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⚛ 3.6 Roentgen ☢ typewriters and pain ☢

ground zero // writer of shit
Joined February 2016
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@TallBart *burp*t-this isn't your mamas sex crime apology!
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@DUDEDOTWEB type beat
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@_rawrell you mean the guys who shit in the street in Europe brought modern sanitation standards to the natives who had plumbing? or the Europeans who bathed once monthly whilst the natives bathed regularly?
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@poopswag34 pretty stacked for a depression meal, hope he recovers.
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@fentpressed unemployed boyfriend discovers what rounding is
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@fulong666 you should probably rewatch the film.
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@BadCrippIe his eyes aren't even turning green they're just mildly heterochromatic, I'm surprised he didn't notice prior- that's Hazel baby.
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@sabatonfan69 your tweet format reminds me of teenage benadryl abuse
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@kurtruslfanclub @Dustinkcouch my god, what have I done!
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@sixscosepoise nobody posts like this no more
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@trustablegenius @reaghhan if you really enjoy this lolxd humour still you probably are happier than me
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@gayspacegulag I love how it was clearly trained on stock images so the shutter stock logo just appears over like half the frames in this
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@bip0__0 @CringeOffender @walmarteyedrops @adbraa yep, three years since my cancer diagnosis and I'm feeling great about it, it's terminal now! - no one ever
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@ali2nc @GoodReddit you can. this is a joke illusion aka there is no illusion.
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@Dick_Butte been my dream since childhood to have my own cubicle and filing cabinet. I was a simple kid.
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@Cam_Oflage I'm a bender I'M A BENDER IM A BENDER IM A BENDER
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@leslieleeiii UM ACTUALLY RIGHT WINGERS DON'T NEED LEFT APPROVAL UH... THE REASON WE RELATE TO VILLIANS US UH.. DEATH OF THE AUTHOR DEATH OF THE AUTHOR! I'M GONNA GO WATCH STARSHIP TROOPERS, ROBOCOP, THE BOYS AND WATCHMEN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME RELATING TO THE RAPIST MURDERER VILLAINS!!
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@Cybershell they're gonna interview you on late night TV now you've caused crime wave with that video
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@nise_yoshimi republic of surely would be you had a revolution rather than you lost a war right?
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@GeebMinister I've figured out why
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@Hoodie_Milly @infinity___3 @YURAM3KI because the trauma Olympics help no one.
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@TitoMahalo if you gave stoners an ounce, a screen playing conspiracy theory YouTube videos and then locked them in the kennel they'd unironically willingly stay for at least three days
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@ilosttheloudd I know right? I was so surprised when I saw polygon man. andross lookin fella.
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@AyoCraze @goofxist earth is a ball. inside the ball is a ball. inside that ball is a smaller metal ball. we thought the ball inside earth's ball was liquid in entirety, now we know right in the middle is the final ball, 400 miles along and solid metal.
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@CrazeMeesta @SquidDaKidd @Cybershell it's still technically possible bro I mean there's a chance bro I swear bro
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@LilithLovett @AntyWidzew ambulance 🚑 ni no ni no
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@Gitsenberg @shiftypengu1n @C_hoffmanni this is the funniest tweet I've ever read, thank you
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@DryCereal4 @_rawrell I don't think it's embarrassing that our diseases killed them. I think they were an admirable people and deserve respect rather than ire and "embarrassment" over the systematic rape, destruction of and "liberation" of people from their families that is more embarrassing.
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@pmcswagner >literally admitting to using mental illness for engagement
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just wanted to mention that ik that this is not strictly a nd thing, it’s just a thing we heavily relate to. anyways i’m gonna mute this tweet rn but ty for the likes lol
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@BerryOsaka damn Sam o'nella state run academy
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@trouble_man90 @estellar_2 neither do you apparently.
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@SparrowAdorer he hates music so much that he equates having a song stuck in your head with being your favorite
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@Cellarspectre @BesDMarx look up the nakba and sit back down pikachu.
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@w4rd3v1l @FATCITNYCATATRM @viperwave @Newposter2 he's a cia experiment in memetics that escaped unfortunately
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@flexnose @_rawrell I don't think I will. seethe + dilate.
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@muricancommee @entangledself @BarbieAgitprop you were until you got replied to.
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@Monty4G63 @bengrossbg you've been pretty destroyed in the quote tweets but yes, there are many many people who identify as national socialists. not people we just don't like, people with 1488 in their bio, people with black sun pfps posting that we should remove the Jews. open your eyes.
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@db_witch it's rice for moisture as many have said. morton salt made this unnecessary by making anti caking salt. this is shown in the logo and slogan (when it rains it pours) meaning even in damp conditions the salt flows.
