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kourtney

@kourtneyinhell

3 months

Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far

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5 months

Did a crab write this

Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻

@CrocodileCam

5 months

Its illegal to help baby sea turtles escape predators if u dont have a permit. If you see this you have to leave it alone and respect the natural order of things

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kourtney

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3 months

Is that your brother

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3 months

my brother is doing research in ecuador this summer and he just sent me this pic

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2 months

Husband built a fire in the firepit then stared at it with his hands on his hips for 5 mins and said “fire is so sick. cavemen must’ve been so pumped”

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3 months

He’s still talking about it

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7 months

:D

@nice_good_girl1

7 months

Hate when babies laugh like the fuck is so funny you don’t even know your name or where you are right now

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kourtney

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11 months

Oh now he’s coming for Reese? This guy just doesn’t know when to quit does he

Big Cat

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11 months

Witherspoon is a MONSTER

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6 months

Funniest Larry/Richard Lewis interaction of all time

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8 months

31 today! So far I’ve cried a little and drank wine a little

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3 months

@Rebels_Raiders ugh, yeah he backed in in one shot

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7 months

I heard we're posting abs?

AJ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@40Raskk

7 months

Why is it that when a girl posts her abs, she is a slut, but when a guy does it, it is completely normal and socially acceptable?

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3 months

Going to Topgolf today in my cute little golf skirt if anyone gives a fuck about me

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1 month

I should be able to use this as my passport photo

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kourtney

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6 months

I think it would be nice if u guys said my pjs were cute

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2 years

Like/follow if you think I should start an onlyfans (spoiler: I’m gonna do it anyways)

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2 months

Another day another ‘kini

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1 year

husband and I have been arguing for weeks bc our spoons have all gone missing. Almost every spoon, gone. Every day it’s like WHERE THE F ARE THE SPOONS? Today our 4yo chimed in with “oh i throw them out at school when I’m done with my yogurt bc I don’t feel like rinsing them off”

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5 months

the only eclipse I care about

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kourtney

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3 months

Looking positively stupid with this shorts tan line (sunburn). Nobody look at my last tweet btw it’s not important

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7 months

testing out my mirror. still works

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kourtney

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3 months

24k likes on my husband's parking spot smfh I posted a bikini selfie yesterday you know. in case anyone cares!!!!! about me!!!!

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kourtney

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6 months

celebrating IWD by being a woman. it's pretty awesome u should try it

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2 months

@NotAsian_Tyler respectfully

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kourtney

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21 days

5yo just asked us to make her pancakes as her bedtime snack and when we said no, it's too late she said "I wish you guys respected me"

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2 months

I used to detest teenagers, hated their guts. But I just cut a 19yo’s hair and when I asked him how he likes college he said “yeah I like it. What about you, are you out of school yet?” 🥹🥹🥹 fine u little devil I guess teenagers are alright

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5 months

hottest mom at swim lessons. literally. it's 100 degrees at this pool I'm sweating my ass off in here

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kourtney

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2 months

I bought a bucket hat

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kourtney

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1 year

North posted this on IG while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining

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kourtney

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3 months

@MoistCabbage44 For PARKING THE CAR? I mean I’ll do it but still

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5 months

Can I say something

Stuart Feiner

@StuartFeiner

5 months

FRIDAY MOTIVATION. FAT IS TEMPORARY UGLY IS FOREVER

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kourtney

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3 months

Oh shit oh fuck I’m having fun (went even blonder today)

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kourtney

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2 months

@Peaaachyeah Ya this extremely typical and inconsequential thing my husband did was all made up. Great work detective

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kourtney

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8 months

I, for one, would not (under any circumstance) watch a sex tape if they made one. I wouldn’t

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@hen_ease

8 months

HERE WE GO

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2 months

Don’t make me say it again

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kourtney

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27 days

it's about that time #NewProfilePic

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6 months

guillotine

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

6 months

A 57-year-old man is accused of drugging three 12-year-old girls with sedative-laced smoothies during his daughter’s sleepover at his Oregon home, court records show

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1 month

These are not dad bods. Have you guys ever even met a dad?

Lolita🏹🤍

@lolitadiariess

2 months

dad bods >>> six packs

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5 months

Does it look like I can fight

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kourtney

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1 year

Yeah

This is Jackson

@Jack254__

6 years

Two slices of pizza are equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?

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11 months

Someone’s mom

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kourtney

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3 months

@bb_alston hahahahahaha

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kourtney

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2 years

Hello it’s me the very cool mom

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kourtney

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11 months

My husband got YouTube TV last night and has managed to bring up how “good of a purchase it was” once an hour today

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kourtney

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8 months

Can someone find this girl a fucking hobby please

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3 months

@cr_EGG he's reading the replies and smiling ear to ear

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kourtney

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2 months

You fucking dorks calling me a whore because you have nothing else better to say to me is so god damn annoying my godddddd, call me a minx, a hussy, a harlot. A freaky little sexpot. Be creative for once in your life

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kourtney

@kourtneyinhell

2 years

Just spent the last 45 minutes drawing these (extremely realistic) pants. the least you could do is like this

