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Cleveland Guardians baseball enjoyer.

Joined February 2021
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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2 years
Rivalry aside. JJ McCarthy losing this game, only to get to the locker room to see his phone blowing up with videos of his dad touching his girlfriend is nightmarish stuff.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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3 years
“I’m never calling them the Guardians” starter pack:
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La Mole
24 days
Vile report. Get this fucking sicko off my football team.
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Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been sued again. The latest case, arising from an alleged incident in October 2020, accuses him of sexual assault and battery while on a date.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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I’d die for Andres Gimenez.
@IBSLivesMatters
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4 months
kissing the CLE on his jersey after hitting a game changing home run against the team that traded him to us ❤️❤️❤️
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 years
I love the Cleveland Indians. I will love the Cleveland Guardians just the same, if not more. See, it isn’t that hard.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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1 year
Fuck Tim Anderson and FUCK the fucking White Sox.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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4 months
Bobby Witt Jr. trying to turn a double play with two outs and getting no outs and giving up three runs in the process is the funniest shit in my life.
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@stclairashley
Ashley St. Clair
1 year
I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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3 months
I’m speechless.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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4 months
Aaron Rodgers is on my Mt. Rushmore of most unlikable players of my lifetime that aren’t criminals.
@DMRussini
Dianna Russini
4 months
Aaron Rodgers is skipping all of Jets mandatory minicamp this week because he prefers to be somewhere else away from football. That's his choice.
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6 months
Get Trevor Bauer the FUCK out of my mentions. Fucking idiots.
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Dylan Hornik
1 year
You gotta be a sick person to enjoy the Astros downfall
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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2 years
This not being a walk-off home run in game 7 of the World Series.
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What’s a Cleveland sports moment that altered your brain chemistry? i’ll go first
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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4 months
It’s too bad that the Guardians are the only team allowed to hit at Progressive Field. Not fair.
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Declan Goff
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It all makes sense now for the 40-20 first-place Cleveland Guardians.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
8 months
Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill
@CodifyBaseball
Codify
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When you see this logo, who do you most often think of?
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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Don’t ever tell me that these players don’t hear the noise from other teams, and take it personally. That “fuck the Twinkies” was magical.
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John Sabol
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Austin Hedges presenting the #Guardians ’ “Heavyweight” belt to Stephen Vogt! (*Warning: language*) @fox8news #Fortheland
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Missing him.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 year
Cleveland needed a rental SP to eat innings for two months, and they needed to free up at bats for the kids to play at shortstop. They achieved both in one fell swoop. Please stop bitching.
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5 months
No one in the Central does it better than us.
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La Mole
4 months
Man, I’d Anakin-Skywalker-chop-my-legs-off before I ever gave a division rival SP a standing ovation for shitmixing my team for 6 innings in a tie game.
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
4 months
Cardinals fans give Paul Skenes an ovation as he exits in the seventh inning
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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2 months
Matthew Boyd.
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La Mole
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Rick Manning is uncancelable. Don’t even think about it mfs.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 months
If you’re watching football right now instead of these Cleveland Guardians, lose my number.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
15 days
FUCK YOU MINNESOTA!!!!!
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La Mole
2 months
Cade Smith, Hunter Gaddis, and Emmanuel Clase are a BUZZSAW, dude.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
Angel Martinez should never see Columbus again.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
14 days
@Twins HEY #TWINS FANS! Use code: WEFUCKINGSTINK30 for 30% off all remaining home games!
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 month
That 3/4/5/6 with Jose, Naylor, Noel, and Manzardo just gives you so much more thump than what we’ve been running out.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
6 months
I will be the first to admit, if we traded Shane Bieber this winter and I saw him come out for his new team and do THAT, I would have thrown up all over myself.
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La Mole
2 years
Core memory unlocked.
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1 year
Corey Kluber getting the Guardians offense kickstarted.
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La Mole
8 months
I am on my hands and knees begging them to avoid all guitar related signage. Please please please.
@MLB
MLB
8 months
Nine teams are getting City Connect uniforms this year 👀 Which teams are you looking forward to most?
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3 months
If Travis wants to bring #Believeland back, we’re bringing #Believeland back.
