one time and never again after they threatened him in great detail for a minimum of 45 minutes

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

FRENCHIE FUCKING FRIDAY GET UP SALUTE THE FUCKING FLAG

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@limelacowboy

1 year

he does kinda look like little beepo here doesn’t he

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

yes s2 has its faults but nothing will ever beat the comedy of Izzy screaming and shouting at top volume in a hidden room on a very small ship and Ed still being like “that ghostly hoarse wailing could be anybody but I’d recognize that rotting flesh smell anywhere”

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@limelacowboy

1 year

how i imagine Con O’Neill scrolls through fan art of himself getting railed on instagram

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1 year

wargen

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1 year

my uncle got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close

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1 month

sorry to anyone who’s had to speak to me in the past 24 hours

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

probably one of the funniest things about Izzy is that we all have the most mundane headcannons for him ever i could get on here and say “Izzy Hands irons his slacks every Sunday night” and you’d all be like well fucking yeah it’s common sense

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evil sam

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1 year

Con: people always think that I’m big Me, looking down at him: uh huh Con: I’m just a small guy. [flexing] with big guns. and great boobs. but I’m just a tiny guy.

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

“I love Izzy” “I hate Izzy” “im Izzy neutral” okay well i imprinted on him like an abandoned duck

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@limelacowboy

1 year

Izzy appearing silently behind Stede every 20 minutes

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@limelacowboy

1 year

Ed after getting bullied by anne and mary

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

their dynamic is so crucial to me like who would win in a fight. Frenchie’s Commitment to every bit or Archie’s ability to shrug her shoulders and go “okay!” to everything

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 years

i think about this. pretty much every fucking day .

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

Frenchie’s effortless ability to lie to and scam everyone on earth EXCEPT for Edward Teach is so special to me

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

Con O’Neill discussing his “great boobage”

evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

Con: people always think that I’m big Me, looking down at him: uh huh Con: I’m just a small guy. [flexing] with big guns. and great boobs. but I’m just a tiny guy.

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

my mom attempting to describe a man to me: he looks like….. you know. your little pirate boyfriend. me: ????? what? my mom: the short guy. with the nuclear codes.

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

Strike over Con O’Neill GET your ass on instagram live NOW. call a millennial if you have to

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

genuinely one of the funniest ofmd scenes imo is when Izzy’s having his hot girl We’ve Been Almost A Fortnight Aboard The Revenge breakdown and everyone is giggling together and they smash cut to Izzy choking back tears behind them in a blurry zoom like he’s Dwight on the office

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

you guys . you guys don’t think Izzy’s hand making little gifts for all the crew as a thank u do you. that would be too wild right. right.

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

I think they should swap vests

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

im so . besotted with that tidbit of Con 0’Neill being a horrendous on set driver and fully clipping a wall with a van full of people while casually whistling. he’s so real. he’s the people’s princess.

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

I will be thinking about Blackbeard’s first mate Union all day. Frenchie is trying to negotiate for a higher salary. Izzy was unaware he was supposed to be getting a salary

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

#ofmds2spoilers "its a pirate show and pirates die" its a comedy show for queer escapism girl

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@limelacowboy

1 year

Con describing the term meow meow to me yesterday as an “important phrase for OUR community” does make more sense now that he’s come out lmao

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

pt 2

evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

tfw no one shows up to your 17th birthday party :(

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

the supercon website is glitching right now so every link says Con O’Neill

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 years

happy Captain, it’s Wednesday day #theterror

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@limelacowboy

1 year

FRENCHIE FRIDAY. EVERYONE GET UP. SING A SONG HAVE A DRINK CELEBRATE CALYPSO’S BIRTHDAY.

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

idk ask him

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1 year

how do you serve cunt in a yeehaw way

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evil sam

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1 year

the thing about Archie and Frenchie is that they’re similar guys but they’re in different fonts. Frenchie is taking someone to get ikea meatballs on a first date and Archie is taking someone to get Costco hotdogs

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

i think Ed should put one of these up on the QAR

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@limelacowboy

1 year

this fit was so cunty

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 months

now if we’re talkin world heritage terror posts…..

Songdog 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Con O’isseur

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

can’t believe people think Izzy’s straight as if he didn’t fully walk up to Lucius and go oooooohoho aren’t yoooouuuu a proper little seductress

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real scene that takes place in the terror

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1 year

he looks like he just woke up in a saw trap

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@limelacowboy

1 year

I was so right

evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

I’ve never seen a guy who looks more like baby animals imprint on him and follow him home while he shouts at them to get lost

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@limelacowboy

1 month

The terror spoilers . . . . . . the ship is called WHAT????

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@limelacowboy

1 year

Izzy’s cunty ass lean lmfao

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

I hope y’all know that whenever I talk about captain Frenchie its implied that Izzy’s fine and just standing off to the side watching his bizarre captaining techniques like this

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

love this photo of Izzy looking absolutely dumbfounded. bro looks like he got defeated by the power of friendship in a cartoon .

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

11 months

also once again saying i think Nathan f0ad should interview j0el fry. ceo of asking bizarre questions vs ceo of giving bizarre answers

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1 year

this is all i got

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2 months

bee

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was it casual when you hallucinated me while you were dying

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

10 months

you put Frenchie and Archie in a room together and they’re starting a cult within 45 seconds tops

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

do you guys think alphas would be annoyed if they knew we called it the omega verse

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

doing some important research today

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

tfw no one shows up to your 17th birthday party :(

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

everyone who has written any variation of a fic where Izzy learns to knit/crochet and just makes a really long fucking scarf because no one told him when to stop. you’re doing amazing

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 years

Con O’Neill twitter account come home

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

3 years

little izzy hands doodle today 🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

7 months

Nathan and Con have the funniest relationship ever to me because that’s like REAL representation for every young adult whose work bestie is a chill 50+ year old woman that knows how to gossip

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

@sagittariwhat couldn’t decide so now u get multiple gay little sailor Izzy outfits

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@limelacowboy

1 year

Izzy packing his little rucksack on the revenge is so funny because he’s got like three bags and he was on that ship for less than a day he was straight up just stealing all their shit

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 years

the illusion of free choice

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@limelacowboy

1 year

clare

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1 year

hey sorry for leaving you so many dead mice on your porch. my love language is acts of service

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 months

it’s only fucking Thursday

evil sam

@limelacowboy

2 years

happy Captain, it’s Wednesday day #theterror

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@limelacowboy

1 month

Died doing what he loved. Sticking his nose into Hickey’s business.

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@limelacowboy

1 year

FANG’S BOOTS???

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

Izzy’s search history: how to get blood out of clothes how to get blood out of clothes how to get blood out of clothes Email how to get blood out of clothes what is reddit sword is it homophobic if you hate a gay person because they’re annoying how to get blood out of clothes

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1 year

the face of a man who just drove into a brick wall

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

loving this image of me being bamboozled by the old man’s photo taking abilities

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

I’m not tagging this as a spoiler because this is nothing if you watch the show like a normal human being but god congratulations to all the Frenchie Walking Around With A Bowl Of Cereal enthusiasts

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

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💫

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2 years

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

Izzy: fuck off steak knife every single one of us: so how’d you two meet

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

11 months

Roach/Lucius is probably the funniest combo of guys to try and ghost hunt Izzy. they’re just screaming at everything while ghost Izzy stands next to them like this

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

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getting caught up on the new 0fmd drama but halfway through i went “wait a minute i don’t care about any of this” and then went and got some paper and drew a little picture 🌷✨💖

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evil sam

@limelacowboy

1 year

we won but at what cost