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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

20 days

It's called I Win. It's called I Fucking Win.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

"I crashed my flying machine in the Enchanted Hills." He's so lucky she didn't instantly hang up the phone.

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Paramotor Pilot and Youtuber Anthony Vella suddenly falls 85ft out of the sky in horrifying crash

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You're only raping me cause you're insecure.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Immediate fakecel execution.

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4 months

another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life

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The Mighty Battlerager

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5 months

I caught a glimpse of your vile and corrupted soul from that post. Hurt yourself.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Just got hired working at the Drooling Retard factory.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

Friday night in my stupid fucking retarded peace of shit so called life.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

@torturedvesseI I think you should hit on her because it bears no consequences for me and might result in me laughing for a minute or so if things go horribly wrong.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

@gunk4188 Foid that jumps up onto one of the dining chairs when a cheese-hungry mouse enters the kitchen. ❤️

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

You're in the presence of the Pharoah. Mind your fucking manners, boy.

𝖝𝖃𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖃𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖃𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖃𝖝

@xjennyxcheckx

3 months

nigga i hate my job soooo fucking much bro man FUCK

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The Mighty Battlerager

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Cryogenically freeze and shatter my peace of shit life.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

It's called we crush the whole bottle of soju in front of our mom. We do a little crushing the whole bottle of soju in front of our mom.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

College ended, and I immediately gained 10 lbs. Cool and good!

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

@inkblotistan Get his ass.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

pestario 🎃

@MrChudside

5 months

@EvilAssMage Sorry we only play Advanced Chuds & Incels here

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

@lolichisato This is the tl some days.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Met this Japanese guy last night who said he was 28. I said, "28?? Where's your wife and family?" He goes, "Mai waif ees een Japan," and shows me his wedding ring. Very brutal mog.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

The pain of living every day in my peace of shit Nothing life.

Creepy.org

@creepydotorg

5 months

What was the worst pain you have ever felt?

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

I feel... Nothing. You can't make me feel anything. Neither my heart nor my peenor react. Nothing.

川道さら

@hunny_214

3 months

センスねぇ〜

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

It's called fashion you stupid fucking bitch.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Fuck my lolcow life.

CraigThe🦝

@CraigTheTard

5 months

Most people on here just view me as thier lil freak to probe and prod at and laugh at me

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Just hurt a fly. It's not safe to have me around normal civilians anymore.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

It's only monetarily free. You pay by being forced to talk to 5e players.

The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

Today is Free RPG day in case you didn't know. Most game stores participating.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

The same people who would have been executioners or dungeon wardens in olden times are working as registered nurses now.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

@KrogerSteroids Ambushed in the dead of night by my legion of 30,000 Chud Guerillas. 40,000 dead and 10,000 taken as slaves.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

When you're a sweet, kind, and attractive boy (such as myself) the girls just come running. Or so I am told.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

How it feels to replyguy.

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The Mighty Battlerager

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4 months

JoCat

@JoCat105

4 months

All of them stop asking

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

My chungus life just got saved.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

#FreakLife

りなりな

@andorinarina

6 months

ﾌﾝﾌﾝ((⊂(∩`ω´∩)⊃))ﾌﾝﾌﾝ

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

I'm dying of a terminal illness. It's called Love.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Is this actually what the inside of a woman's discord looks like? I'm gonna be sick.

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@obsessav

4 months

what is this discord update ?????? ahhhhhhh

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Just threw one of my lackeys from the castle rampart. He didn't even do anything. I just wanted to. 💔

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Went to a party and got followed around all night by some girl calling me boring and mean looking. Fuck you man, I'm trying my best.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

@pancakeinagony @ShitpostRock My clone.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I am 2 feet tall. Who wants to come take care of me?

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

Can you guys call me pretty today.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

28 year old, Japanese security guard? Omg, how did you know.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Drawing Hatsune Miku as a poc with alopecia and vitiligo. +1,000,000,000 social credit score.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

@ndogid

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I am only appreciated by middle aged office women.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

You fucking bitch...

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Up $140 off tonight's poker game.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

What about this: a girl who blinks really loud.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

My professor's waistband is way out again.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Upping my poker game with one of these.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Watch in 5 years when they reveal that these machines give you Ultra Super Uber Mega Hitler Cancer.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

Idgaf anymore...

