@Reuters
I seriously don’t understand why people hate China so much. They’re just testing out planes to see if they can fly, no biggie. People make the biggest deals out of nothing.
@stillgray
Just get vaccinated. I have my 4th vaccine appointment scheduled later this week, and so should you. I’m sick of people like you not getting the 6 doses you need. Lazy.
@Boogie2988
We did it guys! I’m so excited. As a way of celebrating, I made this very cool image of me as you with your beautiful future wife (🤞). Woohoo!
I just watched Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse and it was so bad. The animation gave me a MASSIVE headache and the characters were way to repetitive (a lot of different spidermen). A wise man once said “a delayed movie is a good movie, but a rushed movie is forever bad”.
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This is exactly what I told the court lmfao. Who cares if it was at Disney World, you know what a butthole looks like. Did you think mine was going to look any different?
It’s time I come clean about what I’ve been going through… when I first heard that “OJ Simpson” died, I thought that the news was talking about the cartoon “Bart Simpson” from TV.
This is super embarrassing, but the second that I heard the news I immediately had a picture of
Mark is a weirdo who DM’ed me several weeks ago trying to bait me with “I have information on a well known trans activist, the information isn’t accurate but it will certainly hurt their career”
The reason I think this is hilarious is because these lunatic activists don’t
Elon Musk just texted me this image of him on some strange alternative X account. It was profile with a name similar to his own, but with a long string of seemingly random numbers following it. I don’t know if he is in peril, but he apparently needs money from me. I’m the chosen
Hey guys, I’m tweeting from the local jail. This morning when I saw the Easter Bunny came, I ran outside and attacked the neighbors dog. Luckily my Wife bailed me out.