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Mark Benson

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5’6, Former Hillary Clinton campaign staffer, alpha male, and future billionaire. currently a volunteer for the Joe Biden campaign. #MUSIC

Ohio, USA
Joined June 2021
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This is what losers on twitter send me after they lose an argument against me
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@LostMediaBuster I recorded a Family Guy episode on my TV once but then it went away
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@willoux_ @Glefflor25 @_YURI_LAND_ This is amazing. Thank you so much
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@DavisHunsinger Lightyear was better than Toy Story
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@BBCNews Literally why
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@Hanna17Hanna @LostMediaBuster it’s the one where Lois gets mad
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my metamask wallet got hacked and i lost access to my coinbase account
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@midwestmujahid @LostMediaBuster I’m not that upset about it actually
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@JamalPacman Hi Pacman!
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@TheRightCant Rahgh haha I'm Mark don't disagree with me or I'll draw! Haha! Just kidding. I wouldn't kill someone over that yet.
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I love Tom and Jerry. Jerry reminds me of my children. Overreaching tyrannical governments are Tom. I pray for a beautiful tomorrow.
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@wHaleJoey Hey dude I know this is unrelated but I need your help.
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I just got scammed :/
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@_NiyiDaniels I love you.
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@TheRightCant wowie zowie! Awoofa
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1 year
Hi, I am pleasured to meet with you. I enjoy and love listening to music as well. What a nice dress; you look splendid.
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@CEOofIsaac What show is this from?
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I need an IPTV. And pussy too!
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@IGN This is too far.
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@Boogie2988 If this is real, I don’t know how I would be able to handle it. You guys are literally perfect and soulmates. Praying. 💔
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@RespectfulMemes Why would he want to arm wrestle? Someone explain.
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@Reuters I seriously don’t understand why people hate China so much. They’re just testing out planes to see if they can fly, no biggie. People make the biggest deals out of nothing.
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@Krrrrbin My metamask account got hacked!
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@RespectfulMemes Who are these people? What?
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@stillgray Just get vaccinated. I have my 4th vaccine appointment scheduled later this week, and so should you. I’m sick of people like you not getting the 6 doses you need. Lazy.
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@AlonArtHole @MysticGengar My meta mask was hacked and my instagram was hacked.
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Does anyone know where to get mushrooms? Shrooms haha
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@TheCartoonBase Where is the Mario Movie???
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@Hanna17Hanna @LostMediaBuster Well this episode really stood out to me.
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I am here to announce that I, Mark Benson, am a trans ally. I will help fight the terfs and we will prevail! 🏳️‍⚧️
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@MyNameisAubby I don't like you.
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I hate all innocent people and babies
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1 year
@Boogie2988 We did it guys! I’m so excited. As a way of celebrating, I made this very cool image of me as you with your beautiful future wife (🤞). Woohoo!
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I need an iptv cause i got scammed metamask wallet and instagram hacked but i need a designer @DiscoAlpaca
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Same voice actor.
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@jordanbpeterson Jordan how do i get the smell of weed out my car
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@DailyLoud Is he okay?
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1 year
@GamerGuy1975 @Boogie2988 I hope. I know this might not be healthy, but my mental health relies on their relationship working out.
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1 year
I just watched Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse and it was so bad. The animation gave me a MASSIVE headache and the characters were way to repetitive (a lot of different spidermen). A wise man once said “a delayed movie is a good movie, but a rushed movie is forever bad”.
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@Reuters My metamask was hacked again. Anyone know where I can fart in public?
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@IGN No he isn’t. That’s a human in a costume.
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6 months
Another eclipse. What are the odds?
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8 months
Just went to Applebee's and I asked for a Sprite. My waitress proceeded to bring a Starry to my table. America is doomed.
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1 year
I lost it all on dog coin
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@MysticGengar You literally told me "skill issue" when I opened up to you about my divorce.
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@mogrpee Yes ma'am!!
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sorry i meant doge coin. i lost it all on doge coin
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@nypost Mr. Portnoy, I do not care. Sincerely, Mark Benson.