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kourtney

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3 months

@SteveClaflinIT @Dohghoe @Rebels_Raiders It was within 15 seconds of pulling into the lot however he has reminded me multiple times that the first thing I pointed out to him was "it's packed today" and it was HIS genius decision to still check the first row of parking instead of going around to the back first

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kourtney

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4 months

Friendly reminder that I exist and I am the worst

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kourtney

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8 months

Don’t talk to me or my pink pants ever again

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2 months

This video is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and the only thing that has brought me any type of relief from grieving these past few days. really speaks to my experience dealing with a dead fucking body in my house over a holiday weekend. No choice but to laugh at this point

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3 months

@T_BAX are u insane

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kourtney

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4 months

my husband is fucking ROASTING me right now for my blue check. he said, and I quote, "you pay that man a cent, you deserve public, town square humiliation" this is worse than 9/11

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kourtney

@kourtneyinhell

3 months

At preschool graduation today one of the dads introduced himself to my mom thinking she had a kid in the class and she said “oh no I’m grandma…this one is mine” and pointed to me and the guy said to her face “Jesus…do you have any more daughters?” AT PRESCHOOL GRADUATION

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kourtney

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7 months

holy shit everyone on twitter should be institutionalized. y'all really thought his wife (a mother) was gonna thank you?? for presenting her with the most devastating, potentially life-ruining news after parading receipts all over twitter? With BABIES involved? are u sociopathic?

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kourtney

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7 days

Husband has always told me I look like Anna Kendrick. I’ve always disagreed. Told 5yo while watching Pitch Perfect “daddy says I look like her” she says “nope”. I say “really? I knew I didn’t look like her” And she says “yeah she doesn’t have pimples like you” ????? I’m gonna kms

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kourtney

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4 months

Have to run it by the ol’ ball and chain but we may have a new content idea on our hands

TheHouseoftheMuse

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4 months

Beauty industry is out of control

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7 months

It’s happening again (good hair day)

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kourtney

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8 months

I know Danny DeVito is small, I knew Danny DeVito was small, I've always known Danny DeVito is small but how is Danny DeVito that small

Vulture

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8 months

The Gang Finally Gets Invited to the Emmys

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3 months

sweating, dehydrated, things of that nature

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2 months

HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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5 months

Ugh I kinda miss the mom haircut ☹️ someone tell me no

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kourtney

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4 months

I hate to make that naked mole rat any richer but everyone go on Am*zon and buy these flare leggings right now. Men too. They’re so good even the fellas should be wearing them

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@bigcontentguy

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2 months

Sweating my tits off

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kourtney

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7 months

2,000 people bookmarked my abs tweet just to show their personal trainers I bet

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5 months

Whenever our 2yo needs her diaper changed she tells us she has “poop-ass” and we genuinely don’t know where it came from

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kourtney

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7 months

the twitter girlies are mad that I disagreed with their unhinged methods, so they have resorted to threatening to fuck ~my~ husband after *checks notes* publicly dragging someone else's husband for *checks notes again* cheating on his wife...mhmm yes this all makes sense actually

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kourtney

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3 months

@NachoEverydayYT LMFAOOOOOO men are so annoying!!!!!!

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kourtney

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8 months

Right cheek only

J U L E S || ISO USA/TOR Eras tix

@tinycans

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@k_ourtney Show me those cheeks Kourtney.

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kourtney

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8 months

Angelic lighting in my car today officer what else was I supposed to do

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kourtney

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5 months

Only the real snackers are up snacking rn

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kourtney

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3 months

@aesop2020 hahahahaha we text from opposite sides of the house often

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kourtney

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2 months

I looked hot here sorry to remind you

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2 months

Sweating my tits off

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kourtney

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8 months

do not listen to this advice. unless you want zero pussy

Dark Psychology | Dating Master

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kourtney

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4 months

every tweet feels like this now that my blue check is showing btw

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kourtney

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3 months

I would also like to say:

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kourtney

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3 months

@ChampBaroo just so ridiculous hahahahahaha

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kourtney

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2 months

My husband (UPS driver) told me he bought lemonade from some kids’ lemonade stand on his route today and 🥹🥹 I’m gonna suck him

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kourtney

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5 months

It’s a cute shirt whatever

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kourtney

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1 year

Every night that my husband (a UPS driver) gets home it looks the same. He’s covered in dirt and sweat, has holes in the shoes we’ve already replaced twice this year. It was 110 degrees in his truck and he took around 27,000 steps. He’s exhausted

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kourtney

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1 year

30 year old women are gross and old RT if you agree

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kourtney

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1 year

Are u guys mad at me be honest

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kourtney

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7 months

My account is back if anyone even gives a fuck about me

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kourtney

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8 months

Ok sometimes this is a good website

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kourtney

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3 months

@BellissimoFoto it did end up being a good day tbh

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kourtney

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3 months

we've officially reached the stage of viral tweet where random people just reply to me telling me I'm "ugly" and "have a gross body" for no reason like first of all stop lying

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kourtney

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9 months

Me in the car next to you at a red light watching you take a big ass bite of your food

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kourtney

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6 months

sorry but goals honestly

Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat)

@realonlineboy

6 months

Watched Oppenheimer with my parents. They covered their ears for 5 minutes before the bomb went off, as if it might explode suddenly at any moment, and as if it would be as loud as a real bomb