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Brendan the Jhonk Donk Fiend
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
5 months
Kyle Manzardo plays baseball for the Cleveland Guardians, today.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 years
I mean this as respectfully as humanly possible: I really couldn’t give less fucks about this Browns game today. I’m only watching so I can get my mind off of the real game tonight, and pass some time. It’s still, Go Browns. But, it’s Guardians gameday, brothers and sisters.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
Another series win.
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@Twins
Minnesota Twins
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Final (13): Marlins 8, #MNTwins 6
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
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HOW ABOUT TWO BITCH.
@troubledCLEfan
The CLE
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@FranmilsEyebrow Victory laps off 1 at bat is crazy
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 years
Bring these back, but with the “Fastball G” instead of Wahoo.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 months
I keep watching Jhonkensy Noel’s two home runs and diving catch from last night. You have to let him play everyday.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 year
@MLBNetwork
MLB Network
1 year
Which All-Star is Shohei Ohtani most excited to share the American League dugout with tonight? #MLBTonight | @CY24_7 | @Angels | #AllStarGame
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
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Kwan single. Manzardo single. Jose bomb. Art.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
Bazzana wanted to be a Guardian so bad it’s literally unbelievable.
@jimcallisMLB
Jim Callis
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No. 1 overall pick Travis Bazzana signs w/ @CleGuardians for $8,950,000 (slot = $10,570,600). @BeaverBaseball 2B, best pure hitter in @MLBDraft , batted .407/.568/.911, second in NCAA D-I in OBP, SLG & OPS, school-record 28 HR.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
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I hope Cleveland gives Francisco Lindor a rousing ovation. Sure, there was some stuff that I’m sure everyone wishes they could change, but we don’t have the success we did in that timeframe without him. Be better. Cheer him.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
Posting your DUI mugshot trying to take heat off of a professional athlete by normalizing getting a DUI is absolutely insano style white knighting.
@realmnsportsfan
Minnesota Sports Fan
3 months
I'm seeing a lot of "I don't understand why Jordan Addison would..." going around. The answer is pretty obvious. He's a 22-year-old kid. Anyone wanna talk about the dumb things they were doing at 22? Because this was me at 24.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 months
Home runs: Travis Bazzana: 1 Charlie Condon: 0 JJ Wetherholt: 0 Jac Caglianone: 0 Nick Kurtz: 0 Konnor Griffin: 0 James Tibbs: 0 Braden Montgomery: 0 Christian Moore: 0 Seaver King: 0 Cam Smith: 0 Theo Gillen: 0 Kaelen Culpepper: 0
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
5 months
The next pitch Carlos Carrasco should throw in a Cleveland uniform should be the ceremonial first pitch at next year’s Home Opener.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
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Losing the Bibee start, and winning the Logan Allen and Cookie starts is crazy.
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OH MY GOD. OF COURSE ITS HIM.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
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I would love nothing more than being 1000% wrong on Brayan. He’s been fantastic, lately.
@OurCLEGuardians
Guardians of The Land
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Brayan Rocchio, last 15 games: .300/.370/.525 with 3 HR
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La Mole
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 year
So, the Guardians drafted: • LHH C/1B with a really advanced bat, and a lot of power. • LHP that throws 4000 mph. • The best reliever in college baseball, with an elite fastball. Okay.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 months
The Minnesota Twins if baseball was played on a Texas Instrument Calculator
@mlb_simulator
MLB Deserve-To-Win-O-Meter
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--------- ALERT --------- Guardians are luck merchants! Guardians at Twins (08/11/2024) Actual score: Guardians 5, Twins 3 Deserve-to-win: Guardians 17%, Twins 74%, Tie 9% #MLB #Statcast #MLBSimGuardians #MLBSimTwins #Baseball #Guardians #Twins
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 month
I’d like to know where 643Royals is right now.
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La Mole
2 months
Post-lobotomy Logan Allen
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@FranmilsEyebrow
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1 year
Born too late to see prime Albert Belle. Born too early to see flying cars. Born just in time to see Bo Naylor 360° no-scope Nicky Lopez trying to steal 2B.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
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Lane Thomas three hit game. The league might be fucked.
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La Mole
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Good morning, @mattboyd48 . Please stay in Cleveland, thanks!
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La Mole
2 months
CLASE BANG. Now you can rest, king. 10 pitch inning was solid.
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La Mole
2 months
I am not even kidding.