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1 year
@sssniperwolf Wow. I don’t know why people are hating on this, this is one of the best apologies I’ve read. Grow up, people.
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🎉 Exciting News MARK FAM! 🐰 We're thrilled to announce that Tobuscus ( @TobyTurner ) is hopping on board as an official partner for our Thugs Bunny NFT Easter Collection! Get ready for an egg-citing collaboration filled with digital art and surprises! Stay tuned! #ThugsBunnyNFT
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Hop into the digital world this Easter with the "Thugs Bunny" NFT collection! These aren't your ordinary bunnies – they're a blend of tough and cute, each with its own unique MARK BENSON swagger. Don't miss out on the chance to own a piece of this egg-citing digital art drop. Get
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@_YURI_LAND_ This is really pretty. Who is she?
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1 year
This is exactly what I told the court lmfao. Who cares if it was at Disney World, you know what a butthole looks like. Did you think mine was going to look any different?
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people acting like this is the most shocking thing they’ve ever seen omg grow up it’s a butthole
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Manifesting my ideal life.
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@helenstaniland I had no idea you were trans.
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@XNewNorm @TheOfficerTatum Velma is slightly better
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My son sent me this. Is he on drugs? I'm scared for his future.
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@jordanbpeterson When are you going to stop taking drugs.
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@stillgray This is why we wear seatbelts. Take notes, anti-maskers.
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@DimaYv @unix2mars @imcoolchristian Dude, I think you are projecting.
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@mogrpee I haven’t seen my children in years
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@MrAndyNgo @LozzaFox @ginacarano I’m going to watch this ….. on my laptop! Lmao! 😆
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@Boogie2988 I made this edit of me and your beautiful girlfriend
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@Starfeyy I like butterflies and ants.
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@CNN What an inspiration. Truly one of or THE best women alive today, and certainly better than Donald Trump.
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The allegations are true.
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Animation is cinema
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2 years
@nincadalover Finally. Another fellow child beater. Cancel culture has tried to silence people like us, but freedom of expression will prevail.
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@dawnposts Answer the question please
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3 years
Very irresponsible of @tobyfox to release a game called Delta Rune while us, as Americans, are still battling the Covid Delta Variant. #songrounded
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1 year
STOP sending me this 🤣🤣
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@CNN Can you blame them? Who would want to go inside a building with active gun fire? They didn’t sign up for that.
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@cherrycrushTV Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
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1 year
One of my favorite photos. Me and Joe go way back.
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5 months
It’s time I come clean about what I’ve been going through… when I first heard that “OJ Simpson” died, I thought that the news was talking about the cartoon “Bart Simpson” from TV. This is super embarrassing, but the second that I heard the news I immediately had a picture of
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@NickAdamsinUSA Nick, how do you deal with women saying No to you? I struggle with this personally.
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@stillgray @elonmusk I’m eating corn chips.
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I think the characters should have said lines like “why are you so fat? What is wrong with you?” It would have been a really cool easter egg.
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These 2 bullets hit each other in mid air
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My son just called to tell me he looks up to Lightning Mcqueen more than he looks up to me. Marky need drinky.
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I love Mark Nation Fans
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@AngryCrazyZebra I like to feed animals too! One time I caught a spider monkey and fed it chocolate bars and it died.
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Hi @elonmusk this woman leaked my DMs. Please help me.
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Mark is a weirdo who DM’ed me several weeks ago trying to bait me with “I have information on a well known trans activist, the information isn’t accurate but it will certainly hurt their career” The reason I think this is hilarious is because these lunatic activists don’t
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Elon Musk just texted me this image of him on some strange alternative X account. It was profile with a name similar to his own, but with a long string of seemingly random numbers following it. I don’t know if he is in peril, but he apparently needs money from me. I’m the chosen
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Hey guys, I’m tweeting from the local jail. This morning when I saw the Easter Bunny came, I ran outside and attacked the neighbors dog. Luckily my Wife bailed me out.
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My kids watch this mine shaft guy. Is he gay or a pedophile or something? I have no idea what is happening anymore ever
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YOU be the judge… Is Dream GUILTY or Innocent? 🤔‼️
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