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1/ 🌟 What is the manifesto?: "Modi Ki Guarantee" reflects a comprehensive roadmap for India's future, focusing on robust, inclusive
@rajivmehta19
Why so much hassle for filing returns? I have a simple solution:
1. Govt should take 100% of our salary/income at source
2. Deduct whatever they believe is rightfully theirs
3. Pay us a monthly allowance for survival
No returns
No filings
No paperwork
Easy. No?
@RBR_Daily
@viaplay
Marko is sounding like a stuck tape now. The whole world knows no one is at Max’s level.
They might as well keep the seat empty if “Max’s level” is the benchmark. They just need someone who secures P2 consistently - whether they are at Max’s level or not is irrelevant.
@devaiahPB
Excellent commentary but completely wrong.
Bad roads and potholes are the primary reason for SUVs to become popular.
Ground clearance is a feature.
@RBR_Daily
Charles and Carlos are not winning a championship till they complete an entire season without errors.
No matter how good the car: it still requires 1500 error free laps from the driver to win the championship.
@puneet_se
@Ashneer_Grover
Wow! Congratulations on being the first person to discover this.
Now can you enlighten us on why the IT Dept cannot send notices to the shareholders directly?
Thursday, May 2
2:15 PM: Departed from Lower Parel
4:30 PM: Arrived in Kothrud, Pune, without any stops.
The
#AtalSetu
Trans Harbour Link has truly transformed travel!
Thank you,
@Dev_Fadnavis
. Your efforts on this project deserve far more recognition than received.
I am
@UnSubtleDesi
It is not cringe.
It is genuine light hearted banter for the most part (I am sure some are going overboard but that will always be the case)
Everyone, across the demographic spectrum, is talking about it and smiling. Not something that happens everyday.
The real challenge facing
#India
is not:
1. China
2. Pakistan
3. Oil prices
4. Inflation
5. Interest rates
6. 2024 Elections
but the uneducated youth riding KTMs and Activas, sporting ridiculous haircuts, tight jeans and dark sunglasses, who start and shut their engine to move 5
@RBR_Daily
@NextgenAuto
Absolutely. They have a better on track record than Ferrari for the last 15 years.
For an “energy drink” company to achieve what it has at the pinnacle of motorsport is a story for the history books.
I take back all my tweets and complaints to the government about high taxation and suffering middle class and apologise to
@narendramodi
🙏🏻 If this is how the armed forces respond to terrorists, I am more than happy to pay for it!
#howsthejosh
@InsideF1Paddock
The joke called
@nikita_mazepin
just keeps getting worse.
@HaasF1Team
should be penalised as well. They have just taken
#F1
's high standards and thrown them down the drain. Shame on
@fia
for letting this mediocrity to continue
Full marks for honesty. They have stated, very clearly, that we are doing this *because* foreign dignitaries are visiting.
Otherwise, we don't care. Welcome to
#Pune
G20 परिषदेसाठी पुणे शहर झाले आहे सज्ज...!
पुणे शहरात G20 परिषदेच्या बैठका होणार असल्याने जगातील ३५ हून अधिक देशांचे अधिकारी येणार आहेत. यानिमित्ताने महापालिकेतर्फे शहरात विविध सुशोभिकरणाची कामे करण्यात येत आहेत.
#G20
#PMC
#G20inPune
@mcuban
@chrisagrissom
Oh wait! You seem to suggest that each time there is a new variant we should get a mRNA shot that is effective against that particular variant?
But you are discounting the negative long term effects of these "shots" on our body's natural ability to fight.
@Nimmabhaskar22
What has the purpose of travel got to do with air fares? Stop giving sob stories. Everyone is paying the same fares. Market forces are at work: either accept or find alternative means of transportation.
Funny how everyone wants the benefits of capitalism only when they suit them.
@TVMohandasPai
@FinMinIndia
@nsitharaman
@narendramodi
I hope all countries put tariff sanctions on India and a similar tax at 30% on their citizens who wish to travel to India for tourism.