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@kogito83 @BadCrippIe you remind me of those old YouTube videos of biokenisis where people would think really hard to change the colour of their eyes or turn them into a sharingan etc
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@somethi11682432 @missfacto @fasc1nate the state of USA health care has killed significantly more people than 9/11
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@killmefam spray a fine mist of alcohol on your hot light bulbs plz - the fire department
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@polishXcellence the ones who run up to the camera have big marge vibes
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@Kade_H21 @poly_psywork malicious misinterpretation always deserves to be called out.
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@DAVIDPLEASESTOP when I was a kid my cat had a blood feud with a squirrel and they fought almost daily and he'd come in bleeding. one day in October he had a final fight with the squirrel and killed it but also had to be put down as he succame to his wounds. at least I think that's the story!
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@hautepop @Aliscano97 fraid of getting dusted!??!
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@hausofdecline did you draw these first or name them first?
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@konxnn @ParadoXhaaze @BigModeGroyper @ImBillRay my aunt doesn't do drugs therefore no Saudi Prince has drank or done drugs EVER :) (BTW my aunt drank)
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@GarrettPetersen @adamjohnsonCHI "could've easily spent four weeks watching one day of atrocity, not the four weeks of daily reprisals against innocent civilians for an attack they didn't partake in! i am very smart!"
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@DogPiss21 @DomTheBombYT because that's the point of the photo
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@Yunacel opinion on wallachia?
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@Seamus_Malek I too base all of my opinions and ideologies entirely on hatred and nothing more
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@thelonelyrider_ @AndromedaPip woah Nietzsche totally didn't know this, you sure showed him.
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@Elvangeleem @williamazing12 edit video, play on TV, pretend to be using remote to navigate it
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@ThisJust_InPUNS @darrian_xd no silly masterchief is from a manga in shonen jump years ago. didn't take up well in Japan but did crazy with western audiences. then they made the anime on paramount plus then halo ce- infinite. was a weird time.
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@CrispierZeke @GiovanniCalifor yeah I can't find anything about this, this quote came up upon searching but I don't think it's about his conception of reality. does read like an andrew tate quote tho lol
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@miserypastels @CrazeMeesta @SquidDaKidd @Cybershell bro captain crunch clickbaited his name to get easy views. total BS!
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@peac3_by_piece cyberpunk dystopia but not the cool type
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@rigatonirevolt >historian >1930-1945 only every fucking time
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@LizardOrman @DragonCobolt @Private07660284 Great quote, hadnt read it before
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@butleriano alpha wolves also don't even exist so all this alpha male bullshit is a misreading of reality
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@allmejb @Mayakovskyite @constans the left runs everything and all media! the left also.. is ineffectual and can do nothing! they are everything and nothing all the time!!
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@DoNotBanRoss "freaking night" " #topshagger " fucking hell man
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@BenSmit07650631 @Daddy_Fulgrim @greentexts_bot I wouldn't call the beef stupid, empress is an evil motherfucker.
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@db_witch most realistic depiction of New York
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@Anglagolon @posting_forever down with the syndrome right here
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@collin0scopy the potential community note calling you out
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@victiinite why are you posting yourself sexting a racist? the CIA couldn't get that info out of me.
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@CrystalForce_ L Was always real
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@ExDweller @GhostAnjo keep them as they are, they'll be collectors items some day. definitely purchase a non furry controller though lmao
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@AndrewTarnawsky @AgedContext @PoorlyAgedStuff I say new but it's about 9 years old now or so haha
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@PolyDepression sorry but vampire the masquerade bloodlines clears all other games on this list
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@Thomas78648857 @fryry__ @ObtainerOf yes.. obviously. omg you got a tumour? and your body managed to regulate blood too it? yeah right, God gave you that tumour 😂😂😂😂😂 <- is this how you think?
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@FartShartly this is scientifically the best accidental AMV
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@AndrewTarnawsky @AgedContext @PoorlyAgedStuff there's an endgame now if you haven't seen it, there's a new realm called 'the end' which has the enderdragon, you need to gather the resources to get there as fast as possible and kill the dragon, when you jump in the portal to leave the run ends.
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@DryCereal4 @_rawrell and? that was the genesis of it. they still genocided them where they could.
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@Kade_H21 you say, denying your mistakes in every other reply.
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@viperwave HALT you have violated our psyops
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@FGAnniversaries >open game >ask is it a fighting game or arena fighter >they say I don't understand is good game >open "fighting game" >arena fighter
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@PandasAndVidya clean streets? nicely dressed? helldivers/40k/starship troopers? did we play/ watch the same stuff? sounds like he is used to talking about nazis and flipped it to current game. every leftist I know loves all these properties, not one has complained. they satirize you guys.
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@alex_is_cool99 @makimapillled every emo was a bisexual
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@FIat_Stanley @fentpressed acrually 0.999... = 1- lim_{n-> infinity} = 1-1 lim_{n->infinity} (1/n) = 0 - lim_{n->infinity} = 0 - 0 = 0
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