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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

4 years

I always wondered how many piggies it would take to bring me down.

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Dumpster Jesus

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3 years

Lady and the Tramp but make it gay and trashy

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5 months

And yet the horrors persist. I am irreparably damaged

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5 months

Four bánh mì’s would fix me rn

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6 months

My bosses don’t want the tiddies on my tattoo showing this place is a fucking prison

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11 months

They’re playing Magic in the middle of the the pit during Frozen Soul lmao

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5 months

After cremating a baby you can’t process it normally cause there isn’t a lot of remains so we have to use this thing to grind the bones down and it feels like you’re making the most fucked up and sad guacamole.

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

6 years

Oh my god I found the worst casket in existence

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Dumpster Jesus

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8 years

@chrissyteigen my knees look like this after praying all day too

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Dumpster Jesus

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4 years

Looks like a bird

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Dumpster Jesus

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6 years

@BormesLogan @A_d_w_9 @meg_resener But it’s because... wait for it... they are black and are allowed to say it.

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Dumpster Jesus

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3 years

Can y’all tell I only used the sunblock stick on my tattoos?

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Dumpster Jesus

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4 years

@DaveFerguson91 @PDXORA Because landlords are leeches and don’t have real jobs. They understood the risk of buying property, they understood that it may not be profitable. Fuck them.

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5 months

Four bánh mì’s would fix me rn

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8 years

lol I didn't think anybody actually read those texts 😂

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3 years

I love the white stripes

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

5 months

*shows the most normal looking group of college kids you’ve ever seen*

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@BrendonLeslie

5 months

This is exactly how I imagined the Hamas supporters arrested at the violent protest at UF looked like

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3 months

The only weight I feel on my chest is my necklace!!

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@DumpsterJesus

7 months

My mom died this morning. Idk what to do other than to take care of my dad and brother. Call your parents and tell them you love them for me please.

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@DumpsterJesus

3 months

Crematory cowboy

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3 years

No one ever credits the artist, it’s Jean-Michel Bihorel, they’re dope

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

5 months

@LilithLowe Thank you for the kind words, this job is often thankless so it means more than you know! It’s what I was put in this earth for, I wouldn’t trade it for anything;)

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5 months

I’m more than happy to respond to questions btw! Also I wanna make it clear that this method is something that this crematory uses, I’m positive that not all crematories do this, every one is different.

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29 days

It’s bisexual awareness month or whatever be aware of me

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18 days

I think I look/feel cooler with gloves on :)

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@DumpsterJesus

1 year

People are rooting for this guys death. Not me though. I hope he keeps getting stabbed over and over again and that he lives the rest of his life in excruciating pain and fear for the rest of his life.

Pop Crave

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1 year

Larry Nassar, former team doctor for the USA women’s gymnastics team and convicted sexual abuser, has reportedly been stabbed multiple times in prison after an altercation with another inmate. 🔗:

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4 months

@thesuzysofar @camageddon_ If you have a full back patch stitched onto your jacket, you’re a fan point blank full stop. There is a zero percent chance that person doesn’t know

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2 years

Creampies all around in Kansas tonight!!

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@DumpsterJesus

3 months

Preshower thirst traps for all you freaks

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

4 years

I know this is a long shot, but the photojournalist on the left was arrested with me (incredibly nice dude), and said he got several photos of me and others being assaulted. He told me he works for a photography company that sells their pics to big news sites (NYT, etc)

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

5 years

“Do what you must, but I have already won”

Bujairami

@AdamBujairami

5 years

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him.

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4 years

@keri_wtf The way you just fucking grab him is killing me lmao

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6 years

I wish someone would kiss me the way Tom Brady kisses his kid and dad.

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4 months

It’s been four years since these pics were taken. Fuck the police ACAB

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@DumpsterJesus

4 years

I always wondered how many piggies it would take to bring me down.

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

6 years

Trump saw Mad Max and thought it was a documentary

The Daily Beast

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6 years

WATCH: Trump argues that we need a border wall to stop migrants just driving right across in their "unbelievable vehicles... stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles than our police have, than ICE has"

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11 months

@durneel They sat there and played for like 3-4 whole songs too it was rad as fuck

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@DumpsterJesus

5 years

This is uncanny holy shit

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5 years

a clip of @AOC meeting @tanfrance & the @QueerEye boys

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5 months

@violentvan A spritz of alcohol will do ya

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4 months

I had a whole essay written about mom being a literal card carrying member of the muppets fan club as a child, and how much I love and miss her, and how lilies are one of her favorite flowers but I’ll spare yall. She disliked most of my tattoos, but she would’ve loved this one

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@DumpsterJesus

5 months

@nucleja Absolutely not. We strive to get as much of the persons remains into the urn as humanly possible. Also the only ‘ash’ that’s in the retort is leftover from the cardboard box we cremate in. The bones are pulverized in a processor and that’s what people call ash.

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@DumpsterJesus

5 months

Fucking crying at this interaction between my brother and dad

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

2 years

It’s 2 this is not a debate. Do we wear ties right under our chin? No, we wear ties at the base of our neck you fucking ignoramus

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@PicturesFoIder

2 years

important debate

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@DumpsterJesus

2 years

I got the job bitch!!! Most I’ve ever been paid too!!! I’m not unemployed anymmooorreeee!!!!!!