If the FM of our country is worried about credit card spending of taxpayers, we have a serious problem on our hands.
@SidShirole
Ask the cops to do their job. Half of the city’s traffic problems will be solved.
Real world ✅
Feasible ✅
The real question: can you do that?
@YashJai48851075
@rajivmehta19
Teach us how to "inwaste" that allowance by posting cringeworthy videos on YouTube.
Oh wait! Some CA's are already doing that.
@amitmalviya
Also care to explain how will the bank/credit card issuer know beforehand that the “trip” is a business trip?
A new “upload your business trip itinerary” section coming up on the income tax website?
I know mangoes are all the craze during summer, but if you don’t have these popsicles in your refrigerator, you’re not truly experiencing summer.
P.S. Offer one to the delivery person, courier, or anyone making your life easier in this scorching heat. This small gesture will
@F1Posting
@vkhorounzhiy
Tsunoda had Honda’s backing.
Horner never liked Nyck.
It was Max who lobbied for Nyck.
Helmut had already indicated that they jumped the gun by hiring Nyck.
@rmnth
Okay. What has stopped you from building a food delivery business where the landed price to customers is 5-10% higher than the cost at the restaurant?
Go ahead. Disrupt. Dream big. Do it. You have the blue tick to carry it off as well.
@SidShirole
1. Based on "information you've received" - So you, personally, haven't seen anything
2. Construction is progressing as planned - This is based on information. Not validated by you. What is the plan, by the way?
3. Pre-acquisition and land acquisition formalities "currently"
@VertigoWarrior
@venkateshprasad
Venky, you are a champion.
@cricketaakash
cannot hold a candle in front of you. Just ignore him. He is an actor + joker + entertainer, a cheap one at that, who uses Cricket as his prop.
He doesn’t love the game. He just loves the money and the cheap fame.
@Ashneer_Grover
@deepakshenoy
Don't understand why seemingly educated professionals are suddenly throwing dirt at Ashneer based on media reports. Is someone "funding" this?
Courts aur relevant govt departments dekh lengay. Twitter pe kyun bawaal machaa rahe hain? Kam dhanda nahi hain kya?
@VishalBhargava5
100 points for getting some eyeballs.
0 points for logic.
If someone is already doing the Navi Mumbai - Mumbai commute by car everyday, they are already incurring the fuel cost. Why would you attribute that to the harbour link?
Or do you mean folks will not start buying cars
Noticing lots of undecided voters on X as we approach voting day. I understand the dilemma: the local candidate might not be your favourite, but their party—and its leadership—resonate with you. This is how I unpack it
#Pune
#LokSabhaElections2024
@GregThinkCrit
@Evcimen
@RBR_Daily
I picked 2017 since that was his first full year with Red Bull and started winning in a car that was nowhere a contender for the championship. Yes Danny Ric did beat him on points but not on race wins (which is what Bradley is ranting about)
@shanethecnfsr
Yesterday, Lando proved why he'll never be a world champion. Only two drivers besides Max have the mental strength and race craft to win it all—and both will be driving for Ferrari next year.
@mcdonaldsindia
That's the most lousiest explanation I have ever come across! Price to customer should reduce! Price it at 120 and pay 6 rupees tax (5% of 120) to government. Transaction value becomes 126.Instead you are raising price. Complete illogical
@jpappone
I am no Max fan (I admire him as a driver, though), but this is purely a racing incident. Lando was on the edge last week in Barcelona when he pushed Max onto the grass.
Has Max done worse and probably gotten away with it? Yes (Monza with HAM, definitely). But did this deserve a
@akm1410
It pains me how "fancy" startups just destroy millions of dollars while the "not so exciting" but profitable businesses have to encounter struggle at every step of their journey.
@PuneCityLife
November was Diwali month. Offices were closed and employees were on vacations. Outstation students had left the city as well.
Of course that wont account for the entire dip (of 23 lacs going by your data) but it would have had a definite impact.
Needless to say, Pune Metro