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

I have a date scheduled for Wednesday. Chat, we are back.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Is there an age where you're not allowed to like lollipops anymore.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Oh yeah, I graduated btw.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

It seems that furries also suffer from their own version of stuck culture.

Bitey, Mighty and Smol

@Origamigryphon

5 months

There they go #fwa2024

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I understand why people get mad about cultural appropriation now.

Deviija

@Deviija

4 months

Words cannot express how meaningful it is to see black and Asian elves - in important main roles, no less - be represented in fantasy media. Historically, the genre has coded elves + elven beauty very narrowly. And it's SO wonderful to see that spectrum grow more inclusive.😭

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

They're trying to silence me.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Chinese guy next to me in my exam took his sandals off and started rubbing his nasty fucking feet together.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Whatever. I don't care. I don't even care. Who cares. It doesn't matter to me. It's beneath me. I'm not even looking.

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The Mighty Battlerager

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4 months

Everybody wants to be evil and mean. Nobody wants to Love. ⛈

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

How about 8 inches and thick. How about talented.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

My hobby has been completely raped by WotC. Thanks.

The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

3 months

Orcs are wholesome Latinx now. You're just gonna have to accept that, chud.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Fuck my chungus life? No, fuck YOUR chungus life.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Screaming in his girls ear? Damn, he a freak.

やもちゃん

@yamochan1

5 months

朝からお気に入りのバイク吹かして近所迷惑ですよ #モリアオガエル

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Does anyone actually call them STIs now or was that just some retarded shit they tried to push in high school.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

I really don't think we should still be having the DnD wheelchair discussion.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

The big kids took the swings from me during recess today.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

I want to own one of those big books of cheat codes you'd get as a kid for my coffee table.

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@EvilAssMage

4 months

@inkblotistan Why is he throwing gang signs.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

New Risk of Rain game where you have to escape India as a white woman.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

You will NEVER crush the spirit of the Stone Cold Truecel.

Red Jpeg of a pancake #1 YAP DOLLA FAN

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5 months

OH MY GOD CAN HE STOP FUMBLING SO BAD.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

How I feel pulling up to the function with 60 beers without being asked to bring any.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

@costliest_robes

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@EvilAssMage

3 months

Doctors never give you tinctures or potions or remedies or salves.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Balls in my mouth. I'm gay as fuck. I like dick.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

I just got inducted into Mensa.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Can I eat an apple today? Is that ok, guys? Can I please eat an apple?

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Is it normal to not change your hairstyle or am I retarded for never changing mine during my entire human existence.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I have been enslaved by pussy. It has me shackled to a dungeon wall right now.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Fell off the slide during recess and scraped my knee. Crying.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

Took the black pill, and it made my tummy hurt.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Can you believe my buddy won't even let me come to his older sister's birthday party unannounced. Some people are snakes, man. Snakes...

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Look who decided to jump on my face at 2am. :D

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

This is me if you even care. If you even fucking care.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I like giving my dad fake news headlines to get a reaction out of him. Today I told him that they're cloning Lindsay Lohan and he got really mad.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

These people irritate me a lot. 🙂

The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Chinese guy next to me in my exam took his sandals off and started rubbing his nasty fucking feet together.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

They're now telling me that I look like this.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Some say my libido is... impressive...

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Fuck it. Put her in a wheelchair too.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I love one billion dollars.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

Guys, is this big? Be honest.,.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

Bouncing on it. Moaning on it. Doing tricks on it. Performing rituals on it that have not been seen in over 6,000 years.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

I feel handsome today because my bald pills are working.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

So many beautiful girls outside today. Wow. Thank you, God.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

6 months

Interesting things happening in the world of the Evil Ass Mage.

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@EvilAssMage

5 months

I politically align myself against whoever is most annoying at any given moment.

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

5 months

I want to drink infinite amounts of ginger ale.

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@EvilAssMage

3 months

Winner of the beautiful babe competition.

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@EvilAssMage

6 months

He was... le vaxxed??

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@TheRealOJ32

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Get your shot. I got mine!!!

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@kitkattnip CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD!!!!!!!

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The Mighty Battlerager

@EvilAssMage

4 months

I always thought it looked tuff when guys on my swim team would print out their swim routine and tack the soggy piece of paper to the side of the pool.

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