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2 months

I’m like, the hottest man at this Quakecon rn

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

4 years

It’s a fucking shame that in highschool we talked about Malcolm X for maybe MAYBE one class period.

Yoh

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4 years

Malcolm X first TV interview is really something. His eloquence is sharper than any sword.

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

3 months

Contractually obligated to take thirst traps whenever I’m wearing these pants

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@DumpsterJesus

4 months

Everyone is one bad mental health day away from being extrajudicially murdered by the state

Collin Rugg

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4 months

NEW: Video released shows terrified 19-year-old autistic teen Isaiah Trammell being taunted, threatened, and stripped naked before fatally injuring himself. Trammell was arrested in March of 2023 after suffering from a mental health episode. Trammell was begging for his

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2 months

House sitting means lewds in other people’s home!!

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@DumpsterJesus

4 years

I just got out of jail after close to 23 hours. Being livid and humiliated dont even come close to describe what I saw and went through.

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@DumpsterJesus

6 years

Arms are called ‘guns’ because guns are called ‘arms’

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3 months

Work absolutely kicked my ass today so I would like some validation please

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

8 years

@handsomejoey_ @xxWhatAWonderxx @deejaykfm @lunarnomad it'll be called impeachment, a tangy peach flavored ice cream.

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

7 months

No one really talks about the guilt of doing things after a loved one dies. Like I feel like I’m supposed to be laser focused on mom and the funeral rn and I feel guilty for being on twitter, or watching tv, or going to a concert, or doing literally anything else

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@DumpsterJesus

7 months

@FireFlyJars @mspisceshealing @nelly_said_it Sure, wasn’t saying it’s not. but people who post this kinda stuff makes it seem like it’s a semi-regular occurrence when it’s not.

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

6 years

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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@DumpsterJesus

5 years

So not to make a big deal bUT I GOT THE FUCKIN JOB! Better facility, better coworkers, better hours, better pay, and a better manager!! I’m so damn hyped.

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@DumpsterJesus

5 years

Got an interview for another mortuary service doing the exact same thing I’m doing now only with better hours and better pay fuck yes

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2 years

@josede1maro @rivcoop we did it first

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@DumpsterJesus

3 years

Lady and the Tramp but make it gay and trashy

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4 months

Haven’t shown some skin in a while I’m sorry

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1 year

Everyone keeps checking me out in the mall like they haven’t seen a hunky, tall, mustached, tattooed white boy before

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2 months

Horsepower, horsepower!! All this polo on I got horsepower!!!!

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5 years

Smash mouth was right, The years start coming and they really do not stop coming

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3 months

Sorry for double posting but I gotta show off my stupid lil lake fits

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5 months

Looked too hot in my insta story I had to share here sorry

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9 years

Threesome? If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd visit my parents for the weekend.

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@DumpsterJesus

3 months

It has been done and I brought my sideburns back

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3 months

Thinkin of shavin and goin back to my stache tonight

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

2 years

Caught a new friend tonight :)

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2 years

@richkadams @jonnymangs Let’s see you do it then

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4 years

Took an Adderall and tried to play jenga

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1 month

Yeah that’s clearly Jonesy of course he doesn’t fuck with aliens

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@PhysicalMedia_

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Cat was not a fan of the Xenomorph popcorn bucket 😭 #AlienRomulus

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1 year

No step on snek

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18 days

The owner came up to me and said he’s noticed me busting my ass and killing it at work lately, also said he loves my attitude! Guess who got a decent raise today!!

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@DumpsterJesus

3 years

I used to think I wasn’t gonna be hot in middle school so I worked really hard on being funny and easy to talk to so now that I’m an adult I’m just really gorgeous and charismatic and hilarious and sometimes it’s a lot to handle all at once.

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Dumpster Jesus

@DumpsterJesus

3 years

The us flag but each star represents my balls

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@DumpsterJesus

5 years

I just want someone to hold me like his spotter holds him

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@DumpsterJesus

2 years

It’s that time of year where I post my ski trip thirst pics! Enjoy!

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@DumpsterJesus

5 months

@iblockmagats Half right. It’s not like cartilage, that completely cremates off and none is left after the process is over. The baby bones are much more fragile than normal bones after cremation though.

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3 months

Every time someone asks ‘how does this make you feel white boy’ the answer is almost always turned on.

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4 years

It blows my mind that I got shot, and the ever living shit beat out of me, and I got charged 400 dollars for it while 3 out of 4 of Floyd’s killers are walking around scott free

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3 years

Here is my crop top I feel a little bit better about it now pls be nice

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9 months

It’s absolutely insane that there are people out there who (very wrongly) don’t think I’m gorgeous

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1 year

New apartment and full length mirror means new thirst pics

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2 years

Get me in there with an Adderall and it’ll be done in an afternoon

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2 years

The ancient library of Tibet. Only 5% has been translated.

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5 years

So with today being my birthday, and this month being pride and everything, I figured now would be a great time to come out and let everyone know I’m bisexual!

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3 years

I went to funeral school with this man