@ByRobertMurray
Robert Murray
2 months
The Dodgers have designated Amed Rosario for assignment. He was acquired in a trade with the Rays two weeks ago.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 years
You know what to do, @CleGuardians , @IndiansGM .
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La Mole
1 year
Kole Calhoun is hitting cleanup and Noah Syndergaard is starting games for the Cleveland Guardians in August and they’re only 3.5 games back of the Twins. Minnesota should be embarrassed.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 months
TRAVIS BAZZANA GRAND SLAM OH MY GOD
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La Mole
3 months
I know he didn’t just wink.
@gabbgoudy
gabb
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Josh Naylor has been making friends w/ a fellow AL Central all-star 👀 Guardians fans you’re going to want to here who #fortheland @FanDuel
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
5 months
Manzardo for Laureano. It’s time.
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@ZackMeisel
Zack Meisel
6 months
Shane Bieber will have Tommy John surgery.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
5 months
Wear them again tomorrow night, @CleGuardians . Never take them off, actually.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 year
Happy Gavin Williams bump day, to all who celebrate.
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La Mole
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Let’s ride, @KyleTMazardo .
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La Mole
4 months
Yeah man, give me Schneemann everyday at shortstop, I’m not joking.
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La Mole
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That Lane Thomas - Kyle Manzardo tandem in the middle of the lineup has been awesome.
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La Mole
8 months
Me firing up the Corey-Kluber-to-Hall-of-Fame propaganda machine
@hoynsie
paul hoynes
8 months
Corey Kluber, the only two-time Cy Young winner in Cleveland history, has retired after 13 seasons.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
1. Travis Bazzana 36. Braylon Doughty 48. Jacob Cozart You couldn’t ask for a better first day for the Cleveland Guardians. They almost certainly have a ton of money to play with on days two and three.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 months
Manzardo for Schneemann. Arias for Freeman. Goodnight.
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La Mole
2 years
Browns fans are tired, man. What a terribly exhausting franchise to invest your hopes and time on. Just be normal, @Browns .
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La Mole
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
3 months
BREAKING: Cleveland Cavaliers All-Star guard Donovan Mitchell has agreed on a three-year, $150.3 million maximum contract extension that includes a player option for the 2027-2028 season, sources tell ESPN.
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La Mole
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Does that shit say ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN?
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La Mole
2 months
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS.
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La Mole
2 years
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La Mole
5 months
That “uh huh” is beating my ass
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
5 months
This would look great on July 16th. Just sayin. #ForTheLand
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
I am so happy, dude.
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La Mole
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Fuck John Fisher.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
3 months
Angel Martinez, get ready to learn “everyday player” buddy.
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La Mole
4 months
I absolutely think it’s time for anyone who doubted Hedgey’s intangible value to this team to apologize. He’s a player-coach, and the team absolutely needed him. I hope he never leaves.
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La Mole
1 year
The Guardians after getting shitmixed for an hour and forty five minutes by Domingo German, only to be bailed out by Aaron Boone having a mini-stroke and pulling him mid-Maddux, and coming out with a win.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 year
It’s perfect.
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La Mole
1 year
“Bo Naylor homers, again. PLEASE, send him to Cleveland.”
@CLBClippers
Columbus Clippers
1 year
To put it simply…. Bo.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
1 year
Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF. Will Brennan is my CF.
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
6 months
I wonder if Francisco ever regrets not taking the extension offers that Cleveland made to him.
@Squatchrealist
᥊- | 𝓢𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱
6 months
Tonight is the night!! Show up and show out and boo Lindor. I will be in attendance on the front lines. See you there! #LGM
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La Mole
2 months
Ben Lively bump day.
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La Mole
5 months
Whatever you do, do NOT check to see if the Twins have a worse record than Oakland!
@tlschwerz
Ted
6 months
The #Guardians will have played the #Athletics 7 times in their first 22 games. 5 of their 15 wins have come against a team expected to be among the worst in baseball.
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La Mole
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@NatashaCL7
Natasha Carter
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
6 months
He’s begging to stay.
@SouvenirCityPod
Souvenir City Podcast
6 months
Josh Naylor on Steven Kwan: “He’s an incredible player and I hope to play with him my whole career.” 👀 #ForTheLand
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@FranmilsEyebrow
La Mole
2 years
Need it back like I need air.
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
2 years
Sports are so special, man. (via @PeteMarek )
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